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Posted by dyfrig (# 15) on :
 
(shudder)

[ 30. September 2005, 20:35: Message edited by: Belisarius ]
 

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 
Nice teeth.
 

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Posted by Tortuf (# 3784) on :
 
It gives that old phrase "having guests over for dinner" a whole new meaning, doesn't it?

Well, somebody had to say it.
 

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Posted by nicolemrw (# 28) on :
 
i really wish i hadn't seen that article.


 

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Posted by jellybean (# 5221) on :
 
You're not wrong.

That's minging.

And I love the fact that he's planning on spending his jail time writing a book - how constructive. That'll be one to put on the Christmas wish list. Not.
 

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Posted by strathclydezero (# 180) on :
 
You could have left that for *after* lunchtime Dyfrig ...
 

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 
On the other hand, I've had some friends who've been quite successful with internet dating.

I saw this yesterday for the first time. What if the entree really was willing? Can't quite wrap my little brain around that particular concept.

Particularly the hors d'oeuvre part.
 

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Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Guests for lunch, turkey on a plate for tea.
 

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Posted by Marvin the Martian (# 4360) on :
 

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Particularly the hors d'oeuvre part.

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That is just not worth thinking about
 

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Posted by Cosmo (# 117) on :
 

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Particularly the hors d'oeuvre part.

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What's wrong with a bit of Cock-a-Leekie?

Cosmo
 

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Posted by Tortuf (# 3784) on :
 
Sine, I don't know about elsewhere, but in the US you cannot consent to battery. So consent of the victim would not matter. The news story (or one of the related stories on the same site) suggested that the legal issues would be tricky because of the consent. I don't know if the reporter didn't get it right or it is a genuine issue.
 

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Posted by Grits (# 4169) on :
 
I'll bet he knows how much a pound of flesh is going for these days.
 

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Posted by MatrixUK (# 3452) on :
 
Chianti with the liver, but what would one serve with flambeed penis? There's got to be something suitable, Hungarian Bull's Blood would be close i guess
 

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Posted by IntellectByProxy (# 3185) on :
 
Isn't killing and eating someone who wants to be killed and eaten, who has said clearly on camera and on paper that he wants to be killed and eaten and who has sat down willingly to an entre of his own cooked penis better than killing and eating something, let's say a cow, which doesn't want to be killed and eaten and which, by the simple action of running in fear when the slaughterer approaches, shows quite clearly that it doesn't want to be killed and eaten?

Just a thought.
 

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Posted by Tortuf (# 3784) on :
 
Picky, picky, picky.
 

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Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 

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Originally posted by IntellectByProxy:
and who has sat down willingly to an entre of his own cooked penis

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Originally posted by Tortuf:
Picky, picky, picky.

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Originally posted by Adeodatus:
Omigosh!!! Just when I was sitting down to a nice chicken sandwich. Thanks a bundle, dyfrig.

(Apparently chicken tastes a lot like people.)

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Oh, I wish you hadn't said that - so was I and I was thinking thank God I didn't have red meat in my sandwiches. Now I won't be able to finish them.

Still, I don't suppose chicken tastes much like a penis and there's no gristle in the sandwiches, so it might be all right.
 

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Posted by Paul W (# 1450) on :
 
Guess I won't be having a bratwurst sausage from the German Christmas Market today.

Paul W
 

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Posted by elsi (# 2098) on :
 

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Originally posted by Adeodatus:
(Apparently chicken tastes a lot like people.)

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Wouldn't that be better worded "Apparently people taste a lot like chicken "?

Or am I assuming too much regarding your relative familiarities with these 'meats'
 

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Posted by Nunc Dimittis (# 848) on :
 

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Mr Meiwes has said that after his trial he intends to pass the time in jail - if convicted - by writing his memoirs.

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I can see it now:

Memoirs of a Cannibal: how I fulfilled my fantasies


 

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Posted by dyfrig (# 15) on :
 

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Originally posted by IntellectByProxy:
enjoying my ... pot noodle

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Sick boy.

[ 03. December 2003, 11:49: Message edited by: dyfrig ]
 

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Posted by Adeodatus (# 4992) on :
 
I once saw a recipe in a Jewish cookbook for bull's penis stew. Imagine going into a butcher's shop and asking the guy if he has a bull's penis ... 'No, it's just the way I'm standing.'
 

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Posted by IntellectByProxy (# 3185) on :
 

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Originally posted by dyfrig:

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Originally posted by IntellectByProxy:
enjoying my ... pot noodle

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Sick boy.

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Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
Is it a crime to eat human meat if the steak concerned died of natural causes, for instance?

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
In my state it's legal to eat road kill. Not sure if it specifies what kind or not.

Tortuf can perhaps shed some light on this.

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Are you suggesting Tortuf is a hillbilly hick who eats squashed raccoons?
 

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 
It's certainly true that he'll eat pretty much anything.
 

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Posted by Adeodatus (# 4992) on :
 
A raccoon that's been squashed at least fits better into a sandwich. If you want a penis sandwich, you have to go out specially and buy a baguette.

Or a finger-roll. Depending on ...
 

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Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Funny you should say that. A large sausage has just gone past with a colleague in a bun.
 

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Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 

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Originally posted by Adeodatus:
(Apparently chicken tastes a lot like people.)

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Wouldn't that be better worded "Apparently people taste a lot like chicken "?

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Originally posted by Ariel:
Funny you should say that. A large sausage has just gone past with a colleague in a bun.

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Posted by Fr. Gregory (# 310) on :
 
What I find so outrageously, hideously wicked about this is that a defence should be mounted on the basis of consent! My God is "choice" everything to some people today?

 

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Posted by MatrixUK (# 3452) on :
 
I was very, very amused to see that the thread below this on the boards page was "shipmates on weight watchers" imagine that conversation at the meeting..."how many points for a penis? hmm...really?..ooh but only 2 for a brain...ok..."

Bizarre, the whole thing.
 

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Posted by Ponty'n'pop (# 5198) on :
 
Originally posted by Fr Gregory

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What I find so outrageously, hideously wicked about this is that a defence should be mounted on the basis of consent! My God is "choice" everything to some people today?

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The alternative defence of insanity would do me nicely.

What was this anyway? Assisted suicide? An extreme example of consenting adults doing whatever they like behind closed doors? Unlawful killing but something short of murder? There is a minefield of moral questions here and the context is utterly horrid.

[ 03. December 2003, 15:49: Message edited by: Ponty'n'pop ]
 

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Posted by Intégriste (# 4959) on :
 
At the risk of stating the bleeding obvious, we have only the word of Meiwes that the ... ah ... membrum virile was eaten à deux.

But still
 

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Posted by Alt Wally (# 3245) on :
 
I am really in touch with my inner Calvinist after reading this.
 

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Posted by Jerry Boam (# 4551) on :
 

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Originally posted by Intégriste:
At the risk of stating the bleeding obvious, we have only the word of Meiwes that the ... ah ... membrum virile was eaten à deux.

But still

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{tomb shakes his head} Lordy, there are any number of people (some Shipmates included) that I wouldn't mind being fed to the dogs, but even I draw the line at feeding them to psychopathic Germans.

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{tomb shakes his head} Lordy, there are any number of people (some Shipmates included) that I wouldn't mind being fed to the dogs, but even I draw the line at feeding them to psychopathic Germans.

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tomb, that sig with that post on this thread ...

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It brings a whole new meaning to that part of the communion service:
"Take, eat, this is my body..."


 

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Posted by Tortuf (# 3784) on :
 
I do not think that you could eat a corpse, even as road kill. Let me add especially if you were the driver. Among other things, (or inter alia, as we attorneys say) would be:

1. Interference with evidence.
2. Abuse of a corpse.
3. Theft (not your “meat.”)
4. Ewgh.
 

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Posted by jellybean (# 5221) on :
 

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Originally posted by Sarkycow:
It brings a whole new meaning to that part of the communion service:
"Take, eat, this is my body..."

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Now that is really minging.

Be ashamed!

[Be ashamed of your sad UBB!]

[ 03. December 2003, 19:17: Message edited by: RooK ]
 

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Posted by auntbeast (# 377) on :
 

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...our last cannibalism thread.

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Originally posted by auntbeast:
...some unsuspecting future ship meat?...

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Originally posted by Tortuf:
I do not think that you could eat a corpse, even as road kill. Let me add especially if you were the driver. Among other things, (or inter alia, as we attorneys say) would be:

1. Interference with evidence.
2. Abuse of a corpse.
3. Theft (not your “meat.”)
4. Ewgh.

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Originally posted by Tortuf:
Sine, I don't know about elsewhere, but in the US you cannot consent to battery. So consent of the victim would not matter. The news story (or one of the related stories on the same site) suggested that the legal issues would be tricky because of the consent. I don't know if the reporter didn't get it right or it is a genuine issue.

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According to the Reuters account of the same story, if the victim truly consented, he would be convicted of "killing on request" which is a form of illegal euthanasia. That is what the reference to a five year prison term was.

St. C.
 

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Posted by Lyda Rose of Sharon (# 4544) on :
 
I think most states have laws about what you can do with a corpse. You certainly can't bury them wherever you want to. And there are laws about desecrating bodies although sometimes they are basically misdemeanors. The misdemeanors can add up, however, like 66 bodies give you 20 years.
 

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Posted by Tortuf (# 3784) on :
 

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What if you were the next of kin and the body had been released to you?

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There is still abuse of a corpse and probably improper burial. And that would not even take into account the mental sanitation hearing.
 

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Posted by Kenwritez (# 3238) on :
 
What I noticed is, according to the article, cannibalism isn't an offense under German law!

Wouldn't twentieth century peoples have a few given laws, such as "no cannibalism"?

Brandes's penis was cut off and, according to Meiwes, both men ate it flambéed. Now, this gives rise (heh heh heh) to some thoughts:

• I'm not sure what mindset the victim was in at this time, but if *I* had just had my penis cut off, cooked, and served to me, gastronomy wouldn't be the first thing on my mind. Pain control, blood loss and imminent death would pretty much occupy my thoughts, rather spoiling the savoring of the moment.
• Flambéing is a poor way to cook penis, which is primarily spongy tissue, like brain, not connective tissue, like you find in a steak. Flambéing is a fast and relatively cool cooking method, fine for bananas but not for meat. A saute (hot, fast, retains the food's flavor) would be much more appropriate.

Suddenly all those years of happily scarfed braunschweiger and wurst is backing up on me....

[ 04. December 2003, 01:51: Message edited by: Kenwritez ]
 

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Posted by shalimar (# 3198) on :
 
Certainly a case of biting off more than he could chew...


if I were the mental health professional assigned to assess whether this individual was competent to make this kind of choice, here's what I'd assess:

- History (personal and familial) of mental illness
- General functioning, i.e., personal relationships, work, financial
- Cognitive capacity, i.e., does he understand the implications of his choice?

I'd particularly look for evidence of hopelessness and depression. If he thought that he had no options other than his own demise, then I'd be less likely to believe that this was a fully informed decision. If he felt that he had other viable options but liked this one best, I'd be more likely to give him the green light.

While it seems like the individual who would pass this kind of assessment with flying colors is rare, it's certainly conceivable. Unless there's evidence one way or the other, I'm assuming that the deceased might have been making a valid choice.

As for the no law on cannabilism in Germany, if your plane crashes on German soil and you are waiting to be rescued its ok to nibble on your deceased fellow passengers.

McPeople Regards™
 

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Posted by Lyda Rose of Sharon (# 4544) on :
 
Don't hold your breath for justice in Germany. Look what happened (or didn't happen) to Monica Seles' attacker. Sure, she didn't help her own case but the guy attacked her in front of hundreds of witnesses. Suspended sentence? Puh-leeze!

[ 04. December 2003, 03:34: Message edited by: Lyda Rose of Sharon ]
 

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Posted by Jerry Boam (# 4551) on :
 
Well Miewes' case points out a flaw in Sele's attacker's method. Had he used a fork as well as knife, he would not even be faced with a suspended sentence...

"but, your honor, I was feeling peckish, and she looked so... meaty!"

"I quite understand Gunter! Say, would you like to come back to my place for a little snack after your release?"
 

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Posted by Adeodatus (# 4992) on :
 
On a TV interview last evening, the defendant's lawyer said, 'My client is no Hannibal Lecter'.

Er ... hello? ... he feckin eats people!!!

(Except that, with this year's spat of bad feeling between Germany and Italy, he might have foregone the nice Chianti.)
 

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Posted by IntellectByProxy (# 3185) on :
 

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Originally posted by IntellectByProxy:
Isn't killing and eating someone who wants to be killed and eaten, who has said clearly on camera and on paper that he wants to be killed and eaten and who has sat down willingly to an entre of his own cooked penis better than killing and eating something, let's say a cow, which doesn't want to be killed and eaten and which, by the simple action of running in fear when the slaughterer approaches, shows quite clearly that it doesn't want to be killed and eaten?

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Originally posted by IntellectByProxy:
I am feeling particularly high in hubris this morning

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Originally posted by Kenwritez:

• Flambéing is a poor way to cook penis, which is primarily spongy tissue, like brain, not connective tissue, like you find in a steak. Flambéing is a fast and relatively cool cooking method, fine for bananas but not for meat. A saute (hot, fast, retains the food's flavor) would be much more appropriate.

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Originally posted by IntellectByProxy:
I thought that this was such a bloody good point

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and I am feeling particularly high in hubris this morning, that I'd post it again.

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Originally posted by Kenwritez:
Flambéing is a poor way to cook penis, which is primarily spongy tissue, like brain, not connective tissue, like you find in a steak. Flambéing is a fast and relatively cool cooking method, fine for bananas but not for meat. A saute (hot, fast, retains the food's flavor) would be much more appropriate.

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Wrong thread, kenwritez. Why don't you post it on the Recipe thread?
 

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 
I understand it's good with a Sauce Bechamel.
 

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Posted by IntellectByProxy (# 3185) on :
 

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Not if you like steak it isn't.

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no evidence that he was insane at the time of the offence

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In my opinion he suffers from an anti-social personality disorder and also has unexplained voices in his head.

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
As opposed, of course, to "explained" voices. That would make all the difference.

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What's the moral difference between eating a willing person and eating an unwilling animal?

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Originally posted by Rat:
Well you should know, what with chatting to your best buddy all the time.

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no evidence that he was insane at the time of the offence

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:

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Originally posted by IntellectByProxy:
What's the moral difference between eating a willing person and eating an unwilling animal?

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Where the Hell do you live, IbyP? Narnia?

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Originally posted by Adeodatus:
On a TV interview last evening, the defendant's lawyer said, 'My client is no Hannibal Lecter'.

Er ... hello? ... he feckin eats people!!!

(Except that, with this year's spat of bad feeling between Germany and Italy, he might have foregone the nice Chianti.)

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What if you were the next of kin and the body had been released to you?

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There is still abuse of a corpse and probably improper burial. And that would not even take into account the mental sanitation hearing.

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let's say a cow, which doesn't want to be killed and eaten...

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Cows reach this level of perception and preference? Is this from research all of us can access, IBP, or do the cows tell you this themselves?
 

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Posted by nicolemrw (# 28) on :
 
auntbeast said:

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Now I am really worried.... I am hanging out in a community that has now had TWO cannibalism threads... could this mean a sudden dark twist to some unsuspecting future ship meat?

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Originally posted by Kenwritez:

• Flambéing is a poor way to cook penis, which is primarily spongy tissue, like brain, not connective tissue, like you find in a steak. Flambéing is a fast and relatively cool cooking method, fine for bananas but not for meat. A saute (hot, fast, retains the food's flavor) would be much more appropriate.

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Honey, I know that you are a great cook, but I have got to admit that I am feeling a tad uneasy that that you 'know' the best way to cook a penis.

Is there anything that you want to share with the group? If the answer is "Yes." then make sure that it is non-meat based.

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Hmmmm. This is the first time I've ever had to defend myself against having eaten a penis. For the record, I've never eaten the penis--of any species--nor would I want to. (Same reason I don't eat organ meats.) That being said, I know how to cook various cuts of meat and my dad was a doctor, so I can synthesize how to cook a penis based on my knowledge of meat cooking techniques and of what I know concerning the physical makeup of a penis.

See? It's not so bad after all!
 

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Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 

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Originally posted by Kenwritez:
Hmmmm. This is the first time I've ever had to defend myself against having eaten a penis. For the record, I've never eaten the penis--of any species--nor would I want to.

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Well, here are some recipes for genitalia, in case you do. In some cultures, it's not unknown (thank you, Eurotrash, for making me aware that it's a Spanish delicacy ) Scroll down to the bottom of the page for a stew, if you can face reading that far.
 

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Posted by The Riv (# 3553) on :
 
So, are you what you eat?
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
I feel so sane now.....

Geez, I beat myself up for my trichtillomania. What level of self-abuse must one have reached to detach and eat one's own penis?

Or maybe it is the ultimate defense against psychic castration; by ingesting the penis,you ensure it will never be taken from you.

Or....

(deep in thought)

[eta:Who wants to bet that Peter Greenway makes a movie of this?]

[ 04. December 2003, 20:27: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
 

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Posted by Tom Day (# 3630) on :
 

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Originally posted by The Riv:
So, are you what you eat?

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Originally posted by Tom Day:
Apparantly, human blood makes black pudding to die for

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there's this cantankerous old bitch with a horse drawn sleigh in number twenty three who is always cursing our clematis.

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Originally posted by RooK:
the choice of cooking technique might have also been chosen for certain temporal considerations.

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"Tempura" did you say?
 

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Posted by tomb (# 174) on :
 
Dammit, Sine, you made me start thinking about sushi.
 

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Posted by Kenwritez (# 3238) on :
 
I dunno, tomb, the Sinester may actually be on to something here; doggone I'd never thought of it before. A flour and egg wash followed by a trip into a deep fryer would render a raw penis that was...hmmm...well, I think it would cook up pretty well.

In deep frying, the batter protects the food from direct exposure to the hot fat, thus drying out, so a batter fried penis would certainly be moist enough. (Anyone care for a corndog? )

Since spongy tissue is composed more of empty space than discrete tissue (think of a kitchen sponge), and heat breaks down protein over time, you'd need a cooking technique that would prevent the penis meat from dehydrating too much while at the same time weakening the molecular bonds between the tissue vacuoles enough to render the meat into something with a good mouthfeel; i.e., not too chewy. (This is why some cuts of meat are best cooked a longer time over a lower heat versus a shorter time over a high heat.)

I think Sine is right; deep frying would provide the ideal cooking environment, but you're very limited in what you can do with the batter to add flavor. Also, you want to cook the whole penis all the way through. You don't want a burnt exterior and raw interior! Given we don't know the size of the penis, I suggest prior to cooking halving it length-wise with a sharp knife. This would double the cookable surface area and halve the cross section of tissue the heat would have to reach through and cook.

IMHO the penis would best be served (pun intended) by pan searing it first in wine, garlic and some fresh herbs, giving it that first burst of heat to carmelize the exterior, then perhaps a quick saute, then transferring it to the tempura batter and into the fryer. While the penis is cooking, add some more wine and cream, plus a bit of butter, to the fry pan to deglaze it, reducing the liquid by about a third to a half. This will build a simple pan gravy and will work for any cut of meat.

Pull the penis out when it's GB&D (golden brown & delicious), plate it, drizzle the pan gravy around it, then go with the potatoes you suggested tomb. I think two kiwi fruit at one end would serve as a nice garnish, don't you?
 

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Posted by tomb (# 174) on :
 
Jesus, boy, you're scary.

Notwitstanding all that, I think my oven treatment en croute would be better than your sturm und drang cuisine. But maybe that's just me.

My technique would render a rather tasty dish; you would just end up with a greasy marital aid.

What is this fascination with frying dicks? I know you're a gentle soul, but I suspect that you have bought into some Feminist fry-the-cock agenda that isn't Christian.

Perhaps you should Pray before you Fry.
 

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Posted by jlg (# 98) on :
 
I'll go with tomb's encroute; I do love a pastry with a savory filling.
 

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Posted by RooK (# 1852) on :
 
Snobs.

With the poor wretch standing there bleeding from the groin, they should have just tossed the little fucker in the microwave and nuked it with some cheese on top.
 

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Posted by auntbeast (# 377) on :
 
Some thoughts on various posts....

From tomb

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Originally posted by auntbeast:
"...some unsuspecting future ship meat?..."
Um, dearheart, was that typo Freudian, deliberate, or merely sloppy?

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no evidence that he was insane at the time of the offence

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And if you are missing the essential ingredients for any of these recipies, take a quick look at manbeef where you will find all your human needs.

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Jesus, boy, you're scary.

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Originally posted by tomb:
Notwitstanding all that, I think my oven treatment en croute would be better than your sturm und drang cuisine. But maybe that's just me.

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Yes, it is just you. When is tempura "sturm und drang"? My goal is to cook the meat to render its best possible flavor and texture, ideally as simply as possible. Frankly, the en croute would be lots more work, IMHO.

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Originally posted by tomb:
My technique would render a rather tasty dish; you would just end up with a greasy marital aid.

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Originally posted by tomb:
What is this fascination with frying dicks? I know you're a gentle soul, but I suspect that you have bought into some Feminist fry-the-cock agenda that isn't Christian.

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Originally posted by tomb:
Perhaps you should Pray before you Fry.

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I'm treating this whole thing purely as an intellectual exercise. I'm sure the last molecule of taste and discretion I possess, locked away somewhere deep and dark inside what I'm pleased to call my soul, is screaming in agony at my posts on this thread. Oh, well.
 

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Posted by IntellectByProxy (# 3185) on :
 

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Originally posted by Kenwritez:
O jeez. I have no fascination with frying dicks. Cooked wankers hold not my interest. Shoo, roasted penes! Exit cooked cocks. No sizzled pizzles. Give no shrift to fricaseed John Thomases. We're not at home to heated Mr. Happy. Be gone, grilled German helmet! Throw back the panfried trouser trout. Put away the purple-headed womb broom en croute.

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Posted by Marvin the Martian (# 4360) on :
 
My word I'm enjoying this thread

Not only do I get the best laugh I've had all week, I also get some good recipies for use if (and/or when) I find myself in the middle of a cannibal tribe.

They wouldn't want to eat the best cook in the village, now, would they?
 

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Posted by Kenwritez (# 3238) on :
 

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Originally posted by Kenwritez:
O jeez. I have no fascination with frying dicks. Cooked wankers hold not my interest. Shoo, roasted penes! Exit cooked cocks. No sizzled pizzles. Give no shrift to fricaseed John Thomases. We're not at home to heated Mr. Happy. Be gone, grilled German helmet! Throw back the panfried trouser trout. Put away the purple-headed womb broom en croute.

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Posted by IntellectByProxy (# 3185) on :
 

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Originally posted by Kenwritez:
Marvin the Paranoid Android said it best: "It's a wonder [I'm] able to live in anything that small."

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Originally posted by hatless:
I just checked in a dictionary, and it seems that 'Ewgh' is the Welsh for 'tasty!'

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Originally posted by tomb:
Notwitstanding all that, I think my oven treatment en croute would be better than your sturm und drang cuisine. But maybe that's just me.

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{tomb shakes his head} Lordy, there are any number of people (some Shipmates included) that I wouldn't mind being fed to the dogs, but even I draw the line at feeding them to psychopathic Germans.

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Christmas is coming. Have you consumed enough to make Jesus happy?

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tomb, that sig with that post on this thread ...

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It brings a whole new meaning to that part of the communion service:
"Take, eat, this is my body..."

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quote:

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
While we're on the subject.

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Yes. Never mind the fact that it had several other organs, the penis is the only one it gets remembered for.

All we need now is a suitable recipe for fossilized penises, baked for several million years in a slow pressure cooker, and we're away.
 

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Posted by nicolemrw (# 28) on :
 
(what posseses me to keep reading this thread? )
 

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 
Do you slow down to stare at traffic accidents?
 

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Posted by Kenwritez (# 3238) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by nicolemrw:
(what posseses me to keep reading this thread? )

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quote:

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
While we're on the subject.

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quote:

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Originally posted by RuthW:

quote:

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
While we're on the subject.

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From the above link:

"It also has what scientists say is the oldest penis seen in the fossil record.

"Researchers are puzzled as to why the ancient creature appears so similar to its modern relatives."

Because the penis hasn't evolved at all in 425 million years?

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quote:

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Originally posted by RuthW:
Actually, of all the things I've ever read on these boards, this has got to be the one that makes me most glad I don't have a penis.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Grits:
I'll bet he knows how much a pound of flesh is going for these days.

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Oh, Grits - you are b-a-d.

Maybe he'll start a fast food chain when he gets out.
 

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Posted by Flausa (# 3466) on :
 
If this thread wasn't disturbing enough on its own, when I opened up one of the links I was treated with a pop-up add for the Atkins diet (with a photo of a man holding a tape measure).
 

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Posted by nicolemrw (# 28) on :
 

quote:

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Kenwritez posted

quote:

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Originally posted by nicolemrw:
(what posseses me to keep reading this thread? )

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Penis envy?

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quote:

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Originally posted by IntellectByProxy:
Isn't killing and eating someone who wants to be killed and eaten, who has said clearly on camera and on paper that he wants to be killed and eaten and who has sat down willingly to an entre of his own cooked penis better than killing and eating something, let's say a cow, which doesn't want to be killed and eaten and which, by the simple action of running in fear when the slaughterer approaches, shows quite clearly that it doesn't want to be killed and eaten?

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quote:

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The victim in the German case had apparently consumed large quantities of alcohol and cold medication, and felt no pain when his bits were chopped off with a knife. He apparently said "oh look, it's gone" and laughed.

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really far, far more than i wanted or needed to know.


 

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Posted by Lioba (# 42) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by metters77:
For those who are interested, cannibalism isn't illegal in the UK, either. Denying a body decent burial is.

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quote:

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Originally posted by nonpropheteer:
How do you know a cow doesn't want to be eaten? If they didn't want to be eaten, why do they allow themselves to get so meaty?

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quote:

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Originally posted by metters77:
For those who are interested, cannibalism isn't illegal in the UK, either. Denying a body decent burial is.

So, if your, er, "dining companion" died of natural causes, and you served him up casseroled in red wine with mushrooms, shallots and garlic, you'd just be charged with not burying him.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Kenwritez:

quote:

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Originally posted by metters77:
For those who are interested, cannibalism isn't illegal in the UK, either. Denying a body decent burial is.

So, if your, er, "dining companion" died of natural causes, and you served him up casseroled in red wine with mushrooms, shallots and garlic, you'd just be charged with not burying him.

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So, (apologies to Monty Python) it would be all right to cook and serve my "dining companion" provided I vomited him up afterward into a coffin and buried it properly?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Lioba:

quote:

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Originally posted by metters77:
For those who are interested, cannibalism isn't illegal in the UK, either. Denying a body decent burial is.

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That's the same in Germany. We have very strict burial laws......

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quote:

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Originally posted by Jerry Boam:
I seem to recall that someone had a sig along these lines:

"Don't piss me off! I'm on Atkins and I'd kill you just for the protein"

Scanning over Kenwritez' recipes and noting his continued enthusiasm for this topic, I am now wondering if that was his sig?

I am filled with a vague sense of unease...

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quote:

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...do you marinate every night in a soy, sherry and Worcestershire sauce with bits of sliced lemon, fresh ginger and brown sugar?...

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quote:

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Originally posted by Kenwritez:
I'm running on 3 hours of sleep, it was the best I could do off the top of my head.

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quote:

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What say tomorrow, if I've slept more, I come up with a more acceptable marinade for Jerry?

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quote:

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Originally posted by tomb:

quote:

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...do you marinate every night in a soy, sherry and Worcestershire sauce with bits of sliced lemon, fresh ginger and brown sugar?...

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That is one of the most disgusting recipes for a marinade I have ever read, Ken. Shoot, I wouldn't soak a dead man's dick in something so foul.

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I'm interested to know, Tomb, what would you marinate a dead man's dick in (just supposing that was what you had planned for dinner tonight)?

[ 11. December 2003, 10:08: Message edited by: Left at the altar ]
 

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Posted by Lioba (# 42) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by tomb:

quote:

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Originally posted by Lioba:

quote:

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Originally posted by metters77:
For those who are interested, cannibalism isn't illegal in the UK, either. Denying a body decent burial is.

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That's the same in Germany. We have very strict burial laws......

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So, presumably, as long as one cleaned one's plate, there would be no issue?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Lioba:
[/qb]

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That's the same in Germany. We have very strict burial laws...... [/qb][/QUOTE]So, presumably, as long as one cleaned one's plate, there would be no issue? [/qb][/QUOTE]Wrong. Very wrong. Burial in Germany means exactly that, in a coffin in a certified cemetery, or interring the ashes in an urn. It's not possible to take grannie's ashes home for the mantelpiece or have your dear departed ones buried in the garden. Much less doing anything like eating them, however reverently this might be done. [/qb][/QUOTE]

What if you cooked the meat until it was well done? All decent chefs know that that's BAD. surely that would then constitute a decent burial as, well, the meat would be cremated.

I'm rather concerned, however, by the idea of someone getting a good night's sleep in order to think of the best possible recipie for a marinade for a pene. I prefer the image of the creative genius cooking up a storm in the kitchen trying to find that "perfect" combination that best symbolises what they are about to do. Al la Kel in Kath and Kim (for the Australians amongst us)..... oh I just realised his was recipies for sausages....

And on that note I'm off to court to play duty lawyer for intervention orders.... Maybe there are some Loreena Bobbitts today in need of my help.

[ 11. December 2003, 21:47: Message edited by: Puppycat ]
 

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Posted by RooK (# 1852) on :
 
[HELLHOST CLICKS TALONS TOGETHER IMPATIENTLY]

Puppycat, since you're still new, I'm just going to strongly encourage you to go to the UBB practice thread in The Styx. Also, you can thrash out what you want your post to look like with the Preview post button, and it has no time limit before you actually add the reply.

I'm also not going to bother trying to fix that mess. I'd get all unpleasant, and you wouldn't want that.

[HELLHOST STOMPS OFF AND KICKS SOMETHING CUTE AND FURRY]
 

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Posted by Kenwritez (# 3238) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Jerry Boam:
After reading this thread, I looked at the seemingly innocent products on the shelf above our bath in an entirely new light: sage and lemongrass bath oil, mango and cocoa butter skin cream and a herbal shampoo listing thyme, chamomille, sage and rosemary as its ingredients.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Kenwritez:
periodically rubbing the meat with a Jamaican jerk seasoning.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Lioba:
Wrong. Very wrong. Burial in Germany means exactly that, in a coffin in a certified cemetery, or interring the ashes in an urn. It's not possible to take grannie's ashes home for the mantelpiece or have your dear departed ones buried in the garden. Much less doing anything like eating them, however reverently this might be done.

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quote:

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Originally posted by RooK:
Puppycat, since you're still new, I'm just going to strongly encourage you to go to the UBB practice thread in The Styx. Also, you can thrash out what you want your post to look like with the Preview post button, and it has no time limit before you actually add the reply.

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Hanging head So so so desparately sorry. Have been and prasticed. Sincerely hoping never to make RooK unhappy or annoyed again.

quote:

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Originally posted by RooK:
I'm also not going to bother trying to fix that mess. I'd get all unpleasant, and you wouldn't want that.

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PC so hates mess.
sitting in corner quietly repeating to self Remember must never do ugly messy posts again. Cleanliness is next to godliness.
 

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Posted by Left at the altar (# 5077) on :
 
My kids are driving me nuts tonight. Tempted to eat them. Pigs do it. Why shouldn't I?
 

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Posted by babybear (# 34) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by RooK:
Puppycat, since you're still new, I'm just going to strongly encourage you to go to the UBB practice thread in The Styx. ...I'm also not going to bother trying to fix that mess. I'd get all unpleasant, and you wouldn't want that.

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After reading this and the post by Puppycat, I feel that we have just been watching Puppycat being toilet trained. Poor Puppycat really got his/her nose rubbed in the mess.

But as for:
[HELLHOST STOMPS OFF AND KICKS SOMETHING CUTE AND FURRY]

Don't you kick poor Sarky! She is my friend. She only looks cute and furry on the outside. On the inside it is pure love and grace.

bb
 

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Posted by Lioba (# 42) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Jerry Boam:

quote:

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Originally posted by Lioba:
Wrong. Very wrong. Burial in Germany means exactly that, in a coffin in a certified cemetery, or interring the ashes in an urn. It's not possible to take grannie's ashes home for the mantelpiece or have your dear departed ones buried in the garden. Much less doing anything like eating them, however reverently this might be done.

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But can one prepare the body prior to cremation? If one, as it were, pre-processed the cadaver by passing its soft tissues through the alimentary canal? And if the bones were similarly prepared in a stew? The residue all carefully transported to a mortician for proper law abiding all-in-ordnung cremation?

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Once and for all: THE ANSWER IS NO.
And I don't think this topic of "would it be possible if" needs any further discussion. Stick to recipes and marinades, if you wish to, but leave out speculations about how this could be legal in Germany or ideas about "dining à l'allemande".

 

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Posted by Kenwritez (# 3238) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Lioba:
And I don't think this topic of "would it be possible if" needs any further discussion. Stick to recipes and marinades, if you wish to, but leave out speculations about how this could be legal in Germany or ideas about "dining à l'allemande".

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quote:

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Originally posted by Kenwritez:
Get over yourself. Who made you the Topic Nazi? If you don't like the discussion, find another thread.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Lioba:

quote:

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Originally posted by Kenwritez:
Get over yourself. Who made you the Topic Nazi? If you don't like the discussion, find another thread.

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Maybe it's because I'm German. And I'd rather not like to be called a Nazi. It's got specific historic connotations, at least in Germany.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Ariel:
It had to happen. He's writing a book about it and negotiating film rights.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Lioba:

quote:

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Originally posted by Kenwritez:
Get over yourself. Who made you the Topic Nazi? If you don't like the discussion, find another thread.

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Maybe it's because I'm German. And I'd rather not like to be called a Nazi. It's got specific historic connotations, at least in Germany.

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quote:

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Originally posted by tomb:
That being said, I say that Kenwritz's dependence on vinegar or citrus as the acid in a penis marinade betrays a shockingly provinial cuisine. What say you?

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I believe the word you were attempting to use is actually spelled p-r-o-v-i-n-c-i-a-l.

Why is citrus or vinegar provincial? I could have gone with a white wine, but frankly, that seemed too prov--I mean, common.
 

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Posted by Lioba (# 42) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Kenwritez:
I can empathize with a German not wanting to be called a Nazi, I understand the connotations. That being said, it's arrogant of you to tell an entire international discussion board they can't discuss a topic, no matter how distasteful you find that topic or its discussion.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Lioba:
I don't object to this thread as such, just to a particular tangent, i.e. that cannibalism could somehow be legal in Germany.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Lioba:
And I wouldn't call the Ship international. It's English/American with a sprinkling of people from other English-speaking countries

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Here's the definition of 'international':
"In·ter·na·tion·al, adj. 1) Of, relating to, or involving two or more nations: an international commission; international affairs. 2) Extending across or transcending national boundaries." (definition courtesy dictionary.com)

I know of posters from the US, UK, Australia, Haiti, Sweden, Hong Kong, France, Canada, Venezuela, and New Zealand. No doubt there are other countries represented as well.

The Ship is an international message board.

Also, since the Ship limits itself to English-only boards, it follows the posters here would be English speakers.

You can object to a tangent all you like; but on the Ship you voice your opinion as your opinion rather than telling us what we may discuss or how.
 

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Posted by Icarus Coot (# 220) on :
 
The only reason I'm reading this thread, is to be able to predict (and hence avoid) which of you will descend (somewhat joyously) into Lord of the Flies style barbarity when we all get stuck on a desert island.
 

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Posted by Grits (# 4169) on :
 
Exactly, Coot. That way we'll know which ones we want to vote off the island.
 

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Posted by Icarus Coot (# 220) on :
 

Fuck grits, sometimes you are genuinely funny!

Now I just have to work out whether you meant to be funny or not.

 

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Posted by Lioba (# 42) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Kenwritez:
No one was saying Germany is a haven for cannibals or that Germans (apart from the headcase mentioned in the article) are cannibals, nor that cannibalism is an accepted practice there. We were joking about preparing human meat in a certain style.

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quote:

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You can object to a tangent all you like; but on the Ship you voice your opinion as your opinion rather than telling us what we may discuss or how.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Give me a break, Lioba.

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Gladly, Sine Nomine. At least on this aspect of the thread.

And by the way, Rook, the longer I think about it, it's neither "international" nor "global" what I was thinking about, but rather multicultural. But that would merit a thread of it's own.

Lioba

[ 14. December 2003, 00:04: Message edited by: Lioba ]
 

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Posted by tomb (# 174) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Icarus Coot:
The only reason I'm reading this thread, is to be able to predict (and hence avoid) which of you will descend (somewhat joyously) into Lord of the Flies style barbarity when we all get stuck on a desert island.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Icarus Coot:
Fuck grits, sometimes you are genuinely funny! Now I just have to work out whether you meant to be funny or not.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Icarus Coot:
The only reason I'm reading this thread, is to be able to predict (and hence avoid) which of you will descend (somewhat joyously) into Lord of the Flies style barbarity when we all get stuck on a desert island.

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quote:

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There were three posts trying to find ways how it could be legal anyway. That's what I didn't find funny.

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AS for me, this is what I found absolutely flippin' hilarious.
 

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Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
...somehow I keep visualizing the... ah... meat course... being so desirous of being eaten... that it... ah... begins to wax expansive after you get it into your mouth...
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
oh, you would..
 

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Posted by Jerry Boam (# 4551) on :
 
Janine, cheri, I think that bunny has your number.
 

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Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
Did you give her my number?

What a grand idea! Wish I'd thought of it sooner.

Oh, come now, people - we've all had tough meat that seemed to gain volume and seemed to never want to go down!
 

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Posted by Lioba (# 42) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by tomb:
Simon would be well-advised to initiate a new reality game hosted by Kenwritez & me. We'll battle, sumo style, to see who gets to prepare the marinade so that Lioba will be tasty when we eat her.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Janine:
Did you give her my number?

What a grand idea! Wish I'd thought of it sooner.

Oh, come now, people - we've all had tough meat that seemed to gain volume and seemed to never want to go down!

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I find laughing makes it shrink
 

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 
Ain't that the truth.
 

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Posted by The Bede's American Successor (# 5042) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by tomb:
That being said, I say that Kenwritz's dependence on vinegar or citrus as the acid in a penis marinade betrays a shockingly provinial cuisine. What say you?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Lioba:
There were three posts trying to find ways how it could be legal anyway. That's what I didn't find funny.

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quote:

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By Sine:
I feel I sort of understand Canadians and Australians. But those damn Brits are too weird for words.

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quote:

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Originally posted by tomb:
I was wondering when someone would bring him up!

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quote:

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And, BTW, Bede, the appropriate nominative is "Coloradan," though sometimes the hoi polloi write it "Coloradoan."

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Whatever.
 

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Posted by Light (# 4693) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by IntellectByProxy:

We're easy to understand; we drink tea, respect the quietude of libraries and abhor people who wear more than three colours simultaneously.

That's why we hate American tourists so much.

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German tourists are not known for their conservative dress sense either... and I feel quite safe bashing them, since everyone knows Swedes only dress in black. (Bite, Lioba, bite! )
 

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Posted by IntellectByProxy (# 3185) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Light:
German tourists are not known for their conservative dress sense either... and I feel quite safe bashing them, since everyone knows Swedes only dress in black. (Bite, Lioba, bite! )

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quote:

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Originally posted by IntellectByProxy:

Swedes, on the other hand, simply wander around looking blonde and slightly dazed.

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Yes, but there is a perfectly obvious explanation. Pot is much more available abroad. - halo
 

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Posted by Lioba (# 42) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Light:
German tourists are conservative to a fault and spend large amounts of time standing stiffly at bus stops muttering "Zis is mosst odd, ze timetable clearly sayss ten fifteen and yet I am ooogling ze horizon and at ten seventeen still zer iss no sign. Zis is a mosst inefficient sysstem of public transporting"

Swedes, on the other hand, simply wander around looking blonde and slightly dazed.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Lioba:
It only took german rail one year of appalling service to make this complete change of expectations possible.

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You see, even when you are being inefficient, you're still efficient. It took you only one year of appalling service before you lowered your expectations.

We've had appalling service for over half a century, and still we expect trains to arrive at the time specified on the information board, expect busses to arrive on schedule, and get irate when taxis are 5 minutes late.

You'd think we'd have learned by now and calmed down about the whole affair.

Germans are just more efficient at being inefficient than we are. And they serve beer in decent-sized glasses.
 

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Posted by Left at the altar (# 5077) on :
 
sorry to drag us all back from the topic of tourism to the topic of eating one's fellow man. but ... this is just too weird.

People join chat rooms to find other people who'll eat them? Then go to McDonalds with the chosen diner (for McHuman, I guess), go see a movie ... how sweet. How normal.

I'm surprised that the victim only chickened out after seeing the last one getting killed and carved on a home video. Was it not done Halal or something?

Is this desire to be gobbled up common?
 

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Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
Notice me not saying all the stuff I could be saying about a desire to be eaten.

I was just passing thru, wondered if y'all were done chewing the fat yet.

[ 17. December 2003, 01:33: Message edited by: Janine ]
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Janine, how did you manage to lower the tone of this thread?
 

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Posted by Left at the altar (# 5077) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Janine:
Notice me not saying all the stuff I could be saying about a desire to be eaten.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Left at the altar:

quote:

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Originally posted by Janine:
Notice me not saying all the stuff I could be saying about a desire to be eaten.

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Let me introduce to this nice German chap. He'll even take you to a movie and Maccas.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Janine, how did you manage to lower the tone of this thread?

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quote:

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Originally posted by kentishmaid:
Indeed. He'll only make things wurst.

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quote:

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Originally posted by IntellectByProxy:

quote:

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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Janine, how did you manage to lower the tone of this thread?

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Question is, Kelly, how did you manage not to lower it?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:

quote:

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Originally posted by IntellectByProxy:

quote:

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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Janine, how did you manage to lower the tone of this thread?

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Question is, Kelly, how did you manage not to lower it?

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That's what I mean. I'm jealous.

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I'm sure there are loads of internet sites which cater for your, ahhh, special requirements.
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
What would you know about my special requirements, Mr Larger-than-you-think?

Go gobble something.
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Sorry, didn't mean to kill thread. Bring on the dick jokes, I promise I won't interrupt.
 

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Posted by IntellectByProxy (# 3185) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
What would you know about my special requirements, Mr Larger-than-you-think?

Go gobble something.

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Is it rude if I type with my mouth full?

Hypothetically speaking.
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
I love a man who follows directions.
 

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Posted by The Bede's American Successor (# 5042) on :
 
With Mad Cow not just a Canadian intrustion into our lives in the US anymore, a thought has entered my mind (feeble that it may be--both the mind and thought). It has to do with this thread.

Since the known mean of transmission of Mad Cow is one cow eating the infected remains from another cow, shouldn't one be careful before taking the dining advice from certain Germans?

I realize that we aren't talking "brain and spinal tissue, which contain the highest concentration of the prions that cause mad cow disease." In fact:

quote:

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Whole-muscle cuts, such as filet mignon or roasts, are considered least likely to carry infectious material. Mad cow disease has not been found in beef muscle or dairy products.

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Still, "recent studies in mice have found evidence of prions in muscle meat." (All quotes from the linked article.)

Should an advisory board be formed to give us direction for Safe Canabalism? Maybe the concept of Safe Canabalism is a lie, and it should be called Safer Canabalism?

Some so-called conservatives will complain, saying that eating human flesh is sinful, even if the person gave consent in advance. Still, no matter how much we warn people about the dangers in eating other people, some people are still going to do it.

How do we cut down the risks to avoid transmission to all humans?

Do you know where you meat has been?
 

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Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
DO you know where it's been?


Oral Sex
 

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Posted by Ronist (# 5343) on :
 
Bede: I was following you up until you started talking about cannibalism. I fear it might be too late for you.
 

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Posted by The Bede's American Successor (# 5042) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Ronist:
Bede: I was following you up until you started talking about cannibalism. I fear it might be too late for you.

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After you have been around for a few more posts, you will understand:

(1) This whole thread is about canabalism. Occasionally it is nice to post on the given topic.

(2) Hell is not the place for serious discussion, although it does accidently happen on occasion. RooK sees to that.

(3) I was making a modest proposal.
 

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Posted by Ronist (# 5343) on :
 
Bede:

I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to apologize in hell but point noted.
 

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Posted by Sarkycow (# 1012) on :
 
Ronist,

Apologies are always welcome in Hell. Some are even accepted

Tattoing the Guidelines for Hell and the Ship's 10 Commandments on a easy-to-read part of your body may help you navigate Hell.

Sarkycow, hellhost
 

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Posted by tomb (# 174) on :
 
Well, I think the dick-roasting has gone on long enough. I haven't read a really creative recipe in ages.

Mad cow is being disgusted elsewhere.

Y'all go away.
 

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