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Posted by sarkycow (# 1012) on :
 
Somehow, back in the mists of time, the thread that was Christian Irregular Verbs got deleted or disappeared [Frown] So I thought we could start again [Smile]

Unfortunately my mind has gone blank right now, and I can't think of any [Confused] Oh yes.


I am open-minded
You are liberal
They are dangerously misguided


Everyone got the hang of this?

Viki

[ 10. March 2003, 01:06: Message edited by: Erin ]
 
Posted by Inanna (# 538) on :
 
I missed the old thread entirely so apologies if someone already came up with this one:

I have a word from the Lord
You are trying to diguise your own self interest as prophecy
They are obviously schizophrenic and need locking up.
 
Posted by Inanna (# 538) on :
 
Oops. I forgot the alternative conjugation:

I have a word from the Lord
You are getting that from your own subconscious
They are hearing demons.
 
Posted by sarkycow (# 1012) on :
 
I am right
You are trying hard to find the answer
He/she is wrong


Looks like it's just you and me playing Inanna.

Viki

PS If anyone didsave the original, then please post the choice bits/all of it back up [Smile] Thanks.
 
Posted by Inanna (# 538) on :
 

I am living by WWJD
You are being influenced by the world's values
They are following false prophets.

(It's OK Viki, nobody's playing my Avatar Snap game either...)
 
Posted by Tim V (# 830) on :
 
I am living by biblical principals
You are conservative
He/She/It is a bigot.
 
Posted by ken (# 2460) on :
 
I am an Evangelical
You are an Anglo-Catholic
She is a Liberal
 
Posted by Scot (# 2095) on :
 
Somebody (I forgot who) had really good one as their signature until recently. Does anyone remember?

scot
 
Posted by Adrienne (# 2334) on :
 
I have a caring ministry
You always know what's going on
They are nosey
 
Posted by Sophie Aubrey (# 2339) on :
 
I am sreadfast.
You are stubborn.
They are obstinate.
 
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on :
 
I thought the point was that all 3 describe the same thing.

I have Holy Tradition.
You are living in the past.
They are hidebound.
 
Posted by Qlib (# 43) on :
 
I won't apologise for knowing right from wrong.
You are smug.
They are self-righteous bigots.
 
Posted by Beethoven (# 114) on :
 
I explain
You preach
He drones on and on [Snore]
 
Posted by sarkycow (# 1012) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Scot:
Somebody (I forgot who) had really good one as their signature until recently. Does anyone remember?

scot
I think it was NightLamp? I have PM'd, to find out if I am right, and if it can be posted if so.

Viki
 
Posted by David (# 3) on :
 
I'm doing you a favour by telling you this.
You are a patronising bastard.
Who set them up as Judge of the World?
 
Posted by Tim V (# 830) on :
 
I'm being sarcastic, yes, but in a very funny way.
You are missing the point of Ship of Fools by spending too much time scoring points in Hell.
He/She/It really ought to spend some time seriously thinking about whether they can really call themselves christians whilst associating themselves with something that is obviously doing severe damage to their chances of salvation.
 
Posted by Inanna (# 538) on :
 
I am expressing my opinion on a subject I feel strongly about.
You are flogging a dead horse.
They are trolling.
 
Posted by Nightlamp (# 266) on :
 
Oh sarky cow i have PMed you, this is not the one I used in my sig.

Not really a christian irregular verb.

I am tenacious
You are stubborn
He is an awkward bastard
 
Posted by mysticlisa (# 2867) on :
 
I'm sharing this as a request for prayer. [Angel]
You're sharing a bit of harmless gossip. [Roll Eyes]
She's a backstabbing bitch. [Eek!]
 
Posted by busyknitter (# 2501) on :
 
I enjoy lively worship
You often worship in the Spirit
He is an exhibitionist
 
Posted by Chapelhead (# 1143) on :
 
The verse I am relying on is part of scripture.

The verse you are relying on is hyperbole.

The verse he is relying on is doubtful.
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
I am deep in prayerful contemplation

Your mind is wandering slightly

He's sleeping through the sermon again!
[Snore]
 
Posted by mysticlisa (# 2867) on :
 
I'm spending the morning in contemplative prayer.

You're having a lie in.

She's lazy.
 
Posted by Inanna (# 538) on :
 
I am trying to apply my faith to today's culture.
You are jumping on the post-evangelical bandwagon
They are liberal backsliders.
 
Posted by Stoo. (# 254) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted in Heaven by SeanD:

Just one I thought of cos of a discussion in Purgatory.

My views are rooted in Scripture.
You are quoting the Bible out of context.
He/she is backing up their prejudices with a proof text.

Any more to add to the collection?

 
Posted by Duo Seraphim (# 3251) on :
 
I am devout
You are pious and humourless
They are religious maniacs
 
Posted by Lady A (# 3126) on :
 
You are Holier-Than-Thou
Where's the halo?
That's not what I understand it to mean...
 
Posted by Duo Seraphim (# 3251) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lady A:
You are Holier-Than-Thou
Where's the halo?
That's not what I understand it to mean...
H'mm I stand corrected (or sit actually.) Halo's dropped off, I'm afraid. So..

"I am devout.
You are Holier-Than-Thou.
They are the sort of worshipper we don't want in this parish/diocese/space-time continuum."
 
Posted by Miffy (# 1438) on :
 
I feel a deep concern for ...

The Lord has given me a burden for...

I'm a nosey so and so!
 
Posted by David (# 3) on :
 
I have an interesting personality.
You are a total nutjob.
They are a pack of fucking lunatics.
 
Posted by Melchizedec (# 2073) on :
 
I was prompted by the Lord to find a new place of worship.
You were prompted by the leadership to find a new place of worship.
He burned the church down.

My children are expressing themselves during the morning service.
Yours are helping us grow in patience.
His are noisy little maniacs, and I blame the parents.

My pastor is a prophet.
Yours is a visionary.
His is a nutcase.

I am the anointed leader.
You are being obedient by stepping into the gap.
He is a power-freak.

I was filled with righteous anger.
You were obviously tired.
He went completely mad.

The Lord has rewarded me with a new car.
The Lord has given you a car to bless others.
Look at that flash git.
 
Posted by troy (# 2516) on :
 
I am saving your soul.
You are being annoying.
He is no fun to sit next to on planes.
 
Posted by Louise (# 30) on :
 
quote:

The Lord has rewarded me with a new car.
The Lord has given you a car to bless others.
Look at that flash git.
Hahahaha! That's excellent! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by chukovsky (# 116) on :
 
I am bible-based
You are conservative
He is fundamentalist

I am into alt.worship
You are flaky
She is New Age
 


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