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Posted by Hooker's Trick (# 89) on
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I did know before reading the "God of Islam is not the God of the Bible" thread that Satan wrote the Koran.
I am not too conversant with the works of the Dark One, but I wonder if someone who is could tell me of some other things that the Devil has secretly inspired?
HT
[ 10. March 2003, 01:39: Message edited by: Erin ]
Posted by Doctor Zaius (# 261) on
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Highlander 2.
Posted by Karl (# 76) on
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The Genesis Flood - allegedly by Henry Morris. 
Posted by Nightlamp (# 266) on
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cats being used as house hold pets
Posted by Hooker's Trick (# 89) on
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Come now, I was looking for better things than that, like the Liberal Democrat Party, the Dalai Lama and the American Civil Liberties Union. Surely when Satan isn't busy dictating to Mohamed he is whispering in the Dalai Lama's ear, right?
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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Wrong. He's too busy giving the Labour Party ideas.
Posted by Hooker's Trick (# 89) on
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I thought Tony Blair was Satan until I found out the Dark Prince wrote the Koran. Tony doesn't write nearly well enough.
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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It is a reasonably well kept secret that Tony cannot actually write at all. It is all done for him by a variety of hellions of the lower orders, which is why the quality varies.
Posted by Tim V (# 830) on
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Originally posted by Hooker's Trick:
I thought Tony Blair was Satan until I found out the Dark Prince wrote the Koran. Tony doesn't write nearly well enough.
Yes, you can consider your point as made and made again.
Posted by mother hubbard (# 640) on
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personally, i think he works for the police, in the speeding ticket department.
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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Sorry but your all wrong. He writes all those letters I get from the bank.
Posted by El Cooto (# 220) on
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HT you will be pleased to learn that Satan is bringing the prophecies of Revelation to bear through the use of barcodes.That is however, when he is not busy spreading his evil tendrils through the World Wide Web. WWW at the beginning of our addresses is really 666 as 'W' is the 6th letter of the Hebrew alphabet.
Frankly, the concern of christians for these things makes me very depressed.
Posted by Siegfried (# 29) on
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Now, that's a nice link to post over on the "It's the end of the world" thread in Urban Myths!
Posted by Qlib (# 43) on
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I think Satan inspired religion, to turn people off |God.
Posted by chukovsky (# 116) on
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He must be very busy because he spends all day distracting me with the Ship and other assorted internet non-work things, so I don't get any work done, then he plies me with drink all evening.
Posted by Nunc_Dimittis (# 848) on
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The Prime Minister of Australia
Posted by Siegfried (# 29) on
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What about The Satanic Verses?There's also The Devil's Dictionary and, of course, The Satanic Bible.
Sieg
Posted by Hull Hound (# 2140) on
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Just look at our own Gadgets for God. Also Enron directors, Railtrack PLC, Not sure about Tony Blair but try Lionel Blair.
Surely Roy Orbison is the 'Dark One'Roy Orbison
Speaking of Liberal Democrats, I once spent an evening in East Ham Liberal club with just the barman and A.N. Other, Roy Orbison was all that was played, ahhhhhhh. Did I mention I didn't like Roy?
Posted by chukovsky (# 116) on
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Originally posted by Hull Hound:
Speaking of Liberal Democrats, I once spent an evening in East Ham Liberal club with just the barman and A.N. Other, Roy Orbison was all that was played, ahhhhhhh. Did I mention I didn't like Roy?
Why didn't you go home and put on some music you did like?
Posted by Hooker's Trick (# 89) on
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Originally posted by Siegfried:
What about The Satanic Verses?There's also The Devil's Dictionary and, of course, The Satanic Bible.
Sieg
He wrote those as well as the Koran?
Maybe some of these were "ghost" written.
Posted by nicolemrw (# 28) on
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i am given to understand that there are certain christians who sincerly and truly believe that bill clinton was literally a servent of satan.
Posted by Hull Hound (# 2140) on
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Originally posted by chukovsky:
Why didn't you go home and put on some music you did like?
A.N Other was my brother and the barman was my brother-in-law. I tried to go home, as God is my witness I trrrrriiiiiieeeeedd.
"Every time I look into your loving eyes, I see love that money just can't buy...you got it! boom, boom." I sometimes wake up sweating, I do.
Posted by Sabra (# 2276) on
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Highlander 2
Any of the Highlander sequels.
Posted by El Cooto (# 220) on
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Satan also visits at night, stealing elastin and drawing wrinkles in the corners of one's eyes. And he occasionally sprinkles 'flu germs.
Posted by Arietty (# 45) on
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And he also blows fat into your cells in the noight - kind of lip-thrustion - so you wake up fatter without eating anything fattening.
Posted by Gill (# 102) on
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I'm amazed that none of you have put what is obvious to at least one American Christian I met in france - SATAN is SANTA. Hence his appropriation of the Christmas Festival.
Posted by Campbellite (# 1202) on
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Now that you mention it, they both do wear red...
Posted by Qlib (# 43) on
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Campbellite - dig the sig. 
Posted by Annabel_Lee (# 2175) on
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"The Left Behind" The movie.
Posted by Siegfried (# 29) on
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It's just come to my attention that Satan is also the author of The Black Stallion.Sieg
Posted by hermit (# 1803) on
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There is no doubt that Satan has inspired the development of those cheap plastic zippers that jam up so easily, especially the ones on tents that trap you inside just when you develop urgent diarrhea.The sacred literature of Islam is a fount of useful information concerning the Evil One.
Sahih Muslim, Chapter 6: Book 004, Number 0753:
AbuHuraira reported the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) as saying: When Satan hears the call to prayer, he turns back and breaks the wind (farts) so as not to bear the call being made, but when the call is finished he turns round and distracts (the minds of those who pray), and when he bears the Iqama he again runs away so as not to hear its voice and when it subsides, he comes back and distracts (the minds of those who stand for prayer).
Satan lives in the nose over night. He can be flushed out if you snort water up and then out the nose. (Bukhari vol. IV, no. 516; Muslim vol. I, no. 462)
Posted by jlg (# 98) on
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<sigh>
In my extremely humble opinion (which since we're in hell means don't bother arguing with me because there is no way you can change my mind) Satan is alive and well and using born-again Christians to remind us of his presence in the world.
<sigh>
Posted by nicolemrw (# 28) on
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well theres something to be said for the position that satan inspired the anti-harry potter people... discredit a really superior set of books, and make christians look like blooming idiots at the same time
Posted by simon 2 (# 1524) on
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Many children were lead astray by the amazing street skating of Natas(???) Kaupas. What more proof do you need that it is a rebelious and wrong past time.Herbal medicine, sex, role play games, heavy metal, punk, tattoos, body piercing, dyed hair, denim jeans, communism, science, police academy films, women with short hair, the NIV, RSV, GNV, the message and ugly people.
Posted by Ginga (# 1899) on
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Originally posted by simon 2:
heavy metal, punk, tattoos, body piercing, dyed hair, denim jeans, communism, science, police academy films, women with short hair...and ugly people.
<sigh>
Roll on Summer.
Posted by Yaffle (# 525) on
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Thinking for yourself is "not of God"Women thinking for themselves is definitely the work of Satan.
The most surreal "door to the occult" I have come across is Care Bears. Can anyone trump that?
JK Rowling and the Prophet Mohammed....busy guy.
Posted by sharkshooter (# 1589) on
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The most surreal "door to the occult" I have come across is Care Bears. Can anyone trump that?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Posted by SteveWal (# 307) on
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TV programmes about Aleister Crowley that actually take the Great Deluded Beast seriously rather than laugh at him (preferably maniacally) and expose him as a sad sex adict who liked dressing up in capes,
are obviously authored by the Devil as a way of attracting Marilyn Manson fans to dress up in capes and look even stupider.
Posted by Hope (# 81) on
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Originally posted by Yaffle:
The most surreal "door to the occult" I have come across is Care Bears. Can anyone trump that?
My Little Pony. On some very interesting grounds (something to do with "her" being a "Foul Temptress of Lust").
Hope
Posted by CorgiGreta (# 443) on
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Satan is indeed a prolific writer. In some Christian circles it is felt that he wrote the majority opinion in a great number of U.S. Supreme Court decisions; was the author of the U.N. charter; inspires most Hollywood (and all European) films; and edits school textbooks. He was behind the first attempt at a "modern" translation of scripture, but appartntly he lost out to the Holy Spirit in subesquent, even more trendy versions, and he was whispering into the Pope's ear at Vatican II. For fun, he does the lyrics for rock, dance, and rap music.Greta
Posted by nicolemrw (# 28) on
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i once read an article that seriously (as opposed to the joke versions) claimed barney the dinosaur was inspired by satan. one example... in the camping episode, the children are told by barney, if they get lost in the woods to hug a tree. (this is pretty standard advice, actually, the idea being, hugging a tree keeps the child from wandering farther away, and making it easier for searchers to find) however, to the author of this article, "tree-hugging" ment barney was influenced by rabid eco-nuts, and we all know that they are all new-age followers, and new age beliefs are all tools of satan. i'm serious, i really read this and it wasn't a joke.and what about the teletubbies? that whole "tinky-wink (or whatever his name is) is gay" thing... i read stuff then that claimed the teletubbies were part of a secular humanist plot to destroy the fabric of family life.
Posted by Chapelhead (# 1143) on
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IIRC in my younger days, besides the whole of the RC and Anglican churches, there was particular concern about Canterbury Cathedral and part of Moorlands Bible College – but don’t tell Wibblethorpe.Oh, and Trivial Pursuit.
Posted by Yaffle (# 525) on
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Originally posted by Hope:
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My Little Pony. On some very interesting grounds (something to do with "her" being a "Foul Temptress of Lust").
This has just displaced "You must read all the Bible or you'll suffer social death when you're introduced to the Prophet Habbakuk in the afterlife" as my favourite awful warning.
My thanks to CorgiGreta for the elegant precis of Satan's literary oeuvre to date. Does anyone know why Satan's literary agents invariably credit him with the NIV but never (or rarely) the NEB or the NRSV.
[Still trying to get my head round the idea of some fundamentalist discovering he's kinky for "My Little Pony".]
Posted by sharkshooter (# 1589) on
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Having suffered through Barney and the Teletubbies, I have come to the following conclusion:Barney the Dinosaur is the Devil himself, and the Teletubbies are his little demons!
Posted by Poppy (# 2000) on
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Forget Teletubbies and Barney, the true spawn of Satan are the Pokemon. The fights in my house over trading cards have to be seen to be believed.
Posted by Panurge (# 1556) on
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According to some (sadly deluded) people over at slashdot.org, Satan is responsible for Microsoft products. So stop reading this right now, and put an axe right through your monitor.Disclaimer for US readers: Any advice in this message is carried out entirely at the reader's discretion. The reader assumes all liability whatsoever, including that for disposing of nose hairs and navel fluff. No responsibility for any damage, whether immediate, collateral, or by friendly fire is implied, assumed, or fed in bits into a liquidiser by the author. This posting must not be used as part of a life support system or part of a misguided attempt to put a bunny rabbit on Mars, without the written authority of at least 3 members of the Supreme Court who believe that Clinton was the spawn of Satan plus the signature of the author voluntarily written in dragon's blood on a certificate for 5000000 Enron shares and witnessed by the Attorney General for the State of Delaware.
ACCEPT DECLINE MEGO
Posted by bessie rosebride (# 1738) on
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speaking of Aleister Crowley......SATAN, in the guise of Jimmy Page, wrote all of Led Zeppilin's music and lyrics.According to half of the Christians in my office (we are supposedly a Christian business)....SATAN keeps making our key administrative people sick, so that we are kept from accomplishing anything. thereby allowing me time to visit SOF....what kind of plot is that??? 
Posted by James (# 495) on
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Tony cannot actually write at all
What the hell would you need a puppet that could write for?
And the truly, truly most evil thing in the world at the minute IMHO is.....pop idol/pop stars/look_at_my_amusingly_regional_accent_and_stutter manufactured music grrrrr.
(Apologies to non-UK people pop idol/stars is a supremely annoying TV show where 'ordinary' people, read fame hungry money grabbing gimps, are turned into stars)
Posted by Hooker's Trick (# 89) on
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Satan's Vixens
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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Originally posted by Hooker's Trick:
Satan's Vixens
Nooooooo! Tu autem effugare, diabole!
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Posted by simon 2 (# 1524) on
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HeMan, The Magic Roundabout, Grange Hill, Johnny Cash, Star Wars (new age). Any worhsip music that isn't more than a hundred years old obviusly has the spirit of rock and a roll, what wickedness and rebelion.My Little Pony is great, all those rubbery little horses and flammable manes, neigh neigh, Im off to play.
Posted by Astro (# 84) on
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I would recommend My Little Pony's knackers yard complete with rotating knives and toy pet food canning factory.
Posted by Cuttlefish (# 1244) on
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None of my three boys are into My Little Pony. This is good bacause my wife has never been able to look at MLP's in the same way after reading one of Frank Piretti's "Darkness" books. A little girl had a familiar spirit which took the form of a blue pony with a purple mane. She knows it's fiction and not a text-book, but My Little Pony still gives her the creeps after that.
Posted by Lovely Doggie (# 2218) on
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A terribly earnest and pretty Christian girly once told me in all seriousness that friendship bracelets were the work of Satan.Apparantlt making these little things out of coloured thread and tying them each others wrists was really dangerous. I think it went back to something in one of the minor prophets.
It certainly ruined our afternoon craft plans at girls' summer camp that day.
Posted by Yaffle (# 525) on
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So, it's the Major Prophets who get to denounce social injustice, tyranny and the worship of Moloch whilst the Minor Prophets get friendship bracelets and the like...Perhaps there was a Minor Prophets Guild in ancient times where they used to meet up for a couple of bevvies to bitch about how "bloody Micah gets all the glamorous jobs".
Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on
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Originally posted by El Cooto:
Satan also visits at night, stealing elastin and drawing wrinkles in the corners of one's eyes. And he occasionally sprinkles 'flu germs.
Wow. Sort of like the tooth fairy.Only, you know, different.
Posted by tomb (# 174) on
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As an undergraduate, I became convinced that one day, the Antichrist was going to press a button somewhere and anybody who had ever been through Disney's "It's a small world" exhibit would instantly become enthralled, begin singing that damned little ditty, and set out in a stiff automaton-sort of way to conquer the world for the Forces of Darkness.Since those days, I have encountered nothing that would dissuade me from this opinion, even though I haven't smoked any stuff in years.
timb
Posted by Ham 'n' Eggs (# 629) on
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Originally posted by sharkshooter:
Barney the Dinosaur is the Devil himself
Uncannily enough, earlier this evening I was feeding Scambled Eggs his choice of tinned pasta (which happened to be Barney flavour), when I noticed that a disproportionate quantity of said pieces of orange slop were in the shape of pentangles 
Does anyone know the number of a reliable food exorcist?
Posted by Joan the Dwarf (# 1283) on
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Originally posted by Lovely Doggie:
A terribly earnest and pretty Christian girly once told me in all seriousness that friendship bracelets were the work of Satan.
So, um, what about the WWJD friendship bracelets??
Posted by sacredthree (# 46) on
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Originally posted by Joan the Dwarf:
So, um, what about the WWJD friendship bracelets??
If they are not the work of Satan I'll eat my birreta.
Posted by Campbellite (# 1202) on
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That's because WWJD means:Who Wants Jack Daniels?
Posted by sarkycow (# 1012) on
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Originally posted by Campbellite:
That's because WWJD means:Who Wants Jack Daniels?
Or What Would Jesus Drink? (TM Angel?)
And
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Orriginally posted by Tomb:
Since those days, I have encountered nothing that would dissuade me from this opinion, even though I haven't smoked any stuff in years.timb
Are you sure timb, ooops, I mean tomb? 
Viki
Posted by The Wanderer (# 182) on
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The most surreal "door to the occult" I have come across is Care Bears. Can anyone trump that?
Frogs
The colour purple. (Not the book, but what you get when you mix blue and red. Apparently demons love it.)
Posted by Hooker's Trick (# 89) on
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Who Wants Jack Daniels?
I do.
Jesus would drink gin, of course.
And if daemons love purple, does that mean that Satan inspired Lent?
HT [day 13 with no gin. I believe the last assertion]
Posted by Chapelhead (# 1143) on
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Originally posted by Hooker's Trick:
And if daemons love purple, does that mean that Satan inspired Lent?
No, because the colour for lent is violet, which was created by God. Purple, on the other hand, may well have been created by satan.
Posted by Panurge (# 1556) on
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I think you will find that Rabelais already suggested, at length, that Satan inspired Lent. (he was a medical doctor as well as a theological radical, and disliked Lent on both grounds.)Perhaps because of fear of opening the Ship to enormous and prolonged libel actions, no-one else has mentioned directly any large fast food corporates. But I will say, as my own personal and no doubt deluded opinion which has no value whatsoever and which no reasonable person would take seriously for a moment, that I have been twice into the outlets of one particular burger chain in my life and on both occasions was reminded of the vestibule of Hell as described by Dante.
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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Originally posted by The Wanderer:
The colour purple. (Not the book, but what you get when you mix blue and red. Apparently demons love it.)
I work for an organisation whose corporate colour could reasonably be described as purple. This explains a lot (including the lingering smell of sulphur everywhere...)
Posted by Mrs Tubbs (# 440) on
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I'm going to nominate Pop Idol and Pop Stars ... just becauseTubbs
Posted by Benedictus (# 1215) on
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You will also notice that on the rapture ready site the Antichrist rating is up. And we all know why, don't we? It is, as any reasonable person knows, because the EU is apparently discussing electing a President.
Posted by Divine Outlaw (# 2252) on
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Bras.%£&"*~@ing uncomfortable spawns of santa.
Posted by Joan the Dwarf (# 1283) on
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Sorry, the above posting was from me. Divine Outlaw is a boy
Posted by Divine Outlaw (# 2252) on
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Yes, Joan, I am a boy. Cheers for noticing.
Still, you're right about bras. They don't 'arf chaff beneath a cassock.
The work of Santa indeed....
Posted by Joan the Dwarf (# 1283) on
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Originally posted by Divine Outlaw:
Still, you're right about bras. They don't 'arf chaff beneath a cassock.
Abglo-Catholic boys 
Posted by Joan the Dwarf (# 1283) on
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Originally posted by Joan the Dwarf:
Abglo-Catholic boys
Nowt wrong with Anglo-Catholic boys.
Mind you, I never wanted to be an Anglo-Catholic.
I always wanted to be a LUMBERJACK...
(cue music)
Posted by Divine Outlaw (# 2252) on
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Whoops, that was me, sorry dear.
Mistaking myself for a girl, whatever next...
Posted by Divine Outlaw (# 2252) on
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*Squeaky girly voice*Oh, DO, and I thought you were so rugged.
Posted by Miffy (# 1438) on
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He's implanted the spots on my chin and the side of my nose that have been lurking there since the age of 14. They lie low most of the time nowadays - coming out to take the air only when I wish to look my best. 
Quite like the old days, really!
Posted by Joan the Dwarf (# 1283) on
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Originally posted by Divine Outlaw:
*Squeaky girly voice*Oh, DO, and I thought you were so rugged.
OK, my browser obviously does NOT like multiple log-ins . That was me...
Don't worry, tomb, we'll shut up now
Posted by babybear (# 34) on
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Joan, and Mr Divine Outlaw, I seriously think that you need to get your cookies checked. That or make sure that you know who is logged in before you start posting!bb
Posted by Joan the Dwarf (# 1283) on
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Originally posted by babybear:
Joan, and Mr Divine Outlaw, I seriously think that you need to get your cookies checked. That or make sure that you know who is logged in before you start posting!bb
Yes Miss
Posted by Divine Outlaw (# 2252) on
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Mmmmm, cookies...
Posted by Hooker's Trick (# 89) on
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Miss Dwarf and Mr Outlaw certainly need to get something checked.
Posted by bessie rosebride (# 1738) on
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Originally posted by The Wanderer:
Frogs
Frogs ?????
OK, well I knew about owls. Owls are supposed to be demonic and you aren't to have any figurines around of them or pictures.
Likewise, dragons, of course. If you do, it can cause you to become under the influence of SATAN and get sick, lose your faith, go crazy.........
I got this dire information from a seminar on avoiding the occult while attending my local AoG church........
And guess what? When I went to post this to this thread - my computer froze...maybe that's demonic.....to keep you all from learning the truth - so you'll keep your owls, frogs and dragons..
Posted by Yaffle (# 525) on
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Originally posted by Brodavid (on the seriousish thread):
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I even heard of a Christian who asked his pastor to cast the "demon of imbalance" out of his check-book.
Eureka!!! Suddenly everything falls into place. Presumably I need to be exorcised of the demon of having more month than money!!
(posted to this thread for obvious reasons) 
Posted by Olorin (# 2010) on
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Perhaps I can volunteer my services to exorcise those shipmates who are possessed of more money than sense?
Send cheques to PM address.
Posted by Atticus (# 2212) on
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I heard my aunt remark (in all seriousness),"The weather really hasn't been the same since Roe v. Wade."
(for all you brits, that was the 1970's supreme court case that established abortion as a legal practice)
Posted by nicolemrw (# 28) on
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oh, on one of those "demon-busting" sites, don't they claim that paisley is evil? (the cloth pattern, not ian...) something to do with it benig sperm shaped i think.
Posted by Olorin (# 2010) on
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not Ian?
Posted by sarkycow (# 1012) on
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Originally posted by nicolemrw:
oh, on one of those "demon-busting" sites, don't they claim that paisley is evil? (the cloth pattern, not ian...) something to do with it benig sperm shaped i think.
And thumb-tacks, dolls, candles, Roman Catholics, your temper (great excuse that one ), children, church and christmas .... to name but a few. The wonderful site is here. They also offer 'The Box' which is apparently the best way to get rid of a demon....
[Pause for thought]
Don't carded players get sent to the box for five minutes etc in ice hockey and that?
[/Pause for thought]
Viki
Posted by Chapelhead (# 1143) on
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Methinks that there will be a great wailing and gnashing of teeth, however, if the folks at Demonbuster realise how much they have left out - My Little Pony, friendship bracelets, purple etc. Perhaps they are having a problem with demonic interference in their great work.
Posted by simon 2 (# 1524) on
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If you have ever played cricket you will know that The Box is satanicly uncomfortable and unwanted ..... till .... you get a cricket ball to the groin. It then it becomes one of the most inspired pieces of life saving equipment ever.
Posted by sarkycow (# 1012) on
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Originally posted by Chapelhead:
Methinks that there will be a great wailing and gnashing of teeth, however, if the folks at Demonbuster realise how much they have left out - My Little Pony, friendship bracelets, purple etc. Perhaps they are having a problem with demonic interference in their great work.
I would suggest that you email them your ideas Chapelhead, but they might take you seriously.... :roll eyes:
Viki
Posted by gandalf35 (# 934) on
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And now for the most absurd authorship by Satan: Ship-of-fools, this was an observation by a fundamentalist co-worker who I invited for a lively debate. Oh and he included anything authored by C.S. Lewis. (Don't worry I killed him myself)
Posted by Ham 'n' Eggs (# 629) on
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Who Wants Jack Daniels?
Not me - I have plenty thanks!
Posted by Divine Outlaw (# 2252) on
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Originally posted by Hooker's Trick:
Miss Dwarf and Mr Outlaw certainly need to get something checked.
Thanks for the advice.
The doctor has given me some cream and says it should clear up in a week or two.
Posted by Ultraspike (# 268) on
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THE THEOLOGY OF FAT
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99 cent double cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds. And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair. And Satan brought forth chocolate And woman gained pounds. And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad." And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds. And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them." And Satan brought forth chicken fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof. And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those
extra pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man gained pounds. And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest. And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. And Satan created HMOs.
Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on
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Originally posted by Poppy:
the true spawn of Satan are the Pokemon.
For those who have not seen it...
Apocamon
