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Posted by comet (# 10353) on :

Admit it. you do it.

you're all out there right now posting in the buff, aren't you?

[ 20. July 2011, 06:37: Message edited by: Firenze ]

Posted by Japes (# 5358) on :

My feet are definitely naked, as they are most of the time when I am at home.

Posted by Haydee (# 14734) on :

Only on the days I can smear myself with whale fat

Posted by cattyish (# 7829) on :

Stop watching me! you'll only give yourself nightmares.

Cattyish, ice cream is cold when dropped.

Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :

Under the whalebone and bombazine and three layers of goose grease (it's not summer yet!) - practically nothing. Apart from the flannel. And the tribal tattoos.

Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on :

I'm almost tempted to take my clothes off right now while posting, just for the thrill. But I think my cat might give me a strange look...

Posted by Jigsaw (# 11433) on :

Does Chanel #5 count?

Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :

But, we know what you're wearing. Or not. At least the Hosts do for their particular boards. We can see you.

That's why comet is here hosting again! I told her that the folks posting in Heaven were much sexier looking than the ones posting in Hell.

Posted by Graven Image (# 8755) on :

Does no bra count?

Posted by Spike (# 36) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Graven Image:
Does no bra count?

Do you have photos? That way we'll be able to tell you

Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :

yup, buck nekkid underneath my clothes

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :

Darn it, this thread was started about 4 hours after I was actually posting nekkid. I was in the shower, remembered I forgot to make an online bill payment, rushed downstairs dripping, and got all mesmerized by the Ship.

Posted by AristonAstuanax (# 10894) on :

[Snigger]

Like Always.

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :

Best. Crosspost. Ever.

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

Since my computer is right in front of the sliding glass door which looks out over the back of the neighbors' house, no.

Although they don't return the favor. They have been known to walk to their hot-tub in the all-in-all. They've done some other exhibitionist sorts of things also. For a while they had two lovely trees that screened our view of their bedroom window, but then they cut them down.

Posted by Zach82 (# 3208) on :

Ahem. I've been known to make a post or two after I've showered, but before I've dressed.

Zach

*was fully clothed at the time of posting*

Posted by basso (# 4228) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Best. Crosspost. Ever.

(I had to.)

Posted by Nicolemrw (# 28) on :

I also ask if bralessness counts.

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :

1/2 credit.

Posted by Evensong (# 14696) on :

Surely that would depend on cup size?

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :

Damn your eyes, Evensong, I am now choking on a burrito.

Posted by AristonAstuanax (# 10894) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
Surely that would depend on cup size?

Actually, shape and perkiness counts for far more, but, of course, YMMV.

Unless they're GGG's. At that point . . . well, may as well be a whole person, no?

Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on :

Well, I want to know what a 'bosum' is, because one has mysteriously appeared over in Glory.

I suspect it's the mate to the chief tit, but I'm not sure. Anyone got any other suggestions? I know what a bosom is, but just what is a bosum?

Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :

We need to add Skype to make this thread work. Doubt whether the budget will run to to that.

(Posting topless in bed, in the guestroom in my mum's home. Showering shortly ...)

Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :

Here in the tropical warmth with the windows wide open and the ceiling fan whirring away I am, of course, starkers and looking my usual gorgeous and Rubenesquely voluptuous self.

I really must install some mirrors here in the study - do you think I should put mirror doors on all the bookcases and perhaps a mirrored ceiling? - Perhaps enhance the CCTV system as well.

Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Here in the tropical warmth with the windows wide open and the ceiling fan whirring away I am, of course, starkers and looking my usual gorgeous and Rubenesquely voluptuous self.

Be still my titillated heart.

quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
I really must install some mirrors here in the study - do you think I should put mirror doors on all the bookcases and perhaps a mirrored ceiling? - Perhaps enhance the CCTV system as well.

No, because I want all the voyeuristic rights to my own self ...
[Disappointed]

Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :

Pssst ... don't tell kuruman ... she'd be so upset

Posted by Pyx_e (# 57) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Nicolemrw:
I also ask if bralessness counts.

Keeps her kness warm these chilly spring nights.

All the Breast, Pyx_e.

Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :

Fortunately the position of the netbook on my lap shields the hosts (may they be honoured for eternity) from the most worrying of views.

Posted by Molopata The Rebel (# 9933) on :

So they can't see you picking your nose.

Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :

kness meet bosum.

The first, I happen to know, is a drink make from fermented mares milk and the second a mysterious sub-atomic particle. And neither of them have a stitch on.

Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :

quote:
Originally posted by comet:
Admit it. you do it.

you're all out there right now posting in the buff, aren't you?

Yes, but I think my boss wants a word.

Posted by Ann (# 94) on :

Better take flowers and chocolate!

Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :

It's too cold.

Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ann:
Better take flowers and chocolate!

And hold them strategically placed...

Posted by Matt Black (# 2210) on :

I type with my nob. But then you all knew that from the quality of my posts, didn't you?

Posted by Adeodatus (# 4992) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Matt Black:
I type with my nob. But then you all knew that from the quality of my posts, didn't you?

Clever dick.

Posted by Matt Black (# 2210) on :

I handed that to you, didn't I (oo-er, missus!)?

Posted by Adeodatus (# 4992) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Matt Black:
I handed that to you, didn't I (oo-er, missus!)?

Goodness. This is the nearest I've got to flirting since ...

... um ...

... ever, I think.

Posted by Matt Black (# 2210) on :

Getting too old...?

Posted by St Everild (# 3626) on :

I'm always nekkid

under my clothes!

Posted by Adeodatus (# 4992) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Matt Black:
Getting too old...?

Some people post naked because they enjoy the cooling breeze where the sun don't shine.

Some post naked when they're in a hurry 'twixt shower and dressing.

Some of us have just forgotten to put any clothes on.

Posted by Matt Black (# 2210) on :

I was referring to the flirting

Posted by BessHiggs (# 15176) on :

Well, I was until the crack-baby kitten tried to jump up on my lap, missed, clawed me mightily on a rather sensitive area and then spilled my hot coffee on another.

Naked posting + clumsy cat + hot coffee = the need for some 'splaining when hubby gets home [Hot and Hormonal]

Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Adeodatus:

quote:
Originally posted by Matt Black:
I type with my nob. But then you all knew that from the quality of my posts, didn't you?
Clever dick.

Probably uses his dictaphone as well [Smile]

ETA: and yes, it's too damn cold!

[ 09. May 2011, 15:38: Message edited by: Jahlove ]

Posted by Matt Black (# 2210) on :

Only my secretary's allowed to use my dictaphone.

Posted by Haydee (# 14734) on :

If you are young enough (not retired?) you can join up and Do Your Bit to show your bits

Shortage of young nudists

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

"The whole lifestyle will just disappear unless we attract a younger crowd," Nicky Hoffman, head of the Naturist Society, recently told the Wall Street Journal."

Horrors! A silly fad might fade away!

Posted by Graven Image (# 8755) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Graven Image:
Does no bra count?
Spike then asked, Do you have photos? That way we'll be able to tell you

Not at my age.

Posted by art dunce (# 9258) on :

The naturist have met their match with Tobias Fünke and his never nude movement.

Posted by Bob Two-Owls (# 9680) on :

I don't post naked, mainly because I do most of my posting from the office and I would quite like to keep my job and my liberty. I have done almost everything else naked at one time or another. I'm not a naturist but there are just some times when clothes are annoying like a sunny day out on a boat or camping in the middle of nowhere.

I was once interviewed by the sainted Richard Whitely for Calendar news while my modesty was covered by three balloons tied around my clacker-bag. It was the sheffield pyjama jump (rag week drinking/clubbing session) and my argument was that I never wear pyjamas. Not that I habitually wear balloons...

Posted by Pyx_e (# 57) on :

Bob, you got Moobs?

If "yes" then we can do the "Bob, two owls, posting neekid? What lovely pair of hooters" joke.

P

[ 09. May 2011, 18:16: Message edited by: Pyx_e ]

Posted by Anglican't (# 15292) on :

No, I use a laptop so doing this naked would cause untold damage.

Posted by Ags (# 204) on :

Depends whether or not there's a mouse, surely?

Posted by rufiki (# 11165) on :

I had to get naked at w*rk this morning. That's quite enough for one day thankyouverymuch.

Posted by Bob Two-Owls (# 9680) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Bob, you got Moobs?

As I said in the other thread, my girlfriend calls me a gummi bear - what do you think?

[Big Grin]

Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :

quote:
Originally posted by rufiki:
I had to get naked at w*rk this morning. That's quite enough for one day thankyouverymuch.

You can't leave us...erm...hanging, can you? [brick wall]

Posted by Enigma (# 16158) on :

I am clothed with skin. Covering is better.

Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Enigma:
I am clothed with skin.

Yes...but whose? (And I hope you tanned it properly. Doesn't last otherwise).

Posted by Bob Two-Owls (# 9680) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:

quote:
Originally posted by Enigma:
I am clothed with skin.
Yes...but whose? (And I hope you tanned it properly. Doesn't last otherwise).

It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again...

Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :

I am clothed in Lacoste, naturally.

Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Here in the tropical warmth with the windows wide open and the ceiling fan whirring away I am, of course, starkers ...

You don't count, Wodders, as you're always talking about wandering starkers around your roof-garden in the rain ...

This thread really contains Far Too Much Information. [Big Grin]

Posted by St. Punk the Pious (# 683) on :

I was talking to someone this evening who thinks that when we are raptured on May 21st, we will be nekkid. What do you all think?

Posted by QuietMBR (# 8845) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Barnabas62:
We need to add Skype to make this thread work. Doubt whether the budget will run to to that.

(Posting topless in bed, in the guestroom in my mum's home. Showering shortly ...)

Are you SURE you don't have chatroulette open in another window??? [Paranoid]

Posted by QuietMBR (# 8845) on :

quote:
Originally posted by St. Punk the Pious:
I was talking to someone this evening who thinks that when we are raptured on May 21st, we will be nekkid. What do you all think?

I think someone read the first book in that magnificent literary series Left Behind one too many times. Weren't the post-rapture piles of clothing the reason for the title?

Posted by Amazing Grace (# 95) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Anglican't:
No, I use a laptop so doing this naked would cause untold damage.

Indeed, indeed. Even if I am just out of the shower/bath, I have learned to grab something as a laptop pad.

I also have three cats, who regard Human with Laptop as a signal to jump on unoccupied bits of me and knead. (They dislike each other enough that they won't all try at once, but one with Pointy Bits is Quite Enough.)

Posted by AristonAstuanax (# 10894) on :

Which is why you do it in bed.
Much more comfy that way, no?

Posted by rufiki (# 11165) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:

quote:
Originally posted by rufiki:
I had to get naked at w*rk this morning. That's quite enough for one day thankyouverymuch.
You can't leave us...erm...hanging, can you?

Shower at home is out of action. So I'm using the ones attached to the gym at w*rk.

Explanations are always a let down.

Posted by Latchkey Kid (# 12444) on :

I'm nekkid for the left half of the screen with SoF but not for Skype on the right half, so .......... Oh!

Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on :

I hope all you nekkid people are wearing scruchies. ZombieBunny tells us they discourage unwanted advances.

Posted by Geneviève (# 9098) on :

Back to the OP--No, as I am at church and while the thought of posting in the buff while sitting here is funny, the reality would be not be.
Alas [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Bob Two-Owls:
clacker-bag

Not a term I've necessarily encountered before ...

Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Geneviève:
Back to the OP--No, as I am at church and while the thought of posting in the buff while sitting here is funny, the reality would be not be.
Alas

Tell any busybodies that you're following the example of King David, and dancing nekkid before the LORD.
[Big Grin]

Posted by Darllenwr (# 14520) on :

Doing anything in the buff is too damn dangerous in this house - with two crazy cats both equipped with the full set of stabbers, the risk of damage is just too great.

To illustrate, this morning the crazier of the two cats attempted to scramble onto my lap as I was sitting on the edge of the bed prior to getting dressed. He missed his footing and there was a brief interval whilst he attempted to establish some grip. Result? One long scratch in a very personal place. Oh, and one cat sent into orbit around the moon.

Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :

quote:
Originally posted by rufiki:

quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:

quote:
Originally posted by rufiki:
I had to get naked at w*rk this morning. That's quite enough for one day thankyouverymuch.
You can't leave us...erm...hanging, can you?
Shower at home is out of action. So I'm using the ones attached to the gym at w*rk.

Explanations are always a let down.

Sigh.

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