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Posted by Stoo (# 254) on :
 
While in the shower earlier, I was thinking how much fun this could be! I have never watched porn with others, but would be happy (I think!!) to give it a go!

Does anyone fancy getting together and watching Debbie does Dallas or Shaving Ryan's Privates?

Obviously, it would be a male-only meet. Is anyone up for it (fnar fnar)?

[ 15. April 2004, 00:02: Message edited by: Sarkycow ]
 

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Posted by Callan (# 525) on :
 
I thought this was a Christian website.
 

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 
Boy, that got my attention!

Sure you aren't getting into dangerous waters, Stoo? You know some of those Manchester shipmates are a little, uh, peculiar. And that's not even counting Father G.
 

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 

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Originally posted by Stoo:
While in the shower earlier,

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Originally posted by Stoo:
While in the shower earlier, I was thinking how much fun this could be! I have never watched porn with others, but would be happy (I think!!) to give it a go!

Does anyone fancy getting together and watching Debbie does Dallas or Shaving Ryan's Privates?

Obviously, it would be a male-only meet. Is anyone up for it (fnar fnar)?

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Originally posted by Saint Osmund:
I suppose I shall have a ponder.

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:

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Originally posted by Saint Osmund:
I suppose I shall have a ponder.

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Is that some kind of smutty British slang? What's a ponder? Does it hurt?

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Oh yes, so very much!
 

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Posted by Erin (# 2) on :
 
Now this would be a meet worth flying across an ocean for.

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Originally posted by Stoo:
Obviously, it would be a male-only meet.

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Originally posted by Siegfried:
I'm fairly sure that pondering is illegal where you are, Sine.

Sieg

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Originally posted by Erin:
"Obviously"? How so?

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Originally posted by Erin:
Now this would be a meet worth flying across an ocean for.

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Originally posted by Stoo:
Obviously, it would be a male-only meet.

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"Obviously"? How so?

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Was thinking just the same thing!!!!... not sure this is exactly an anne summers equivalent tbh....
 

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Posted by Jillyb (# 4610) on :
 
the very idea of so called christian men meeting together to watch porn is sickening to the stomach

yeah it might be a laugh to some but there are those wqho have a real problem with this kind of thing - it is not funny
 

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Posted by Saint Osmund (# 2343) on :
 
awwwww. Dorothy's got all upset!

Perhaps if we string Toto up she'll get the message and go elsewhere.

M
 

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 

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Originally posted by Jillyb:
it is not funny

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Originally posted by Stoo:

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Originally posted by Erin:
"Obviously"? How so?

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I'm only following the example...

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Obviously there's a connection. On the other thread, Stoo wanted to attend a meet where he could watch live girlies parade in (or at least giggle over) skimpy undies and play with dildos. On this thread he wants to watch women - and maybe some men - have sex. In both cases, the girlies are the entertainment! He's being totally consistent !
 

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Posted by Emma. (# 3571) on :
 

 

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Posted by Erin (# 2) on :
 

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Originally posted by Jillyb:
the very idea of so called christian men meeting together to watch porn is sickening to the stomach

yeah it might be a laugh to some but there are those wqho have a real problem with this kind of thing - it is not funny

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Yeah, and there are some who have a problem with alcohol, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying a nice shot of premium vodka.
 

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Posted by eremite (# 4529) on :
 
Thus hypocrite-izes eremite:
"Wherefore, if shots of premium vodko make my brother to offend, I will shoot no more premium vodka while the world standeth, lest I make my brother to offend." (1 Corinthians 8:13)

Now, if it were Guinness we were talking about, well, then, that's another story.

-eremite
 

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Posted by Stoo (# 254) on :
 
Can I still shoot something else, though?
 

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Posted by Saint Osmund (# 2343) on :
 
(puts hand in air!)
 

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Posted by Ags (# 204) on :
 

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Originally posted by Stoo:

Obviously, it would be a male-only meet. Is anyone up for it (fnar fnar)?

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I was going to ask if the suggestion was to watch gay or straight porn, but the above answers my question.

Gay. Obviously.
 

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Posted by Raspberry Rabbit (# 3080) on :
 
Erin wrote

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Now this would be a meet worth flying across an ocean for.

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If Erin and Fregory end up at the same porn meet I'm hopping in my car and driving down. I promise. I'll be wearing fake eyeglasses with the attached moustache, but I'll be there.

RR
 

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Posted by Erin (# 2) on :
 
Well now I simply have to co... show up.
 

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Posted by Pyx_e (# 57) on :
 
If it is only men and they are watching porn, whatever type of porn it is, it is gay porn.

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Posted by Erin (# 2) on :
 
Even better!
 

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Posted by Pyx_e (# 57) on :
 
Jesus Erin do you have to turn everything in to a pissing contest? Yes you will have the biggest balls there, yes they will all be scared of you, yes they will all secretly get turned on by you being the Alpha. Happy now ?

P

(an errant "t" and an odd desire to worry about my spelling, sigh)

[ 30. January 2004, 23:45: Message edited by: Pyx_e ]
 

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Posted by The Bede's American Successor (# 5042) on :
 

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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Jesus Erin do you have to turn everything in to a pissing contest? Yes you will have the biggest balls there, yes they will all be scared of you, yes they will all secretly get turned on by you being the Alpha. Happy now ?

P

(an errant "t" and an odd desire to worry about my spelling, sigh)

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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Jesus Erin do you have to turn everything in to a pissing contest? Yes you will have the biggest balls there, yes they will all be scared of you, yes they will all secretly get turned on by you being the Alpha. Happy now ?

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Originally posted by Stoo:
Does anyone fancy getting together and watching Debbie does Dallas or Shaving Ryan's Privates?

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I thought this was a Christian website...

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Originally posted by Opthalmos:
I thought this was a Christian website...

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Originally posted by Jillyb:
the very idea of so called christian men meeting together to watch porn is sickening to the stomach

yeah it might be a laugh to some but there are those wqho have a real problem with this kind of thing - it is not funny

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Originally posted by Raspberry Rabbit:
Erin wrote

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Now this would be a meet worth flying across an ocean for.

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If Erin and Fregory end up at the same porn meet I'm hopping in my car and driving down. I promise. I'll be wearing fake eyeglasses with the attached moustache, but I'll be there.

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Originally posted by Amazing Grace:
Good Vibes, just down the block...

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Originally posted by Lifeman:
Could this be the meet where Erin finally meets Lifeman?

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Originally posted by Off-centre view:

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Originally posted by Lifeman:
Could this be the meet where Erin finally meets Lifeman?

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Ah good, then it will be Sex and Violence...

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And possibly rude words


 

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Posted by Stoo (# 254) on :
 
I thought, following Sine's example, that I'd test my new sig here.
 

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Posted by dorcas (# 4775) on :
 

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Originally posted by Jillyb:
the very idea of so called christian men meeting together to watch porn is sickening to the stomach
yeah it might be a laugh to some but there are those wqho have a real problem with this kind of thing - it is not funny

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Originally posted by dorcas:
the sewer... where Stoo et al belong.

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Originally posted by dorcas:

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Originally posted by Jillyb:
the very idea of so called christian men meeting together to watch porn is sickening to the stomach
yeah it might be a laugh to some but there are those wqho have a real problem with this kind of thing - it is not funny

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I'm with Jillyb on this one...Christian or not, men (and women, Erin) who get together to watch porn (and encourage others to do so) are reducing the God-given pleasures of sex to the level of the sewer - which is where Stoo et al belong.

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Holy Jesus. Consider this your virtual swirly:


 

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Posted by Lyda Rose of Sharon (# 4544) on :
 

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Originally posted by RuthW:
Getting their knickers in a twist is the only fun some people ever have.

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And there's probably some porn somewhere catering to that fetish, too.
 

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Posted by dorothea (# 4398) on :
 
What exactly is a swirly? (Really)

J
 

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Posted by dorothea (# 4398) on :
 
I could use my imagination but I could be wrong.
 

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Posted by 'Lurker' (# 1384) on :
 
And can you get your knickers twisted by being on the receiving end of one?
 

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Posted by Erin (# 2) on :
 
A punishment inflicted on the terminally-earnest in grade school in the US. You hold the person's head in the toilet, so that their hair is in the water, and flush. Repeat as necessary.
 

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Posted by pânts. (# 4487) on :
 
and it has to be foreign porn. british porn is pointless.
 

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Posted by 'Lurker' (# 1384) on :
 
You're obviously not as patriotic as your avatar suggests.
 

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Posted by pânts. (# 4487) on :
 
na... its just that most of whats on british porn you can see on tv anyway!
 

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Posted by dorothea (# 4398) on :
 
Ta very much Erin,
they used to do that at the secondary school I attended. Being far more prosaic they called it 'having your head pushed down the lav'.

There's me thinking it was something sexual.(Right, well I know there are some weird b******s out there.)

(Apologies for derailing the thread).

Re: going to watch porn. Despite arguments about choice, I tend to find porn exploitative. And there's something sordid and rather embarrassing about it. Also, from my limited viewing of it, the acting's really crap. I prefer films where sex is explored in a more intelligent and less in your face way.

J
 

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Posted by Miffy (# 1438) on :
 
Good grief! I clicked on this and nearly brought up the contents of my bronchial tubes. I'm with JillyB and Dorcas on this one.
 

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Posted by Tallulah (# 3131) on :
 
sorry, but the title of the thread gives it away really. if you are opposed to this kind of cinematic experience don't read the thread!

said in Christian love, J
 

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Posted by Miffy (# 1438) on :
 
Well, yes, but seeing as I was already logged in I clicked on the thread just to make sure I really wasn't seeing what I thought. Seeing as I'm all woozy with the cold and all.
 

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Posted by welsh dragon (# 3249) on :
 
Well, I went to a lecture by Jo Ind at Greenbelt last year (she's a very good speaker) and she said that there are people who are "visual" and people who are "cerebral". Regarding what turns you on. There are some other categories as well, auditory might have been one of them.

Now, I suspect "cerebral" is pretty relevant to me. Because I don't really notice whether I find someone attractive or not - hardly ever, anyway - until they say something strikingly intelligent or make me laugh. And then I might think " Oh and so-and-so is rather cute too".

Being wired up like that makes porn a bit redundant, because the most interesting part of what makes the person tick is not what you're seeing.

That and having seen, I suppose, several hundred people naked over the years working as a doctor, you really have seen various versions of it all before. And I guess you can develop a degree of detatchment about the sight of naked flesh. (As I write this it occurs to me that this may have some human disadvantages). Of course, different people deal with this in different ways...

So if I went to a porn meet in Manchester & Erin & Fregory were there, I would really be more interested and amused by their presence than in the porn itself. I think so, anyway.

Is it unChristian to talk about a pornmeet? well there is certainly a bit of a frisson there...
 

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Posted by pânts. (# 4487) on :
 
and you wouldnt expect this kind of topic here. in heaven mebbe... but here...
 

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Posted by Tortuf (# 3784) on :
 
Is frisson a new technique or something?
 

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Posted by welsh dragon (# 3249) on :
 

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fris·son ( P ) n. pl. fris·sons (-sz, -s)
A moment of intense excitement; a shudder: The story's ending arouses a frisson of terror.

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Originally posted by Erin:
A punishment inflicted on the terminally-earnest in grade school in the US. You hold the person's head in the toilet, so that their hair is in the water, and flush. Repeat as necessary.

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Originally posted by welsh dragon:
I think I know what you mean Tortuf, but I can't remember what the word is that I think you are thinking of...

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Originally posted by welsh dragon:
Sasha - I think the point for the girls would be "having a bit of a laff". Especially if the lingerie were appalling rather than sexy (as I suspect most of it is).

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Originally posted by 'Lurker':
I would have thought it would be arranged by PMs.

The same way Orgymeet is.

Does that mean this year's OM will be arranged via a thread? It would certainly cut down on the work for the organisers.

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Originally posted by Beenster:
I am up for this - I am not a man but I can get a strapadictomy for the occasion or will wear my leather cat suit, complete with tail.

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Originally posted by Beenster:
I am up for this - I am not a man but I can get a strapadictomy for the occasion or will wear my leather cat suit, complete with tail.

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You know, I'd love to see the count of hits on your profile page looking for a photo after that.

Not that I checked, or anything.

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Originally posted by 'Lurker':
I wouldn't have thought a meet of this sort would be arranged on the boards; I would have thought it would be arranged by PMs.

The same way Orgymeet is.

Does that mean this year's OM will be arranged via a thread? It would certainly cut down on the work for the organisers.

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Re: going to watch porn. Despite arguments about choice, I tend to find porn exploitative. And there's something sordid and rather embarrassing about it. Also, from my limited viewing of it, the acting's really crap. I prefer films where sex is explored in a more intelligent and less in your face way.

J

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My -erm- fantasy of really great porn would be to have my favorite sexy but main-stream movies on DVD with X-rated out-takes. Perhaps (in my fantasy) this would be down the line when the more stuff could be done digitally instead of by our modest, decent, main-stream actors. And that way the sex wouldn't derail the story line, I'd be invested in the characters, and I could play the scenes over and over. Bull Durham or almost any of the James Bond movies come to mind.
Yum!

[ 01. February 2004, 05:07: Message edited by: Lyda Rose of Sharon ]
 

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Posted by Gmixolydian (# 2653) on :
 
This thread is worse than primetime (by far). Yeah, I'm pretty disgusted with the others. Yes yes yes, I know, I didn't have to click on the thing, but I was curious, so I did, and there you have it. For a moment I thought, "maybe I'm just a legalist and I should chill out," but I'm gonna have to second-guess myself on that one. I think perhaps it's not actually "my hang-up/problem," but rather, it is the thread that is the problem. That's my feeling, anyway. Mature discussions about sexuality can be great, but what's the value in this? Watching porn can do serious damage-- not to mention what it does to those appearing in it?
I like it when people seriously discuss and engage with sexual issues. I certainly identify with the struggle to stay away from porn-- maybe we could talk about that? But seriously, we don't need to contribute to our society's downward spiral of screwed up sexuality.

Gmix
 

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Posted by Stoo (# 254) on :
 
Thank you for your contribution.

This week, I shall mostly be watching... female mud wrestling!
 

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Posted by pânts. (# 4487) on :
 
why do people read things they dont like, and then feel the need to comment?

actually stoo, i think it is appaling that you have started such an evil thread.



 

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Posted by Degs (# 2824) on :
 

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Originally posted by pânts.:
actually stoo, i think it is appaling that you have started such an evil thread.

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Yes. I think you should be punished.

Perhaps one of your critics would like to volunteer.

We could film it, and then watch it at the meet.
 

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 

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Originally posted by Gmixolydian:
I certainly identify with the struggle to stay away from porn-- maybe we could talk about that? But seriously, we don't need to contribute to our society's downward spiral of screwed up sexuality.

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Originally posted by pânts.:
why do people read things they dont like, and then feel the need to comment

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Originally posted by Erin:
I just think this thread is a perfect way to find out who all the prudes are.

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Originally posted by RuthW:
I believe the current thinking is that we'll organize it on the TnT board this year. It'll be a lot easier to identify our target audience that way.

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Originally posted by Erin:
I just think this thread is a perfect way to find out who all the prudes are.

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Originally posted by Degs:

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Originally posted by pânts.:
actually stoo, i think it is appaling that you have started such an evil thread.

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Yes. I think you should be punished.

Perhaps one of your critics would like to volunteer.

We could film it, and then watch it at the meet.

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Originally posted by Lyda Rose of Sharon:
My -erm- fantasy of really great porn would be to have my favorite sexy but main-stream movies on DVD with X-rated out-takes.

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:

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Originally posted by Erin:
I just think this thread is a perfect way to find out who all the prudes are.

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...or aren't.

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Indeed. IME, it's best to regard everyone as a prude until they have specifically stated otherwise. I get into less trouble that way.

And the only cooking to be done today is in conjunction with the hors d'ouevre platter. Though I have to say I will be torn between waiting for the commercials and the Charmed marathon on TNT today.
 

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Posted by Grits (# 4169) on :
 
I am a prude, but that really isn't the problem I'm having with this thread. Yes, it's easy enough to choose not to read it (or want to know who is participating in it); however, whenever I bring up the screen to show me "Today's active threads"... there it is, usually right near the top, for anyone nearby to see, too. It has taken quite an effort and some time to convince my family that this is a Christian Website ™, and if they see that heading, it's going to take some 'splaining, Lucy.

Just wish there was a way to do this without making the thread titles so explicit. (I'm not even going to discuss the "F**k me" thread.) It has certainly hampered my willingness to post lately.
 

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Posted by dorothea (# 4398) on :
 
Lyda,
re: your reply. Guess I was thinking of something more cerebral. Something which intelligently examines trangression, perhaps?

I saw an oddly compelling movie called 'Spider' on video last week that took a really bad case of Oedipus complex as its theme. On first viewing I wasn't so impressed but it's stayed in my head for days - haunting, really. Sexuality is a great theme for movies.

Fact is, part of being human has to do with dealing with our erotic urges - guess that's why some people (even Christians) find relief in porn. I admit the idea of a Christain group meeting to watch porn was quite mindboggling: that's why I bothered to read this thread in the first place -unless I was simply being prurient!

I don't like porn films and wouldn't want to watch one, especially not with people I've never met and with whom I converse about my Christanity on the internet . Guess it's time to leave this thread to who do.


J

[ 01. February 2004, 13:40: Message edited by: dorothea ]
 

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 
Gee. Silly me. I thought the whole thread was a joke. Or rather, a deliberate joke, as opposed to those threads that are unintended jokes.
 

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Posted by pânts. (# 4487) on :
 

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Gee. Silly me. I thought the whole thread was a joke. Or rather, a deliberate joke, as opposed to those threads that are unintended jokes.

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so you're not going to it after all then?


[i do wish i could get this right first time round. it just never makes sense!]

[ 01. February 2004, 13:55: Message edited by: pânts. ]
 

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Posted by welsh dragon (# 3249) on :
 
I think that we are just practising for (or hoping for) a spring re-launch of TnT perhaps?

I would guess that this idea of a porn meet is a joke, which no one seriously expects to happen .

Apparently some porn companies treat their actors quite well. And I understand there is some "woman friendly porn" out there, which IIRC uses couples in long term relationships with each other and emphasises gentleness and tenderness etc.

However, a lot of porn *is* exploitative, in a variety of ways. Some of the actors may be putting themselves at risk of STDs. Some porn portrays violence or rape; some uses animals or children.

And I guess that most of us, when we think of the appropriate Christian context for sexuality, think of a 1-to-1 committed relationship, with emotional intimacy and caring. Not, usually, involving a camera nor a Tv screen.

But the idea of a "Christian pornmeet" does challenge the bounds of what we see as being acceptably "Christian" behaviour, in some ways similarly to the Ann Summers thread, which seems to have inspired it. I don't find porn necessarily threatening nor horrifying as a concept, and I suspect that people who do may perhaps have some issues around fear and mistrust of the body and sexuality. There is after all a great Christian tradition of that.

And hitting this particular boundary appears to be pretty unrestful, as a bunch of Christians.

So yes, this subject does seem appropriate, very appropriate to me, for Hell...
 

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Posted by pânts. (# 4487) on :
 
who gives a fuck? its not about what you think of bloody porn. its a bloody joke. laugh. dont discuss. just laugh and join in. be rude.

actually, theres a question, who gives a fuck? i guess it depends which blonde is in that scene...
 

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Posted by dorothea (# 4398) on :
 
I finally spotted the Anne Summers thread and realised that Stoo was feeling a teensey bit jealous.

J
 

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Posted by Lyda Rose of Sharon (# 4544) on :
 

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Originally posted by Lyda Rose of Sharon:
My -erm- fantasy of really great porn would be to have my favorite sexy but main-stream movies on DVD with X-rated out-takes.

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Lyda, they have something like this in text; it's called 'slash'/'slash fiction'. Do a search with 'slash' and your favourite film/actor and you'll prolly turn something up.

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I think I've run across it.

But hey! if our brains were meant to do all the work why would we need porn movies at all? Huh?

Uh. Yeah. Okaaay.

dorothea- Musing on the sex lives of film characters is not the be-all and end-all of my sexuality. But I don't see the problem with admitting the fact that it's part of it. I certainly am not dwelling on it.

[ 01. February 2004, 14:33: Message edited by: Lyda Rose of Sharon ]
 

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Posted by Tallulah (# 3131) on :
 
[warning, slightly TMI post]

Two points.

1. If there is any punishing of stoo to be done, I'm the one who gets to do it.

2. Why would he be jealous of the Ann Summers meet Dorothea?

I'm with Erin on this one, this thread has really shown how humourless some of you lot are.

J
 

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Posted by Scot (# 2095) on :
 
Stoo, are you taking requests for the meet? If so, I'd like to see some of that stuff with two guys and one girl. Of course I'm not gay or anything, just curious. I figure I'd be safer watching it with some other Christians™ so there's someone to pray for me not to be inappropriately tempted.
 

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Posted by Nightlamp (# 266) on :
 
I thought that being as this thread is in Hell that people may have worked out this thread is satire ie a joke.
 

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 

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I'd like to see some of that stuff with two guys and one girl.

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Originally posted by shuggie:
Pants - British-produced porn is a lot more explicit than it used to be. Until very recently however it couldn't be sold in the UK. However thanks to the EU it now can.

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Of course I'm not gay or anything, just curious.

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Originally posted by Scot:
Stoo, are you taking requests for the meet? If so, I'd like to see some of that stuff with two guys and one girl. Of course I'm not gay or anything, just curious. I figure I'd be safer watching it with some other Christians™ so there's someone to pray for me not to be inappropriately tempted.

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Originally posted by Saint Osmund:
I wouldn't assume that a man who is into watching mmf threesomes was gay

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Originally posted by pânts.:
two girls and one guy would be far more interesting.

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Originally posted by Saint Osmund:
I wouldn't assume that a man who is into watching mmf threesomes was gay

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Thank goodness. I was afraid that someone might get the wrong idea.
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I'll be in my bunk.

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Originally posted by Saint Osmund:
And no, I haven't said that many a time in the past, before anyone comments!

M x

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Posted by Saint Osmund (# 2343) on :
 

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Originally posted by Saint Osmund:
And no, I haven't said that many a time in the past, before anyone comments!

M x

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Now how did I know that you'd be the first?
 

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Posted by pânts. (# 4487) on :
 

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Oh and pants, if I want to write a deconstruction of porn as it relates to Christian social activities...why should I not do so?...I thought this was a Christian Intellectual website...

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Now how did I know that you'd be the first?

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 

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Wake me up when it's finished.

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porn-quoi not?

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Oh, and it is not a "Christian Intellectual" website, but a website of "Christian Unrest". There is a a leetttle bit of a difference.

bb

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Originally posted by welsh dragon:
So if people are upset about something on a thread in Hell, then trying to address the issue directly and cogently is a bad idea is it?

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Yup, ridicule is much much better, and far more fun too.


Sine, now that you have got all spiritual, perhaps the new challenge is to get intellectual too.

bb
 

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Posted by welsh dragon (# 3249) on :
 
Well it would get really difficult no doubt to organise a porn shoot if you had to find hermaphrodite actors with 4 arms and 4 legs each...

Okay okay I'm trying to think up something ruder to say...
 

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Posted by Erin (# 2) on :
 
Well now I am upset. Sine and Nightlamp have ruined my fun. It was the highlight of my weekend -- until tonight, of course, when the commercials debut -- to keep tweaking the terminally earnest who would rush down here with their and their and their and who wouldn't know a parody if it walked up to them and beat them with a stick.

I suppose I'll just have to go cook now. Or maybe just mix the pina coladas early.
 

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Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
I want to know if Beenster's outfits came from Ann Summers.
 

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Posted by Young Mr. Coot (# 220) on :
 
For interested parties, further to what WD said:

(NB. The link to the faq is reasonably work safe but has the words 'Porn', 'Pornoland', etc in largish font.)

The rest of the site is NOT WORKSAFE, and if pornographic nudity offends you, don't go there.

A faq by fascinating puter geek Pr0n Princess, Asia Carrera which discusses working conditions (eg. HIV, rates of pay, and how women are treated in the industry). I wouldn't consider her an exploited person: she's a woman in control, financially secure, very intelligent and works by choice. But granted, she went into the business initially because of financial need and her bio (NOT WORKSAFE) is a bit sad.

Also (NOT WORKSAFE), Scot, you may wish to click 'No! I don't want to see any Naked Chicks! RUN AWAY!'

 

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Erin:
Sine and Nightlamp have ruined my fun.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Young Mr. Coot:
Scot, you may wish to click 'No! I don't want to see any Naked Chicks! RUN AWAY!'

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quote:

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Originally posted by babybear:

quote:

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Originally posted by welsh dragon:
porn-quoi not?

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Of late you seem to have a readly big problem unstanding the difference between Purgatory and Hell.

But seeing as we are being intellectual about it, Purgatory is the place that says "Purgatory" across the top of the page, and Hell, well "Hell".

bb

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the refuge of the irascible, the contentious and the just plain pissed off. Got a complaint, a rant or a personal argument to settle? Feel free to add it to the uproar – our circles can always accommodate one more malcontent.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Erin:
You bastard. Just for that, I'll tell everyone you bought a block of Velveeta for no discernible reason.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Stoo:
Thank you for your contribution.

This week, I shall mostly be watching... female mud wrestling!

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Mud has a gender?

Gmix, that loud wooshing noise several feet above you must be the sound of something vital going way, way over your head - like the meaning and purpose of this thread .
 

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Posted by Beenster (# 242) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Ariel:
I want to know if Beenster's outfits came from Ann Summers.

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quote:

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Originally posted by welsh dragon:

So if people are upset about something on a thread in Hell, then trying to address the issue directly and cogently is a bad idea is it?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Nightlamp:

quote:

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Originally posted by welsh dragon:

So if people are upset about something on a thread in Hell, then trying to address the issue directly and cogently is a bad idea is it?

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Oh it is a good idea it allows someone to take the piss out of them.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:

quote:

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Originally posted by Young Mr. Coot:
Scot, you may wish to click 'No! I don't want to see any Naked Chicks! RUN AWAY!'

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Oh, baby!

Thank-you, Cootie.

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I thought to offer it to you first, but Scot seemed more in need.

(As before, for those playing at home: NOT WORKSAFE. Do not view link if pornographic photos of naked gay men will offend)

Actually, you must check out Lurid Digs! It is quite the funniest thing I've seen. I think you should write for them
 

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Posted by Chapelhead (# 1143) on :
 
Gee, the fun you miss when you go away for the weekend.

Can I suggest a Chick Tract Reading meet – see if it gets a similar response – or would that be just too much?
 

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Young Mr. Coot:
Actually, you must check out Lurid Digs! It is quite the funniest thing I've seen. I think you should write for them

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I immediately begin to scour the image's background in search of clues and signs that are a thousand times more intriguing than bare butts or engorged genitalia. Interiors are like handwriting, and for those who know how to decipher the mishaps of furniture meeting form, many secrets are revealed.

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Posted by Stoo (# 254) on :
 

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Originally posted by Beenster:
I have a q for Stoo tho. He thought about this thread when he was in the shower. Was that alone, Stoo?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:

[Hate to be at the top of a new page.]

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quote:

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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
I know you would prefer to be at the bottom.

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Oddly enough, I generally get my way in these matters.

Coot, having thoroughly examined every picture in that last link, I can truly say I've never seen such a dreadful collection of sofas. Disgusting. Truly disgusting.

Jen, the Coot and I have a deal that when I win the lottery, Oz will be the first stop on my luxury world cruise in my chartered mega-yacht.
 

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Posted by pânts. (# 4487) on :
 
wheres that shocked smiley?!
 

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Posted by shuggie (# 3141) on :
 
Scot, I take it from the sig you're a Firefly fan?

Jayne's gotta be at least bi right? He's definitely got a thing for the captain.

Still a very funny line.

Back on topic I'm gutted to find this thing's not really happening.
 

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Posted by Pyx_e (# 57) on :
 
It is and if you have penis over 7 inches long you will be able to see the time, date and location below :


See some of you there.

P

[ 01. February 2004, 19:18: Message edited by: Pyx_e ]
 

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Posted by shuggie (# 3141) on :
 
6 1/2 - wouldn'tcha know it!
 

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 
For those of us more than minimally endowed see below for the VIP party:

[Of course, that stands for Very Impressive...]

[ 01. February 2004, 19:23: Message edited by: Sine Nomine ]
 

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Posted by shuggie (# 3141) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
For those of us more than minimally endowed see below for the VIP party:

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quote:

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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
It is and if you have penis over 7 inches long you will be able to see the time, date and location below :


See some of you there.

P

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I am wearing the Big Beast and so I know where to go. Am sure this will be a good one.

Anyone up for the mud-wrestling?
 

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Posted by dorothea (# 4398) on :
 
Lyda,
sorry for going off in the deep end but you don't really have fantasies about Roger Moore (aka James Bond)? Do you?

J
 

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Posted by welsh dragon (# 3249) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Nightlamp:

quote:

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Originally posted by welsh dragon:

So if people are upset about something on a thread in Hell, then trying to address the issue directly and cogently is a bad idea is it?

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Oh it is a good idea it allows someone to take the piss out of them.

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...while being both patronising and tedious it would seem...
 

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Posted by welsh dragon (# 3249) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Stoo:
All the best people are.

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quote:

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Originally posted by dorothea:
Lyda,
sorry for going off in the deep end but you don't really have fantasies about Roger Moore (aka James Bond)? Do you?

J

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In my younger and less discerning days, sad to say.

But I'd go for Sean Connery -even in Never Say Never Again.

And I actually like Pierce Brosnan, too.
But my heart (and whatever ) belong to Sir Sean.
 

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Posted by Scot (# 2095) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by shuggie:
Scot, I take it from the sig you're a Firefly fan?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Sine:

quote:

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Originally posted by Scot:
I'd like to see some of that stuff with two guys and one girl.

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Damn. I'd really like to, uh, inject a reminiscence* here, but good taste restrains me. Wouldn't want to ruin my reputation.

*from before I found Jesus hiding behind the sofa, of course.

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So, you were watching porn, and then found Jesus behind the sofa? Had he been watching too, and then had to have a bit of a lie down? Or did he have to hide from you? Or was he scared (like when you watch Dr. Who)? Or what? Why was Jesus behind your sofa whilst you were watching porn?

Inquiring minds and all that...

Sarkycow
 

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 
Madam, it was a number of years afterward that I found Jesus behind the sofa. I was doing a more than usually thorough cleaning. That same day I found a number of very stale M&Ms* under one of the sofa cushions.

It was a memorable day all round.

*Please don't ask me how I found out they were very stale.
 

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Posted by Puppycat (# 4941) on :
 
Dammit I get too busy at work and don't have time to get on here for a week or so and what do I find has happened while I've been away?......
Bloody clients causing me too much work that I can't get on here and find out about this meet.

I hope I'm not too late to RSVP expressing my interest in attending. Sadly I can't attend in person, finances prohibit (damned sick animals causing the incurring of vets bills), but I'm sure I can organise video link up from the office.

[ 02. February 2004, 23:02: Message edited by: Puppycat ]
 

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Posted by RooK (# 1852) on :
 

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Please don't ask me how I found out they were very stale.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Puppycat:


I hope I'm not too late to RSVP expressing my interest in attending. Sadly I can't attend in person, finances prohibit (damned sick animals causing the incurring of vets bills), but I'm sure I can organise video link up from the office.

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quote:

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Originally posted by pânts.:
did anyone ask yet? will there be photos posted up somewhere after it?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
It was a number of years afterward that I found Jesus behind the sofa. I was doing a more than usually thorough cleaning. That same day I found a number of very stale M&Ms under one of the sofa cushions.

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The Son of the Living God and out of date chocolate on the same day, in the same furniture?

Truly thou art blessed.
 

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 
Isn't grace amazing?
 

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Posted by Beenster (# 242) on :
 
So the second coming has happened - and chose Sine's sofa to appear at - people should pay to visit this sofa I guess.

But how come none of us were raptured?
 

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 
I think it's best not to ask. However, in the highly unlikely event that Pyx_e got raptured and I didn't, I'd be pretty darn pissed.
 

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Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
"got raptured" or "went into raptures"?
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I will manage a small Meet of no more than three Shipmates... in the midst of Mardi Gras season... hmm...

No, never mind. We still won't qualify as any sort of "porn meet".
 

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Posted by Beenster (# 242) on :
 
Maybe it was The Rupture took place behind the sofa.
 

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Posted by Belisarius (# 32) on :
 
Know this is late, but may I suggest viewing Whore of the Rings?

[ Warning: Not porn, but not very suitable for work either ]
 

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Posted by Degs (# 2824) on :
 
Have we actually set a date for this meet yet?
 

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Posted by Sarkycow (# 1012) on :
 
I take it no one watched Shaving Ryan's Privates on Channel 5 recently?
 

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Posted by dorothea (# 4398) on :
 
Actually, I noticed it advertised and had a wee laugh to myself over earlier gaff but decided not to bother.

J

[ 09. February 2004, 20:14: Message edited by: dorothea ]
 

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Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Erin:
Consider this your virtual swirly:

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Erin. Used. A Smilie.

David
just discovered this thread
 

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Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I'm sure you're right, but I've always had a soft spot in my heart for the girl from Baltimore who shook an Empire.

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... Wallis was from Baltimore?

David
did not know this and has lived nearby for three and a half years
 

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Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by welsh dragon:
I don't get the impression there was anything the least bit soft about the Duchess, Sine...

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quote:

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
... And now they've both been dead for years.

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So then she probably got less soft, and then softer as decomposition set in, and now that only bones are left, quite softness-free.

... I'm sorry, that was in even worse taste than the rest of this thread.
 

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Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Aristotle? Really? One would think it would be Plato.

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quote:

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Originally posted by welsh dragon:
Well it would get really difficult no doubt to organise a porn shoot if you had to find hermaphrodite actors with 4 arms and 4 legs each...

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I used to be on that MUCK, too.

(Well, okay, I don't recall many octopods there. Hexapods, yes; why, just the other day I was explaining to the Cub what a hermaphroditic lion'taur was...)

David
once ran this huge TinyPlot there involving an evil Lovecraftian thing from another dimension and played six characters simultaneously in a great battle scene there, too; he was The_Dark_One, at least two evil minions, Miriam the Angel, Kurt (Nightcrawler from X-Men), and a partridge in a pear tree
 

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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by ChastMastr:
Wallis was from Baltimore?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Beenster:

quote:

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Originally posted by pânts.:
did anyone ask yet? will there be photos posted up somewhere after it?

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Hopefully puppycat's videos can be used which is even more exciting than photos - but I would expect bits would have to be blurred out.

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I can certainly confirm that work's state of the art video conferencing facilities *cough cough* do have video taping capacity. So what is seen through the monitors can be taped. And if I tell everyone at work that it's a meeting of a Christian group no one will walk in and see on screen something they really ought not to see.

Having said that I recall various emails I've received from colleagues, they'd certainly not bat an eyelid
 

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Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
(And a raspberry souffle for dessert.)

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[Prince]
She served a rasp-ber-ry souf-fle... the kind you'd find in a se-cond-hand store... rasp-ber-ry souf-fle...
[/Prince]

I'm sorry, but that really is what just popped into my head.

Carry on.

David
still, that is an interesting fun fact, and I should investigate the recipes in question

[ 10. February 2004, 18:14: Message edited by: ChastMastr ]
 

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Posted by pânts. (# 4487) on :
 
where is the raspberry souffle going???!!!
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Erin:
You bastard. Just for that, I'll tell everyone you bought a block of Velveeta for no discernible reason.

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quote:

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Originally posted by ChastMastr:

quote:

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Originally posted by welsh dragon:
Well it would get really difficult no doubt to organise a porn shoot if you had to find hermaphrodite actors with 4 arms and 4 legs each...

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I used to be on that MUCK, too.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I'm planning on having Mac & Cheese a lot in the next few weeks.

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quote:

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Originally posted by welsh dragon:
Since when was the Symposium = MUCK, sweetie?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Ariel:

quote:

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I'm planning on having Mac & Cheese a lot in the next few weeks.

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Who are they?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Erin:
You bastard. Just for that, I'll tell everyone you bought a block of Velveeta for no discernible reason.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Ann:
Yes, we have macaroni cheese here (for some reason either we leave the '&' out, or you put a gratuitous one in). Do you do the cheese the same way? A white sauce (cornflour, butter, milk, seasoning) with cheese added?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I think it's best not to ask. However, in the highly unlikely event that Pyx_e got raptured and I didn't, I'd be pretty darn pissed.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
the only thing that would piss me off more would be if we were the only two not raptured. We would have to repopulate the earth.

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quote:

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Originally posted by ChastMastr:

quote:

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Originally posted by welsh dragon:
Since when was the Symposium = MUCK, sweetie?

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... No idea what the Symposium is. Is it like EverQuest?

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Each of these beings was globular in shape, with rounded back and sides, four arms and four legs, and two faces, both the same, on a cylindrical neck, and one head, with one face on side and one the other, and four ears, and two lots of privates, and all the other parts to match.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:

quote:

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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
the only thing that would piss me off more would be if we were the only two not raptured. We would have to repopulate the earth.

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Don't worry Pyx_e. Erin will still be here.

(I'll watch.)

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quote:

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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
No fucking change there then.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Plato:
Each of these beings was globular in shape, with rounded back and sides, four arms and four legs, and two faces, both the same, on a cylindrical neck, and one head, with one face on side and one the other, and four ears, and two lots of privates, and all the other parts to match.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Pyx_e:

quote:

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I think it's best not to ask. However, in the highly unlikely event that Pyx_e got raptured and I didn't, I'd be pretty darn pissed.

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Missed this, the only thing that would piss me off more would be if we were the only two not raptured. We would have to repopulate the earth.

P

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