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Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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Each person post three words that follow on from the previous three words to make a story, if that makes sense. I'll start.
Once upon a
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large, round, brass
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plate was inscribed
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the mysterious name
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of someone who
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was previously unidentified
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but now revealed
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to be someone
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far and away
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the most celebrated
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longbow archer and
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head librarian ever.
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The collected heads
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of the antiquarian
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rested on shelves
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above the elaborate
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bust of Plato
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which stood in
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a decorated alcove.
[ 05. August 2014, 16:21: Message edited by: Raptor Eye ]
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Yet underneath this
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was a box
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in which wsa
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hastily stowed a
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secret treasure map!
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Never had such
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a hard time
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been had by
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so many so
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unremarkable and frankly
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incompetent officers who
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struggled to find
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a way to
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cross the vast
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though not impenetrable
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array of yellow
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sofas which littered
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David Cameron's enormous
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and somewhat unsightly
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nasal wart which
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suddenly burst. Meanwhile,
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back at the
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elephant enclosure, there
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was an excess
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of David Cameron's
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desperate PR people
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Worming their way
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through the murky
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crocodile infested waters
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of the Serpentine
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which, coincidentally, was
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the only way
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to the Rainbow
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noted for its
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gigantic pot of
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David Cameron's extremely
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noticeable and protuberant
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dahlias. Meanwhile, under
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the hedge three
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blind mice hid
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so I couldn't
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be more surprised
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than if they
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had started to
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dance around the
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the mulberry bush.
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Meanwhile, across the
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sea, in France
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Biggles flew his
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stolen Dreamliner around
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but was arrested
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by the unseemly
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sight of a
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Lurid, dazzling yet
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unquestionably geeky researcher
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from the BBC
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whose very big
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elephantine ears flapped
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at the suggestion
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that perhaps popsickles
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preferably hazelnut cream
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ones would be
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offered as a
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ransom for many
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cats and dogs.
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A pedigree Rottweiler
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named 'Paddington Fluffykins'
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Had previously gone
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seeking gopher tortoises
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for an appetizer
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coated in slippery
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banana skins, except
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that he strayed
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from his preference
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to eat naturally.
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Serendipitous ginger funk
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glistened from the
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beginning of the
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canine rave. Music
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soothes the savage
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in me when
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angered by several
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pipers and accordionists
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as opposed to
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the dulcet tones
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of Mick Jagger's
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lovely singing voice.
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that frightened the
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newly appointed director
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of navel gazing.
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His attitude towards
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the Eastern sea
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was both patronising
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and deeply stupid
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given his background.
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in octopus wrangling
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which, as we
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tiptoe through the
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mire of ontological
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philosophies available on
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Facebook and Twitter,
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Not to mention
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Ship of Fools
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and the pub,
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remember with affection
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those who have
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forgotten to dress
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their Barbie dolls
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' pet chihuahua pups.
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Meanwhile there was
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a sudden rainstorm
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in the middle
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region, oddly as
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the clouds were
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green, pink and
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ignored full stop!
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As a consequence
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of Herbert's regular
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trip to the
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Ice cream parlour,
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his wife insisted
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on his trousers
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(the polkadotted ones),
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being exchanged for
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Track suit bottoms
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with properly reinforced
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French seams, unbelievably
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fashionable in the
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French region of
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Louisiana. The undeniable
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smell of stale
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bread mixed with
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coconut oil, permeated
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the corridors of
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power and glory
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for several very
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large, yet strangely
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malformed and enticing
[ 20. August 2014, 04:38: Message edited by: Oscar the Grouch ]
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cannibalistic sea stars
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in an extraordinary
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display of pyrotechnics
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that completely misfired!
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Meanwhile, Jeremy's platypus
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(actually a haggis)
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Had unexpectedly blown
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up, and scattered
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the watching crowd
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all over the
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Serengeti. Purposefully, Ethel
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pursued the culprit
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eventually finding herself
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hanging on by
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two rather surprising
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(and surprised) badgers
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but immensely strong
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coffee helped lift
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her up out
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of the jampot.
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Meanwhile at the
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bar, Brian told
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the rather fat
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a very funny
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joke about crossposting
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which his fat
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crossposted with the
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fat lady singing
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who proffered a
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song about eclairs
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to the tune
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of The Stripper
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played on accordion
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which caught on
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fire, which proves
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that God exists. ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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From the embers
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arose a somewhat
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coughing blackened soprano
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with great big
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golden hoop earrings
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which exactly matched
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the hoops on
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the barrel containing
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the back of
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Sir Richard Attenborough's
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horoscope, which is
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cleverly full of
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double entendres. Eventually
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seven trumpeting elephants
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trumpeted melodiously while
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accidentally an occidental
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ceramics specialist dropped
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the biggest bombshell
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knowing that secretive
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operatives whose mission
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was hiding yoghurt
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were about to
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perform a daring
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ice bucket challenge
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just behind the
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dirty laundry basket.
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Pope Francis knelt
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among the laundry
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in the road;
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and sorted cassocks
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habits and wimples
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into piles of
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red and green
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with other colours
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when he noticed
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a baby duck
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ducking in the
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deepest, most dangerous
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alligator infested, smelly
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sewer-like confines
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of the pond.
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So David Attenborough
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waded in bravely
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hesitating momentarily to
[ 29. August 2014, 15:27: Message edited by: no prophet ]
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check his dentures
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because bad breath
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turned them green,
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rather than the
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vivid shade of
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fluorescent puce which
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most dentists love
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despite the reputation
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unjustly given them
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by manufacturers of
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black boot polish
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that polished the
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puce teeth, thereby
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eliminating the need
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for a truss.
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What will happen
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at world's end?
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isn't and is
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a question that
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so many books
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in final chapters
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fail to adequately
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address, and instead
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put on skates
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and other fish
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fried or not
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on their plates
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in the hope
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that the skate
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is rather well
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cooked in the
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right sort of
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non stick skillet
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for everyone who
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cannot abide greasy
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hair and chips
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. Meanwhile the Martians
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took up topiary
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being bored with
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ordinary moustache wax
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or hair cream.
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Once they'd finished
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scarifying the unkempt
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facial hair they
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saddled the mustangs
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and grabbed their
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bedrolls before they
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limbered up for
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half an hour
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a long, hot
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Australian summer ride
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. After falling off
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a steep precipice
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into the turgid
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brown and murky
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accumulation of poisonous
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polluting and polluted
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bubbling brew of
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the slimiest possible
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excrement, they realised
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all was not
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what David Cameron
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imagined at Cardiff
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Castle. Rising up
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out of the
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depths of insanity
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I find that
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The Sun's headlines
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about the reputed
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tidal wave of
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clergy laundry and
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polystyrene packing balls
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send aliens crazy
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and makes me
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question Martian life.
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Meanwhile in Tahiti
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David Cameron was
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swimming with sharks
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, thankfully not metaphorically.
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Skinny dipping is
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how his sunburn
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came to be
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green tinged with
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salmon and rose
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highlights on his
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Podgy pale midriff
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and pierced navel.
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He said, coyly:
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"Do you like
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belly button bars
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on your men?
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Or do you
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fancy them more
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with Sanskrit tattoos?
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Alex Salmand replied
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that the milkman
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never rang thrice.
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However, in Tajikistan
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the Tajikistanis were
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ready to try
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playing bagpipes because
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unnaccountably, they loved
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the suffering caused
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by icicles forming
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on tender parts
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caused them acute
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embarrassment in the
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wee small hours
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while they were
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thawing bagpipes by
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rubbing their chanters
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together with some
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black shoe polish
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and black treacle
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which caused remorse.
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Send for Snoopy
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,who rather strangely,
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preferred to arrive
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in a rusted
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and dilapidated old
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yellow racing car
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with orange stripes
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and twin exhausts.
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After disembarking, he
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turned sharp left
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and entered the
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wrong door which
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swung promptly and
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took him to
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the ancient aerodrome.
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The potholed runway
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was habitat for
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ten suspicious skunks
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and several other
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extinct Tasmanian Tigers
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- which seems to
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indicate a former
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presence of the
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enormously fat and
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pugnacious pug dog.
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The tarmac heaved
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as Montague waddled
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towards the mortuary
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where Damien Hirst
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was eating oranges
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without washing hands
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amidst the musty
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pile of old
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people and their
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hosts and admins
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who scurried around
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IN FEAR OF
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Comic Sans Serif!
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Good grief Carruthers!
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The darling Cthulhu
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Mavis wins through
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because of being
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Miss Arkansas 1993
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made possible by
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Ford Motor Company.
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While back at
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the ranch, she
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cooked up a
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mess of pottage
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lovingly garnished with
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strips of tripe
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and a cherry
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which, as everybody
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commented afterwards, was
[ 23. September 2014, 10:15: Message edited by: Lucia ]
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reminiscent of mothballs
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coated in marmalade.
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After consuming this
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they suddenly felt
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around each others
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satchels in case
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a syringe was
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needed. Embarrassing gaseous
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on
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emissions came from
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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David Cameron's enormous
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
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je ne sais (I don't know...)
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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what? Oh, that
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miserable French item.
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which felt like
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the English disease
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That afflicts most
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cheesemakers and other
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workers in asbestos
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folk art displays
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on Mount Everest
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and surrounding parishes
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whose vicar was
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abominable, yet he
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spoke eloquently in
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moments of sobriety
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which, it has
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often been said
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but not recently
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(in dog years)
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might amount to
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something approaching the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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space-time continuum
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considered as a
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regular custom in
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ethnic cooking. Perchance
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if one notices
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the ghost chiles
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hidden within the
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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folds of the
Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on
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naan will be
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issued a special
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sneeze because unfortunately
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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for us all
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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we don't have
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
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any tissues left
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because of the
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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unfortunate spillage of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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essence of gelfling
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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ear wax, blown
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on
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to smithereens. Meanwhile,
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on
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in Luton, something
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
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driving a Vauxhall
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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looked suspiciously like
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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a suspicious looking
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
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Opel Vectra driver!
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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"Oh bollocks" said
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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God as interesting
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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times flitted by
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
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"Where's my thunderbolt"?
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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"Loki swiped it
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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in the ATM
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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while you were
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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thinking about swimming
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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instead of participating
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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in the ongoing
Posted by no prophet (# 15560) on
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washing of dirty
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on
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socks in the
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hot tub of
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purgatory. Next time
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we shall examine
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the outgoing luggage
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which was left
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under the fat
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lady who sang
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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while balancing three
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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baskets full of
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
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chocolate cream cakes
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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on the nose
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
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a recipe for
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on
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disaster. The cakes
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
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teetered and toppled
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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and wound up
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
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in her face.
Posted by Caissa (# 16710) on
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She began to
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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lick as far
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
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as her armpit
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but her elbow
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[on the right]
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defeated her attempt
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, but not before
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she succumbed to
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an uncontrollable urge
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to share frosting
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with the attractive
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gentleman she'd met
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
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daddy long legs
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was his name
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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for the giraffe
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whose great purple
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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people eating mouth
Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on
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dismissed evolutionary habits.
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on
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If one considers
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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the lilies of
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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the supermarket, how
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they cost fortunes
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on
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and only last
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less than seven
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minutes. How do
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
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you find more
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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time to stretch
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your puny arms
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around the bright
Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on
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red Christmas tree
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
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laden with baubles
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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and stale gingerbread
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
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shaped like stars
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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of indeterminate gender.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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Allergic reactions to
Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on
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cats have made
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on
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life unbearable for
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
self respecting dogs
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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that smell like
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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certain other malodorous
[ 04. October 2014, 08:40: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
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unmentionable, rather unpleasant
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
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rhododendron loving termites.
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
Meanwhile, back at
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the ranch corral
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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the llama herd
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
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the ringing of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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which was mandated
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to befuddle many
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
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while venturing out
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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dressed in pink
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slippers and pale
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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peach organdie with
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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a CalTech sweatshirt
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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and Dr Martens
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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that shone like
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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beetles' wings. However
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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, behind the scenes,
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
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something was afoot
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
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so people gathered
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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in the atrium
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
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to see if
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a spy was
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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underhandedly retrieving racing
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pigeons from the
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
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small kitchen windowsill
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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overlooking the brothel
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
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keeper's aunt's daily
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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martial arts forms
Posted by no prophet (# 15560) on
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which she pretended
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on
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were actually re-enactments
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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of barn dances
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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although the lack
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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of actual liturgical
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
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dance experience meant
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on
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that she kept
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mixing up the
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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psalms with samba
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
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wearing pink vestments
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
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even on ferias
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enhanced with sequins
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on tight leotards
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with a hidden
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meaning embroidered on
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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seamless, studded leggings
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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knitted from sisal
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carpet. After that
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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piece of information
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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I had to
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lie down in
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a hurry because
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the trip wires
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tripped me up
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on
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like a trippy
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
and I fell
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into a vat
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of cottage cheese
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luckily I was
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
carrying my pigeon
Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on
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which dragged me
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on
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kicking and screaming
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
words Mother never
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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heard from the
Posted by no prophet (# 15560) on
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other children, but
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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the Vicar regularly
Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on
:
included in his
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
cc to Bishop
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
bashing churchwarden who
Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on
:
was constantly using
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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virgin olive oil
Posted by no prophet (# 15560) on
:
instead of confetti
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
[continues next page]
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which was thrown
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
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in my porridge
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
causing it to
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
magically transmute into
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
tripe and onions.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Meanwhile, the cat
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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[NOT the dog]
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
sicked on the
Posted by no prophet (# 15560) on
:
the laundry, thinking
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
it would die
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
if it didn't
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
go for walkies
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on
:
but then it
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
unexpectedly found the
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
catmint stuffed mouse
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
burping mintily as
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
got high; meanwhile,
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
:
over on the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
unicycle was a
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
disemvoweled corpse longing
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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for large Norwegian
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
cheese burgher with
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
mustard and relish
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
Thousand Island dressing,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and a very
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
nice hot sauce.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Meanwhile the nuns
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
changed into their
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
welding garb, rosaries,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
steel toed stilettos
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
and reinforced leather
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
in preparation for
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
Sister Immaculata's famous
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
liturgical dance of
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
the seven veils.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Meanwhile in Fiji
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
rumours regarding bishop
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
never changing her
[ 10. October 2014, 14:43: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
husband reached epic
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
hits on Facebook
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
:
which surprisingly had
[ 10. October 2014, 16:25: Message edited by: Alicïa ]
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
everyone in stitches.
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
Meanwhile, back at
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:
the airport there
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
were shepherds attending
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
Tosca by Puccini
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
while their flocks
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
cleared quarantine. Suddenly
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
:
someone shouted "Why?"
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
"Why not?" replied
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
someone from Ecclesiantics,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the ghost of
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
Saint Percy Dearmer
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
manifesting even as
[ 11. October 2014, 15:28: Message edited by: Firenze ]
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
we speak. Suddenly
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
:
someone sneezed without
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
permission, which propelled
Posted by Jack o' the Green (# 11091) on
:
the ghost, speedily
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
up a tree
Posted by Jack o' the Green (# 11091) on
:
and there it
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
sat dazed and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
eating mouldy raspberries
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
with clotted cream
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
but no cup
Posted by Jack o' the Green (# 11091) on
:
because unfortunately, the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
little pink faeries
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
:
were brewing tinctures
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
of chilli sauce
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
poured all over
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
with certain panache
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on the bitter
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
butter batter boat
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
brining bigger bottles
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
of spicy ketchup
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
flavoured spicily with
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
cardamom pods. While
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
this was all
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
very entertaining, the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
invasive pink faeries
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
were craftily plotting
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Total World Domination
[tangent]i.e. The Gay Agenda[/tangent]
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
but only when
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
grasshoppers were available
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
for breakfast, with
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
crickets as second
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
course, of course
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and toasted ants
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which were toasted
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on the hob
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
because they complete
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
their life cycle
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
:
beginning where ending
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
as, inevitably, all
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
things turn to
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
dust and ashes
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
in its heat
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
of the moment
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
:
. Meanwhile back in
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
a Soho nightclub
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
penny farthing bicycles
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
imagined by a
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
singer of note
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
B flat but
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
didn't see sharp
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
kitten's claws scything
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
away at Bernard's
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
ukelele. Without warning
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
:
the sound of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
a noisy thing
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
an elephant stampede
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
trumpeted past the
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
window of the
Posted by Caissa (# 16710) on
:
local publican's establishment
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
where they didn't
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
:
hesitate to enter
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
...tain a croud
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
or crowd even
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
of crude crudete
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
typos ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
leading to
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
public ridicule of
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the misunderstanding of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
brilliance versus genius
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in wide swathes
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which led to
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
arguments between the
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
confused and cognoscenti.
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
All this time
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
wasting was getting
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
out of hand
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
so everyone must
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
solemnly swear to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
uphold the sanctity
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
of Australian Vegemite
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
eating transvestites who
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
volunteer faithfully every
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Preston Guild to
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
update their membership
[tangent] Had to look up "once every Preston Guild" - thanks Google! [/tangent]
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
of that worthy
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
of the Preston
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
-Travolta marriage which
[ 17. October 2014, 21:07: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
presaged partrige pie
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
(using Grandma's recipe)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
made by the
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
winning football team
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
this year. Falling
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
from grace during
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
sex crazed ice
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
vodka and oyster
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
-bar happy hours
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
, Nell discovered zombies
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in pink tutus
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
were capable of
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
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forty two fouettés
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:
on one glass
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:
sculpture of Horatio's
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
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bridge outside Rome
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:
which, strangely enough
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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is just the
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right size to
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:
fit my trampoline
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:
trousers, which I
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
ripped last time
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:
because of excessive
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
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pressure strain against
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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that rusty nail
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:
in the horse-
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trough. However, in
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Herefordshire, legions of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
armed Morris Dancers
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
cider-crazed badgers
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
flip sparkly tights
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in sensible shoes
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:
, unlaced, which promptly
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
tempted local schoolboys
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
as they passed
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
weak, straw-coloured water
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
into their teacher's
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
unfastened laptop bag
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which was rather
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
destroyed. The computer
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
controlling the government
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
toilets backed up
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and created an
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
unexpected paradox between
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
fluffy bunnies and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
rusty farm implements
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
which provided habitats
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
for unusual nesting
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
habits of dormice
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
and assorted mollusks.
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
As the nearest
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
large interstellar object
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
was eclipsed by
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the pianist who
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
was a kangaroo
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
impersonator, whence enigmatic
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
hairstylist and psychiatric
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
assessment had revealed
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
roundish squares which
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
imperceptibly faded into
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
the Twilight Zone.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
If lemurs were
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
as big as
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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I was about
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
five years ago,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
no wonder they
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
auditioned for the
[ 24. October 2014, 06:53: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Nutcracker Suite. Yet,
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
classical ballet notwithstanding,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
hanging upside down
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
and bungee jumping
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
are activities which
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
Canon Law forbids
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
during Lenten contrition
[ 24. October 2014, 12:46: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
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except in exceptional
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
and life-threatening
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
circumstances involving hot
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
buttered toast which
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
communicants find oddly
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
tasteless when compared
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
with garlic prawns.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Far away, Yoda
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on
:
looked at the
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
slowly emerging lizard
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
coming out of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Obi Wan's ear
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
and said that
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
lizards will never
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
be Jedi masters
[ 24. October 2014, 20:37: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
albeit they can
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
turn into cucumbers
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
that taste really
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and quite positively
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
like pumpkin cheesecake
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
topped with extra
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
fishpaste and pickle
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
with apple sauce
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
and Pepto Bismol.
[ 25. October 2014, 08:57: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Meanwhile, back at
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
the haunted mill,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a pepper mill,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the ghosts were
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
sneezing all over
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the picnic area
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
and ectoplasmic snot
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
of varied fascinations
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which was smeared
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
on the sandwiches
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
served to the
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
visiting glove-puppeteers
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
from Croydon. Suddenly
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
an orange stallion
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
pranced over the
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
green hedge, causing
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the owl a
[ 26. October 2014, 01:16: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
minor cardiac seizure
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which fortunately resulted
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in saving the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
whole department from
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
falling into the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
slough of despair
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which was situated
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
under my bed
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
[north west corner]
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which is why
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the cat sleeps
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(unless catching mice)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on the other
Posted by itsarumdo (# 18174) on
:
side of Venus.
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
Simultaneously, in Middlesbrough,
[ 26. October 2014, 13:41: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
we found the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
missing foreleg of
Posted by itsarumdo (# 18174) on
:
a four-legged
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
one-eyed Bactrian camel
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which, we understood,
[ 26. October 2014, 15:14: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
had been employed
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
by David CAameron
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:
whose shaven pate
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
matched the colour
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
of fresh horse'
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
that has been
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
lightly fried in
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
mushroom and onion
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in a strongly
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
vinegar based sauce.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Deadly Nightshade is
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
extremely tasty when
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
mixed with dark
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
chocolate, but the
Posted by itsarumdo (# 18174) on
:
deadly lampshade is
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
not quite as
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
good to drink.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
I have three
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
millipede legs beside
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
my antique firescreen
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
one of which
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
seemed to have
[ 27. October 2014, 17:00: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
grown out of
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
reach of its
Posted by itsarumdo (# 18174) on
:
curious and indescribable
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
purple pet iguana
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
which resides in
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
Mother's sewing case
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
in the bath
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
and wells diocese
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which no longer
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
considers itself to
[ 28. October 2014, 08:51: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
Posted by itsarumdo (# 18174) on
:
need a bath
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
unless the populace
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
votes overwhelmingly to
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
secede Orkney to
[ 28. October 2014, 12:11: Message edited by: Piglet ]
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Lichtenstein. If one
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
diligently avoids bathing
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
for several decades
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
Wells aren't needed
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
except Brigid's Well
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
which runs limpidly
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
beside playful otters
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which ought to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
know better at
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
supper-time, when
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
all the pretty
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
ritual human sacrifice
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
which takes place
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on the main
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
road through Luton.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Meanwhile, on Krypton
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
the lights are
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
the lights are
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
repeating themselves, but
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
the lights are
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
now slowly fading
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
into the distance
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
behind four evil
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
oversize zucchini shaped
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
zucchini type things
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
singing Beethoven's "Ode
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
to boiled Asparagus"
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
as they galumphed
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
in comfy slippers
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
through the swampy
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
soiled laundry that
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
that collected in
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Zaphod's space ship
Posted by Caissa (# 16710) on
:
and stunk accordingly
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
until washed in
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
sparkling apple cider
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
upon which, it
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
grew mould and
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
disappeared into the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
mouth of a
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
gaping trans-galactic wormhole
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
with the worm
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
reading Darwin's worm
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in which it
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
read upside down
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and backwards said
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
in back-slang best ![[Angel]](graemlins/angel.gif)
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
Erin go bragh!
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Suddenly, a flock
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Of passing Isrealites
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
passed quietly by
[ 01. November 2014, 14:50: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
( Welcome spork! Did I not see you at a school lunch yesterday? )
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
passed quietly by
riding bicycles while
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Eating custard upon
(TY Sir enjoying so far have said hi in relavent post)
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on
:
the handlebars and
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Laughing loudly at
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
the custard's capacity
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
for disingenuous remarks
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which, from anyone
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with the slightest
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
bits spilled on
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
their frilly aprons
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
would be sanctioned.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Meanwhile in Cincinatti
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
a gathering of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
wild flowers and
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
School teachers read
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the annual report
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of their local
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
unicycling club, which
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
For most Inuits
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
was a singular
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
spaghetto like intrusion
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
of proportion splendid
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
in colour and
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
with embellishments of
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
pink icing sugar
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Shaped like phalluses
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
with bright pink
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Mickey Mouse ears
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
but non-functional plastic
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
ear point muffs
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which the Vulcans
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
in infinite wisdom
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of their superior
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
intellect, thought they
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
would like to
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
play hopscotch, while
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
on the playground.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
The big bad
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
green fairy godmother
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
in the fridge
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
door was warming
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
her painted toenails
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
[sparkly cerise, naturally]
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
While Nigel Farage
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
spouted xenophobic scaremongering
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
(His usual spiel)
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
while riding a
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
two-headed Griffin
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
balloon-lifted lawn chair
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Kthat suddenly burst
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
in a flash
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
down a tunnel
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of love. Marauding
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
and masquerading as
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
an artichoke with
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
spaghetti, the pope
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Who is secretly
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
a fan of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"Xena, Warrior Princess",
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
donned his imitation
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
angel wings, then
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
screamed Xena's ululation
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
which sounded like
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
someone strangling a
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
bagpipe. Once dead
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
bagpipes seek revenge
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
you are cursed.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
On this solemn
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
note they droned
[ 05. November 2014, 12:27: Message edited by: Penny S ]
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
with amazing grace
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
considering how large
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
their bustles were
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and how drunk
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
their chanters. Then
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a vision appeared
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of sugarplums, cartwheeling
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
through the Serengeti
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Wearing a large
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
floppy hat, which
Posted by Caissa (# 16710) on
:
covered her eyes
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
flopped and flapped
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
like fledgling albatrosses
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
not cygnets. Suddenly
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
my aunt's other
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
sister turned up
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a tent's edge
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
crawling inside, saw
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the rhinoceros charge
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
(no cash) purchasing
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with surcharge for
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
excess profits now!
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
On the slopes
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of the Matterhorn
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the native goats
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
gambol about, giving
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
passersby quizzical looks
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
As they are
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
serviced by the
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
native goat mechanic
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
clad in lederhosen
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and pink feather
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
trimmed Wellington boots
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in really shiny
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
sparkly and glowing
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
clogs. And suddenly
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
across the bridge
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
war breaks out.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
In the ensuing
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
melee, McCain escapes
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
with potatoes and
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
miaionnaise smeared liberally
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
and apple butter
[ 08. November 2014, 20:40: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Daringly applied to
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
his fighter jet.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
One would think
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
that such adornments
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
would catch the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Christmas pageant committee
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
right in the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
middle of deciding
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
whether Baby Jesus
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
should rest within
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
A manger or
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
his twin sister's
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
lobster pot, which
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
would be photogenic
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
but for the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
dent that Aunt
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
made while walloping
[ 09. November 2014, 20:53: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
it with Bernard's
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
cricket bat. Suddenly
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
out of the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
deep purple haze
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
who should appear
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
but Florence Nightingale
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
dressed in her
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
hazmat suit and
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
carrying a glowing
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
lump of uranium
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
between her ample
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
supply of bandages
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which were bandaging
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a small lizard
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Named Isaiah because
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
it had trespassed
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
upon my patient
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and her cat's
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
laundry item which
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
was now in
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
dire need of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a cash injection
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
greatly to advance
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
The funding for
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
anti lizard insurance
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Which is extravagant
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and can be
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
relatively useless except
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
in cases of
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
acts of God.
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
And evolutionary parameters
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
extrapolated to the
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:
lizard Florence had
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
trained to sing
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
the "Marseillaise" whilst
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
9 to 5
Posted by Doublethink. (# 1984) on
:
, what a way
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to celebrate the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
unbandaging of the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
minuscule boo boo
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(Not Yogi Bear)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
created by the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
feather duster used
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by the last
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
King of Scotland
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
who had only
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
just discovered that
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:
he was not
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Favourite cashmere sweater
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
yet utterly baffled
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
bon bons tasting
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
like bible soup.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Confusingly, omitting words
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
makes perfect sense
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the right
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
context, if you're
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the mood
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
for some good
Posted by Sherwood (# 15702) on
:
old fashioned Somerset
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
thunder and lightning
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which terrified the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
local chickens, yet
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
surprised many turkeys
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
in lizard disguises
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
so convincing that
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
even their tutors
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
barely recognised them
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
until they gobbled.
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
Whereupon, of course,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
tutors replied Greekly
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
in weekly bleakly
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
-delivered lectures about
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
cooking delicious Rizogalo.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Despite that, we
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
continued to eat
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
bread and butter
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
while hiding under
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
the pink striped
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
catamaran, owned by
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
some cannibal king
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(actually an eggplant)
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
or small aubergine,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
leaving humans safe
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
from the lurking
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
television evangelist who
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
picked her small
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
but neat, nose
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
from the box
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of chocolate Easter
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
bunnies. Meanwhile, in
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
the depths of
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
Moravia, frolicked avec
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
succulent spring lamb
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
with mint sauce
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
thrown over left
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
field, where Nomar
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
was preparing to
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
do a grand-jete'
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
but fell down
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a rabbit hole
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
filled with golden
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
wonder crisps, which
Posted by Motylos (# 18216) on
:
I lied: finis?
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
After the surprise
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
of finding twenty
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
-nine dancing hamsters
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
cavorting about the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
luau grounds, leis
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
yet strangely inert
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
for such a
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
broao bricht moonlit
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
talking while gargling
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(spit) bright, moonlit
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
night. The hamsters
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
in the red
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
striped pyjama pants
Posted by Sherwood (# 15702) on
:
only spoke backwards
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
thru clenched teeth
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
as singing gerbils
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
do at night
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
to ward off
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
post perandial hiccoughs
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
from fresh air.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Cooked or raw
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
mushrooms, served with
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
ice cream forks
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
delighted most politicians
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
as they relaxed smilin
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
smiling when things
(took fullgospel's extra word)
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
snapped suddenly as
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
the fan began
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
to hit the
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
long winding road
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
on which they
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
never could find
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
the turn-off for
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
despite having looked
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
at the horizon
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
for a short
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
While during the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
total eclipse of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the heart. Back
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
down on planet
Posted by Honest Ron Bacardi (# 38) on
:
E13/B5, the gascloud
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
composed of purple
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
sprouting brocolli with
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
thick bechamel sauce
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and boiled lizard
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
which Inspector Montalbano
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
solved whilst swimmin'
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
slowly and gargling
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
communion wine, soon
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
enough tipsy and
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
bolder than usual
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, jumped into the
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
large sink hole
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(AKA Marianas Trench)
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
that is my
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
favourite place, although
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
less picturesque than
Posted by Honest Ron Bacardi (# 38) on
:
the municipal tip,
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
notwithstanding the seagulls.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
These seagulls fly
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
decrying the sacrilege
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
of the great
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
plastic effigy of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the recently departed
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
greatly admired and
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
almost slightly perpetuated
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
(in spite of)
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
finding Christmas tinsel
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
(hithertofor whereunto with)
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
everyone finds so
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
repugnant. Confused, Phyllis
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
fell upwards towards
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
distant summit beneath
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
glowing skies, alternately
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
not glowing because
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
they were drunk.
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Meanwhile, back in
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
Rubovia the dragon
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
that had harassed
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the pope's laundry
[ 27. November 2014, 15:44: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
as they called
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
fondant chocolate cream-cake
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
had eaten all
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
his hats, which
[ 27. November 2014, 21:45: Message edited by: pimple ]
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
tasted rather like
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
hats, but with
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
nacho cheese sauce
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
augmented with dill
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
-pickles, cheese and
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
hot fudge sauce.
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
with a dash
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
of hot chilli
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
spilled on the
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
linens of lebenstod
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and the stains
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
of green custard
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(not green ham)
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
splashed extravagantly everywhere
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
- an example of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
excess triumphing over
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
bloody moronic insanity!
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
Furthermore, moronic custards
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
often forget the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
serious political basis
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
upon which society
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
bases its true
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and highly relevant
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
maintains custardy of
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
the apple pie
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
in a chipped
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
beef sandwich, horseradish
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
on a large
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
mysterious round table
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
where the knights
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of old held
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
their weekly poker
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
pickles sessions avec
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
moules marinieres. Back
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
in the USSR
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
a lucky boy
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
found a potato
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
crisp packet which
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
was soggy, so
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
Discussion Group was
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
focused on the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
possibility of thoroughly
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
discussing while chewing
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
wet plastic with
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
the cud only
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
being chewed by
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the finest heifers
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
whose udders utterly
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
confounded expectation while
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
forgetting they hadn't
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
been milked since
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the power outage
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
in New York
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
public reading room
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
sometime last century
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
when the lights
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on my car
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, a red car with
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
go faster stripes
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
on the driver's
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
book table shelf
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
crowding out passengers
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
with Folio books
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and other paraphenalia
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
totally unnecessary for
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the required purpose
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(Joyce's "pretty moo
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
cow with black
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
parasol & pinkish
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
tap shoes, trotting
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
through Times Square
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in syncopated time
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
with a slightly
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
angular femur in
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a display cabinet
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
which formerly housed
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
laundry, under which
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
there lurked a
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
semi-detached wireless
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
unicycling wombat with
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
a suitcase containing
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
several pounds of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
rather stinky fungi
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
which had been
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
fermenting in marmalade
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and lamb curry
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
while growing kombucha
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in a hydroponic
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
greenhouse which, amazingly,
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
wasn't green, but
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
to an iguanadon's
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
senses of colour
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
it may have
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
appeared bright pink
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and tasty. Suddenly,
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
the cardex cards
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
fell on the
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
desktop with paperclips
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
not falling and
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
& rematerialising while
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Tony Orlando sang
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
O Sole Mio
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
band played on
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
broken trombones and
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
while tapdancing which
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
accelorated tappy tootsies
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in their bright
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and promising futures
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
as dancing podiatrists
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
otherwise known as
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"Pitter Patter Pods"
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
executed an entrechat
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
wiv very sharp
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
pointy hats that
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
reminded me somewhat
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
of the mountains
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
made from molehills
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
by moles with
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
ancient Egyptian ancestors
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
in Scunthorpe environs
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
by burnt oak
[ 09. December 2014, 12:27: Message edited by: fullgospel ]
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
which every Black
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
flagged pirate ship
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
sailing on the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
River Ouse ought
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
to know. But
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Gilbert, Sullivan notwithstanding,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
pirates aren't really
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
likely husbands for
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
those needing husbands,
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
since everyone knows
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
that only the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
most domesticated of
[ 10. December 2014, 09:28: Message edited by: Sipech ]
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
husbands makes pirates
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
who may be
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
saying "aarrrrggg", while
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
the doctor looks
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
at their huge
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
:
pantone swatch collections.
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
with mini mouse
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
-shaped chocolate treasures
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
nibbled by three
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
ecstatic choirboy trebles
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
who had surreptitiously
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
smuggled in some
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
real mice, therefore
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
they had to
[ 12. December 2014, 13:16: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
hold paws and
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
say three times:
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
'But' not sentence-starter!
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Although in certain
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
pockets I found
Posted by Nenuphar (# 16057) on
:
three gold coins.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
After pocketing the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
stolen jewels, running
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
hell for leather
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
into a huge
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
furry, teethy mouth
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
microcosmic colored quark
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
I mustered as
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the air turned
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
off, so immediately
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
I started to
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
hyperventilate while the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
pretty pink elephants
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
turned green because
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
pink doesn't go
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with the bright
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
LED Christmas lights
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
shaped like the
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
striped mint sweet
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
named after a
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
smelly little toad
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
like, sculptural granite
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
taken for granted
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
by mankind. However,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a few people
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
ate grilled gruyere
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with a cranberry
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
jus, which was
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
over toast points
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
that were toasted
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in a toaster
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and served with
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
sprinkled star dust
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
coated marshmallow encrusted
Posted by Nenuphar (# 16057) on
:
Alas, then they
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
got up crane
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the dawn's
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
early light, what
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the heck am
[ 16. December 2014, 05:29: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
us gonna do
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
except say shucky-darn
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
or possibly even
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
something a tad
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
more colourful. Perhaps
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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if someone had
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a Biblical-curse generator
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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with full batteries
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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and a broad
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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who's name was
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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Mother Cynthia of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Dark-Chocolate Truffles Convent
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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then maybe my
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
obnoxious neighbor would
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
make full amends
Posted by Nenuphar (# 16057) on
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for the appalling
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
Faux-pas he'd made
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
of plaster of
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
Paris and old
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
abandoned, yet curiously
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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strong Altoid mints
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
[with added pepper]
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
, but minty plaster
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(sadly) can't withstand
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the overwhelming power
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the famous
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
yet somehow not
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
too well known
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
but rather grandly
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
-named Oliphant Chuckerbutty,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
whose predilection for
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
tantric sex was
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
misheard as "tarantula"
Posted by Nenuphar (# 16057) on
:
so very thoughtfully
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
ear-trumpet, & sex-aid
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
were carefully placed
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the most
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
unlikely location. Meanwhile,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
at the convent
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
where they kept
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, most secretly, a
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
holy relic of
Posted by Nenuphar (# 16057) on
:
the Most Blessed
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:
toothbrush, elves were
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
laying traps for
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the visiting dignitaries
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by spreading tacks
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
,ticks and tick-tacks
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
in the car-park.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
There a clatter
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
to my wondering
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
ears foretold a
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a landing sleigh
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
overturning in a
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
not very jingly
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
heap of dark-brown [someone say porridge or uncooked plum-puddin' mix - it is Christmas, after all!]
[ 20. December 2014, 13:08: Message edited by: pimple ]
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Christmas tree bark
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(an elegant euphemism)
[ 20. December 2014, 16:25: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
for that uncooked
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
deep frozen ready-cubed
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
fabulously-spiced gloriously
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
gamey but subtly
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
-flavoured GIN, which
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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, with a little
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
cocktail shrimp sauce
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and an appropriate
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
dash of chilli
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
could become sculptural
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in some obscure
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
sub-tropical menagerie organized
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
by some very
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
tall, beautifully dressed
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
dwarves with large
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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axes and helmets
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
in their museums
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of earlier times
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, which also contained
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Tiffany Aching's cheeses
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with extra cheesiness
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and cranberries. Meanwhile,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in Ulan Bator
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the mountaineering monks
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
have a habit
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
of wearing habits
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
while nudging history
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
books cliff-ward because
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
going uphill presented
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
a bound copy
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of my latest
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
bestseller, which tells
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the story of
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
gravitational habit pull
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
, which nuns despise
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
but those addicted
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
to more exotic
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
forms of dance
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
in the early
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
pages of the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"Kama Fox Trot"
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
SOF morris dance
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
hold it in
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
God's cat flap
( ![[Votive]](graemlins/votive.gif)
Ken)
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
where close quarters
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
prevented any further
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
discussion on the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
appropriate reindeer games
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which didn't include
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
hop scotch or
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
strip poker. Nevertheless,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Isadora Duncan arrived
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
just before the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
presents had been
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
consigned to the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Lapland address, where
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
the corps de
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the mildly dead
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
practices grandes jetes
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on the little
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
stage which was
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
balanced quite precariously
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
on the mountain-
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
top at the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Porta-Potti's snow-bent roof
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with the strange
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
klezmer fiddler perched
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
at its very
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the highest point
[ 26. December 2014, 08:53: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
, but it hurt
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in quite an
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
unusual place. However,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
notwithstanding the excruciating
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
sound of the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
garbage truck brakes,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
as the enormous
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
sign proclaiming that
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the end of the
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
truck was
[only two words to compensate for the fact that the previous post had four!]
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
nigh ! And so
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
, I deemed, was
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
*my* end; thus
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
my end became
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a new beginning
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which sounds good,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
but there were
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
unexpected consequences, which
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
came as a
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
mix-up in reincarnation
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
which astonished the
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
truck driver, who
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
in a previous
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
truck meditated on
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the meaning of
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
life, the universe
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and why SpongeBob
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
had "42" painted
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
on his feet
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in very strange
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
sky blue ink
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which vanished when
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
he began to
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
consider sobriety via
[ 31. December 2014, 01:38: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
reducing his intake
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of Caspian seawater
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and substituting some
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
buttered rum for
[ 31. December 2014, 20:39: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the rather rich
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
but delectable chocolate
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Ghirardelli, San Francisco's
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
most choice purveyor
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
in whose shop
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a mysterious woman
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
created more mystery
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
than Agatha Christie
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on a roll
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
of wallpaper with
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a large magic
Posted by The Rogue (# 2275) on
:
toothbrush which was
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
lurking inside the
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
patterned cigar box.
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
with westward ho !
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
engraved on the
Posted by The Rogue (# 2275) on
:
bottom of the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
handle, in tiny
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
ancient Klingon letters
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
so no one
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
seeking new civilizations
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
would forget to
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
boldly go where
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
no piglet has
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
oinked before, gleefully
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
- though in strict
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
confidence he sat
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
out the next
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
dance, finger nail
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
being bitten to
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
his first knuckle
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, nail polish flaking
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
all over the
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
front of his
[ 05. January 2015, 13:03: Message edited by: fullgospel ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
rather ostentatiously embroidered
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
knapsack, which held
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the key to
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the box of
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
mother of pearl
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
mobile telephones tha
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
were being sold
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
off cheap from
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Nemo's Nautilus Shop
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
above the high
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
tide mark near
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the batheing machines
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, cotton candy stand,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and adults only
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
cinema. However, without
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
his pet ocelot
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
climbing the drapes
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
whenever the neighbours
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
played disturbingly loud
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Klingon opera, he
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
would never have
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
eaten that shrimp
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
cocktail, which caused
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a disturbance in
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
his tummy that
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
felt as if
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
he had a
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
shrimp tail stuck
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
inside his head.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Despite that, Shane
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
, the classic Western,
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
a crack shot
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with water pistol
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and pea shooter
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
but no use
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
when it comes
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
to archery and
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
lassoing. He loved
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
climbing trees, bocce,
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
and again bocce !
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Tying people up
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
with scarlet ribbons
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
had become somewhat
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
a little lost
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
on the new
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
register of diabolic
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, evil, wicked and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
truly fun activities
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
involving bocce ribbons
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and other torturous
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
items of mass
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
communications that held
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
encoded chocolate batteries
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which didn't really
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
give much power
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
but were very
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
easy to decode
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
using Cuniform Enigma
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
cipher machines. Financial
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
gurus will always
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
use their fingers
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
to pick pockets
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
like the Artful
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
Jammy Dodger of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
221-B Baker Street
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
whose analytical skills
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
equaled his disguises
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
that were transvestites.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Yet the overarching
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
realism of his
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
paranoid delusions made
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a huge impact
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
on three little
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
politicians whose dancing
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
prehensile noses were
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
penile like projections
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which protruded from
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
their imaginations like
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
imaginary protrusions. Suddenly
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
, in another dimension,
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
an even bigger
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
hippopotamus was languidly
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
swimming in pineapple
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and coconut flavored
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
smoothies. But wherever
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
she farted, other
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
hippos acted nonchalantly
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
but moved away
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
towards the enclosed
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
- a ping pong
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
- a ping pong
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
tournament, which featured
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a large rhinoceros
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
, the odd giraffe
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
and a tambourine,
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
the completely normal
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
psychopath was playing
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
mumble de peg
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
with his left
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
-over supper which
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
had gone completely
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and absolutely beyond
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
petrification. Meanwhile, Pufnstuff
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of Diagon Alley
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
danced and pranced
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and even leapt
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
to his feet
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
declaring to all
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and sundry that
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Men in Black
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
was based on
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
some actual men
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
who wore black
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and various other
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
similarly and designedly
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
believable conspiracy theories
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
concerning the current
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
fashions around south
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the border
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
of Narnia where
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
one might wear
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
appropriate garments for
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
such notorious weather.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Wearing such garments
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
has the effect
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
of causing static
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
electricity to build
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
beyond the pale
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
ruins of Paravel
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which were apparently
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
invaded by the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
uninformed opinions of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
some of those
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
spikey yet wombly
[ 16. January 2015, 23:30: Message edited by: fullgospel ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Commoners from the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Duchy of Fenwick
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
wearing green tights
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(speckled with purple)
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which they wear
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
over their great
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
grandmother's apron pockets
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, into which she
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
reached just now
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and pulled out
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
linty minty chocolates
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and an old
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
carpet bag, full
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
moon schedule and
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
a unicycle with
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
inverse reverse transverse
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
universal translator (not
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
very accurate), thus
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"Twiggy", "Miss Piggy",
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and "Ziggy" all
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
at one and
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the same time
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
burst into song
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
, off key but
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
demonic yet angelic
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, haunting, "X-Files" way
[ 20. January 2015, 03:40: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and yet staggeringly
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
folk-mass like. Elsewhere,
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
a band played
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the funeral march
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
far too quickly
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
for my liking
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and the waltz
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to the cemetery
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gates was too
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anticlimactic to inspire
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:
rowdy singing while
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Baron Samedi danced
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to "Bohemian Rhapsody"
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which nobody sung
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quite like Freddie
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did dressed in
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that yellow jacket
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and puce wellies
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, Elton John glasses
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and pristine, spotless
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ermine robes. Elsewhere,
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some randy lemurs
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were humping any
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camels named Randy
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Dandy or Handy
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who ran away
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
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because they wanted
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to rest after
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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kicking lemur ass.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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Simultaneously in London
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a window's candle
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burned brightly beyond
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dangerously close curtains
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, whiffling its smoke
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quickly out the
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open casement to
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attract moths which
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
began flying close
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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in strict formation
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before being toasted
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:
and served in
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:
between layers of
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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marshmallow fluff and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the lining of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
a Barbour jacket
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, stolen from a
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
mysterious man from
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Cirencester, or was
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
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she from Trent ?
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Still, a poor chocolatier
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
with unappetizing chocolates,
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:
wondering if chocolate
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
was really a
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(n) aphrodesiac, so lonely
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
chocolate covered ants
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
could be utilised
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on
:
without prejudice, to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
enhance the overall
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
chocolate experience, balancing
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flavour with the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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anchovy and banana
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:
. "Yum", exclaimed the
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ever so slightly
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on
:
inebriated and extremely
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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camp young rector
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the next
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
picnic table over,
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:
drunkenly realizing that
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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he was naked
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before the Lord
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
despite all the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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clothes in his
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
overflowing bedroom closet
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he couldn't find
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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anything to wear
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
except for the
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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black wetsuit which
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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he wore at
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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the Bishop's consecration
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:
and which caused
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revision of diocesan
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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tiddlywinks rules, whereupon
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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the female bishop
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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rolled her eyes
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at the male
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verger, whose robe
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(dowdy and motheaten)
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:
was flapping around
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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several small children
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who moved suddenly
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to face east
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and ride unicycles
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knocking candles over
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
causing a minor
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
earthquake in the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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subbasement of St.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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Boris the Bewildered
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between the banks
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of the bonny
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and silvery Tay,
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though without the
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boat, they couldn't
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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stay in tune
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
or even hit
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
each other with
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
musical oars. Now
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the main race
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
to final judgement
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:
was announced by
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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the alternate announcer
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:
because the usual
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
commentator's pet dolphin
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stole the sardines
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which had been
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lightly fried in
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breadcrumbs, and served
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with brown gravy
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chips and salad
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
leaves. Hardly had
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the vinaigrette been
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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placed in the
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prop Holy Grail
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with a modicum
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of pepper, which
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Templars brought from
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the corner shop
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in an obscure
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cave inhabited by
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
vicious bats which
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
wore pepper protection
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:
covering his entire
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batcave where clubs
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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of jazz fans
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waged war against
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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New Orleans' famous
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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streetcars to Desire
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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and their cohorts
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, hippies all, chanted
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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"Give peace a
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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miss today because
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
it's Fight Club!"
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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In Burt Reynolds'
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
borrowed TARDIS, they
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
burrowed beneath the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
surface of their
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
mutual resentment, hoping
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:
nobody fell into
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a sink-hole. Fights
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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between fishmongers and
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
candlestick-makers broke out
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
every other Thursday
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
over an unresolved
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
issue regarding prawns
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which had been
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:
on the menu
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
except for Thursdays
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
for the last
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
umpteen years. Mr.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Gorbachev had meanwhile
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
torn the wall
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
paper to shreds.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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Yet this didn't
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
deter Dutch Savage
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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from throwing several
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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of his opponents
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
into the volcano
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on the island
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
paradise beyond the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
magic dragon "Puff"
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
who was less
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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than 5ins tall
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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but nevertheless extremely
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:
convinced that marijuana
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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was bad news
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
for tobacco producers
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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and good news
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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for Wigan Athletic
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in their fight
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
or flight mode
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:
, not ignoring the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
amazing natural anomalies
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
adorning aircraft aerilon
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
ice cream cakes
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which are perfect
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
for beaming-up, Scottie
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
to Uhura's secret
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
bordello ontop of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Ten-Forward, a secret
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:
kept until the
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
Ferengi bought out
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
or brought out
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Dr. McCoy's memoirs
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
[available now on
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
1701 data formats
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
except, of course,
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:
on tree paper]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
at the incredible
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
bargain price of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Memory Alpha rummage
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:
price of a
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
flood protection enablement
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
against vampire incursion
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
from belfry bats
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
sucking the blood
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:
-worm cocktails which
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
enable flood protections
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
not normally available
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
this side of
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
Risa. Besides the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
line at Quark's,
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:
as usual, extended
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
northwards towards a
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
shaft of light
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
coming from beneath
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Odo's door, where
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:
knights in armour
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:
shape-shifted with Odo's
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[ 11. February 2015, 11:38: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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wives and children
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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and other non-Ferengi
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:
merchant traders. Reading
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holographic novels stolen
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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by unicycling Klingons
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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in tap shoes
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:
,tutus and g-strings.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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It really was
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wilder than a
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:
night out with
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
all Doctors Who
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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plus The Who
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
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,The Velvet Underground
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, the Banana Splits,
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[ 12. February 2015, 09:03: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
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Tiny Tim and
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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his ukulele. Impossible
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
to tune. Alligator
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:
had a dream
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
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of tap-dancing pigs
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
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on stilts and
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
wearing coronets, but
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Silly String covered
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
his reading glasses
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
so he couldn't
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
pull up his
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:
carrots which oddly
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
weren't planted in
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the garden but
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
hovered above the
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:
tole-painted roadside mailbox
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
welcoming strangers with
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
automated confection dispensation
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
contravening local byelaws.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Suddenly, at exactly
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
time for church
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
he took a
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:
jet-pack ride to
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California, land of
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
cals and fornias
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and the undisputed
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:
king surfer Jesus
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, imam, and rabbi
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
wrapped up the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
birthday presents in
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
floral beach towels
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
and pink bows.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
On Mt. Kailash
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Lord Siva confronted
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
a noisy bluejay
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:
about several rather
Posted by Hilda of Whitby (# 7341) on
:
knotty doctrinal problems
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
and paradoxical preposterous
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
dental configurations however
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Shambala's gate opened
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on a glistening
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
toadstool, which sparkled
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:
magically, while underneath
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
the spreading gossamer
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a bodhisatva meditated
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:
about laundry that
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
would never dry
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
without help from
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Ganesh to hang
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
ten, while balancing
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
a Chesterfield sofa
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
off the edge
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
of the world
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
. Lime green piping
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
edged the quilt
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
under which the
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
ring-tailed lemur snoozed
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
dreaming of large
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
pineapple pizza. Given
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the heavy preponderance
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
of large pineapples
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
to not dance,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
because of shoes
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
cobbled from tire
[ 18. February 2015, 14:54: Message edited by: Lyda*Rose ]
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, 42 pairs Reebok's
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:
child labourers from
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the nether regions
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of Hemel Hempstead
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that well known
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
Hertfordshire hell-hole.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
The doctor said
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
"Pull yourself together"
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
but I am
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
not falling apart,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
so much as
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
rearranging and renovating.
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Something green shuffled
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, turned red then
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
tumbling head over
Posted by Owlman (# 5281) on
:
heels in delight
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
landing spreadeagled on
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the Great Dane
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:
which it rode
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
towards the cliff
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Richard Concert venue
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
with all the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Mardi Gras bling
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and self-flagellation equipment
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
necessary for death.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
In such circumstances,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
bouncy castles are
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
covered under subsection
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
47 of the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Bouncy Castle [Restrictions]
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Act (Scotland) 1985,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
implemented after that
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
horrendous incident involving
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:
lobsters which attacked
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the small silver
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
goblet which I
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:
flung rather energetically
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
from the aeroplane
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and which landed
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with full force
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
on Elizabeth's balcony
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
166 floors up
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the new
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
high-rise brothel.
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:
Meanwhile, liturgical origami
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
copies ikebana sensationalism
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
in a subtle,
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
post modern twist.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Liturgical twist dancers
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in cassock albs
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
fashioned from recycled
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
burned banned books
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:
with toes did
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
piroutteswith fingers
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
in ears and
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
bells on toes;
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
Meanwhile, across town...
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in a seedy
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
bathhouse directly above
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
an off licence
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the cute little
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
piglets were having
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
gammon and pineapple
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
massages followed by
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
unpassionate sex with
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
recycled yellow plastic
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:
3-D printer created
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
duckies. If thousands
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
of tongues are
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
wagging in unison
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
the resulting ululation
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
accompanied by a
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
rhythmic finger clicking
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and sackbuts, crumhorns
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and gangsta rappers
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
all dressed in
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
beribboned silken saris
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
purchased in Birmingham
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
with BOGO* coupons
*BOGO=buy one, get one free.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
from the local
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
mercerie and haberdashery.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
I don't know
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
much about history
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
but Charles the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Fat ate a
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
huge amount of
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
offal and assorted
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
fruits in marzipan.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
After he died
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(all too soon)
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
the autopsy showed
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
that his stomach
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
had a lining
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
of pure cholesterol
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
and rusty gears...
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
(Bentley, of course)
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:
which was stolen
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
from Queen Lizzie
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
I, time-traveler extraordinaire
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
- don't confuse with
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Liz Lemon, ok?--
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
but while you're
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
busy navel-gazing
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
while doing yoga
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Mr. Spock has
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
beamed himself up
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
but we search
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
boldly, with Shekhina*
*Feminine aspect of God in Judaism. Nimoy did a book of photos by that name.
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
for new worlds
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
needing Spockian philosophy
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
to educate them.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Meanwhile The Pope
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
stroked her pet
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
anaconda with a
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
peacock feather, and
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
combed her long
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
-haired guinea pig
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
until his fur
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
flew and wine
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
was broached to
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
detangle the tangles
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
with detangling conditioner
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, but inadvertently there
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
there happened upon
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the midnight clear
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
that glorious song
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of aeons past
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
one alatum porcus
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
(a groundhog) sang
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"We dig, dig,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
being hippies". However,
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
mining is dangerous
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
especially if you
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
don't wear a
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
yellow polka-dot bikini
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with your cerise
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
hand-made, home-spun overalls
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
, g-string and stillettos
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
unless you also
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
carry a respirator
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
for the canary
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which sings opera
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
in the Hungarian
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Mode with the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
subtitles in Latin.
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
Usually accompanied by
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
François Hollande's mistress
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
who didn't understand
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
a single word
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the interminable
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
sprechgesang interludes which
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
interspersed the otherwise
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
amenable tones of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"John and Marsha"
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which, despite the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
frequent double-entendres, used
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
to be Namibia's
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
favourite young children's
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
theatre group performance
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
(except on Thursdays),
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
when they preferred
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
screechings of tone-deaf
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
penguins armed with
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
luminescent light-sabres
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
who also sidelined
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
as gang "enforcers"
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
for the Krays.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
The polar bears
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
are nowhere near
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
South Mimms services
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
nor Watford Gap
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
preferring the rugged
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and untamed places
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
near Ystrad Mynach.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
1000 tap-dancing chickens
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
and a partridge
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
under a sycamore
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
under a sycamore
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
, that blasted sycamore!
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
{Cue PEAR tree.}
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Finding the chainsaw,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which was hiding
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
behind the commode
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
in my aunt's
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
bedroom closet, under
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the spare unicycle
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
she had made
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
while her lover
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
fiddled as Rome...
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
floated down the
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
Swannee, her mole
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
burrowing ever deeper
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
into the dark
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
-est place on
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Vancouver Island. Swingball
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
wasn't his favourite
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
sexual position, though.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
In the Himalaya
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
in the days
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
of yeti holidays
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
run by real
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
talking reindeer and
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
piano-playing bullfrogs
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
in yurt pubs
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
with neon signs
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which flash intermittently
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
"Eat At Joe's!"
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
in Swahili. On
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
alternate Wednesdays, echidnae
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
barbecue some ants
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in a special
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
cast iron skillet
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
with magic spice
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
and poppy seeds
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
sewn into bags
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
made from desiccated
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
coconut. Remarkably, they
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
found that the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
reindeer were shamans
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
posing as innocent
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
surgical truss salesmen
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
from Tasmania, which
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
surprised no one.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Without overly burdening
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the knicker elastic
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
covering his ample
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
but somehow delicate
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
antlers festively, the
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
Moose-in-Chief
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in his elliptical
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
trainer, stolen from
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
Chuck Norris' private
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
Jacuzzi. Fourteen months
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
of sweeping changes
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
required new brooms
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which Mickey Mouse
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
hid under several
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
fuschia crinoline petticoats
[ 12. March 2015, 05:57: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
originally worn by
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Prince Albert, during
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
his marriage to
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
his cousin Vickie
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
and her sister
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
's mother's father
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
was utterly gobsmacked.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Meanwhile on account
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
of Saint Bartholomew's
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Day being celebrated
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in certain parishes
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
in Kazakhstan, the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
secret agent secretly
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
underwent gender re-assignment
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
in a subterranean
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
homesick blues clinic
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
fitted out with
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
string vests and
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
flower power decals
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
slings, hoop petticoats
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and whips, which
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, lava lamps, waffle-stompers*
*Shoes with waffle-shaped soles, popular in the US in the '70s.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
and azeleas aside,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
was a somewhat
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
overwhelming experience for
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
the underfed, overstressed
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
cross-eyed Field Marshal.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Hormonally challenged otters
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
unicycled aimlessly past
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
the popcorn stand
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
then crashed into
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
several furry animals
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
on vacation from
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
their Himalayan monastery
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, which was, strangely
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
covered with steel.
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
The Hotel Negresco
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
hiding the monastery
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the mysterious
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
groundhog advance team
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
who all wear
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
no clothing because
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
moths ate all
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
day and then
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
the fine dust
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
bunnies and their
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
detritus dragons roamed
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the putrid marshes
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
around Bodmin Moor
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
fervently seeking magical
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
pool boys to
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
drop their disguises
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
reverse the unfortunate
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
neutron flow polarity
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
and shuffle off
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to play more
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
bicycle polo, because
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Twister, London Bridges,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
cluedo and various
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
other parlour games
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
are too advanced
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
and heavily copyrighted
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
for badgers to
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
to badger groundhogs
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
who stutter and
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
squirm when they're
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
tickled with a
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Canadian maple leaf
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
imported specifically for
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the purposes of
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
groundhog-tickling. When the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
pot of gold
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
was dusted meticulously
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
by sneaky leprechauns
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
it soon emerged
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
that Saint Patrick
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
's brother Bob
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
a Gay juggler
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
and owner of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the world's smallest
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
library of bejewelled
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
ghecko-flavoured jelly babies.
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Saint Patrick's mother
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
was Thora Hird
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
whose television appearances
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
were limited due
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
to time, place,
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
and poor judgement
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by her extraordinary
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
groundhog juggling talent.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Simultaneously in Darkest
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Taunton, murmurings of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
the Rebel Alliance
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of bee-keeping jugglers
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
were taken down
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
to the jetty
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
where artichokes were
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
happily diving into
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Jacques Cousteau's submarine
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
seafood salad restaurant
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
where secret agents
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
from all sides
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
tossed fish bones
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
slurping up slop,
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
into the purple-spotted
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
matched set of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
pyjamas, worn by
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
the oldest man
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
in Scotland. However,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
there are laws
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that require some
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
knowledge of ergonomics
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
because as the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
urge for comedy
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
on oblong stages
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
was predicated on
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
a taste for
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
very hot curries,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Ben & Jerry's
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
unicycle marathon record
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(45 RPM, vinyl)
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
broke just now
[ 20. March 2015, 02:43: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
when the extra-terrestrial
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
vehicle spun off
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
to Celestial Yarns.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
This is the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
last time I'm
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
going to eviscerate
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
pajamas for lunch
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which is served
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in a small
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
Yurt outside Basildon.
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Outside Aberystwyth, George
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
under Cambrian Mountains
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
is a peculiar
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
venue for any
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
techno roller-blading disco,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
especially considering that
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the vertical dancefloor
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
only Donald O'Connor
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
or possibly Madonna
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
or perhaps Jesus
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
on a good
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
day could hope
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
to win the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Glitterball trophy. Suddenly
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
two dancing bears
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
in sequined tutus
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
started preaching about
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the virtues of
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
sesquipedalian afternoons in
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. This ultimately
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
confused police who
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
strictly enforced virtual
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
-ly anything and everything
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
enunciated by Brian
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, who's no messiah,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and barely even
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
qualifies as a
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
stable hand. Yet
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the extreme pedantry
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
of Portcullis Pursuivant
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
in matters heraldic
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
such that when
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
lions are rampant
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
unicorns cannot possibly
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
couchant with pigs
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
unless the arms
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
are Monty Python
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, in which case
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
four martlets passant
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, lightly killed and
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
exported to Malaysia
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
in fur-lined titanium
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
Versace bags and
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
escorted by some
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
laughing policemen from
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
downtown Yeehaw Junction
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
with their little
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
budgie smugglers, bulging
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
with duty free
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
budgies. Arthur sighed
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
and took another
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
bite, breaking his
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
well worn and
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
green custard stained
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
bridge while absentmindedly
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
flying--he'd learned
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origami to entertain
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volunteer FANY recruits -
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including my Mum -
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who as everybody
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knows, is wonderfully
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witty on the
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third bottle of
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Creme de Menthe.
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All things bright
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and beautiful, all
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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type Ia supernovae,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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(great and small)
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all things witless
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should be exterminated.
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Starting with some
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
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Republican senators who
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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ate marmalade with
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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deep-fried Brussels sprouts
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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for the Seder
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boycotted by the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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ladies' banner sewing
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ninja assassination division
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of Primarily Peaceniks (tm)
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of Chipping Sodbury.
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
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Fourteen years previously
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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just as manatees
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
had flown to
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-ward the bright
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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-est moon of
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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Uranus, they discovered
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that the other
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way to get
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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even was not
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possible, because Uranus
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
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was not in
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took eighty-four years
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Sorry - cross-posted.
" - took eighty-four years -
to answer his
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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proposal of marriage.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Meanwhile, blue walruses
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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in Empire line
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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frocks and amethyst
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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necklaces, danced all
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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the salsa numbers
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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, wiggling their mustaches,
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
and their asses
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
(walruses have asses?)
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Researching walrus asses
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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, and assets, defy
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
current academic trends
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
and getting grants
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
for research into
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
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post-modern Zwinglism is
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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irrelevant to walruses
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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but deeply important
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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to certain rare
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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and very secretive
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
species of alien
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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(to rural Herefordshire)
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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forms of life.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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A passing carnival
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of a sort
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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one generally doesn't
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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see on Jupiter
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
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had been booked
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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for next Wednesday
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
but Tuesday night
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
was more apt
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
for Alcoholics Anonymous
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and their drug-crazed
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
ringmaster and acrobats
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
who would otherwise
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
fly without net
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
stockings; this turned
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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into a complete
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
farce. Hula hoops
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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brought great anxiety
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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to square people
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to cassock clad
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
[Following either of the above, with a comma after the first]
eaters of saturated
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
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Tipsy Cake which
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
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was a halucination
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
-inducing foodstuff, and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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also of course
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
was a favourite
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the dowager
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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Queen's spaniel whose
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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tail swished amiably
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
amongst the many
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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daffodils, which had
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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started to resemble
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kaleidoscope eyes of
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
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Lucy Locket. Sebastian
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and Luck Dragon
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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the Seahorse desired
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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waterproof ice cream
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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(Ben/Jerry's Cousteau flavor)
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
but quickly discovered
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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that "waterproof" doesn't
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
really apply to
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
cheap raincoats or
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
cake left out
[ 03. April 2015, 16:20: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
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-doors in winter;
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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in spite of
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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royal icing. Slowly
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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banging the drum
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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and clanging the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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skillets, Anne of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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Green Gables lifted
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Marilla's mood, dreaming
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
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of Titania's Fritillary
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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which only blooms
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
when the moon
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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runs off to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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do naughty things
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
to that cow
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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from the magic
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
mushroom farm since
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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she started using
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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baby shampoo on
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
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alternate Thursdays. Fortunately,
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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the cow wasn't
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
much interested in
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Jeremy Kyle, so
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
she chose instead
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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to nibble on
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
other random celebrities
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
very green lawns
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
and chamomile flowers
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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together with a
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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[a(n)] aromatic mulberry apertif
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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that is about
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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to go off
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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because of the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
silk worm messages
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
transmitted by special
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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delivery to remote
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
parts of Pembrokeshire.
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
Meanwhile, in Spitzbergen,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the polar bears
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
updated their websites
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slowly because typing
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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with such mighty
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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paws and claws
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on a specially
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
adapted keyboard was
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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a delicate procedure
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
particularly when lecherous
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
bears barely bore
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
bashfully boisterous behaviour
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
from their offspring,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in consideration of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
the naughty tricks
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
wild dung beetles
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
played on their
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
neighbours in the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
dungaree shop where
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Gandhi learned to
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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collect excess cotton
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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and spin it
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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with a hand-made
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
chocolate mousse with
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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no sense of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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fashion no-nos. Suddenly
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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an explosion rocked
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the champagne supernova
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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with a blinding
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
flash, not unlike
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
paparazzi's camera glare
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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or the effect
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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on man-in-the-moon marigolds
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
upon an already
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
gamma-ray-filled Polaroid photo
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
with dodgy counting. ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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At the northernmost
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
extremity of the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Fortress of Solitude
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Superman peered expectantly
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
(as one would)
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
into the gloom
Posted by Meike (# 3006) on
:
seeing nothing but
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
other superheroes who
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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also were peering
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
gloomily, drinking cocoa
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
[enriched with alcohol]
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because their capes
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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, (freshly laundered), didn't
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
adequately cover their
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
embarrassment. However, with
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
animal crackers dunked
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
magically came alive
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
as monkeys and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
proceeded to systematically
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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exterminate the competition
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by strategic use
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of frozen bananas
[ 12. April 2015, 09:16: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
encased in a
Posted by Meike (# 3006) on
:
deceptively real-looking neon-coloured
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
wax banana leaf
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with handsewn sequins
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
and LED lights
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which are controlled
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by little aliens
[ 13. April 2015, 04:15: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
who eat shining
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
little snackettes made
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of creme brulee
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and melted icecream
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(rich butter pecan)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with Sprinkles, naturally
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
fermented in rotting
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
herring, which Swedish
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
fish think are
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
best served with
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
people you murdered
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
sliced very thinly
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with a dressing
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
down from Peter
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(back from fishing)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and a slap
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
with a mackerel
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
tabby's extended claws
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
rolled in breadcrumbs.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Meanwhile Faux News
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
recruited Mickey Mouse
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to host the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
evening bulletin, but
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
due to an
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
autocue malfunction, he
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
could only mimic
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
Topol on helium
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and vodka, which
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
had the added
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
artichoke syrup and
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
jalapenos. Next Tuesday
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which follows Monday
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
on most calendars
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
except possibly the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Vulcan 8,000-year holiday
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
brochure published by
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Megadodo Publications. It
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
purported to be
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
a reference work
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
related to the
Posted by simontoad (# 18096) on
:
number of days
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
in the pan-galactic
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
month of Septober
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
but was really
{The story on this thread is so convoluted and psychedelic that reading it would make Timothy Leary go to rehab!}
![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
a front for
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
bootleg Romulan ale
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
-drinking pointy headed
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Cereans, who unfortunately
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
bartered with Ferengi
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
(thank you Google)
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
Google glop bliss
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
("Gold-pressed Latinum Stew")
[ 16. April 2015, 11:24: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with herb dumplings
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
was rather yummy,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
until the parasite
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
burrowed its way
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
out of Dartmoor
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
where it had
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
been terribly lost
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
down a deep, purple
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
artery of the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
purple people eater
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which had, unaccountably,
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
dressed in rubber.
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
Sadomasochism was it's
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
themed liturgy for
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the Feast of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Brian Blessed, held
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
at the local
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
animal charity shop
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, but unfortunately snakes
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
escaped before they
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
had sex with
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
other snakes. Old
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Nick, meanwhile, was
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
scratching his genitalia
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
with a rusty
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
tuning fork, singing
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
a song about
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
'Old Land's Ayne'
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
with bad intonation
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, accompanied on a
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
punctured bagpipe. Meanwhile
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
, over in Llandudno,
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
many Llandudno's were
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
cavorting with a
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
LGBT Pride parade
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in all its
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
rainbow-festooned glory.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Simultaneously in Toronto
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
, some subversive Cistercians
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
were plotting to
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
hide blueberry bushes
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
beneath fire-retardant foam
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which they had
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
obtained from Mafioso
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
in disguise as
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
water meter checkers
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
dancing singing calypso
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
dancing singing calypso
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
whilst wearing full
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Gangham style with
[ 21. April 2015, 03:12: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
pom-poms, fringes and
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
plentitudes of Tomagatchis
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
adorning their ample
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Ferengi-sized ears. Northern
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Lights [Aurora Borealis]
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
were unfortunately obscured
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by the dense
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
crowd of tourists
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
thronging the downtown
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
area of Ísafjörður
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
which is close
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
to other unpronounceable
Posted by Meike (# 3006) on
:
Ikea self-assembly flat-pack
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
manual writer's unicyling
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
helmet holders. I
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
got knocked down
[ 21. April 2015, 23:46: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by a large
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Borisbus, which was
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
staggering drunkenly as
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the driver had
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
filled up with
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
special high octane
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
lingonberry-grape sparkling juice
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which, unfortunately for
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
the poor Tomagachis,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
contained lethal levels
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of hydrogen hydroxide
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
which has a
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
shelf life of
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
several aeons. Wombats
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
want only wantonly
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
, when they are
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
wont to be
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
wandering around Wolverhampton
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
weaving wicker wall-hangings
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
with welly wanging
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
in wet weather
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
wegardless of how
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
wobbly they feel
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
whether they wander
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
wondering who welcomed
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
a wascally wabbit.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Then Timmy thought
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"To the telephone!"
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and he promptly
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
lept from his
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
fiery white charger
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
, picked up his
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
well, where Lassie
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said, "Again?" and
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remembered the telephone
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book he had
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just finished reading.
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Over in Reading,
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Mousey sniffed and
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convulsed with laughter
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remembering Steve Martin
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who had recently
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polished his cuticles
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using a mixture
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of turpentine and
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minced raw venison
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which is rather
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tasty with a
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blackberry and port
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compote mother didn't
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send to the
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Pope's last known
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resting place. However
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Francis acting irresponsibly,
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had requested that
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shrimp and grits
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be flambeed together
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with old wine
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and cardboard firecrackers
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to serve with
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stuffed pygmy shrews.
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It is said
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that if Prince
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Albert had survived
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his marriage to
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Anne of Boleyn,
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then the war
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became more playful.
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In The Philippines
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Jesuits taught that
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all life is
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brutish and short
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like a tweet
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from a stroppy
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Mongolian unicyclist going
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to supper with
(x-post edit)
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free beer. Well,
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there's no getting
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free beer in
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the Vatican because
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free beer is
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fermented protestant piss
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ant queens' knees
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and a somewhat
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confusing, probably drunken
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or rather disturbed
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symbology professor who
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found Jesus' great-great-greaty-great-something-granddaughter
[ 28. April 2015, 06:26: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
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in a commune
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where no-one used
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too many hyphens
![[Mad]](angryfire.gif)
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nor helpful diacritical
[ 28. April 2015, 12:54: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
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marks, causing great
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consternation among linguistic
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pedants, who found
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a map of
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Tierra del Fuego
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plastered over in
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adhesive sticky bandages
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that had previously
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adhered to the
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underside of his
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right foot which
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was the one
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that had gangrene
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and was starting
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to fall off,
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until some sellotape
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was employed to
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arrest that development
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while the left
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unattended map was
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upside down, causing
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unintended confusion to
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some Nicaraguan hermits
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whose legend was
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written in purple
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and fuchsia petals
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on the back
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, telling of ancient
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buried treasure, which
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by pure chance
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was what they
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believed to be
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under certain circumstances
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when the moon
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is fast waning
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on a cool
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trendy beach with
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bathing huts and
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sweaty panting retirees
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with their sweaty
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friends, who stank
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of coconut flavoured
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sun-tan lotion. However,
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there remained some
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fragrant wives of
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questionable repute, dressed
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in pink fluffy
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rabbit slippers and
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sequinned sunglasses. Twelve
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years from now
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when more than
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Twelve people remain
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under Australian Rules
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all Martians will
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invade B movies
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repelled only by
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serious Gay bankers.
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Elsewhere, Swamp Thing
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made my heart
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leave my ribcage
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when he sang
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you are my ![[Axe murder]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif)
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grandmother’s cousin's half-brother
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we all fell
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silent, struck by
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lightning. This precipitated
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the downfall of
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occasional rain showers
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which caused vegetables
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to develop into
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badgers with golden
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and indigo auras
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and ate Cheez-Its.
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Audrey the carnivore
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is fourth in
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the Ludlow Biathlon
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, although she might
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just go home
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rather than embarrass
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Little Lord Fauntleroy,
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(now wearing dreadlocks!)
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a fruitarian triathlete
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with splendificent legs
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and magnificent earlobes,
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where magical earings
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dangled, causing his
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ankles to combust
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like roman candles.
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Look! There! When
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did someone decide
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to procrastinate over
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at The Circus
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where lovable hosts
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and others less
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fortunate who imbibe
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GIN and assorted
Posted by Meike (# 3006) on
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Glowing Incubus Nightmares
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, singing "The Goatherd"
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out of key
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can cavort together
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in seemly attire
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with hairy legs
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[shaved legs being
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so last season],
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being de rigeur
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for cavorting under
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the strict supervision
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of Mother Superior
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that gun jumping
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leftist fascist cupcake.
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Cream together butter,
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strychnine powder and
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fresh goat manure,
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and you'll find
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King David's eyelids.
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barely register consciousness
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but if you
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dance the flamenco
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wearing a linen
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two-piece with matching
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castanets and flip-flops,
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in Barnsley, then
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be prepared for
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the Yorkshire Unicycling
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jousting tournament which
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takes place on
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June the thirtyfirst
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but only in
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nice weather. Rumbustious
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adolescent Gnome children
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vandalized the unicycles
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by deflating their
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more than adequate
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pneumatic flotation units
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(otherwise known as
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Nora Batty's dumplings)
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which, while chewy
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were ultimately indigestible.
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Consequently, gnome delinquents
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don't care for
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the least sort
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of mumbly-peg e-games
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so would rather
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demanding brain power
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:
to compensate for
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
lack of manners
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:
and a total
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:
confidence in their
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elegant pubic hairstyles
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:
and raunchy nailpolish
[ 08. May 2015, 13:39: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
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in rainbow hues
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and indeterminate genders;
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subject to verification
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by nurse practitioners
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:
who know gnomes
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don't eat beets.
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Leprechauns, however, will
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defy gravity, creating
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problems for the
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:
geese and angels
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:
who frequently complain
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about the unwelcome
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aroma coming from
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the lair of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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the Tea Czarina
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caused by fermenting
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
two leaves and
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:
mixing the solution
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
over burning witches
(Blatant Monty Python reference)
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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who, while dousing
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
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themselves in beet
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
juice and talcum
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powder, find themselves
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baptised, nay converted
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:
to an mp4
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
player with a
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:
steam driven device
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:
operating at one
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:
millimetre per day,
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sometimes more if
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the weather's right,
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and the creek
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is frozen over
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
with weak spots
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
hidden by rocks
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:
covered with lichen
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
that are likened
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unto whited sepulchres
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:
covered in codes
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which have never
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been deciphered correctly.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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However, Nostradamus's cryptex
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remains poorly understood
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
until after events
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:
prove their accuracy
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. A strange prophet
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, an idle king
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, a judge's docket
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and an enormous
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crime, monstrous is
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the deed that
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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the mortgage company
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:
held on the
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old leaky speedboat
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:
as it sank
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
just off the
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
Yekaterinburg River shore.
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The captain had
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mislaid his copy
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
machine, because those
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
idiots in Management
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:
had recently implemented
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a "new" strategy
Posted by Alyosha (# 18395) on
:
monitoring our movements
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, moving our monitors,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and generally playing
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
hide and seek
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:
politicians who legislated
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:
against non sequiturs
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:
in all the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
known universe, where
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:
graveyards gape and
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
gargoyles garble. However,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
over is Saskatchewan
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
[I noticed too late but that should read in rather than is.]
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:
a spate of
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:
saskatoon berries were
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
:
alchoholically bubbling in
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
semi flat prosecco
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with added cyanide
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
(otherwise known as
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
CN-), which made
[ 15. May 2015, 13:15: Message edited by: Piglet ]
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up for the
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:
complete lack of
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:
almond in Toblerone
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and chocolate in
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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Cadbury's Creme Eggs®.
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:
Suddenly, rainbows appeared
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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miraculously at night
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:
like Northern Lights
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:
(rare in Australia)
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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and in Oxfordshire
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
, however the colors
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, brown, pink, grey(gray),
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:
and a sort
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:
colour that's between
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
infra-red and custard
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:
assaulted the senses
Posted by Alyosha (# 18395) on
:
, causing me to
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Google "weird aurora",
[spelink]
[ 17. May 2015, 19:59: Message edited by: jedijudy ]
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after which I
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said the Office
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for Budget Responsibility
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were not really
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:
on the same
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:
wavelength as humans
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:
(those particular humans
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:
who live in
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:
fantastical utopias of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
dreams beyond avarice
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
, licorice, and cowardice)
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:
but in their
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
cocaine induced state
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
at Disneyland's Autopia!
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:
they lost their
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
tickets for Tomorrowland
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
so had to
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
travel to Florida
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by dirigible because
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Orlando Bloom landed
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
his own personal
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
hovercraft, full of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the pelts of
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
extinct creatures which
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
met their unfortunate
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
fortune teller, when
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
:
fate caught up
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
with the eels.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Did you know
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
that owls often
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
write math books
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with the aim
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
:
of obscuring the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
predilections of the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
saddest family on
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the entire planet
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:
whose sadness exceeds
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
even that of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Luddites forced online
[ 21. May 2015, 17:29: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
to escape from
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:
soul-extinguishing, rather
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
banal and self-aggrandising
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well-meaning thimbles
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of self inflicted
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ice buckets full
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of a very
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spicy Tibetan stew
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, rancid yak butter
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and a particularly
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fragrant turnip. Suddenly
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owls and frogs
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began dirty dancing
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to the beat
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of the thumping
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which sounded like
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a chorus of
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tempered-glass anvils struck
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with a special
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K box, causing
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the horses in
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The Badminton Trials
[ 24. May 2015, 13:18: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
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to raise shuttlecocks
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above their perceived
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eyeline, which was
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prettier than that
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broken bowling ball
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which I had
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displayed over fifty
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times symbolizing Christ's
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failed carpentry projects
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many years ago.
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In Reykjavik the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Ice-Skating Nurses Union
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was gearing up
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for a wild
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weekend at the
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conference known as
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Iceland through the
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Eyes of Potatoes,
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which had nothing
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Pietists and Paediatricians.
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But unbeknown to
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to the nurses
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several volcanos were
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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several volcanos were
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barely lying dormant
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like churchgoers pretending
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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to enjoy Deuteronomy
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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in all its
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turgid glory. Yet
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elsewhere on the
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battlefield, guns were
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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melting, swords were
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being swallowed by
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itinerant entertainers who
Posted by Meike (# 3006) on
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were campaigning for
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additional dietary items
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which increase magnetic
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flow about the
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North Pole. This
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elephant is very
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good at taking
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photographs using a
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very large, extra
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firm tripod with
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trunk attachments for
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sure. That said,
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my church bought
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its pitch hook,
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and fifty gallon
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oil-tank from E-Bay,
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for a ridiculously
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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overblown party, put
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on by the
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party putter on-ers,
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and we know
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who isn't into
[ 29. May 2015, 22:53: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
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rediculously overblown parties
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
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Kardashians and rappers
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but the quiet
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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ones are always
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the most dangerous
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because they have
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trouble expressing their
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objections to philosophical
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questions regarding Life,
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Porridge, and the
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other breakfast choices
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, particularly whether kedgeree
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,fried mush or
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mushy peas with
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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just a hint
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of honest sweat.
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tinged with some
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[i]mis-coded[/i[ text and
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other menu errors
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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just for laughs
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however lacking in
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
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essential grammatical nutrients
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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such as gerunds,
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rather moody subjunctives
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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and nameless nouns
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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in Klingon, Voynich,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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and, in particular,
Posted by Alyosha (# 18395) on
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imaginative extended metaphors
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which make the
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elephant's breakfast sing.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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When Beethoven was
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nowt but-a lad
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he wrote variations
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for spoons that
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knifed through the
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stratosphere, hitting top
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middle, and bottom
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of my French
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horn's tuning fork
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with a spatula
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that resounded spectacularly
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in F#, modulating
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to the relative
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minor of my
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discordant and ill-tuned
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cast iron skillet.
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Ludwig was wondering
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whether Hedwig loved
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the itchy angry
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but otherwise gorgeous
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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bearded dragon, famously
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having burnt several
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rather senior clergy
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during a conference
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of snake handlers
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in the wilds of
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a woolly conference
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of speckled emus.
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He hadn't noticed
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a golden echidna
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and her orchestra
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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tuning (badly), and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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completely ignoring the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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director's advice to
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use more GIN
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, which unfortunately caused
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a fire downstairs.
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In the ensuing
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litigation several advocates
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pondered whether smoke
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was hallucinogenic or
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dependent on the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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wind direction to
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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discover whether the
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smell was really
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emanating from the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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cave where bears
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had held their
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seance for the
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feast of Beltain
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and Paddington's departed
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marmalade sandwiches had
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been squished by
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quite a large
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alpaca. George thought
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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the whole thing
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
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smacked of winebibbery
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so he poured
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his libation upon
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his porridge, thereby
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ensuring postprandial stupor
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as it was
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40° proof. However,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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a passing carriage
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dropped a package
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outside the prestigious
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and highly revered
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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rabbit hutch, rolling
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on gold plated
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politicians who fell
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by the wayside
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because of overindulgence
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in the three
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things they stole
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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: Guittard cocoa IVs
(Intravenous drips )
[ 09. June 2015, 05:32: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
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, a box of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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antique Christmas cards,
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and a rather
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large amount of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
somewhat woolly, blue
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
rinsed wigs for
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
vintage troll dolls.
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But it seemed
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that despite the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
massive amount of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
pocket lint that
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:
arrived by canoe
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, Seth couldn't shift
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:
his fat butt
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:
from the super-glued
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
ancient birdseye maple
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:
and rosewood marquetry
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
on the floor.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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For dancing the
Posted by Meike (# 3006) on
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words "rosewood marquetry"
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isn't something that
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
our dear Queen
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of Hearts would
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find in Wonderland
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:
or even in
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Bishop's Stortford. All
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
manner of things
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
might be found
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
in Sainsbury's, although
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
sell by dates
[ 12. June 2015, 14:00: Message edited by: balaam ]
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
can be deceptively
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:
misleading if the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
upside-down dates look
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
more like figs
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, a nasty surprise
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:
for date eating
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
marsupials with a
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
lack of understanding
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the laws
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
concerning the relationship
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
among figs, dates
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and apricots. Meanwhile,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the laboratory
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
the petri dish
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:
cells evolved faster
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
than the speed
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of Boycott's mother
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:
opening for England
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
to form hybridised
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
genetically modified creatures
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
complete with the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
stick of rhubarb
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that is now
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
looking like a
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
red and green
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
stick. However, because
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
red and green
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
should never be
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
alluded to by
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
genetically modified creatures,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
just in case
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
plutonium becomes unstable
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
further modifying genetics
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
in a completely
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and rather random
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
fashion, it was
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
genetically modified creatures
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
who created the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
world's longest ever
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
non-stop sentence on
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
refrigerator poetry magnets
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
using a walk-in
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
low tech automated
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
but semi permeable
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
contact lens. Across
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in northern Scandinavia
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
while picking cloudberries,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the chief Polar
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Bear, Iofur Raknison,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
who is notorious
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
for Freemasonry leanings,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
decided to try
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
33rd degree Rites
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
upon an unsuspecting
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and innocent friar
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
while milking the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
world's tallest goat
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
whilst balancing upon
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
an upturned sealion
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
before he jumped
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
into the cauldron
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
where the cream
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
was very creamy
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
but still rather
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
less creamy than
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the clotted cream
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, but creamier than
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
a less creamy
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
cream used for
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
piles. In Scotland,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the Crofters were
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
completely unaware that
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the agricultural revolution
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
was about to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
start revolving on
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a drop spindle
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that has been
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
dipped in molten
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
cream cheese with
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
garlic and herbs,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
tasty, yet slightly
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
metallic as the
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
best topping for
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
popcorn doesn't include
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
either monosodium glutamate
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
or aged compost
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the mixture
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
5'1/3, 2'2/3 and
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
a large goldfish
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
with purple spots
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
who insisted on
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
showing up here.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Elsewhere the concierge
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
welcomed us heartily
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
before taking our
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
children to the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
table that held
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the largest ever
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
green and yellow
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
spotted, electronically adjustable
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
bellybutton lint removal
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
corkscrew. Damien adjusted
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
the focus on
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the electron microscope
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
to better see
[ 27. June 2015, 03:42: Message edited by: Piglet ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the inner workings
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of 42: Life,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
but not as
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
a scientist, but
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
rather as a
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
theologian studying the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
more arcane parts
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
department at the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Aston Martin factory,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
where they make
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
a lovely blue
[ETA show and tell]
[ 28. June 2015, 11:38: Message edited by: jedijudy ]
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
cheese sandwich with
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
extra rusty bits
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which break teeth
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
of the sprockets
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on the rather
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
elderly gear mechanism
[tangent] Thanks for the car-porn, JJ! [/tangent]
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
so we're left
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with using a[n]
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
wrench and a
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
rather large roll
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
of duck-tape. However,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the Outer
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Limits TV show,
[tangent] Piglet [/tangent]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
which was shown
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
to destroy sleeping
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
tablets at a
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
fundraising event in
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
deepest, darkest Roehampton
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
with FREE BEER
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
(CAMRA-approved), satisfying even
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
those folks who
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
think beer should
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
be served in
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
cold pint glasses.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
If you look
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
in a book
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
you might just
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
manage to discern
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the differences among
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the pages that
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
fill the book
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
like the fact
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that the paper
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is mostly recycled
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as are the
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ingredients for the
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cocktails served at
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Eucharists celebrated by
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recalcitrant Methodist nuns
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(rarities indeed), who
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always add the
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peas to guacamole
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and then combine
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harvesters, which might
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seem bizarre, but
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wheat and chaff
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-inches are seldom
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seen together on
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an ice rink.
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The convent's telescope
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was trained on
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the third moon
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of the planet
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Zarg, which lies
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somewhere beyond the
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great Unknown, but
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which was known
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for many aeons
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as a rather
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unprepossessing suburb of
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Basingstoke. Albert polished
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his shoes with
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a dead clown
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joke t-shirt, left
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to right with
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absolutely no upstrokes
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and no circular
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reasoning, for Albert
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had told Victoria
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's secret to everyone
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's surprise, because he
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never wore polyester
[ 13. July 2015, 00:08: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
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dresses or frocks
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, preferring instead leotards
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of silk shot
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glasses filled with
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Drambuie, soda and
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unidentifiable floaty bits
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(possibly derived from
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the more extreme
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-ly large icebergs),
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that adorn such things.
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Thursday will be
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Harold Camping's latest
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apocryphal apocalypse, carried
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live by Fox
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with twenty-four hour
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endurance races in
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Royal Navy Whalers
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while wailing about
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injustices against porpoises
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who invent their
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fake newscast scripts
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to suit the
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whim of the
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sainted dolphin of
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the cetaceous chapter
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of the honorable
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and highly respected
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Order of Whales,
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whose annual outing
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to the seaside
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shrimp cocktail bar
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was beset by
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:
temptations of the
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most invidious sort
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, leading to dancing ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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of the most
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inebriated of the
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attendees who also
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had no talent.
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:
Look! Isn't that
[ 17. July 2015, 23:52: Message edited by: jedijudy ]
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... Sorry, it isn't.
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The UFO circled
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, booming "Close Encounters"
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, before depositing three
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very large, wet
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purple and green
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sprouting broccoli varieties
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into Area 51,
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beside Area 52
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where the famous
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soup company threw
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several gratuitous insults
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and other nasty
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emotional effluvia, frightening
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the little kiddies
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which doesn't exist!
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Meanwhile, in another
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literary genre the
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comic book pages
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:
were held in
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a detention centre
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for pictures of
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the more criminal
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types of revolutionary
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to be circulated
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at Quaker meetings
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as well as
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auto repair shops,
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dry cleaning outlets
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fronting for secret
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groupings of the
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Saffron Walden mafia
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Zimmer frame squad
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which had secretly
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armed their frames
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with Dali's pictures
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of several random
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clowns and other
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circus acts. Considering
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the late hour
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it was unlikely
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we would be
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invited to dance
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quadrilles or even
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randomly scream at
[ 22. July 2015, 02:07: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
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the attendant royals
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who were sat
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in the corner
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and staring at
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a child holding
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on to a
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badger's mutilated head.
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Meanwhile the rest
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of the orchestra
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was still in
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shock that such
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astounding goings-on
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could go on
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even though music
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distracted from the
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"Wake The Royalty"*
*Because of mention of royalty. Fun physics game!
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as the royalties
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rolled in richly
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due to the
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truly amazing demand
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for various wooden
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agricultural and other
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odd metaphors and
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similes. While having
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tea on the
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lawn of Mrs
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Whatsit's garden observatory
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I spotted a
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parallelogram with triangular
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circles move across
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rounded squareness, tangentially
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across a non-Hausdorff
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silver Moebius strip
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-teasing professor of
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trigonometric history and
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nude alligator wrestling
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which in theory
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is a safe
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way to dispose
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:
of all the
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less bright people
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:
who clutter up
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the planet. Being
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exceptionally gifted at
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:
obfuscation and allied
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economics, the professor
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skipped the malarkey!
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The skipping rope
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wrapped tighter around
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the perpetrator's wrists
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(which were strangely
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shapely for a
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troublesome priest) and
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, despite the tattoos
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and assorted piercings,
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she was still
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a very devout
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under-assistant rector.
[ 26. July 2015, 07:30: Message edited by: Sir Kevin ]
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Meanwhile, back at
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Liberal Democrat headquarters,
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the ritual disembowelment
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
of watermelons and
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:
pusillanimous primates was
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:
scheduled to begin
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:
after liturgical dancing
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:
and synchronised piggy-tickling
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:
by the members
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
of the tea
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:
and cake brigade
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
whose annual picnic
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
was always in
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:
company with teddy-bears
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
all armed with
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:
paws, which held
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the local villagers
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:
in complete awe
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
every Saturday afternoon
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
at about 3.30.
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:
At 3:45, there
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:
on the stair
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
the Canterville ghost
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:
disports itself in
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
hilarious antics involving
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Buster Keaton reenactments
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
complete with the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
speeded-up chases after
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the rather silly
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
billy goats gruff
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
whose escapades typically
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:
included paragliding under
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Tower Bridge during
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
The Archers Omnibus.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Meanwhile Clarry Grundy
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
,otherwise Clarrie Grundie,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
accidentally chopped off
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the one remaining
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
bunch of grapes
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which the bunnies
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
, in their wisdom,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, which at best,
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:
under the circumstances,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
considering the options,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
all things considered,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the last time
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
they were reliably
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
informed would be
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
if memory serves
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
me correctly when
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
spitting out pips
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:
and missing the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the thing that
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:
is there as
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:
much as one
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:
might wish. Meanwhile,
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
back on the
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:
river the boats
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
headed closer to
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
the edge of
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
the foaming white
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
mountain of spittle
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
caked reefs of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
lurid artificial flowers
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which mermaids had
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
most carefully arranged
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
into the likeness
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the inestimable
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Boris, whose plans
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:
to plait his
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
short and curlies
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
fell foul of
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
braiding regulations for
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
moose and spies
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
continental escorts. Out
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the wardrobe
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
jumped the very
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
large and rather
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
pompous chancellor, Gideon
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
well known for
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
jumping out of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
moving tramcars and
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
tripping over the
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
lightning fantastic rails
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in his outrageous
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
polka dotted tutu.
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
The Chancellor brushed
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
what little hair
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
remained on his
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
neighbour's cousin's sister-in-law's
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
fur handbag that
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
she nicked from
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
a nearby Oxfam
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
committee member who
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
just happened to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
tango by waving
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
tiny silk handkerchiefs
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
attached to her
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
rainbow coloured poodle's
[ 06. August 2015, 21:19: Message edited by: Banner Lady ]
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
pet gerbil that
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
accompanied her on
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
a tour of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the far side
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
-board, in the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
drawing-room. Up until
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
his hospital admission
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
for consumption juction
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
he regularly used
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
the Baldwin sisters'
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
extra premium quality
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
haemorrhoid cream, which
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Mr. Baldwin's Recipe
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
said included horseradish
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, bootleg whisky, and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
just a smidgen
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, the smallest, littlest
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
, teesiest tiny bit
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
, less than half
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
a soupcon of
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Tabasco. This caused
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"Mississippi Squirrel Revival"
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the rather
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
annoying, very much
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
underrated but funny
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
Three Square Church
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the middle
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
of the wildwood
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
. Simultaneously the zombies
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
sang hymns of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
delight at the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
service of thanksgiving
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which had unexpectedly
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
been officiated by
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
a robot named
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
Steve, that wore
[ 10. August 2015, 22:21: Message edited by: Banner Lady ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a colourful maniple
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and chasuble with
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a lace alb
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, and solar powered
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
altar boys who
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
sounded electronic bells
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
whenever Des Lynam
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
waved his prosthesis
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
indicating it was
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
lined up ready
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
to be deployed
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
by the Russian
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Orthodox sisterhood of
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
Disco Jesus And
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the chorus of
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
rapturous maidens, who
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
have trouble finding
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
their own toes
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
due to their
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
absurd backwardness of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
their post-modernist intellectualism
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
and unfortunate habit
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of using the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
pencil sharpener to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
sharpen their already
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
extra pointy and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
rather dangerous looking
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
fountain pens. Naturally,
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
the Glorious Twelfth
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
is always something
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
less glorious than
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
the Imperious Thirteenth
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Century mangrove farming
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
folk dancing quadrilles
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
by sheep that
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
caper hopefully toward
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
the snack hut
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cliffs from which
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:
several eminent archaeologists
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:
went tombstoning because
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:
of their basic
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:
ignorance of form.
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:
Running away from
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:
home in just
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
their night things
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:
on Christmas Day
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:
, the Secret Seven
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:
Year Itch Club
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:
could no longer
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:
avoid the inevitable
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:
but indescribably wonderful
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
phenomenon which had
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:
thrilled sandal wearing
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:
Australian naturists with
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:
all their dangly
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Christmas ornaments resembling
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:
over soft and
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
squishy tropical fruits
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:
yet to be
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
classified under the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
watchful eye of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Dame Celia Molestrangler
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:
the eminent critic
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and renown marshmallow
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:
consumer extraordinaire who
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
disappeared one day
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
after discovering strange
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
hieroglyphics on the
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:
inside of her
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
antique honey dipper
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which had broken
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:
when used for
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
holding open the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
beehive. The following
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:
afternoon the Bishop
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:
opened the beehive
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:
by using the
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
correct service of
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
penance, pouring holy
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
mackerel oil over
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:
the still slumbering
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
guardian cat, that
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
was lying in
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a curious position
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:
on top of
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
the golden carp
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
. Sherlock Holmes, beekeeper,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
was only vaguely
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
able to see
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
through the smoke
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
curling up from
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
his feet in
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:
his beekeeping job
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:
-boots which were
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
unfortunately leaking. This
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
prompted the Cardinal
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
to fly away
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:
to his hideout
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
, Cafe Cuba, in
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which numerous bluejays
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
batted baseballs so
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
wildly that customers
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
started batting them
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
to the pitcher,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
who was wearing
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the uniform of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the 19th Hussars
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
mascot goat. Sherlock
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:
copped one in
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:
the place it
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:
hurt so good
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that it caused
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
a cappucino malfunction,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
which had terrible
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
consequences for the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
fishing industry near
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Alice Springs and
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
the Qattara Depression.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Simultaneously in Ougadougou
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
jam making festivals
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:
were interrupted by
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
unicyclists wearing long
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
pink trousers, whose
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:
failure to stop
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:
marmalade jars were
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:
amusingly cross-posted
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
with Paddington Bear's
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
beret and velvet
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
overcoat with large
[ 20. August 2015, 02:38: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
juggling balls hidden
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:
in the innermost
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:
pocket where he
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
routinely kept his
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
other hidden treasure:
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
a gold watch-chain,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
his stamp collection,
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:
a bottle of
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
Japanese hair-restorer,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
several postcards from
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Ouagadougou and a
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
box of chocolates
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:
specially made for
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
honey bears and
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
their paramours. Meanwhile,
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:
the virus slowly
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
morphed Paddington into
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
something rather like
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a large chocolate
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
bandanna wearing bilby
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with ears of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
a Playboy bunny
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that clipped over
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
its amazingly large
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and rather protuberant
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
(yet somehow dainty)
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
nose, that sniffed
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
appreciatively at the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
amazing bouquet of
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:
the most outrageously
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
powerful methylated spirit
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
cologne worn by
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:
bears anywhere, bought
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
only online at
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
Bear Necessities, a
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
brothel where bears
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
meet other bears
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and bare their
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
illicit wishes for
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the profit of
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
hairy stockbrokers courting
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
courtiers who wore
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
busbies and espadrilles
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
to go with
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
their galligaskins. Elsewhere,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
I got lost
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
betwixt the bathroom
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
and the ballroom,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
carrying the candlestick
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which was dripping
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
after being dropped
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
drastically upon diverse
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
pet reptiles and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a Welsh Corgi
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
model car which
(+for those who have no idea what Corgis might have to do with model cars: look here.)
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:
crashed into the
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
bannister and careered
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
into a barrister
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:
who was going
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to the bar
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
and for take-out.
[ 25. August 2015, 04:07: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
She thought that
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
it was unusual
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:
to be loved
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
so passionately by
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
a domesticated fossa
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:
, being so petrified
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
of supercats and
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
their cute little
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
sabre tooth fangs.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
However in the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
morning she'd lost
[ 26. August 2015, 03:49: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
that loving feeling
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:
and it was
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
got food poisoning
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:
incoherently febrile, but
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
black and murky
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and needing a
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
decent haircut and
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
defibrilation. Sucking up
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to the boss
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and her minions
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:
she ate onions
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
with abandon, flagrantly
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
breathing on all
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the directors as
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
they met to
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
discuss the merits
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of Tanqueray versus
[ 27. August 2015, 14:34: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
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:
onion flavoured gins
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with the added
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
option of tabasco
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
as well as
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
fresh cocoa butter
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
laced with fermented
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
kimchi--so strong.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
The Prime Minister
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:
and her band
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
played Ravel's Bolero,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
causing ear worms
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to the entire
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
-ly recently privatised
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
, and still poor,
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
radical Young Conservatives
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:
business plan to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
restore the old
Posted by Jack o' the Green (# 11091) on
:
Communist Manifesto, thus
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
*Groucho* Marx, instead
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of witty repartee
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and high spirits
[it's good to remember the 'r']
[ 30. August 2015, 13:55: Message edited by: jedijudy ]
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:
which they illegally
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
smuggled in from
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
the Boy Scouts
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:
who were mostly
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
graffiti loving anarchists
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and spray paint
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
sniffing addicts. Up
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Helly-Aa, the midwinter
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
was deep and
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
wide, deep and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
cold and damp
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
when the fairies
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
changed into their
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
dandelion hair longjohns
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, magically of course,
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
woven with spidersilk
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
hand decorated by
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
a Korean family.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Secret Agent parties
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
tend to happen
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
humourlessly because spies
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
tend not to
[ 01. September 2015, 15:57: Message edited by: Piglet ]
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
despise pies or
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
ties or guys
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
with open files
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
or even the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Women's Institute's cakes.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
The lowly peasant
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
couture of Ibiza
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
was exploited by
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the fashion houses
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
of Ouagadougou and
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Moose Jaw, which
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
habitually prey upon
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
cottage workers, inviting
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
strangers to tea
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
spoon exchanges because
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the shortage
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of cutlery, caused
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by the incessant
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
light fingered raccoons
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
who keep nicking
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
all our bloody
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
silverware whenever they
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
damn well want
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
to play percussive
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
nonsense on the
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
draining boards and
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
pots and pans
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
for the glory
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of Spaghetti Monster
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
and his profit,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
but it was
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
all a dream.
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Awaking from slumber
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
my first task
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
was to put
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the cat out
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
of his misery,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
[Tangent]
Harsh, Piglet. Harsh! ![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
[/Tangent]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by chaining the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
dog to its
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
very own, personal
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
high voltage electrode
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
whilst the cat
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
sat grinning at
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Alice's tea cup
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and the Dormouse
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
purloined Caterpillar's hookah
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and filled it
Posted by Curiosity killed ... (# 11770) on
:
with noisome shag
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
rolled fine cut
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and made from
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
fresh, organically grown
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and high altitude
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
herbs which smelled
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
like putrid socks.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Satan looked calmly
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
on, as trainee
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
beauticians put coloured
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
baubles on the
Posted by Curiosity killed ... (# 11770) on
:
church Christmas Tree
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
using a large
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
evil wingless fairy
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
tree-topper, recycled into
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
a thing that
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
could possibly dent
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
any reputation that
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
was left. However,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in another dimension,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Rasputin was reputed
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to have performed
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
the Heimlich manoeuvre
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
but backwards which
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
is fine for
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
people from Cornwall,
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
Tasmania, the Aleutians,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Tierra del Fuego
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, including most clergy,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
--but not Orthodoxen.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
The upshot was
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
several people choking
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on the bones
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
and being unable
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to shimmy like
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Prince Charles' ears
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, but luckily they
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
find their expression
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
in impressionism and
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
occasional lobster telephones
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with touchtone dialling.
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
Far left of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Gallifrey, Stellaluna* flew
*Little girl bat, from a picture book.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
counterclockwise towards the
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
crystalline upflow of
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
money trickling upwards
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
into the pockets
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
of Bill Gates,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Bambi and Thumper
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
who were all
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
so drunk, they
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
shouted everyone a
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
"Merry Christmas" even
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
though it wasn't
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
yet the beginning
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of the inevitable
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
decline into the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
mulled wine season.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
The choir, however,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
contracted food poisoning
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and were all
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
deliriously discordantly debating
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
Debussy, Descartes and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Demosthenes with decidedly
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
deeply derogatory digs
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
at dismal discord
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
and dodgy didactic
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
directed downwards, deriding
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
different dialects and
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
diatonic duets. Downstairs,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Derrida danced the
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
doublestep Dragoon Dance
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
dumbfounding the dusty
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
dead donkey denoted
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
during double duty
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
as demonic and
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
dentally deficient. Desperate
Posted by Jonah the Whale (# 1244) on
:
evangelicals eventually exclaimed
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enthusiastically about events
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experienced and examined
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exuding effervescent eternal
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edelweiss eclair eau-de-cologne
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which enlightened Eeyore
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and everyone eager
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to emulate extra
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exuberant executives embracing
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evil eglantine ethers.
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Furthermore, for fluffy
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four legged fulfilment
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: fetching fat, feathery
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friends flollop forwards
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for four furlongs
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while fraternizing with
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forty flirtatious farriers
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formed fours following
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flavorful foods, filling
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goodly goblets greedily
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as gluttonous gibbons
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gibbered graciously in
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glistening glades of
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gelatinous and glutinous
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German glazed gingerbread.
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[Thank goodness for that full stop!]
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Gregarious gorillas guffawed
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while eating grilled
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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green grapes, getting
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genuinely and generously
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gaga on GIN.
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However happy he
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hoped "horrible" heffalumps
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would hop home
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harrumphing in harmony
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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holding hats high,
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horribly hopped up
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hateful haute couture
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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(hastily hung high)
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in inflammable Indian
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inkcloth, incredibly interwoven
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and intricately indicating
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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indelible impolite irritation
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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if immersed in
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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inadvertently insufflated iodine
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implying idiotically insufficient
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insight. Juxtaposed, junior
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judges juggling jaguars
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jerked jerkily, jousting
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jauntily with javelins
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knives, lances, maces
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and nutmeg. Nevertheless,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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obviously pointless questions
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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raise serious theological
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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underlying variables with
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xenophobic young zebras.
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Actually, before Christmas...
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Donald's ear felt
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gooey, hot, insensitive
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just kinda like
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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marmalade not overly
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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peppered, quinces remaining
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soft, tangelos underdone,
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raspberry red inflamed
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regions where nobody
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really savours torture.
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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Meanwhile, piglets were
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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squealing as usual
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like the cute
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little pork chops
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in waiting that
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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they were, when
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along came the
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millionaire from Eton
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who liked to
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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drink champagne from
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the Okanogan which
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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she kept in
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a rather secret
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mini-fridge located in
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the area behind
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the doghouse which
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hid her lair's
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various objets d'art
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and other acquisitions
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well away from
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the amorous politician
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who frequently clambered
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yammered and stammered
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rejoined then hammered
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amongst all the
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barnyard MPs who
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were waiting for
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Matron to arrive
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and give them
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hot buttered toast
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accompanied by cold
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vichysoisse ice cream
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with jalapenos sauce
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- a combination that
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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added a certain
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contrast, much like
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leather and silken
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underwear. Without intending
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to offend the
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more sensitive of
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official opposition or
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perplex the political
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hoi poloi, savouring
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jalapeno-vichysoisse sorbet and
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neo-liberal strawberry flavour
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of fat cat
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ice creameries, fraternising
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with Space elite
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and the intellectually-challenged
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members of the
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Fried Eggplant Party.
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Obviously, such people
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when under duress
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resort to such
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dastardly tactics as
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lying, theft, murder,
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loud rap music,
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fast food and
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knitting. Thankfully, their
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new born kittens
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were very fluffy,
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with razor sharp
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wits and cuddly
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morals, although puking
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on a regular
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meeting of Congress
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was perhaps the
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only way possible
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under the circumstances
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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considering all the
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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highly egregious circumstances
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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that nocturnal tomcats
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find--or cause--
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it could be
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worth investing in
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some preventive measures
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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and Mama's recipe
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for pepper marmalade
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--sprinkled on fences
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and window sills
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--discourages tomcats and
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encourages wasps, ants
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and assorted beasties.
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Possums are particularly
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cute when young,
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, curled up in
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little furry balls
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that hiss, bite,
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and tickle one's
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fancy, and please
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all cajun cooks,
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keeping them company
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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when they are
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alone on cold
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Mars with only
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an old piece
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of smoked trout
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pâté on toast
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and a little
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goat tried to
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ignore those other
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holographic goats, skipping
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school yet again.
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As Alfred gambolled
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on Saturn's rings
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the joint he
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broke last week
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morphed into Jezebel
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who said she
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was confused by
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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all the voices
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in her head,
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they told her
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that she would
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meet a solicitor
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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wearing pink sequinned
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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baseball glove, hat
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and leather chaps
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and underwear on
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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with attache' case
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and a full
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
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litre bottle of
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a noxious brew
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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derived from the
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rotted peelings from
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sunburned skin and
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and sundry other
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armpit hairs, mouldy
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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law tomes and
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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spider droppings. Wheelbarrows
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are sometimes pimped
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illegally by unlawful
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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wheelbarrow pimps but
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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the wheelbarrow police
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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know how to
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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spot a dodgy
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
wheelbarrow user, using
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the book of
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Mormon, preventing it
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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from being misinterpreted
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
according to a
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Babel Fish algorithm.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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Meanwhile Lady Constance
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was up the
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drainpipe where, unfortunately,
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the spider had
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also decided to
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have a little
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
post rain picnic
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
with its friends
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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who came from
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:
northwest of the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Moon, 3rd star
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
beyond the constellation
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Ursa Minor, which
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Ursuline nuns bear
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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as a mark
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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on their underthings
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
instead of enduring
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the indignity of
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
being seen without
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
their portfolio, which
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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, in these days,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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is almost unthinkable
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
when carrying one's
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faith with one's
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
cell-phone in a
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
snakeskin clutch bag.
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Snakeskin purses are
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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generally made from
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
October through May
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
from fake snake
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which is actually
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
genuine vinyl of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the most hipsterish
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:
chemicals which are
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
currently in vogue
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
and other magazines
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which are found
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
in dentists' waiting
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
rooms and butchers'
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
bins. The starfish
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
asked the clam
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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if it minded
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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very much if
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
they went for
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
an afternoon stroll
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
along the briny
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
margin of the
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
book, but El
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Supremo has demanded
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
extra strong mints
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to go with
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
the fillet steak,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
in spite of
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the oyster protesting
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
"I have no
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
need of novelty
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and certainly not
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the conjunction of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
earth and sky
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
reflected in the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
expanding horizons of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the infinite universe.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Three broken tiles
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
fell off the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
henhouse as I
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
was attempting to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
hula-hoop to some
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
loud liturgical rap
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
--"Hey God! Don't
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
rapture me now!"
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
causing a rupture
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
of an artery,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
thus confirming the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
difficulty of traveling
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
through hyperspace with
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
the Holy Rappers
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
ruptured arteries because
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
ruptured rappers rarely
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
find the cause
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the herniating
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
broken street rhythms
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
played by steel
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
mill workers and
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
redundant funeral directors
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
whose second jobs
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
enable them to
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
find all the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
best dancers who
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
can get down
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
from ducks, or
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
step-ladders without any
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Safety Training or
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
security clearance from
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the mice behind
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
whose hole Tiddles
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
sat salivating with
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
condiments at the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Great Banquet Of
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
Anticipated Marsupial Munching.
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Meanwhile, the koalas
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
told the platypusses
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that some wallabies
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
had taken umbrage
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
as well as
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
various other things
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
like razors, saucepans
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
tins of caviar,
[ 20. October 2015, 14:09: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
an executioner's axe,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and a mysterious
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
old tin, inherited
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
by an ancient
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
yet surprisingly spry
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
jackaroo from Oodnadatta,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
who unfortunately had
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
who originally hailed
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(who had unfortunately originally hailed)
from East Podunk*
*American expression for some place that's of no consequence, possibly a rural town, and unsophisticated.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
where even intelligent
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
life-forms are rarely
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
seen without their
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
galoshes and handcuffs
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
though thankfully wearing
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
a hat, Blundstones,*
*bushman's boots - incidentally my maternal grandfather hailed from a station on the Snowy Mountains called "Noplace" - I guess that's the equivalent of East Podunk!
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
pink mittens, with
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
holes chewed through
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
the thumbs, and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a very spiky
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
pair of spurs.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
After all that,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the party degenerated
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
because several politicians
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
started talking sense
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with predictably terrible
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
diction and inflated
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
hyperbole, coloured by
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a constant need
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
for mountains of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
diagnostic paperwork inherent
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
in the modern
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
social and economic
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
structure, despite the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
despite the fact
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that the genome
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
repeats itself like
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
parrots mimicking their
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
compadres space invaders
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--"Polly want GATTACA!"
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So, when did
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bluebirds fly over
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the White Cliffs
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and were they
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responsible for many
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of the major
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-General's daughters getting
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droppings on their
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hats, bustles and
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pretty, pristine pinafores?
[ 25. October 2015, 19:57: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
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Previously pink pinnies
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were the most
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glamorous viral fad
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since the outbreak
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of swarming beetles
[ 26. October 2015, 11:46: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
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with iridescent wings
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were made into
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rainbow-coloured food dye,
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to be served
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on those special
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little bug-sized
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levitating plastic plates
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. Meanwhile, in Narnia,
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several children from
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Tyne and Wear
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, Smuts and Climax
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rock climbing clubs
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met Puddleglum to
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discuss means to
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destroy the wicked
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whilst preserving the
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local berries and
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simultaneously helping to
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establish a colony
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of Narnians on
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Tyne by Sea;
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the well known
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centre of excellence
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in disaster management
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, handling disasters ranging
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from Arctic heatwaves
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to Antarctic heatwaves.
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Three things we
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broke on purpose
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were so offensive
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that even Jeremy
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,Jiminy and Guiseppe
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had to comment
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in Morse Klingon
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which involves the
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prune juice accompanied
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by several ounces
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of lovely, blue
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communion wine which
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had been aged
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in an old
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boot worn by
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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Santa himself, and
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enlivened with the
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sweat of Kayless
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and batlith filings
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but I had
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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a headache then,
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so drank milk.
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The milk was
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enriched with some
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Gatorade, blackstrap molasses,
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Marmite and a
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splash of sweet
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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Martini with a
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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dash of aged
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cobra venom concentrate.
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After being sick
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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(possibly induced by
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the Gatorade™ or
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over-indulgence in
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
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pistachio ice cream
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) I awoke to
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, the entire cohort
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yodelling while holding
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a reception for
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Lady Gaga and
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her airplane was
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delayed whilst the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Great Lunar Moth
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of Astounding Repute
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and Irrepressible Loquacity
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rampaged on with
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her amazing vocabulary
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which we didn't
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know, and didn't
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comprehend. Astroboy appeared
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on stage alongside
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other costumed nerds
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such as the
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queen, a president
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and a rabid
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member of the
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very amazing, spectacular
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Nanotrogs of Cambridge,
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Ontario, where the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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newts dance all
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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night long to
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a bluegrass band
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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and string quartet
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assisted by the
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man wearing a
[ 04. November 2015, 16:40: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
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Mr Blobby costume
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in minion slippers.
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The shoeless minion
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and her ant
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infested attic was
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an unfortunate addition
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to the intergalactic
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spyring disguised as
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bankers, life guards
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bunnies and electricians.
(edited because I can't count!!)
[ 06. November 2015, 10:49: Message edited by: Boogie ]
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Cuddling fluffy bunnies
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is incredibly dangerous
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because of their
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nervous bowels and
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super toxic urine
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which burned holes
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in the carpet
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in First Class
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express train compartments
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going on to
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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Brighton, where herds
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of yellow aardvarks
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drowned as they
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attempted to reach
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for their guns.
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(Just squirt guns!)
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As soon as
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all the water
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was absorbed by
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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luxury tampons, the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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Intergalactic Empire rebels
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shushed the other
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very noisy, very
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smelly aardvarks somersaulting
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, except they weren't
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either aardvaarks or
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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tumble dried bunnies,
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but rather they
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aspired to be
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remembered as the
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most noble of
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beasts in the
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time it takes
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for rising bread
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to become sentient
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before baking which
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makes baking torturous
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but ensures that
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there is a
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wonderful and surprising
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cooked brains aroma
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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coming out from
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strange old cupboard
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where grandma had
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stored ginger beer
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specially for the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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Ladies' Quilting Group™
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, a cover for
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Earth-assigned angels, who
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plotted the destruction
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of all the
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jingle-hatted elves
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with their disgusting
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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music preferences and
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their devotion to
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target shooting at
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the cherubs in
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bright pink bathtubs
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with pale green
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tentacles protruding from
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the base of
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their pedestals. Santa
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Maria, Columbus' ship
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when he mistakenly
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ate liverwurst/onion sandwiches
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washed down with
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Pan-galactic gargle blasters
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mixed with the
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worst prune juice
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the Tardis' fridge
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could produce. It
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developed sentience and
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eventually replaced the
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incumbent finance team
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in the production
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of lacy handkerchiefs
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with long, complicated
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gavottes and minuets
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
neatly embroidered around
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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a heart of
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:
glass. Fluorescent monkeys
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were running around
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:
when they weren't
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cavorting with demons
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from Nether Wallop
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but elsewhere they
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were happy to
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eat marshmallow pie
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stolen from the
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gingerbread house of
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horror which was
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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currently undergoing renovation
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
by English Heritage
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Stately Homes groupies
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advised by the
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
Torquay Lifesaving Club
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:
through their subsidiary
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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unicycling division. Marmosets
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
mingled with manatees
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can be tasty
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if not too
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old or green
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:
fingered with the
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ability to grow
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new teeth when
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the beak falls
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and the tailfeathers
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begin the long
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
journey to North
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:
of the border.
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Beyond the mist,
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:
the midges and
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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the haggis-hunters, whose
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mothers and fathers
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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feasted on purple
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
bananas and other
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
faintly radioactive foodstuffs
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
mind-bogglingly mind-altering fruit
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and perniciously poisoned
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
Christmas punch containing
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
elements of the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Christmas Island fallout
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, which led to
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:
strange and unexplained
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:
carolling with the
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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red spider crabs
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
who confiscated mansions
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:
and manor houses
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made of coral,
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gold, and cargo
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:
sized ocean vessels
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which had been
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put in mothballs
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:
for a long
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:
while because moths
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:
and most other
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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creepie-crawlies were hibernating
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in Christmas trees
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trimmed with quivering
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:
baby praying mantises
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:
as they consumed
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
hot chocolate with
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:
marshmallows and a
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
beetroot foam, causing
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:
a most violent
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
reaction from Mrs.
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:
Claus who stabbed
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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one of her
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
favorite apple red
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:
pitchforks into the
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
nearest elfling who
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:
dared to breathe
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
while singing in
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a revival of
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Oliver!. During the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
immediately-following anger-management workshop,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the nun who
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
had fallen through
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
into the next
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
dimension was singing
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
about Aberystwyth's parking
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
wardens, who delight
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in pelting overstayers
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
with fistsfulls of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
raspberry ice cream
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
smothered with lashings
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
of honeycomb shards
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and just a little
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
extra word because
[ 01. December 2015, 19:48: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
it seemed appropriate.
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:
Under the bed
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:
dust bunnies whirled
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
to the music
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of a small
[apologies for my lack of numeracy earlier, I blame someone else.]
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
brass band from
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the Welsh valleys
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:
featuring accordions, kazoos,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
nose whistles and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
, but only infrequently,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
sonic booms. Nevertheless,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the local newspaper
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
still persisted in
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
getting it wrong
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
, which is really
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
surprising considering all
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the revenue they
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
derived from their
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:
being owned by
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
"Dust Bunny Dervishes"
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and their subsidiary
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
"Kittens in Baskets"
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which I flung
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the laundry
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
with never a
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
moment's thought to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the ultimate consequences.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Silent night, holy
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
hot-water-washed dust-bunnies, Batman!
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
That was what
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
happened to the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
last of the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
summer wine, which
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
had been ageing
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
quietly behind the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
shampoo and deodorant
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
aisle in Boots.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
In the Nottingham
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
clodhoppers several giant
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Orwellian farm animals
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
became political agitators
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and found themselves
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
less able to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
preach to the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
choir, who sang
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
On My Own
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:
in completely the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
amazing style of
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
klezmer death metal
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
played on a
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
steel pedal. Before
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the apocalypse I
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
baked some potatoes
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:
and a gorgeous
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
mince pie, made
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by the head
[ 08. December 2015, 14:36: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
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:
, no recipe because
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
it wouldn't help
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and the head
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
of garlic didn't
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
quite give enough
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
effort to the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
otherwise delicious odour
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which made it
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
so tempting as
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
mouth-watering aromas wafted
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
across the pool
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towards the wicker
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man that glared
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at the sun
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which was setting
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in the east!
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On this planet
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where the sun
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never goes down
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on the west
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:
side of Whoville
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the cats all
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wear sequins on
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Feast Days and
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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whenever they hear
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the opening bars
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of the Muppets'
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:
"Rainbow Connection", they
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start dancing the
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Thriller video because
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Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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that is the
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greatest pop video
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they've heard while
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they have been
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holidaying in northern
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Botswana with the
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mixed up luggage
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and unbuilt hotel
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
falling into the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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old routine, which
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still gets laughs
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despite the appalling
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sub-text of repression
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by the wicked
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, wiggling jello oracle!
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Thursday will be
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the last chance
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to see Teddy
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before he goes
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on Yellow Submarine.
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However on Friday
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there will be
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an "At Home"
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at Ratso Rizzo's
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whatever and whereever
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
the appropriate beverages
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:
whiskey, tomato soup,
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fizzy lemonade, glog,
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Klingon war nog,
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pan-galactic gargleblaster and
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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18-year-old Highland Park,
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will be served
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on the rocks
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despite the outcry
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by sand lovers
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
in the Arctic
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
who sole source
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
peanut butter flavored
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:
GIN was running
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:
down my throat
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
but, sadly, outside
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
rain pummeled the
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:
aardvarks into submission
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
while the mission
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
committee of St.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Fursey pondered the
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:
toilet overflowing on
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:
the sacristan's head
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which reminded me
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:
of baptism, except
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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that in this
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
instance, the liquid
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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Nitrogen flowed into
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:
the bomb-making apparatus
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
cooling the more
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
sensitive areas of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the remotely controlled
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
spherical, dark blue
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:
something. Reindeer antlers
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are unusual because
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I think that
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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most of the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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velvet is actually
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:
not made on
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Thursdays, since that's
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the day all
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:
elves wipe their
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:
computer harddrives, rebooting
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
the Elfin-Safety rules
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
and politically correct
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
shenanigans of the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Guardian-reading inhabitants of
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:
Antarctica where penguins
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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have recently regained
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
their agent waterslide
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:
salesman who also
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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sidelines as a
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
solo street performer
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
outside the Bristol
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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Rovers' football ground,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
but mainly in
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cold weather because
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
melting in the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
stifling heat of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the Kalahari Desert
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:
can sometimes bring
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
on hot flushes,
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:
oil exploration, mercenary
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
behaviors, and twinkly
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Christmas jumpers with
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:
kangaroo patterns and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Archbishops in all
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:
flavors, with sprinkles
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
of glitter, twinkling
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:
from Mitre to
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
band saw. Joining
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:
the quest to
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
find Santa's reindeer's
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:
hand crocheted blanket
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and feed bag,
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:
I got tired
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and decided to
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
lie down in
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:
the reindeers' manger
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which was filled
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with welding equipment
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
for robotic reindeer
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:
, which require frequent
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
adjustment by steampunks
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
, oil, polishing and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a liberal amount
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
of Christmas pudding,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
as well as
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Erin's festive anthrax
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
-laced glitter spray
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which got into
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:
the sherry trifle
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and under the
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
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cat's water bowl
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, making it slide
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:
across the floor
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
Coming to rest
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
by the box
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
of chocolates beside
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:
the nativity scene
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to the left
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of the Wii
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
and right of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Attilla the Hun.
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Meanwhile, while getting
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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the stains out
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
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of the white
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
unicorn's purple bridle
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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from chewing tobacco
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:
and cigar ash
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
which created a
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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mess on the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
many sterile surfaces
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of the bridle.
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:
Igor then said
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:
snowshoeing would be
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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great fun, depending
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
on chosen footwear
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and the nature
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of snow particles.
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:
The Utility Room
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:
, dreamily half-forgotten
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, but stuffed with
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
out of date
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Night Vale scripts
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
which had been
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
used for wrapping
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
fish and chips
Posted by Divine Outlaw (# 2252) on
:
and mushy peas
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:
contained secret codes
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, only understood by
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
aliens from Jupiter
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
well versed in
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:
puppetry about the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
outer rings of
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Saturn, which glowed
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
dimly like a
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:
hangover from cheap
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Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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absinthe. Considering all
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the previous rambling
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, Pete Seeger composed
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
several little ditties
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:
which, being dead,
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
was quite clever
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
though it felt
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
spookily appropriate, considering
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
his sentient banjo
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:
and the rather
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inhospitable old lady
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:
who followed him
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:
into the Gents
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
with her eyes
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
wide open to
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:
voyeuristically glimpse the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
lace-frilled edges of
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:
his woolen long-johns
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:
, which had slipped
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:
down slightly, revealing
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
purple spotted Y-fronts
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:
on top of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
brightly colored, dotted
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:
tattoos of lyrics
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
written by Tim
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:
(Tiny) and Twiggy
Posted by Hail Mary (# 18531) on
:
etched in Elvish
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, which was unfortunate
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
as seven banjoists
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
couldn't get the
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:
even one word
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
necessary to persuade
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
the assembled company
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and their various
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
marble soap dishes
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
that scrubbing the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
floor with toothbrushes
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
made the toothbrushes
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
particularly floorish with
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
(I killed it. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
)
flourishes, swirls and
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
rotating bristles. However,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
when ordinary bats
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(not glittery ones)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
made from wood
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
and a little
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
bit of rubber
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, and pixie dust.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
What happened to
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the confounded keys
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to the tractor
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
they should be
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:
on the leather
Posted by Divine Outlaw (# 2252) on
:
jacket belonging to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
The Master of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Doctor Who fame,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
who was destined
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
for what exactly
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
he was not
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
allowed to know
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
, yet still he
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
persisted with regular
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
maintenance and planning
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
regular toenail cleanings
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which rather put
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:
out several rambunctious
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and somewhat hyperactive
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
freelance capuchin manicurists
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
complete with their
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
little tiny bottles
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of sandalwood cologne
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and scarlet nail-polish,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
edible licorice hair,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
faux plastic self-affixing
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
blue and purple
Posted by Divine Outlaw (# 2252) on
:
luxury false teeth
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and hair extensions
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
resembling Medusa's look.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
In the meantime
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:
Waldo wondered whether
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:
*blue*-striped shirts would
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:
violate the rule
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:
on colour striping
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
in his books.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
However in an
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
audacious surprise move,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Buddha, Mohammed, Jesus
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
and Haile Selassie
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
walked into a
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:
snowstorm holding hands
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with the rather
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
unlikely excuse that
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
they were sharing
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
a flat in
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
a newly constructed
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
hotel, when suddenly
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
all their clothes
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
glowed like fireworks
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
while an aroma
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
not unlike the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
smell of cocnut
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
when it has
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
been toasted and
eta: crosspost
[ 28. January 2016, 13:34: Message edited by: Piglet ]
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
the known universe.
Can I stop cross-posting now?
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
When Legion entered
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
there appeared irrational
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
herds of swine
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, oinking merrily and
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
avoiding Conservative politicians
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
who were spouting
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
their usual and
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
interminable shhhhhhhhaving cream
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
barbershop quartet-inspired filthy
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
songbook introduced by
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Cardinal Fang and
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Spike Milligan. Together,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
we danced and
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
removed our outer
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
pith helmets, gunbelts
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
(the yellow ones),
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
and paisley hip-waders.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Hopping along further
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the satanic rabbit
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
suddenly came upon
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
an injured haggis;
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Rabbit felt compassion.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
He borrowed a
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
crowbar and prized
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
away the limpet
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
mine from the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
underside of the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
pulpit when suddenly
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the Rural Dean
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Martin impersonator stood
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and faced the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
demonic, yet compassionate
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
archbishop as he
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
held aloft the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
severed head of
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
cabbage, saying "God
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
is gone up,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
bring on the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
wall!!!!" Taken aback
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
the cabbage head
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
fell and rolled
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to the feet
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
where many different
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
sorts and conditions
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of measuring systems
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
are used interchangeably
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, despite NASA's mistakes
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
when they attempted
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
mixing metric and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
imperial in the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
cherry-cake mixture, which
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
under severe pressure
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
from the cabbage
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
king, whose civil
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
service record reflected
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
in a mirror
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
all that had
Posted by Divine Outlaw (# 2252) on
:
caused his uncle
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
to give up
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
eating cabbage for
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
consideration of his
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
near neighbours, remarkably
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
that didn't deter
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the neighbours from
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
holding all-night rave-ups,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
complete with the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
various vinyl records
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in fancy sleeves
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
that typify the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
generation of the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
one prior to
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
the one which
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
was last observed
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
dropping out of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
mundanity, tuning in
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:
to The X-Files
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perpetual re-run channel
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in order to
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remember those times
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when unicycles were
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de rigeur amongst
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the Smoking Men
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, who were mainly
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middle class and
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well educated cross-dressers
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with long hair
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and short skirts.
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Meanwhile the Vogons
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had established that
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poetry was not
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being properly advertised
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in the secular
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press, so they
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decamped to the
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Church Times, causing
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alarm among the
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Curia as the
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poems inexplicably began
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with the letter
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in Aramaic from
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Jesus' second cousin
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complaining about the
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disciples' stinky feet
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rather like the
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famous incident involving
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some pieces of
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long deceased octopus
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being used as
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surety against an
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unpleasant evening out
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with all the
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Methodists from Upper
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(and Lower) Slaughter
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who performed a
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sinuous sway while
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imbibing grape juice
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that dribbled down
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the front of
[ 16. February 2016, 14:09: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
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their bushy beards.
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in the meantime
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the forces of
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gravity and procrastination
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forced them to
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be grave and
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very late, too.
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The lily-livered swine
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did not understand
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that true gentlemen
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prefer girls who
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don't give a
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transparent excuse for
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enjoying a glass
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or three of
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the world's finest
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oak matured and
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carefully nurtured in
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plastic bottles which
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were washed briefly
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in the tears
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of unicorns, who
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were sad about
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the waste of
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unicorn tears used
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previously by the
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great ladies of
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Erewhon's spy school
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in the land
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of the Jolly
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Green Giant's lovely
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but rather expensive
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garden of delights
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(timeshares available!) and
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many, many very
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less than tasty
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fire-roasted octopi. However,
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five minutes later ...
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the earth trembled
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under the weight
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lifter's gigantic, grand
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piano that he
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bought at auction
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For the sum
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of what might
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have once bought
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a flock of
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sheep that grazed
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quite safely as
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the dragon alighted
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daintily yet firmly
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on the back
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of the pre-eminent
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fuzzy-wuzzy rambling bear
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- a relative of
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The Magnificent Bulk
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who tried to
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single-handedly deal with
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mountains of bureaucratic
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dragon claw clippings
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left by a
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rather clumsy old
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bureaucrat who had
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in his youth
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been a very
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disastrous member of
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the golf club
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house sanitation staff
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who forgot to
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turn off the
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pump station and
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ended up being
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awash with horrendous
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amounts of effluent
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and the accompanying
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slimy foaming torrent
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of rancid soup
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forced nearby residents
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to evacuate their
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houses, which caused
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panic amongst the
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intelligentsia, who thought
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abandoned homes might
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be just the
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place for raves
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unless, of course,
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they could be
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fined for handling
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fire-filled balloon animals
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which posed a
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serious headache for
(edited for cross-post with BT)
[ 29. February 2016, 12:34: Message edited by: Piglet ]
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the local chair
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and dining table
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to say nothing
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of the sofa!
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Back in the
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Good Old Days
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children were able
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to run free
[ 01. March 2016, 12:25: Message edited by: Doone ]
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without fear of
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being caught swinging
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the thurifer round
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the extended narthex.
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But if the
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Peterborough bowls club
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still decided to
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impose its dress-code
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on the toddlers
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whose mummies and
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daddies thought they
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looked cute in
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cassocks and surplices,
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but those dastardly
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and annoying little
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Scottish crayfish, taken
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in drawn butter
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and then taken
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to the Opera
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at La Scala
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to take part
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in a very
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dubious production of
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HMS Pinafore, skating
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around the references
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to the very
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dismal weather that
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you get in
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those kind of
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regions, especially during
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the seasons that
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bring mellow fruits
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and nuts, which
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with the quantity
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grandmothers regularly inflict
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on their grandchildren,
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might lead them
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into early onset
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diabetes. Whenever the
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dragon who rampaged
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round Sainsbury's last
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dragon treat, thousands
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of little baby
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nasturtiums suddenly appeared
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(with dragon tails)
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beneath the other
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entrants for the
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annual nasturtium competition
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which certainly surprised
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and astounded the
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members of the
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Kennel Club, who
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were expecting Labradoodles,
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and got instead
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strange crosses between
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West Highland terriers
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and Schnauzers, which
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had the unusual
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and peculiar habit
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of not liking
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walkies, even with
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supermodels! Latterly the
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woman who used
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vanishing cream on
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her fluffy parts
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but then worried
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about disappearing altogether
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in great clouds
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of brightly colored
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streamers with their
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ends tied to
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air-whales (properly paid!)
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but subject to
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all the laws
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and regulations that
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govern cricket, decided
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that, although the
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Daleks had been
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seen near the
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river where the
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wild roses grow,
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they still decided
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on high tea
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rather than extermination
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as long as
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the Doctor served.
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As everyone knows,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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older folks who
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wear fluffy bed-socks
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are only useful
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in terms of
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dispensing boiled sweets
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to the needy
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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TARDISes, dustily stored
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:
behind the garden
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shed, whose shelves
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were groaning under
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the ponderous weight
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of thirty Japanese
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samurai warriors who
Posted by cliffdweller (# 13338) on
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peeked out from
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beneath the noren
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and shook their
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dirty washing to
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dislodge the fuzzy
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felt from their
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ever so tiny
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but amazingly cute
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fruit and nut
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:
bonbons with some
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tiny decorative pieces
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of edible glitter.
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They considered that
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glitterati and papparazzi
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went well with
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fritters and pizza
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especially when cooked
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slowly over hot
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coals scented with
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pine nuts and
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cabbage palm fronds
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, a particular delicacy
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only available on
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days of extreme
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unction, requiring the
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sin eaters services
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which are rarely
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what they appear
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but are rather
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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meant to keep
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:
certain predatory beasts
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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in the bedside
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[lockable] steel cabinet.
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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Meanwhile, back at
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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the palace the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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king's bunny slippers*
*Made to look like bunnies, *not* made from bunnies!
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
had gone missing
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, prompting the queen
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to demand the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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royal slipper creator
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fashion new ones
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made out of
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dryer lint and
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:
already cast off
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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bunny fur, stitched
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with beautiful little
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, but amazingly intricate,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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silk and alpaca
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tassels and delicate
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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cloth-of-gold, which cost
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half-a-crown from Woolworth
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but made up
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:
out of the
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fetid sewers of
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:
the seventh level
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:
out of eight
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:
pipe dreams that
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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had appeared to
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Barbie's friend Ken,
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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recommending that he
[ 26. March 2016, 12:42: Message edited by: Doone ]
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immediately consult a
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certain man about
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a dog, then
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afterwards in his
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own time, when
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he had had
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a cold beer,
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a Creme Egg™,
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:
and roasted wood-pigeon
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:
he then went
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in search of
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:
something that might
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allay his deepest
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:
need for a
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
yet another attempt
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:
on Mount Everest.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
In Downing Street
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
behind the lamppost
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:
crouched a little
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Wee Free man*
*A species of tiny fairy folk, of a gnomish persuasion, devoted to fighting and drinking, and possessing super strength. (See Terry Pratchett's "Wee Free Men".)
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who had been
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working so hard
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:
that he'd succumbed
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to the unusual
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:
-ly virulent strain of
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:
some weirdly named
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
economic theory, promulgated
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:
across the universe
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:
as trickle-down economics,
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like rain into
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:
the Sahara desert
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:
, which was extremely
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dry, boring and
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:
surprisingly was coloured
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:
aquamarine and jade,
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twinkling in the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
light of a
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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precious, delicate little
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
1000 watt Halogen
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
pyramid shaped pagoda
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with frilly pink
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knickers under its
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flying buttresses. In
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
the Arctic, however,
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:
the Polar Bears
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:
regularly battle preconceptions
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:
in the minds
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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, the tiniest minds,
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:
of themselves, then
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
idiosyncratically manoeuvred the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
cue ball over
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
An iceberg that
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the killer whales
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
had pushed into
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the Atlantic, causing
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a rather nasty
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
international billiards debacle
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:
in which the
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:
billiards table tilted
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:
somewhat towards the
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:
side the iceberg
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:
preferred, owing to
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the gravitational forces
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
tugging at the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
heartstrings of the
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
bemused trombonists of
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Grimethorpe Colliery Band,
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
which upset euphonists
Posted by Hail Mary (# 18531) on
:
due to the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
cacaphonic discordanism, yet
[ 04. April 2016, 02:05: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
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:
as if by
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magic, the harmony
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:
of the celestial
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
ley lines tingled
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:
causing all the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Druid choirs to
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:
resort to desperate
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:
choir practice, directed
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:
from the wings
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:
of a Boeing
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Angel Class flying
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:
blindly because of
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
turbulence from several
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
innocent humpback whales
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:
which oddly flew
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
west every autumn
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
to hibernate in
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
the misty mountains
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:
, unusual habitat for
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
most aquatic mammals
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
as they tend
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to prefer to
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
bathe under the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
purest of pure
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
impervious to even
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
the most odious
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:
of pollution which
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
might emanate from
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
the south end
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of Southend which
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
is further north
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that oh so
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
freezing cold and
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
where there are
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
very few palm
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
readers or clairvoyants.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
But Siberian shamans
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
thrive in such
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
severe, snow-covered surroundings,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
so much that
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
they are able
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
, most of the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
time, to go
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:
to a library
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
or a cyber
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
cafe that offers
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:
coffee, vodka, tea,
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
as long as
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
unicorns have magical
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
intentions towards the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
vicar in the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
parish across the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Great Water, wishing
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
them every blessing
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
. But under the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
blood-red cloud, doom
[ 08. April 2016, 13:12: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
lay before us
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:
as the seventeen
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Angels of the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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Sacred Green Weenie
(let the elder Pirates fans understand)
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
took out their
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
roasting sticks and
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
began toasting marshmallows,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which they dunked
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
in the fiery
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
crater of Etna,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which is usually
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
filled with a
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
filled with decadent
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
gin-swilling morons who
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
hyphenate-words to get-around-word-limits
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
so that nobody
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
can be accused
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
of repetition of
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
multi syllabled monstrous
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
verbiage which then
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
runs rampantly willy-nilly
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
around the hallowed
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Oxford English Dictionary
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which bequeaths us
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
a possibly pedantic
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
set of words
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to which we
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
sacrifice a young
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
dangling participle upon
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
subjunctive moodiness were
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
sufficiently advanced from
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
syntactical naivety to
[ 12. April 2016, 06:32: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
cover their own
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:
grammatical errors that
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
had crept into
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the latest draft
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
of the damning
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
report which damned
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the damnable and
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
generally despicable pedants,
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
who had become
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the petty bourgeoisie
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, too busy damning
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
the lower classes
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
to worry about
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
their reputation amongst
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
those unfortunate folks
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
who have to
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
tolerate damnable bourgeois
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and the like.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
How do orange
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
sidewalks presage which
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
kinds of confectionery
[ 13. April 2016, 15:49: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
Posted by Hail Mary (# 18531) on
:
sweetly beckons from
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
sugarplums dancing in
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
naked splendor atop
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
wedding cakes with
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
curry sauce slopped
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
over the happy
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
clappy music makers
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
who lovingly caress
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
their brightly shining
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
medals dating from
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
the Etruscan era
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
when great heroes
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
bestrode the sky.
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For the first
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
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time ever she
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
rode a donkey
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
along the sands
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
of mythological history
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and never dreamed
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
that she would
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
become a member
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the Honourable
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Bastards Society, which
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
held a conference
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
to ascertain whether
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
their parents had
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
indeed been in
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
lack of license
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
for their amazing
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
trapeze act that
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
dazzled the crowds
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
until one fell
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
runner got caught
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
under the lights
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
of an oncoming
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
yellow submarine, surprisingly
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
such incidents are
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
not all that
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
noteworthy as yellow
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
dogs regularly make
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
dreaded yellow snow
Posted by Hail Mary (# 18531) on
:
spelling their names
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
mostly in italics.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
This upset many
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Belgian diplomats and
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
therefore they stormed
Posted by Hail Mary (# 18531) on
:
with toothless rage.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
The Dentist, meanwhile
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
chuckled gleefully while
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
dreaming of investments
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
for tooth fairy
Posted by Hail Mary (# 18531) on
:
secret offshore accounts
[ 17. April 2016, 18:45: Message edited by: Hail Mary ]
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
in happy company
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
of politicians and
Posted by Hail Mary (# 18531) on
:
ships of fools
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
who secretly visit
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
The Isles of
Posted by Hail Mary (# 18531) on
:
discount grocery stores
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
where the detergent
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
is frothy and
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
jubilantly spills over
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
scented with the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
unmistakable aroma of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
over fermented and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
somewhat tainted but
[ 18. April 2016, 13:48: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
Posted by Hail Mary (# 18531) on
:
still perfectly usable
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
brass polish. But
Posted by Hail Mary (# 18531) on
:
in aisle 2
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
there lurked a
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
very suspicious looking
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
shoplifter who sneakily
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
munched graham crackers
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which were not
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
only out of
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
date but also
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
out of fashion
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
sentences too long!
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Funny thing, sometimes
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
when I'm giggling
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
[mostly to myself]
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
other people seem
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
to be oblivious
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the humour
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
no matter what
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
efforts I exert
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to clean up
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
the mess left
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
by Aunt Barbara's
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
or was it
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
her husband Jim
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
ornery old possum
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that he was
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
constantly bringing out
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
the posh china,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and the old
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and rather battered
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
cremation urn containing
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
several generations of
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
teeny tiny immortal
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
fungi which sprouted
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
hairs from their
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
rather lovely tendrils
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
which always seemed
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
well-kept and styled
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
if a tad
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
voluptuous and otherwise
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
reaching down to
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
the depths of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the beyond. Meanwhile
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
nothing was happening.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
in the nether
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
end of Turniphole,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Vegetable Theme Park
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
though it was
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
a beautiful day,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
back in Sunderland
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
except for those
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
stuck in traffic
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
who wondered if
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
perhaps they might
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
stop at the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
doughnut shop on
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
the way to
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
sign up for
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
painting lessons with
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
a blind Scottish
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
winemaker who can't
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
stay sober more
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
than five minutes
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
after the sun
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, the blinding sun,
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
means that his
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
capacity for bullshit
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
exceeds his capacity
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
for eloquent insight.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
When the warrior
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
dropped the jewel
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
-encrusted sword into
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the cleaners so
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
that it could
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
be buffed up
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
but infortunately thieves
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
recognized it as
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
something very desirable
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which could be
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
used as leverage
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
when negotiating for
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
the starring role
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the next
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
highly anticipated version
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of Jemima Puddleduck.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
The previous incarnation
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
starred the notorious
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and now incarcerated
Posted by Caissa (# 16710) on
:
Donald Trump who
[ 27. April 2016, 13:28: Message edited by: Caissa ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
had pretended to
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
wash behind his
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
shower curtain, however
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
in reality, he
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
is cuddly and
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, despite outward appearances,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
can be relied
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
on to sing
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
while his hair
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
hangs down to
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
his knobbly knees,
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
producing tickling sensations
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
in his nether
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
foot parts and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
simultaneously but not
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
unpleasantly, in his
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
demonically possessed state
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
he finds pleasurable
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
certain acts of
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
incomplete digestion of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
certain body parts
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
that he regurgitates
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
after lunch. Paradoxically,
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
the angelic choir
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
Thought it best
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
to not throw
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
all their haloes
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
down the long
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
staircase, which spiralled
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
in to the
[ 02. May 2016, 08:10: Message edited by: rolyn ]
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
deepest circle of
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
Dante's hell and
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
next door was
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
where shepherds kept
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
their secret cache
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
of the most
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
expensive golden crooks
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that they thought
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
might help with
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
their future economic
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
prospects in such
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a terrible financial
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
wasteland as Dante's
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
ice cream parlour
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, whose knickerbocker glories
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
served with a
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
mint jellybean and
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
horseradish sauce, was
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
designed to overcome
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
both flatulence and
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
other less mentionable
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Unpleasantnesses. Three times
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a week the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Women's Institute marches
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
along Offa's Dyke
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
and shouts out
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
some rather impolite
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
hymn lyrics because
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the choirmaster insisted
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
that they were
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
accurate translations of
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
The Smurf's greatest
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Norwegian fish-slapping hymnody
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
which was used
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
as the standard
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
service text for
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
hatches and matches
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and bucket kicking
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, whether the deceased
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
was still alive
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
and kicking or
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
just taking a
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
passively gardening in
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
skilfully prepared beds
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
was a subject
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
of much gossip
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
amongst the maiden
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
who had earlier
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
aunts, who wondered
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
about being late
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to such a
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
perfect gathering of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
fools and the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
crackpot bishops who
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
should have been
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
put out to
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
pasture once they
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
start spouting nonsense.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
The trouble is
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
that I hate
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and completely detest
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
those hoary old
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
magazines found in
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
dentists' waiting rooms.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Except the ones
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
with pictures of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
big-eyed, freckled kiddies
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
that usually make
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
one want to
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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draw Groucho glasses
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despite being told
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off and threatened
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with excommunication by
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the order of
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the sacred Marx
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-ist and otherwise
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debunked ideologies. However,
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in Nether Wallop,
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nether regions were
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feeling the bite
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of the little
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frost which froze
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sour orange popsickles
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and stuck them
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in Boris Becker's
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reject ball sack
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which already accommodated
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enough gaily coloured
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LSD blotters that
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Threadneedle Street became
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a haven for
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the riff-raff of
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Essex, whose perma-tans
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glow effervescently during
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times of extreme
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stress, what with
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worrying about their
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white stilettos, fluffy
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big hair that
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twisted into Moebius
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strippers and their
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beautiful friends were
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all gathered round
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to celebrate the
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beginning of the
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cricket season. Unperturbed,
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the local twinks
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gathered dandelion leaves
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which were, unbeknownst
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to them, sadly
[ 13. May 2016, 18:38: Message edited by: Doone ]
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coated with something
[ 13. May 2016, 21:52: Message edited by: rolyn ]
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particularly noxious which
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rendered the wine
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most extraordinarily potent
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and caused unanticipated
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tornado like flatulence
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, causing the Vicar
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to rise from
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the mediocre to
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not that much
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below the seasonal
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average (10°), which
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is likely to
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nevertheless disrupt the
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gung-ho jollities of
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the annual outing
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of the Famous
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yet Fairly Unknown
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Grouse, a whisky
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drinking bird that
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flies backwards because
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Hummingbird School teaches
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it the rudiments
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of avian aerodynamics,
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which King Arthur
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never studied when
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hang gliding past
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that big castle
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set upon an
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awfully windy, but
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already extremely treacherous
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holiday destination for
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overworked civil servants
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don't actually really
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warrant such excess
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and gratuitous flowering
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but should rather
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knuckle down and
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not under. Woebegone
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the undertaker commented
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on how distracted
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the boys in
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middle school chorus
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were during last
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year's production of
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Annie with the
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setting changed to
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feudal Japan, when
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John Wayne look-alike
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and part-time lion-tamer
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but also ordained
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Elvis Impersonator, exhibited
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his most appalling
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pelvic thrusts, causing
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certain ladies to
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call their mothers
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severely unprintable names!
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I was looking
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under the sofa
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, actually the chesterfield,
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and found £20,
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which I quckly
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placed on a
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horse in the
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Grand National. Unfortunately,
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it unseated its
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jockey (a house-elf)
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on the approach
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to Becher's Brook,
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specially deepened for
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catching out unsuspecting
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joyriders in party
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hats with bobbles
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and tinsel dangling
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from their nether
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regions. Moving swiftly
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on to another
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subject, do flamingos
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made of plastic
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melt when left
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in the burning
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light of fame?
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What would happen
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if you ate
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far too many
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fried green tomatoes
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at a little
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custard on the
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Northern Line, while
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completing yesterday's quiz
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pen in hand
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and wearing my
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magic hat, which
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, when tickled anticlockwise,
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would emit a
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giggle rather like
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a small, yet
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wrinkled and ugly
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Vietnamese pot-bellied piglet
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who decided to
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juggle whilst unicycling
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, wearing pink lame'
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and stiletto heels
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rather dangerously, though
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it never did
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any harm to
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India's GNP. Sailing
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by Rod Stewart
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does invoke feelings
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of ancientness in
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master mariners from
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the nether reaches
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of the lowest
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and very bottom
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rung of the
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celebrated episcopal ladder
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for liturgical acrobats
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and other performers
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who insist that
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wearing a Beretta
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is compulsory for
[edited for x-post with WW]
[ 01. June 2016, 13:09: Message edited by: Piglet ]
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using the trapeze
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without a net
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as it would
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possibly cause acrobats
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to lose concentration
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thereby resulting in
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miscounted rosary decades
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leading to some
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excommunications. This year's
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rail fare increase
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has impinged quite
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heavily on musketeers
[ 02. June 2016, 13:52: Message edited by: jedijudy ]
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who don't have
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muskets, but Mouseketeers
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armed with rodents
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whose teeth are
[ 03. June 2016, 12:47: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
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small but pointy
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are well able
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to use their
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guile to divert
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unwanted attention from
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the Department of
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Very Short Stories
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that delights in
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poking fun at
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very short stories
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, as opposed to
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lengthy novels which
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pretend to be
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relevant to the
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youth in Asia
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Minor and other
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cars by Morris
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the TV cat
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whose nine lives
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included three in
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Katmandu, working as
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a mountaineer's valet,
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in a chalet
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near an idol
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(Egyptian cat-goddess Bastet)
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that locals claimed
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could make you
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lose all your
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marbles in one
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fell swoop, by
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trading them for
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loaded dice and
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grape gummy bears!
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Analysts in the
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old market town
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in Lower Gascony
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tried to find
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the answer to
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the question of
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the validity or
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otherwise of Donald
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Duck's contribution to
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the culture of
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ancient sea lore
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and its relation
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-ship to quackers
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and other ducky
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NCIS vending machine
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that with a
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Cheese Whiz spread
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on wholemeal toast
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then dropped on
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a particularly nasty
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slimy, pot of
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pease porridge cold
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that made everyone
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grab barf ![[Projectile]](graemlins/puke2.gif)
bags
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and sing, loudly,
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Massive Attack's Protection
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, which unfortunately resulted
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in the fire alarm
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malfunctioning during a
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solemn moment, startling
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the Queen and
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the visiting pussycat
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into dancing a
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polka without their
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diamond-studded, vintage tiaras
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which were as
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sparkly and stunning
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as a Christmas
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fairy sans taste!
[ 11. June 2016, 17:24: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
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When I looked
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heavenwards last night
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while still walking
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through the countryside,
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humming a tuneful
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little ditty, I
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happened upon a
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West Highland terrier
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who had his
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collar on backwards
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(non-stipendiary, wandering minister)
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which revealed that
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the ancient mystery
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which has baffled
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historians of Klingon
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for several aeons
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regarding the whereabouts
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of the ineffable
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Stobolkor (Klingon Valhalla)
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that was rumoured
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to have moved
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to a deserted
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church where schemes
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to replace the
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old Rood Screen
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with a neon
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depiction of a
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circle of Hell
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, in this case
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the lowest one,
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close to Tesco
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, the oil-rig company),
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which doesn't sell
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the latest copy
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of 'Herald of
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Harrogate or the
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Santa naughty list
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that results in
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Swiss cheese becoming
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[ 17. June 2016, 21:16: Message edited by: balaam ]
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a living soul
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, as Confucious said
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to the Archbishop
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when they met
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over Swiss fondue.
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Meanwhile, however, the
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they got drunk
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on honey and
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hot whisky, which
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originally was intended
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as a paint-stripper
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for the Archbishop's
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cockatiel's paint job
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in the conservatory
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that overlooked the
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archiepiscopal duck-pond. Meanwhile,
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in the fountain,
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the multi-colored lighting
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had developed a
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rather strange tendency
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to flash on
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the strange birds
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of prey which
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inhabited this extraordinary
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purple and pink
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and rather chi-chi
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land of unicorns
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; despite all this
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there were several
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strange things happening
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to my ears
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that were growing
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increasingly sensitive to
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low thrumming emitted
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from the Archbishop's
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electric bathchair, which
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then short-circuited, resulting
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in Archepiscopal language
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being emitted from
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it, saying "This
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will teach me
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never to trust
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this newfangled technology
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is less than
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it might have
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appeared on the
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most recent episode
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of the rather
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childish parliamentary session
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in Strasbourg and
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, by gum it
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quite turned my
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hair white and
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made all the
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little piggies jump
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through the flaming
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dragon's assault course.
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On the other
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donkey there rode
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a very scary
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but rather meek
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archbishop, who raised
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fluffy bunnies and
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sold them for
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making fur hats
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for the choir.
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The choir also
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has an obligation
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to make sure
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that the entire
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works of Gibbons
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are never ever
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allowed to be
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eaten with cream
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:
(I'm evidently drunk)
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because that would
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:
somewhat impair the
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:
robust Latinate flavor
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:
and vowel matching.
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:
On the other
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:
side of the
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:
mountain, there lived
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:
several small bears,
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:
two llamas and
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:
a wicked farmer
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:
who was planning
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:
to murder the
[ 28. June 2016, 00:54: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
archdeacon when he
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:
turned his back
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to the congregation
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:
of the vampire
(ETA to fix cross-post.)
[ 28. June 2016, 06:51: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
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:
who had dropped
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everything to become
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:
a strict vegetarian.
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:
George awoke, feeling
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:
listless and rather
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:
troubled by the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
number of lists
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:
he had to
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:
work his way
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:
through before he
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:
got to the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
interesting bits of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
cryptozoological tracking maps
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:
which led him
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:
to the edge
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:
of a very
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:
scary thought, "what
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
the hell is
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
going on with
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
blue tailed skinks
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:
sending Morse code
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:
messages about their
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
complete lack of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
clean underwear and
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
asking urgently for
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:
blue ones, not
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the ones Mildred
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:
crocheted out of
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
string?" It became
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
complicated when George
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
decided, on impulse
[ 02. July 2016, 09:26: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
to order Victoria's
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:
Secret Recipe™ for
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:
gunpowder which was
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:
special in that
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
it wasn't actually
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:
able to ignite
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:
except miraculously by
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the use of
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:
prayer and fasting.
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:
At the Passover
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:
feast, which included
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:
a special guest
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:
room towel, Jesus
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:
decided to dance
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:
so fast that
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a supernova formed
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
and caused the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
obliteration of all
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:
baby bunny rabbits
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:
and other darling
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
little creatures beloved
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:
of hunters everywhere!
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Those hunters hunted
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:
the native population
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:
using the most
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
ludicrous tracking devices
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
known to man,
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:
woman, ducks, moose,
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:
dormice and vultures;
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the results were
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
generally unsatisfactory, leaving
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:
Liverpool on the
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:
submarine they hijacked
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:
(yellow, of course!)
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:
and headed for
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:
the balmy seas
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:
around Orkney. This
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
situation went on
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:
like Christmas candles
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
during Midnight Mass
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
until Ringo arrived
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:
complete with his
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
entourage of fluffy
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Sgt. Pepper look-alikes
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
except that they
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
were all wearing
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:
cassocks and surplices,
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:
with hats shaped
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
like bunny ears
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, which flapped about
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the tropical
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
breeze like some
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
latter-day pirate flag
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
onboard the ship
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:
of many colours
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which had sailed
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:
the ocean blue,
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:
before reaching the
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:
magical sea where
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:
the water tastes
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
the swimmers to
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:
see if they
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:
are compatible with
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:
white wine from
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
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the cheap and
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
vaguely disturbing looking
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
floating convenience store
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, which stocks everything
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
from Neolithic times
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
to future eons
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:
including rather ugly
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
garden gnomes that
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
occasionally foment revolution
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
round the toadstools.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Have you seen
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:
me wearing this
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:
yellow polka-dot bikini
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:
, asked the cardinal,
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:
as he donned
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:
the said apparel
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
before marching into
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the chorus line
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:
alongside a veritable
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
throng of similarly-clad
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
ladies of the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
shades of evening.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"Calendar Girls" film
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:
re-filmed using clergy
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
, their spouses and
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
smaller progeny who
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
kept fiddling with
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
the camera settings,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
this annoyed the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
vintage sentient camera
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
which lost its
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
shutter button, causing
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
mayhem throughout the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the entire galaxy
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
caramel marketing department
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
. ("Mmmm, caramel!" said
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Nigella Lawson, as
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
she tested the
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
stopcock on the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
caramel dispensing apparatus,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which broke, spilling
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a mixture of
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
sugar, treacle and
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
glitter all over
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
the Queen's corgis
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:
which died. Funeral
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Rites will be
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:
abolished under proposals
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:
that in future
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:
will be replaced
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
by suggestions that
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
something more enjoyable
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
for all ages
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:
namely a clown
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
dressed in appropriate
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(sombre yet jolly)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
cope, mitre and
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
episcopal Invisibility Cloak*
(*I bet quite a few +s and ++s would love to have one of those!)
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which will be
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
specially tailored for
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
cats, rabbits and
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Cistercian monks. Plans
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, scheming, nefarious plans
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
were cunningly laid
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
like LEGO bricks
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by the grandfather
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
of a great
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
architect who enjoyed
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the Times crossword
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:
as well as
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
organising mysterious meetings
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:
to siphon off
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
tree sap from
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
certain species of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
oak that inhabit
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
bogs, marshes and
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
tourist campgrounds, where
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
fountains of chocolate
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
fed the trees
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a rich diet
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(minerals, sugar, theobromine)
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and provided protection
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
from rabid hikers
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and sundry other
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
species of hideous
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
politicians. However the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
koala blushed bright
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
fuchsia after realizing
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that she had
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
two hundred thousand
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
followers on Twitter
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, clamoring for t-shirts
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
that couldn't possibly
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:
be worn by
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
capuchins, macaques and
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:
three buttocked Anglo
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:
Indian fakirs who
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
live up to
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
their name by
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:
sitting in special
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
little boxes all
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
made out of
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
bamboo, balsa and
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
lead piping, which
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which weren't very
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
comfortable. At least
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
they could sit
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
cross-legged and
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
communicate with invisible
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
sign language using
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
hair, shirts and
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
treacle-coated crispbread
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
in an astonishing
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
fan dance, that
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
shocked the neighbours!
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
But they danced
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
their hearts out
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which looks funny
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
on a cold wet
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
morning in Tangier
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
with the camels
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
lingering in the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
coffee shops, lizards
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
scurrying about under
[ 20. July 2016, 17:06: Message edited by: Sipech ]
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
the camels' coffee
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
troughs, and bakers
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
baking the baked
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
beans en croute
(in a crust)
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
a delicious treat
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
for those who
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
like musical fruit
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
and rhythmical legumes.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
Talking of music,
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
and those who
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and its fruits
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
have you noticed
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that sometimes the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
causal structure of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
any given situation
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
is deeply murky?
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
This is so
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
annoyingly the situation
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
within the cabinet
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
that any sane
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
carpenter makes cabinets
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
remembering which way
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to hang the
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
doors depending on
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the wind dirction
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that prevails at
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
Fig eating contests
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
in Grand Fenwick
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
during the season
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
that mice roar
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
and lions squeak
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with their funny
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
friends who often
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
run amok in
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
a most inappropriate
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and quite unseemly
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Cathedral service. Archbishops
[ 25. July 2016, 07:24: Message edited by: balaam ]
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(or other dignitaries)
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
skating down aisles
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
using croziers, etc.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
and glow-stick tiaras
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
will be required
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by all the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Skater's Technician Board™
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
to wear protective
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
cricket pads which
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
must be fastened
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
surgically to their
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
derrières so that
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
many, many people
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
will be able
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to marvel at
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the most sumptuous
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
fleshy rumps on
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
the planet since
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the Fleshy Rumps Act©
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
of 1741, when
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Fleshy Rumps were
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
padded Parliamentary posteriors
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
preserved for posterity
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
in aspic and
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
were the butt
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
of the hind
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
end of the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
annular rings of
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Uranus. But butts
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
can butt in
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
on any conversation
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(specifically, angry goats!)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
provided they conform
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
their behaviour to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the norms laid
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
(through scientific research)
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
out in neat
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
rows in the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
frozen food aisle
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
whilst remembering that
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
butts are but
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a mass of
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
conjunctions or interjections
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
( cue Schoolhouse Rock! )
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
designed to confuse
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
Bears of Little
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
-hampton and similar
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
far out places
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
situated on the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
dark side of
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Keith Moon's drum
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
kit in the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
old, scary swamp
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by the waters
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, the brackish waters,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the interminable
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
mangrove estuary near
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
the Bohemian club
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, where bohemians clubbed
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
together to buy
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
a whole set
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of Denbyware, whereupon
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
they started planning
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
poorly and ill-conceived
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
literary functions which
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
were doomed to
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
degenerate into a
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
general bunfight with
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
buns, both whole
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
-wheat and white,
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
some with raisins
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
baked so hard
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
like these cannonballs
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
I keep in
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
reserve pending the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
prophesied attacks from
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
sundry Augustinian nuns
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and their fierce
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
ill-tempered gardeners who
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
like nothing better
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
than to throw
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
very expensive parties
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
in their gazebos,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
for errant gazelles
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
as well as
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
grumbling about the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
fall of the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
trampelling of the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
almost eradication of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
grapevines by falling
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
masonry and the
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recent rise in
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house prices near
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quaint villages with
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no facilities except
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for over-priced corner
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inconveniently-placed convenience stores
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which seem to
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stay in business
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despite the recession
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by the simple
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expedient of ignoring
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any sort of
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letter from HMRC. ![[Two face]](graemlins/scot_twoface.gif)
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Because of the
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lack of intelligent
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candidates in the
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race for the
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White House, I
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daren'the abstain but
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yesterday was drunk
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and so forgot
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to cancel my
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registration with the
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Funny Bunny party,
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which cost me
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my dignity and
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the rabbits all
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ran away. Meanwhile,
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Garry Trudeau wrote
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an email to
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an admirer in
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Royal Tunbridge Wells
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who had the
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audacious idea to
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suggest that the
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Mayor of Casterbridge
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stole a mechanical
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pencil from the
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dark depths of
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of the drawer
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which also contains
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the key to
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the long lost
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:
diary of the
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very last dodo
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before he was
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taken to the
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Olde Tea Shoppe®
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to be served
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a subpoena by
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the assistant to
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the most honorable
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Danger Mouse who
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said the trial
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might be set
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for next Tuesday,
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because Tuesday is
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the most awkward
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of the various
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available days on
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the current calendar
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It is most
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regrettable that the
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Mongolian recipe book
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was burnt because
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somebody was doing
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fire-making spells homework
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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with lighter-fluid and
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:
a mixture of
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high octane vodka
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distilled by those
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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Mongolian yurt dwellers
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who have yet
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to understand the
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finer points of
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Morris dancing, which
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forms the basis
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of the eternal
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:
televised football which
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which, when footless
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and fancy-free, becomes
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an art-form of
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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exquisite beauty and
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
enduring significance for
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
connoisseurs of haute
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cuisine who fail
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to open their
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reticules to the
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custom officers who
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wish to rummage
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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about, looking for
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
miscellaneous remnants of
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Russ Abbott's career,
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and the various
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pseudo tales of
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wee blimpies that
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might have been
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, but thankfully weren't,
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:
fish puddings and
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it might be
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:
discovered that some
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:
of the lesser
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customs officers often
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forget what canned
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fish can do
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for one's libido.
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You should shut
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out all unhelpful
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friends and relatives
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when their backs
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:
have been thoroughly
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scratched and soothed
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:
after which they
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still get all
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the jelly babies
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before my grandmother
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can tell them
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to not ever
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eat them if
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they have green
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:
bits on their
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shoulders. Last week,
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:
the fourth Doctor
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to give the
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:
same advice about
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:
hats, scarves and
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:
elephants, though not
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:
(surprisingly) Type-40 TARDISes
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
forgot what he
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was supposed to
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be yodelling about
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
while standing on
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tip-toe, when he
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:
forgot why, then
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:
the protocol of
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How to Walk
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On Tip-toe advised
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that in the
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unlikely event that
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:
pigs flew by,
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:
one should press
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:
the Red Button
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to launch sheep
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plops towards evil
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:
to ensure the
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:
good outweighs the
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
repugnant (yet attractive)
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Flying Fickle Finger
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:
of Fate; that
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
fluttered fleetingly far
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:
until it poked
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:
fun at the
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:
fox feeling funny
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:
enough to reach
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:
top G, which
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broke eardrums of
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:
several harvest mice
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:
(which healed quickly!)
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:
causing a dearth
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:
of dancing mice
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:
in the immediate
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
vicinity of extreme
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
mime being performed
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:
by giraffes and
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:
long tailed tits.
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However, extreme ironing
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out of differences
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
can be very
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:
wearing on the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
ironing-board, which might
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:
alter the shape
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:
of your head
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
(like Kryten) so
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
wisdom would suggest
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:
that the best
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:
fish and chips
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:
come from Whitby
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though some might
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:
posit that other
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
delicacies are healthier
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:
and better for
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
increasing your libido
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:
which would worry
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
the most dedicated
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:
failed teetotallers who
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:
chose to have
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:
as little as
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:
three micrograms of
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:
their particular and
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
highly revered brand
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:
of the wonderful
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and little known
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
but highly effective
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
remedy for most
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:
forms of infectious
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
forms of infectious
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
laughter attacks which
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:
can incapacitate even
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:
the most repetitious
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Romulan ale devotee.
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:
Having said that
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:
we have to
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:
run as fast
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:
as we can
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in order to
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
shake off the
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:
deleterious effects of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
butterfly attacks while
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
hunkered down in
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:
this hole in
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:
Bilbo's Shire--comfortable
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:
in the knowledge
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
'twas a hobbit-hole,
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:
except that the
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:
window nearest the
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:
kitchen had carnivorous
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
tendencies for large
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
parts of the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Hobbiton community, especially
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:
the immigrants who
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
meticulously remove every
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:
signboard and replace
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Belladonna Took's slippers
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:
with solid gold
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
tennis rackets. Bemusingly,
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
the dwarves never
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
stopped talking about
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Belladonna's legendary beard
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:
which caused some
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
merriment among thieves
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
who tend to
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
find facial hair
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
just a tad
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:
an aphrodisiac which
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
can sometimes complicate
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
the understanding of
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:
woodland elves who
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:
rave on about
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
fine brandy and
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:
not so fine
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:
dust on the
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:
underside of the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
dentures of Madame
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
Tussards waxwork of
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
little Winnie The
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Terminator and his
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Merry Men, who
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:
painfully skinned their
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
knuckles on the
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
dark side of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Donald Trump's sunny
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:
little pickle. Yesterday
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:
all my troubles
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:
arrived in one
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:
here-to-stay, yet far
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
bright bundle of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
firecrackers and sparklers
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(rampantly fizzing colors)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
which accidentally precipitated
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
a positive tsunami
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in which the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
entire cast of
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
"The Taming Of
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:
the Wild Vicar
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:
in Twistlethorpe" became
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
unexpectedly on heat
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
while preparing for
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the hugely important
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and widely anticipated,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
last, final and
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
never-ending show: Emerson,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Racing For Brazil;
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
tripped over his
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
very own size
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
eighteen (UK measurements)
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:
feet, falling splat
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on the very
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
spot where his
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
second cousin had
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:
seen this weird
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
creature emerge from
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
the Yellow Submarine
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
after it had
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
earlier driven around
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
the golf course
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the new
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
cowboy hat stolen
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
during the Epistle
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
tournament during which
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the Archdeacon and
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
several Old Testament
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
John Noakes clashed
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
with Miss Piggy
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:
, arguing which rib
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
("YOURS!" she yelled)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
might be most
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
appropriate for a
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
cooking show menu.
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
Meanwhile, down at
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the set of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"NCIS: LA", Hetty
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
was really angry
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:
, all hetted up,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
about the state
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the calzone
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Gibbs sent from
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the far reaches
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
of the near
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
east, where fabulous
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
me, dressed in
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
a polka-dot bikini,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
posed with amazing
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
fortitude amongst the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
assembled ranks of
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
the heavenly host
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
who all tried
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
in vain to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
stay on key
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
because I distracted
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
the poor organist
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
from pulling out
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
(no onanist puns!)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
from his promised
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
pledge to play
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
dress-up with the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Dagenham Girl Pipers;
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
his musical talent
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, in this context,
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
were no match
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
for the complete
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
heavenly choir of
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
massed koi carp
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
enthusiasts, whose annual
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
seafood extravaganza was
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
cancelled because of
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
strike action by
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
disgruntled cormorants which
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
had ceased grunting,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
and turned pink
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, and evolving rapidly
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
into the new
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
world empire state
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
courier service which
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
deliver early, due
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
to the penalties
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
enforced by the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Seafood Observation Foundation
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which has recently
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
been taken over
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
by the newly-created
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
beetroot dept of
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
North American beets
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
who pride themselves
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(ever so humbly)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on their ability
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
to erraticly forecast
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Durham County Cricket
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
And Grasshopper numbers
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
using obsolete satellites
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that will shortly
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
need a repairman
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, licenced to bring
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
some delicious little
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
miniature Battenberg cakes
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with a dressing
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of lemon/sugar frosting*
*(the kind used for soft gingerbread)
[ 06. September 2016, 05:29: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with an aftertaste
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:
suspiciously like Guinness.
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(Eating Guinness record-books
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has been declared
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normal for those
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hungering for the
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reincarnation as bookworms
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but there is
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no possible way
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for the soul
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to fit into
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that tiny, little
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and almost immeasurable
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cavernous aircraft hanger
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in the hangar
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behind the big
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and rather stinky
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pile of offal
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left over by
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awful, unwashed, and
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not very appetizing
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members of the
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eggplant family, though
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to their credit,
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they had tried
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genetic engineering which
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stopped the trains
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from careering down
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from on high
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to the depths
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of our very
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high expectations for
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the future wellbeing
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of the Hungarian
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circus trapeze performers
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and their bejeweled
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shoes, stolen from
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:
beneath the very
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big, fat, ugly
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
yet somehow spectacularly
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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colony of ants
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but the formiary
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caused such problems
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that the Chief
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of Police said
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, in the immortal
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words of Franklin
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after his ship
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careened into a
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careening harbour near
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:
Parliament House, when
[ 11. September 2016, 04:24: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
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the canon fired
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the curate for
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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egregious practical jokes
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that included coating
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his neighbor with
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a coat of
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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yellow gloss paint
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speckled with some
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hundreds and thousands;
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of glow-in-the-dark sequins
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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in a variety
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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of plastic raincoats
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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which were not
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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immediately available for
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weddings, funerals or
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nuclear fallout from
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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Uncle Charlie's terrible
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puns and plays
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which drown cats
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and glorifies the
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dog, the ones
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with the waggly
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wabbit. Throwing things
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over the bridge
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and directly on
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to passing cars
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going way too
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slowly is usually
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tolerated by the
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old and frail
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:
but eschewed by
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irritable, rough-shod, hurrying
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cat herders, because
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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the cats have
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little aptitude for
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hearing, obeying and
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
even acknowledging the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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flow of traffic
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:
in weather that
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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would make a
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Navy SEAL faint!
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:
As the sea
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closed over her
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beautiful sand castle
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and the roaring
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
twenties faded from
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:
her memory, an
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
eerie sound was
[ 15. September 2016, 19:35: Message edited by: Doone ]
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emanating from the
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sand castle because
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Wendy had forgotten
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Tink's luck charm
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:
in the form
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:
of a penshell
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:
that had been
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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formed over the
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:
forming used for
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compressing and disguising
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:
badly decomposed elements
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:
of the basic
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
ham sandwich, which
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were green and
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just slightly furry
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, reminding me of
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the time I
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spent in jail
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after I had
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smeared peanut butter
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all over statues
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:
in the precincts
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
of the ladies
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Magnolia Memorial Park
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
just behind the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
trio of churches
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
just beyond the
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
the black stump
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
concealing the entrance
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:
to a shop
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that sells the
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
most fearsome type
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:
of vampire bats
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(not zombie bats)
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:
which, nightly, go
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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to Tesco for
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
raw meat blood
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from lightly killed
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Plantagenet kings, whose
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
descendants are still
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
car park attendants
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
trained to lurk
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(wearing Groucho glasses)
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
by the green
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:
sandwich we discussed
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:
and with the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
pickled gherkins, which
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
give horrendous indigestion
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
particularly when combined
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
with Carolina reapers
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:
and a scoop
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:
of rotten tomatoes
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
bought from the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
second hand store
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
in February, when
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
they're completely tasteless,
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:
but beggars can't
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
always tell when
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:
it's raining heavily
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:
except when the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
begging-bowl is full
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:
to overflowing with
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
skittles, donated by
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the nuns from
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a politician's son
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:
and dog were
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:
invested at the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Pillsbury Bake-off awards
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:
as being worthy
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of the highest
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:
possible accolade from
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the stupidest nitwit
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
who ever baked
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:
a ferret using
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
a camping stove.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Meanwhile in Tashkent
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
some nefarious grandmothers
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(grand farriers, all)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
had established a
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:
basis for the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
creation myths of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
every major civilization
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:
including a very odd
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
animist group based
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
in Lando's Pizzeria
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:
where Luke Skywalker
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:
had assumed the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
dishes cleaned themselves,
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:
whereas, in reality,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
bored, retired Jedi
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
were forcibly enlisted
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:
into work boots
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:
with hard steel
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
laces which proved
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:
nothing about the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
existence of God
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:
during the reign
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:
of King Lear
[ 25. September 2016, 21:56: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
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but on the
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:
32nd of April
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:
in the castle
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where basest beggars
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:
gather to recite
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
Latin sonnets penned
[ 26. September 2016, 13:33: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
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and inked quite
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early the previous
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:
evening after vespers
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:
by time-traveling moles
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:
who found their
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
diet of worms
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:
eaten by Luthiers
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
large legged lizard
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:
let loose laterally
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:
over many years
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:
and with little
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:
knowledge of eskimos
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:
or their usual
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
songs and rituals
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
when performing the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
last rites, particularly
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
when wearing a
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:
little bikini with
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
string-tied sides and
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
bright yellow polka-dots
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:
, each of which
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
was large enough
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:
to cover Cleveland
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:
and the surrounding
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
area. If one
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:
of the wheels
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:
on the bus
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:
went round, round,
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:
until square, like
[ 01. October 2016, 04:12: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a square thing
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
that is square.
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:
At the back
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:
of the auditorium,
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:
in the shade
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:
of the elephant
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, the audience applauded
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
as the mahout
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:
howled joyfully because
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
he had been
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
taken up into
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
a flying saucer
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
where he was
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:
beset by pleasures
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
of the flesh,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
as well as
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
displeasure of the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
senior court "persuader"
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(who he slapped)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and his entourage
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
as they danced
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
merrily around the
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
garden stark naked
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
frightening the goldfish
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
into rapid evolution
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
into paisley pleisiosaurs
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
who dined on
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
caviar and sweet
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
little children who
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
ran amok in
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the vestibule, causing
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the archimandrite to
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
to bury his
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
holy nether garments
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
while the moon
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
gently orbited whitely
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
before the asteroid
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
suddenly started spinning
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
towards the markets
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, where fresh vegetables
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
were placed perpendicular
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
came to life
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and then were
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
tossed in butter
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and dressed with
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
hundreds of frilly
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
little knick-knacks, donated
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
by small, Californian
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
gnomes and imps
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
who had been
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
implicated in a
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
tax avoidance scheme
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
in the Cayman
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
with our beloved
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and much revered
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
and much sort-after
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
clerk in holy
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
waters of fire
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
(whatever that means ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
but at least
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
he didn't try
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
convincing those bishops
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
to move diagonally
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
across the Tiber
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
on shiny hovercraft
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which displayed chi-rho
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
symbols on their
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
prows. Elsewhere, a
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
very small insect
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
knelt in prayer.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
This praying mantis
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
was holding a
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
teapot in his
Posted by Jonah the Whale (# 1244) on
:
mistaken belief that
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
inside was a
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
small green leprechaun
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
named Archibald Adeyemi
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(a pen-name for
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the erstwhile Archbishop
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:
of Cranberry) who
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
who was hiding
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
from cranberry harvesters
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
behind the bins
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
of the local
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
specialist wine importer
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, whose claret was
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
the closest to
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
hand when someone
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
slipped ass over
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, farting like a
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
diesel engine with
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
bad indigestion. Meanwhile
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the aforementioned bishops
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
had decided to
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
go on tour
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
to Belgium, where
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
they hoped to
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
ski with the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Sahara Ski Club
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(otherwise known as
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
The Underemployed), whose
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
mantra was "Every
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
man for himself
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
", which was revised
[ 10. October 2016, 00:09: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in later versions
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
to simply "YOLO".
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
This attitude somewhat
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
explains what went
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
on during last
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
time the wolves
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
beat Aston Villa
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and ate four
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
hundred bars of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
applets and cotlets.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
The duel between
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the local champion
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
wild buffalo-herd roller-skater
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
was to be
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
held against the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
winner from 2003,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
who had been
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
having it away
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
, on an away-day
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
far away from
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
the nearest McDonald's,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
with his cousin's
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pet goldfish and
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seven other less
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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aquatically-designed creatures, who
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(closeted, aqua-curious folks)
[ 11. October 2016, 22:43: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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had decided to
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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go mountain climbing
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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whilst wearing flip-flops
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and a gstring
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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that they shared
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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for the guitars
[ 12. October 2016, 13:37: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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they were taking
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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to scare bears
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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and Care Bears™
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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at the picnic
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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(guard your eyes!)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the woods
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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where a surprise
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
artiste was appearing
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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in the guise
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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of a skinny
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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latte, topped with
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
marshmallow and a
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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sprinkle of CHOCOLATE
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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ORANGES. Meanwhile, gorillas
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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that roam Camden
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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with Barbara Allen
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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decided to vote
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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for their favourite
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
woolly stuffed toy
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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of large proportions
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Mr. Snuffleupagus, a
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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panther crossed with
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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an herbaceous border
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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of woolly mammoths
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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together with a
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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out-of-tune string octet.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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Later that day,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
behind the bikesheds
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the cellist fiddled
{text not changed, but it still works with WW jumping in there moment before me}
[ 14. October 2016, 14:29: Message edited by: Sipech ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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with his instrument
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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, wondering where the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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ice cream buffet
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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was, and which
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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icecream-inspired song that
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
goes "I scream,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
you scream, we
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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all scream for
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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bouillabaise with crusty
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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old people who
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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grow old disgracefully,
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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by dancing on
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
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a bed of
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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roasted hot phones
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
[model on request]
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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dialing with toes
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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texting with toes
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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and then ultimately
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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blowdrying their hair
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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like teenagers getting
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
ready for their
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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schoolday, wanting to
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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stay in bed
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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indefinitely, which sounds
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
lazy and won't
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
get the washing
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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done, nor butter
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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up the Belgian
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Congo, as it
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
eats waffles for
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
lunch, dinner and
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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breakfast, with Marmite™
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and a smattering
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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of arsenic covered
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
little silver thingies
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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that dangle from
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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lofty bean-poles
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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in Fairy Land
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
where the young
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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dudes hang their
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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abstract paintings which
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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confuse the elder
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
-ly members of
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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members of the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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MCC. Meanwhile, in
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Muehlenburg county, down
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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mining coal and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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drinking a Highball
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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with Enrico Caruso
(Anecdote: I read once that he and a woman opera singer were performing for a recording. She could smell alcohol on his breath, and worked "I see you've had a highball" into her singing. He sang back "No, I've had two highballs". Reportedly, it's on the recording, which became a collector's item!)
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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whose pickax broke
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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and his sidekick
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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ran sway screaming,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and trying to
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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undo his fly
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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fishing tackle box
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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with a hairpin,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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accidentally stabbing himself
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the creel
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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, dancing a reel
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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trying to appeal
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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hoping to heal
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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the broken seal
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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belonging to Neil
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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holding cold steel
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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lowering to kneel
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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before his meal,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
hearing a squeal
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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as blood congeals
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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makikg horrible deals
[ 20. October 2016, 18:04: Message edited by: balaam ]
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about orange peels
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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and expensive "wheels"
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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with exceptional zeal
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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for Rev. O'Neil
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
who had real
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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limited sex appeal
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
(like an eel)
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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which doesn't feel
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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much like Bill
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
or even real
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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-ly rhyming. Meanwhile,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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we started drinking
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
and wildly thinking
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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without any blinking
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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while (glasses clinking)
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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we were flicking
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
an old sticking
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
plaster while clicking
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and surreptitiously kicking
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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old mattress ticking
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
and wildly blinking
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
you are stinking
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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and boldly thinking
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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about the wrinkling
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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which rather rankled
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and then unfankled
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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explosively. That awful
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
sequence of ryhmes
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
can jar sometimes
![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
against the chimes
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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which, oft betimes,
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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maybe quite sublime
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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coated with slime
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
from another time
Posted by Humble Servant (# 18391) on
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and with grime
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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blown-up by landmines
Posted by Humble Servant (# 18391) on
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not before time.
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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In the meantime
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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can we please
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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switch rhyme endings
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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(or stop them)
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
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and find another
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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way to say
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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"I love you"
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
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without crossing your
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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legs or bending
Posted by Humble Servant (# 18391) on
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or your eyes
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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(maybe use ASL?)
[ 29. October 2016, 05:35: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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in other words
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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don't make me
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
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angry, you silly
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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squamous, slithering, slimy
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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slug. Similarly, since
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
September some scheme
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
started slightly suspiciously
[ 30. October 2016, 17:49: Message edited by: Doone ]
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
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because the person
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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who just posted
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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parcels to Poland
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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paid too much
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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for piroshki and
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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decided to postpone
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the pyrotechnics. Presently
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
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I came to
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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, lying in the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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dewy field behind
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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a combine harvester
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
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bringing in the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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lentils, wheat, and
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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barley, so I
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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scarpered before anyone
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
noticed the black
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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Volvo parked beside
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the ambulance which
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
hid the body
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
singing healing tunes
[ 02. November 2016, 23:28: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
through the tannoy
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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which so annoyed
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the local freemasons
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
they stormed into
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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the cathedral, demanding
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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a hammer and
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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sickle, which upset
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
the Dean's teacup
[ 03. November 2016, 22:00: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
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which drained into
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
the miniature sequoia
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
pirouetting and hip-hopping
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
all over the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
organ console, unfortunately
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
at that moment
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the silence was
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
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totally and completely
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
deafening. Meanwhile, choristers
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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stole gin from
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the rector's secret
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
hovercraft, hiding it
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
in the organ
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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which resulted in
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
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raucous singing on
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Cantoris, which naturally
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
was sharp, leading
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
to disgruntled wittering
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
amongst the previous
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
occupiers of the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
haunted crypt, although
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
a zombie bagpiper
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
did manage to
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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scare the cat
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
by blaring out
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
something that sounded
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
like strangulated mice,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
cavorting in viscous
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
vicuna velvet veils
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
with vigour. However,
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
just as things
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
were looking more
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
ghastly, I ate
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
leftover Hallowe'en candy
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
found in the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
car's glove compartment
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
sticking to the
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
parking permit for
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
my stay in
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
a bug infested
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
yurt, designed by
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
adolescent schoolgirls, using
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
lipstick and eyeliner.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
The latest news
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
from Antarctica was
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
it's rather chilly
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, so eat chili
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
until you get
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
a warm wind
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
from nether regions
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
travelling up around
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
your belly button
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
where a beetle
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
was pondering whether
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
navel-fluff was useful
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
as a parachute.
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
Meanwhile, in the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Ning Nang Nong,
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
the dragons decided
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
that fire-breathing was
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
so first millenium
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
that instead, they'd
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
play sudoku blindfold
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
tag (en pointe!)
(en pointe = on toes, as with a ballerina in toe shoes.)
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
and, thereby, pirouetted
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
into an awaiting
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
people carrier, which
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
was driven by
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
the purple people-eater
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
or purple-people eater,
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
who, starved of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
orange and green
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
alien lizards, started
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
searching the heather
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(the *purple* heather)
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
for small species
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
with big hearts
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and appendixes, which
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
were removed, causing
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
serious deficiencies within
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
forward, preface and
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
introduction; my three
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
legged chair caused
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
forward, preface and
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
illuminations of manuscript
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
naively drawn by
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
horse and wagon
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
driver Oskarina Schmidt
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
to be spilled
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
not far from
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
the roller coaster
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
at the boardwalk
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
beside the ocean
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
where whales were
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
lamenting the general
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
apathy amongst millenials
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
regarding the upcoming
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
nuptials of Donald
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Duck who quacked
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
joyfully about the
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
over abundance of
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
bread. Lifting their
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
voices, arms and
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
tail-feathers, they danced
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
to the tune
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
of 'Greensleeves' played
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
by blue people
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
on crumhorns, sackbuts
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
, rusted piano strings,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and organ that
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
lacked black keys
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
because of legislation
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
that caused resignation
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
of the registration
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
for lyceum matriculation
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
at Euston Station.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
There were eight
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
in a crate
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which could sate
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
a dog's appetite,
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
always allowing for
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
the size of
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
pet boa constrictor
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
which might eat
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the sugared almonds
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
currently decorating the
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
cake. Above all,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
really high up
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and slightly easterly,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
second star on
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
very top of
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
the plough, someone
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
threw blue glitter
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
into seed furrows
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
causing the crop
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
to mutate into
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
these cute little
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
fluffy bunnies, who
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
sometimes get into
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
deep rabbit do
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
sparkling and blue
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, depressed because of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
the lack of
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
GIN, tonic and
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
slightly-charred, moderately-cooled s'mores
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
freshly toasted and
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
smothered with lashings
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
of bacon, because
[ 18. December 2016, 14:53: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
that added piquancy
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
made the difference
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
between zucchini marmalade
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and watermelon salsa.
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
Now it's time
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
to consider how
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
dining on moonlight
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
-flooded balconies with
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on
:
wrought-iron railings
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
festooned with large
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, sturdy bouncy castles
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
filled with rambunctious
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and rather drunk
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
choristers, whose habitual
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
brawling and bawling
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
occurred during evensong.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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However, morning vespers
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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was much more
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
intriguing: praying dragons
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
shy unicorns, and
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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golden-spined hedgehogs
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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layed down together
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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with large teddy-bears
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
and made some
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
prayer beads from
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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Brazil nuts and
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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chocolate covered assorted
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
lengths of string
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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tied with bows
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, which came undone
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
when the Hobbits
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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opened the Christmas
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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stockings, which contained
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
tiny, but beautiful
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
West Highland terriers
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
both of which
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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roller-skated to disco
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
music by Boney-M*
* sorry - showing my age a bit there ...
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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and the Bee-Gees
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
with great aplomb
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
excepting the minor
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
difficulty caused by
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on
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the missing bacon.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Kevin, however, really
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
was a turkey
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
when he tried
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
stuffing himself with
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
fans' autographs (his,
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
mind wandering) and
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
proved ink allergic!
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
The sunlight streamed
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
through the hole
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
in a galaxy
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
far, far away
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
but also strangely
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
warmed by Wesleyan
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
tea and biscuits,
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
thoughtfully prepared by
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
those Covenanting with
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Knipperdollings who really
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
loved dancing with
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
the three bears
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
whose dancing skills
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
were legendary. Meanwhile,
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
Goldilocks feared Knipperdollings
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
stealing her breakfast
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
and giving it
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
a good stir
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
before pouring it
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
down the throat
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of the Bugblatter
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Wombat, as it
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
kill it because
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
everyone thinks that
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
wombats carry epizodic
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
memory enhancing pharmaceuticals
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, only available in
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
black and white
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
waxed paper bags
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, which avoids having
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
to be seen
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
buying embarrassing products
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
like heroin, yoghourt,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
disco roller skates,
[ 10. January 2017, 12:35: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
and polecats, unless
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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for medicinal purposes,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
and tax deductions
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
granted to Bankers
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
, such products are
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
quite unnecessary. However,
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
whenever the sun
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
deigns to appear,
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
from behind the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
wall that is
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
pivotable by button
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
pushing and alchemy
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
, the dazzling spectacle
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
of five huge
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, gargantuan, enormous, large,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
antique oak wardrobes
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
being carried by
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
very weird people
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
who were determined
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
to find Narnia
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
from their homes.
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
However, having decided
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
accepting Turkish Delight
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
was definitely immoral
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the lawyer declared
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"But not illegal!"
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
but alternative facts
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
that came to
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
be acceptable to
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
that rather bizarre
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
individual now occupying
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the penthouse apartment
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
where the cats
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
roam free range
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, eating huge quantities
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of deviled eggs
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
causing an unfortunate
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
international incident. However,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
your lovely little
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
wombats are stealing
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
dance gear for
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
the ugly bugs
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
that are so
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
lithe and limber
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
that they can
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
squeeze into the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
most wicked-looking, rather
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
sexy silk stockings
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
and hobnail boots
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
with brass fittings
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, multi-coloured mirrors reflecting
[ 08. February 2017, 22:20: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
the stars. However,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
my knee hurts
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
so I must
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
do a hand-stand
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
to relieve the
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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pain in my
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
diodes down my
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
left side (sigh!)
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
The next morning
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
while lying in
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
a field near
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
a shallow stream
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(milk and honey)
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
it so happened
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
that a cat
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(Felix the Wonderful)
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
who wanted to
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
smell the roses
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
got himself caught
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
by the short
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
scarf that he
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
decorated his tail
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
with, the colours
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of the Moldovan
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
flag fluttering gently
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
in passed wind
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
that wafted smells
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of grilled cheese
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
past the assembled
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
time-transported medieval friars
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
who were amazed
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
by the enormous
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
goldfish which was
[ 24. February 2017, 17:15: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
flying overhead. Suddenly,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the waiter brought
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
fresh, hot Cinnabons
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
which tasted really
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
odd, so asked
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
a passing monkfish
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, named Gavin, to
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
take them away
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and bring some
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
figgy pudding, as
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Scrooge and Cratchett
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
perform their favourite
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
vaudeville hat/cane act
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
complete with tap-dancing,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
until the ghost
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
lit a cigar
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
which caused it
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
to fly sideways
[ 27. February 2017, 17:35: Message edited by: balaam ]
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
into the spray
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
tan cubicle that
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
made ghosts visible
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
Which caused the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
parapsychologists much business
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
until the ghost-busters
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
went on strike
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
and called in
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the National Guard
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
who swiftly surrounded
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
the entire castle
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
whose knights taunted
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
passing marmosets, thus
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
causing deep offence
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
to fish-slapping dancers!
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
My love for
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
naked fire-walking became
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
evident when I
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
disrobed and winced
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
in the cold
[ 04. March 2017, 11:39: Message edited by: Doone ]
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
moonlight, as shadows
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
were interrupted by
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a pizza delivery
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
(tuna and banana)
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
which I was
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
refusing to pay
[ 06. March 2017, 03:20: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
because they added
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
extra-hot chillies and
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
deep-fried pineapple nuggets
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
which made me
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
cry fake tears
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
as I reluctantly
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
compost-piled the pizza
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
carefully leaving out
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
white table-like supports
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which look like
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
the bleached ribs
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
of this boat
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"S. S. Minnow"
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
which sailed the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
three-hour-tour route, safe
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
in the bosom
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
of that very
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
popular country singer,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Mrs. Lovey Howell
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
who howled a
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
bit like a
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
teen werewolf bemoaning
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
the lack of
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
suitable damsels in
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
CEO positions of
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the Kama Sutra
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, some of which
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
weren't witches, rather
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
good-doing, compassionate Pagans
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
on pilgrimage to
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
the shrine of
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
the humble prophet
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, goddess, saint Brigid
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
of Milton Keynes
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
famed for her
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
rather stupendous ability
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
to wiggle her
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
pretty little toes
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
whilst simultaneously whistling
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Bohemian Rhapsody. Meanwhile,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
after the police
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
ordered 500 pizzas
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
a local burgler
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
thought about what
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
toppings to have
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
while reviewing his
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
options regarding cheese.
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Pineapple, however, was
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
definitely off the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
last boat from
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
the Channel Islands.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Curiously our sentences
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
are getting very
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
short. Dragons seldom
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
eat vegetables, such
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
an abomination would
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
undoubtedly produce collywobbles
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and sonorous flatulence,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
and quenched flame-breath.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
But only for
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
an hour, so
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
once the air
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
was breathable again,
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
they would rise
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
on outspread wings
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
like eagles or
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
flying gilded pigs
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,to the astonishment
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
of Shawn the
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
newly naked sheep
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
who had unfortunately
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
forgotten he could
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
n't fly, but
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
this didn't stop
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Shawn the Valiant!
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
However, when he
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
plunged to earth
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
he thought valiantly
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
just before landing
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
on top of
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
the Eiffel Tower
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
giving the tourists
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
a fine view
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
of his nether
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
-lands flag and
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
crêpes with whipped
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
cream, CHOCOLATE and
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
cherries picked by
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
specially selected professional
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
pickers of cherries
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
from the dark
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,dark, dark cupboard
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
where it is
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
*soooo* dark that
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
noses completely disappear
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
never to reappear
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
except in Heaven
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(at claim desk)
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
as long as
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
St Peter is
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
feeling suitably genial,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the gate squeak
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
won't incommode him
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
too much as
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
he's deaf from
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
a very peculiar
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
and loud explosion
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
of popcorn which
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
caused his underpants
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
no grief, but
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
dislodged his earwax.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
We sang the
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Marseillaise in Sanskrit
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
which, incidentally, is
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
sometimes used as
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
a linguistic wallpaper
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, incomprehensible conceptually, artistically,
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
but liturgically sound
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
in order to
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
make complete sense.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
I punched him
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
because I thought
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
it would incommode
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
his face which
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
was too perky
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
for human consideration,
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
but, unfortunately, he
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
returned the punch
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
with such venom
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
that my knees
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
turned to jelly,
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
tinctured with almonds
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, but my revenge
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
was yet to
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
be wrought upon
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the wrought iron
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Gates of Hades
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, the new casino
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
run by Beelzebub
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
whose machine gun
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
fired red hot
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
croquet balls towards
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a huge bull's-eye
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
. This angered the
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
attendant demonic hosts,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(wanting to play)
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
so much that
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
they exploded simultaneously
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, letting off enormous
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
pillars of fire,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
actually candles which
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
smelled of horsemeat.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
With this shovel
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
I them interred,
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
with this fork
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
(not a trident)
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Armageddon is deferred
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, referred and de-furred.
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
So, naked demons
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
from Melton Mowbray
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which TripAdvisor™ advises
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
you visit secretly
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
disguised as reluctant
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Pork Pie enthusiasts
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
who meet annually
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
to fling pies
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
at Pie haters.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
These traditions, hallowed
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though they be,
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aren't blessed Pi Day!
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(minus which word?),
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aren't blessed Pi-Day
(Sorry.)
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,whatever that is!
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and evermore shall
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be tormented by
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the Bovril hunters,
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suffering night and
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dreaming of steaming
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Boats of Gravy
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sailing along the
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River Styx at
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black, freezing midnight.
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Of course, it
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was actually noon
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12 hours later
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and still freezing
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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, Styx froze over!
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Thusly incommoded, Charon
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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took Cerberus out
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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for some skating
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
lessons while the
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
inclement weather lasted.
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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Orpheus changed his
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underpants too often
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so the laundry
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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offered him a
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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very generous discount
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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dependent on him
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:
removing them himself
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
without the help
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or encouragement given
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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by professional operatives
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
from Augean Stables
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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or other such
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poo-piled places.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
Meanwhile, at the
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:
Breaking News desk,
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
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Kellyanne Conway announced
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
her resignation, which
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preceded the funeral
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
she had arranged
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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in conjunction with
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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a disreputable undertaker
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
of a certain
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
egregious Latvian town
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
("Fake Deaths, Inc.")
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
mourned the passing
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
of True News
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
especially in the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
upper reaches of
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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the lower classes.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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Over on the
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moon, my spacesuit
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
would not fit
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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over my enormous
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
and runcible proboscis
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so I tied
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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a large knot
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
in the lunar
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:
landscape, trusting in
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
our Lord Jesus
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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,his Blessed Mother
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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be praised, will
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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no longer be
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:
able to untie.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Why un-untieable knot?
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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What use is
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
sitting alone in
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Stonehenge, waiting for
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
menhirs to arrive
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
when you could
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
buy them direct
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
from the pawn
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-shop where stolen
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
ruins are fenced.
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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My groaning over,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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it was now
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
time to concentrate
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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on the groaning
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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of the millions
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
of worms stuck
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
in the Underground
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Railway station, waiting
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:
for the decaying
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Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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Necropolis Railway train
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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to leave Waterloo
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
and thus render
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a valuable service
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
compost heaps everywhere!
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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Great rejoicing followed
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the slaying of
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
one of life's
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
more annoying features
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
that Apple imposed
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on steam typewriters
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:
, steam being difficult
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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to raise quickly
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
when lacking coal,
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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wood, dung or
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:
a Lucifer match.
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:
Six months ago
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I realised that
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I had forgotten
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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to put out
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:
the aforementioned Lucifer,
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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which, unfortunately, led
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
to superfluous flames
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:
which burned brightly
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
under the gluepot
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
exploding splatters of
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:
glue which stuck
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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to everyone present
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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except the flamboyant
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Gluemakers' Guild members
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
who were able
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to hoist umbrellas
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
of amazing diameter
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
above the heads
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:
of Members Only.
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The members decided
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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to stick together
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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despite immense pressure
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:
from the Queen
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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who really wanted
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to trade in
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
her overweight sceptre
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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for a rather
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
fluffy pair of
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:
pancakes with even
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
more bananas than
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
she was normally
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:
seen to consume
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
depending on the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
time of year
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
and her digestion
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:
, which is unmentionable.
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Notwithstanding which, she
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
realized she had
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
inadvertently activated a
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
fire drill, causing
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:
various people to
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
rush wildly around
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
in Mardi-Gras costumes
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:
which is ridiculous
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
and Not Amusing.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
Queens often seem
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:
reluctant to smile
Posted by Caissa (# 16710) on
:
regardless of the
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
pusillanimous public's response
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:
though I wonder
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
if recalcitrant ruminants
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:
really worry unduly
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
about the sky
Posted by Caissa (# 16710) on
:
when it falls
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
around their ankles
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
but that isn't
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
a pretty sight
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
by any stretch
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of knicker elastic
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
made in England
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
and exported to
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:
the European Union!!
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
However, getting back
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:
sharpening these pencils
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
and filling inkwells
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
will likely prove
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a thankless task
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
for those accused
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of dipping pigtails*
*(Hairstyle, like ponytails, but one each on right and left. Back when there were inkwells in school desks, kids would sometimes dip a girl's pigtails into the ink. And no, I'm not that old. )
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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into something noxious
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
like ammonium sulphide
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:
mixed with garlic
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
crème de menthe
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
with a twist
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
and baked beans.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
Back at the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
ranch, some troublemakers
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
released the steers
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
so they could
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
hit the road
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:
Jack and don't
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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even consider singing
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
in the rain
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
Or I might
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
have to suppress
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the amassed ranks
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
by using teapots
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
filled with beer
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
laced with GIN
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which intoxicated the
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
hordes of hamsters
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
who'd arrived for
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
a bar mitzvah
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:
which isn't a
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
common hamster thing
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
though it's interesting
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
to know that
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
however carelessly they
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
drape their tallitot
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
it's not going
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
to impress Rabbis
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
because hamsters aren't
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
really into that
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
being Presbyterian rodents.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
God's "frozen-chozen"* hamsters
*Mild joke about Presbies (IMHO, and I used to go to Presby church). Shipmates pointed out, long ago, that it's used for Anglicans, too.
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,being without Bishops,
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
but not tatless
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,assumed their copes
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
were merely for
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
rain, liturgical umbrellas
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,and choral singing
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
was making the
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
hamsters dance ecstatically
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
waving liturgical streamers
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
and shouting out
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
suitable liturgical shouts
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
"Drop the beat!"
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
"Stamp them feet!"
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
"Clap those hands"!
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
"God is neat!"
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
"Feel the heat!"
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
"In all lands!"
(God forgive us - we're writing a Praise and Worship Service for Evangelical Hamsters.... )
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
Tallitot whipping fervently
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
his meringue mixture
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
with a runcible
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
spork and ulu
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
made of titanium
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
{tangent}
quote:
Originally posted by Bishops Finger:
"In all lands!"
(God forgive us - we're writing a Praise and Worship Service for Evangelical Hamsters.... )
No worries. They're Presbyterians, per the previous page.
![[Cool]](cool.gif)
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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mined in Scotland
(I'd forgotten they were Presbyhamsters - thanks, GK)
IJ
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
in constant drizzle
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
and misty mizzle
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:
so scotch-drinking hamsters
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
teetered comically sodden
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
(with single malt)
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:
(unitarian scotch drinkers?!)
[[If God was scotch he would be a blend of three? - horrors!]]
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Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
from a distillery
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
along the edge
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
of a loch
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
whose monster was
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
weaned on porridge
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, neeps, tatties and
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Mother's Pride bread
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
neatly cut into
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
long thin strips
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
that resembled some
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
dessicated rhinoceros pasta
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
from southern Patagonia
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(rhinoceri in Patagonia???)
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
- Presbyterian Patagonian rhinoceri -
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
considered a delicacy
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
by those familiar
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
with wild haggis
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(such as myself)
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
when freshly caught.
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
The Patagonian paragon
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,buffeted by gales,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
tracked rhino hunters!
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
Meanwhile, north of
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Patagonia's Presbyhamster enclave,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the last remaining
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Unitarian Presbyhamster bastion,
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
suffering from a
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
woodwormed wooden leg
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
, the reverend minister
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(tho' less revered
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
than her predecessor),
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
was, even so,
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
favourable towards liturgy
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
that was rodential-inclusive
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
involved wheels, and
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
was inclined to
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
cause Bishops nightmares.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Dreams of hamsters
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,wheels with eyes,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(like Ezekiel's wheels! ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
)
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,dry Presbyhamster bones,
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
barrels of liquefied
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Silly Putty, and
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Black Cthulhu's wings
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
swarming around my
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
squamous webbed feet,
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
paddling furiously amidst
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
eldritch, ichthyic beings
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
with eyes like
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Sevres porcelain saucers
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
that had been
Posted by Caissa (# 16710) on
:
left in the
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
top kitchen cupboard
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(under the colander)
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
to safeguard them
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
from Wee-Free Men
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
of ferocious aspect
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
and dour countenance
Posted by Caissa (# 16710) on
:
trying to abscond
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
from Patagonia's clutches.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Meanwhile, the multi-verse
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
poetry competition was
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
underway in R'lyeh
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
. Vogons went first.
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Then came elephants,
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
carefully avoiding the
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
weird, unearthly geometry
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
of Belgian pyramids
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
constructed from chocolate
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
to amplify poetry
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
written by the
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
prehistoric Belgo-Egyptian bards
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
of tin-eared poesie
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
which never rhymes
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
but so offensive
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
and off-pissing is,
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
:
that it seems
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
not worth pursuing!
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Meanwhile several hamsters
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
attempted to break
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
the east windows
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
with several hammers
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
stolen from pianos
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
which now sound
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
somewhat less than
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
tuneful and melodious,
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
despite the best
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
efforts of virtuosi
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
to play hamsters
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, Chutes, and Ladders
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
without obvious cheating.
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
Yet Jewish hamsters
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
told me yesterday
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
that east windows
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(thus facing Jerusalem)
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
should be cleaned
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
before Presby-hamsters visit
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the cat who
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
stole the cream
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
the Dalai Lama!
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
had spooned over
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
his strawberry-filled
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
pie with no
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
thought for the
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
consequences of eating
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
after midnight, or
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
offending the yaks
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which had carefully
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
attached colorful prayer-flags
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
to the waterpipes
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
causing them to
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
groan most noisily
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
in Tibetan accents
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
of execrable quality
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
due to laryngitis
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
contracted in Mongolia
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
while touring yurts
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
with Billy Smart's
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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Ford Escort, stolen
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
from outside Sainsbury's
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
during Mardi Gras
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
in west Vladivostok.
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
Meanwhile, in Scunthorpe,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
an insidious menace
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,known as The
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Insidious Menace®, celebrated
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
for its literalism
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
Yak of Hell
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,an irrelevant aside,
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
--- expunge Yak of Hell--- my laptop had a flu that seems to have interrupted some emails etc.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Satan's pet yak
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
trampled all over
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
God's green lawn
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
pooping the while
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and ruining the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
prayer plants, jack-in-the-pulpits,
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
not to mention
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
the Bishop's new
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
festal gold mitre
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which had been
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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filled with flowers
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
by the Presbyhamsters (!)
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, holy water by
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
the Dalai Lama,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
blessed compost by
Posted by aizen (# 18794) on
:
the great houdini
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,processed into incense
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
to be sold
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
for enormous sums
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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, really big numbers,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the hugest quantities,
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
the bigliest amounts,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
not paying suppliers
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,even family members,
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
who, being fired
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
by President Trump,
Well, what else could I put?
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
next auditioned for
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Mr. Putin's staff
(keeping it 'topical'!)
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which requires that
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Satan's pet yak
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
be equipped with
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
an iron constitution,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(ate Hell's constitution!)
[ 02. August 2017, 01:50: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
then vomited up
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
an amazing amount
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
of Tibetan beer
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which North Korea
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
had stashed away
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
in Kim's wardrobe
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
behind the gowns
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
and University hoods
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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and exotic lingerie
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,consisting largely of
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
lace and barbed-wire
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,trimmed with fur
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
of presbyhampsterian provenance
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
and garnished with
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
orphreys of calico.
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
Kim's bizarre drag
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
outfit, of extreme
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
iridescence and luminosity,
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
covered with crescents
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, croissants, and muesli.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
After breakfast, I
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
started washing the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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stained glass windows
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,despite the spiders
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
being on holiday
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,leaving unattended webs
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
fluttering in the
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Stygian darkness of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
the vestry restroom.
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
The church cleaner,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a Mrs. Feldstein,
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
armed with dusters,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
decluttered the pulpit
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
of all evidence
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
of hourglass sand,
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
sermons now last
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
for all eternity
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and then the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
last Trump sounds
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
and Ozymandias reigns!
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
I don't think
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
. Bungee-jumping prebyhamsters seldom
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
require oxygen supplies,
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
unless doing so
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
on the Moon,
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
where the cheesy
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
astronaut hamsters plan
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
to set up
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
a giant wheel
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
to pump liquicheese
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, or liquid cheese,
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
of Roquefort flavour
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
but Stilton aroma,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
and Limburger *stink*
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,into their burrows.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Nearby, Bilbo sniffed
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
the air warily
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
and, sensing that
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
someone was cooking
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
hamster with cheese
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
au gratin, decided
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
to sally forth
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
and partake thereof
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
despite the perceived
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
invalidity of the
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
culinary method, which
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Mrs. Beeton eschewed
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, choosing to chew
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the fat, but
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
unfortunately managing to
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
burn the saucepans.
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
Kosher law notwithstanding
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,the bacon sandwiches
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(hidden in the hymnals)
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
were greedily devoured
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
by errant pterodactyls
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
released by orang-utans
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
by unlocking their
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
hearts to the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
four swirling winds
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
(no, not farts)
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
obviously uncircumcised pterodactyls
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,anathema to proper
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
well brought up
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Guardians of the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Holy Grail, hidden
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
behind the vestry
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
coffee machine and
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
thinking hard about
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
grail-thoughts: Arthur, Merlin,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
what's her name
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Mary Magdalene, perhaps?
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
Finally, eschewing such
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
gammon and spinach
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
I started boiling
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
oil for anointing
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the potatoes that
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
would accompany the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
sacred bouquet d'garni
(herb bundle used for flavoring cooking)
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
that had been
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
soaked in eclipse-light
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
before being carefully
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
eaten by these
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
ungrateful hoards of
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
albino ravens which
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
ascended from Hades
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, eyes burning like
Posted by Chelley (# 11322) on
:
hot burny things
(Baldrick!)
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
made in Burnytown
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
by free house-elves
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
specialising in antique
Posted by Chelley (# 11322) on
:
decorative umbrella stands
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
for discerning deacons
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
or burgeoning bishops.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
The woodpecker pecked
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
at the pulpit
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,leaving the lectern
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
free from all
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
harm, as it
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
quietly gathered dust
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
mites, woodworm and
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
other wee beasties
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
some fancifully evolved
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
from dust bunnies
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
of Presbyrabbitist persuasion
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
into gross monsters
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
of Drumpian aspect
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
and biggliest ever
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
sword was required
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
. Realising this, Beelzebub
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
adjusting his toupee
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
of orange hue
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
sat alone, holding
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a fidget gadget
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
in each claw
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, pondering the futility
(tense change after reading back upthread)
[ 31. August 2017, 08:29: Message edited by: balaam ]
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
of pork sausages
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
with brown sauce
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
but without mash
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
or baked beans!
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
Yet, feeling ravenous,
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Beelzebub continued devouring
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
hamsters, which had
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
an odd funk
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
(whatever that means)
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
being slightly off
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
beat compared to
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
hard rock hamsters
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
shredding their mini-axes
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
, and making teaspoons.
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
Orange Beelzebub, returning
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the library book
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
on hamster cookery
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
tripped, bumping his
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
hamster casserole against
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
his serpentine sideboard
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which, collapsing onto
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
his daemonic feet
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
caused rupturing of
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
his ingrowing toenails
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Which I chopped
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
mercilessly with a
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
blunt hollowing adze
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
of ferocious aspect.
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Beelzebub raised a
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
brimming glass of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
rum towards his
Posted by Anselmina (# 3032) on
:
best friend called
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Trumpelstiltskin the Orange
(sorry - couldn't resist it!)
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
bigly, small-handed, sad
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,wearing a cat
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
-of-nine-tails as a
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
badge of honour
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
awarded by the
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Emperor of China
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
's second favourite concubine
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
whose pet hamster
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
was a closet
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
freestyle ice dancer
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
with a penchant
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
for hair mousse
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
tasting of garlic
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
flavoured marmite and
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
not actually edible.
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Meanwhile, in LaLaLand,
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Laa-Laa held Dipsy's
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
wonderful new machine
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and Tinky-winky's jealousy
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
at arm's length
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
over the tubby-custard
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,whose Tubbyware container
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
melted accidentally when
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
touched by Satan's
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
big toe (accidentally)
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
, rendering his foot
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
in custardy. Meanwhile
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
I sharpened the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
trident given to
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Aphrodite, Neptune's daughter,
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
at the supermarket
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
instead of a
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
box of mis-shaped
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Georgian silver forks
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which I stole
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,sold on eBay
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, put the money
[ 19. September 2017, 08:35: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
towards a private
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
unmapped island, located
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
using Google maps
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
which were inaccurate
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
and hence caused
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
an earthwards plunge
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
towards an empty
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
football stadium in
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
the heart of
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
the Chiltern Hundreds.
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
The Crown Steward
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
did some serious
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
thinking about how
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
much better things
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
will be after
Posted by Roman Cataholic (# 18736) on
:
purchasing a cat
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
with runcible whiskers,
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
nicely combed and
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
then plaited into
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
plaits. On the
Posted by Roman Cataholic (# 18736) on
:
morrow the sun
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, earth and Nibiru
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
failed to conjoin
Posted by Roman Cataholic (# 18736) on
:
and earth was
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
saved yet again.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Be not inhospitable
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
to the denizens
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, just avoid because
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
they are UNSPEAKABLY
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
gin-soaked and broke
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
all the crockery
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
from the Aldebaran
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
journey of Pioneer-10
[ 28. September 2017, 21:02: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,rendering it impossible
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
to overcome the
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
hostility of the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
drunken astronauts who
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
staggered aggressively towards
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Cthulu's Road House
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
near sunken R'lyeh
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, fell down and
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
kissed the ground
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,ignoring the wetness
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
of a newly
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
revealed temple floor
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which was weirdly
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
inset with tentacled
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
and eldritch motifs
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
and sliding panels
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
ready for when
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the flying bishop
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
landed from Betelgeuse
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
in an interstellar
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
congeries of iridescent
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
mitre-shaped rockets decorated
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
magically by Nyarlathotep
(staying with the Lovecraftian theme into which we seem to have segued...again....I suspect by the direct influence of The Great Old Ones)
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, causing chaos to
(simplified for those who have not read Lovecraft)
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
crawl across Earth
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
gathering legions of
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
hideous Deep Ones
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
for volleyball practice
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
followed by a
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
Host of cheerful
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
fanged butterflies which
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
devoured men's souls
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which is really
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
unfortunate for men
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
unless they have
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on
:
a soul that
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
loves and worships
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and sings hymns to
[ 07. October 2017, 22:59: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
those tiny little
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Great Old Ones
(no prophet...FOUR words Is Outrage!)
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
who were outraged
(Forgive for I have sinned! I used 4 words. Mea culpa)
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
by the use
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of Pine-Sol cleaner
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
on their starry
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on
:
starry night, paint
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
by numbers kit.
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Meanwhile, around Yuggoth,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
a fun guy
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
(not fungi) raised
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
by friendly wolves
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
sold Fuller Brushes
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
(whatever they are)
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
to passing pilgrims
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
with dirty teeth
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
caused by devouring
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
food without brushing
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
it with oil
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on
:
meant for the
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
rear axle bearing
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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the entire weight
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:
of the universe
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
or multiverse, even.
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Oddly, you people
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:
of this multiverse
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are evenly weighted
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
with clockwork bananas
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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, stale jelly beans
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,elderly alcoholic fruitcakes
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(now in AA)
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:
(but not RAC)
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on
:
all mashed up
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:
like potatoes, turnips,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
parsnips and shredded
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cabbage. Curried plantains,
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:
jerk chicken, mango
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:
, all repellently inedible
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:
so the hamsters
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:
testified in court,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
about Paleo nutrition
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:
and hamster cuisine
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which intrigued the
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
other famished rodents
(Are hamsters rodents? Hope so).
[ 18. October 2017, 10:01: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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(Yes, they are!)
together with lagomorphs,
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
(Which aren't)
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
giraffes, walrusi , tree frogs,
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:
a bishop named
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Frankenfurter, who lived
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on a sausage
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:
called Baldrick. Blessings
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:
showered from above
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:
don't actually make
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:
anyone really wet,
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
except when they
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:
forget their gumboots
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, raincoats, sou'westers and
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
galoshes. Meanwhile, in
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:
Shipafoolonians II (non-canonical scripture)
[ 24. October 2017, 03:10: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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, as interpreted by
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
manx cats, locomotives
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
named for dead
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
heroes and heroines
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:
whose theological train
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:
of existential thought
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
had become derailed
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
by wet leaves
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
that wouldn't fall
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
where they should,
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
but instead headed
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
towards the Bahamas
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
for realms unknown
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
and Bermuda's Triangle
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:
which the sermon
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
(of three points)
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
disappeared into, pleasing
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:
the entire congregation
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:
including hamsters who
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
leaped over the
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
overfilled baptistery, falling
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
into a hot-tub
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
of warm treacle
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which had been
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
especially laced with
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
hallucinogenic drugs which
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
induced visions of
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
marmosets, astro-physics and
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
flying liquorice all-sorts
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
from the planet
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
nearest to Betelgeuse
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:
which is half-way
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
down the unpopular
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Road to Perdition
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:
where there is
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
a constant concatenation
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
of alliterative allusions
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
about zinging zebras
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
who whistle while
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
working wearily westwards
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
where wild warthogs
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
willingly wait, wishing
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
we’d wait watchfully
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
whilst weirdly, wonderfully
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:
watching you lot.
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Alliteration's artful aid
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:
bothered the bishop
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
's brother's pet poodle
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
, pawing, pooping pest
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
(ie the bishop)
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
that he isn't.
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Severus stepped silently
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
in his clogs
[ 06. November 2017, 19:36: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
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:
, breath briefly bated
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
but nevertheless nonchalant
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
in nervous nudity
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of his spirit
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:
, expecting imminent arrest
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:
and perhaps a
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
spell in jug.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
On far-away Gallifrey
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
(which doesn't exist)
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:
an imaginary man
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
(who doesn't exist)
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
ate a smorgasbord
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,including the table,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
made of gingerbread
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
with lemon-sauce frosting
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which was a
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
snare and delusion
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
for cold Vikings
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
who had just
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
come back from
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Warmland and Vinland.
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:
Turning the other
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
cheek (as instructed)
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
caused the herring
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:
to be doubly
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
-jointed and happy
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
in the net
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
curtain adorned parlour
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which was inspired
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
by Florence Nightingale
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:
The Musical©, featuring
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
a galaxy of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Milky-Way candy bars
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
along with several
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
dancing amputees and
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
featuring hand-bell ringers
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,whose quotidian tintinnabulations
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
rang false notes
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
in the true
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
fake (©Trump) reality
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
. Old Mr. Toad
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
, entering his chaise
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, nibbling fine appetizers
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,courtesy of Walmart,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
sipping sparkling cider
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
out of a
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
W*terfo*d crystal glass
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
inherited from his
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Dagon-worshipping ancestors
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(born in Scunthorpe)
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
- a fishy story -
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
decided to take
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Dagon worship to
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:
sea, where pirates
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
converted en masse
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
during the Mass
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of St. Dagon
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
of the Deep.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Then Cthulhu woke.
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
R'lyeh rose earthwards,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
not unlike a
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
large flatulent dinosaur,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
gassy from eating
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
an asparagus-cabbage smoothie
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
chef, two vicars,
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
three French hens,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
four Jedi knights,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
five broken toasters
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
six Pixy Stix,
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
seven Christmas Puddings
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
eight turkey drumsticks,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
nine dead parrots,
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
ten trimensual tintinnabulations
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
and a fly.
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Jack opened his
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
present from Dagon
Posted by Net Spinster (# 16058) on
:
which devoured him
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
with eldritch screaming
Posted by RdrEmCofE (# 17511) on
:
Blue Passport Queue.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Meanwhile, Einstein's cat
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
had kittens, one
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
with two heads,
Posted by Chelley (# 11322) on
:
one with six
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,two with seven,
Posted by Chelley (# 11322) on
:
and four with
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
runcible silver spoons
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
embedded in their
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
paws for skiing.
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
These worked well,
Posted by Chelley (# 11322) on
:
except when they
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
became more runcible
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
calling to mind
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
TS Eliot's cats
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
(No - Edward Lear's)
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Old Foss and
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
his many friends
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, who stopped from
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
climbing trees when
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
they fell out.
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Meanwhile, in Scotland
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
, that brave country,
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
where the snow
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
makes your toes
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
curl up, weeping
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
. Hogmanay's first first-footer
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
melted, unlike icecream
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
in deepest Antarctica
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
where the fried
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
fish and chips
Posted by not entirely me (# 17637) on
:
are gorged on
Posted by RdrEmCofE (# 17511) on
:
delightfully by penguins
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
(not polar-bears, obviously),
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
wearing warm waistcoats
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
large fuzzy slippers,
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
sagacious silken scarves,
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
red mankinis and
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
white stovepipe hats.
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Thus attired, they
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
did breath-taking pirouettes
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
while breathing in
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
premium laughing gas
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which, surprisingly, didn't
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
cause any amusement
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
to onlooking badgers
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
with very large
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
-lensed opera glasses
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, although the gnus
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
kicked the badgers
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
from the balcony
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
into the orchestra
Posted by RdrEmCofE (# 17511) on
:
with bovine aplomb
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
g-nashing their teeth
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
and waving their
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
toothpaste and toothbrush
Posted by RdrEmCofE (# 17511) on
:
perfectly synchronized with
Posted by RdrEmCofE (# 17511) on
:
the mystro's baton
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
(what's a mystro?)
Posted by RdrEmCofE (# 17511) on
:
a dislecxzik conductor
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which sliced through
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
the Spelling Bee
Posted by RdrEmCofE (# 17511) on
:
rendering it flightless
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
, unable to procreate,
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
or, indeed, conduct
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
a licit affair.
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Such affairs must
Posted by RdrEmCofE (# 17511) on
:
of course be
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
corroborated by much
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
forensically incontrovertible evidence
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
of pusillanimous rightdoing.
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
Looking back on
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
2017, the best
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
year since 2016,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
also the worst
Posted by RdrEmCofE (# 17511) on
:
with little doubt
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
since time began
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
and folk remembered
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
a Trumpless life
Posted by RdrEmCofE (# 17511) on
:
, ahh the bliss.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
The most innocent
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
smile appeared on
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
the face of
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
the earth, which
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
(despite Global Warming)
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
was amused by
Posted by RdrEmCofE (# 17511) on
:
enthusiastic apocalyptic expectations
[ 07. January 2018, 15:10: Message edited by: RdrEmCofE ]
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, eagerly perpetrated by
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Trumperican fundie supporters
Posted by RdrEmCofE (# 17511) on
:
, hair-trigger fingered
[ 07. January 2018, 15:42: Message edited by: RdrEmCofE ]
Posted by RdrEmCofE (# 17511) on
:
and hare brained,
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
and heir to
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
the throne, who
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
demanded spit-polished boots
Posted by RdrEmCofE (# 17511) on
:
, leather thong laced
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
basques and gimp
Posted by RdrEmCofE (# 17511) on
:
with Blakeys protectors.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
The apoplectic chancellor
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
gnashed his teeth
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
and twitched his
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
auburn handlebar moustache
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, thoughtfully sipping his
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
tankard of GIN
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
with a shaking
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Stevens cassette playing
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Ray's "The Streak"
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
while uttering loudly:
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"Don't look, Ethel!"
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Ethel's identity is
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
under MI5 investigation.
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
It is thought
[ 09. January 2018, 13:45: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
that forgetting to
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
cover her head,
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
her arms were
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Thunder and Lightning
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
when compared to
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
those of Cleopatra
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
whose meagre triceps
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
bore no tattoos
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
but were indelicately
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
bound in leather
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
trimmed with lace
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, ideal for yoga
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
and reiki therapy
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, reflexology, ear acupuncture
[ 10. January 2018, 05:37: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
and other "alternative"
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
yet futile attempts
[ 10. January 2018, 08:39: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on
:
to appear normal.
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Cleopatra, suddenly remembering
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the name she'd
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
of her favourite
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
most stupidly forgotten
(This is the kind of English up with which I will not put!)
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
odd ode, called
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
Salome, come here!
{I know the maid's name was something like Iris or Eras, but Salome goes well, and allows for the dance or the entry of John the Baptist. Thoughtful for the next contributor, that's me]
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
After the funeral
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
no one expected
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
the massive attendance
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
at the wake
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, but free booze
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
has the power
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
to attract flies
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
that prey on
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
cleverly worded gossip
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
,getting carried away
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
by ravenous spiders
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and confused ant-eaters
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
who were expecting
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
the legendary Godot.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Meanwhile, in Yosemite
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
geysers plumed incessantly ![[Help]](graemlins/help.gif)
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
sending scalding water
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
into waiting pasta
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
held by hungry
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
hunting hedgehogs' hands
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
barely able to
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
contain their excitement,
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
hold their pasta,
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
sing "La Danza",
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
add parmesan cheese
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,copious black pepper,
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
and using their
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
powers of persuasion
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
over Dutch greengrocers
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
with huge piles
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, and other anal
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
and alimentary ailments.
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
It wasn't long
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
,unlike their intestines,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
but longer than
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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one might have
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
spent crocheting, that
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
the badgers appeared
Posted by Chelley (# 11322) on
:
and started singing
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Christmas carols, although
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
with garbled lyrics
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
in total ignorance ![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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of gender neutrality
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:
but so enthusiastically
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
was their enthusiasm
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
that they overlooked
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
their English grammar.
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
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Having said all
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
, and done all,
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
they thanked the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
cooks, wait-staff, the
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
lovely dancing bears,
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
and departed through
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
the falling snow
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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For warmer climes.
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
The tropical sun
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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wasn't shining because
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
it was vacationing
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
in snowbound America
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
, was eclipsed anyway
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
by a large
{tooManyWords}
[ 15. January 2018, 11:01: Message edited by: balaam ]
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
brown ball of
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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undetermined sh**hole origin
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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with orange toupee
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
, hideous but stable,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
until toucans stole
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
his Guinness, which
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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by that time
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
was perfectly undrinkable
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
(it always is).
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
Suffering from bellyache,
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
brought on by
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
stomach parasites which
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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feast on fermented
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
black Liffey water
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and small crustacea
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
of hideous aspect
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
he collapsed, exhausted
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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and dreamed of
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:
being a lumberjack
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
. 99 electric sheep
[ 17. January 2018, 02:30: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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with low batteries,
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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but plenty of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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chutzpah. Eventually, I
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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finished my McBagel
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
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washed my hands,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
overflowing the sink
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
with putrid detritus
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
that quickly became
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
alive, monstrous, wicked,
Posted by RdrEmCofE (# 17511) on
:
dangerously vicious and
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
a lurid Orange
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
that would tempt
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
a circling vulture
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
with Ghost Riders
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
to feast ravenously
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
. But hard times
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
descended upon Earth
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
with a loud
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
noise of trumpets
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
playing jazz badly
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
with an accompaniment
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
of viols, serpents,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
fake news, gnashing
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
of false choppers
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and rattling of
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
unarticulated skeletal figures
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Which reminds me
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
that it's time
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
to "Time Warp"!
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
In parallel universes,
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
relatively near to
Did you see what I did there?
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
one another, the
(Yes, O Einstein revenant!)
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
creatures of comfort
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
, covered in chocolate,
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
happily nibbled at
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:
by p187's anteaters
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
and rats with
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
halitosis, who loved
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
sleeping in the
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
somewhat mouldy straw
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
through the day.
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Meanwhile, Yuggothian fungi
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
(Google didn't help) ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
, cooked in garlic,
(This might help)
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
smelled so bad
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
that garlic aficiandos
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
brushed their teeth
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
, breathed in deeply
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the Innsmouth air
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
and played with
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
the Deep Ones'
(note the apostrophe!)
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
Listerine mouthwash which
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
enraged Lord Dagon
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
and his little
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:
friends who started
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
frothing , flossing , and
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
misusing commas while
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
so doing. Dagon
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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hates punctuation so
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
shamefully openly that
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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he slays Oxford
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
with whatnots and
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
thingamajigs, wielding them
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
in a most
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
eldritch and squamous
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
fashion. This annoyed
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
all football fans
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
who played baseball
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
and cricket badly.
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
Notwithstanding which, the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
overall athletic prowess
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
of the Dagonites
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
was outweighed by
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
mutant gerbils who
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
rode sequined Segways
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
sideways on sidewalks
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
and backwards on
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
beautiful birchwood boardwalks
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
all festooned with
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
fritillaries in flight.
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
O wondrous sight!
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
I declared as
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
they floated skywards
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
on iridescent wings,
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
like flying teatrays
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
with coffee cups
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
balanced precariously thereupon
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
. You would never
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
dangle a randy
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
(whatever that is)
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
dandy in front
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
helium balloons attached,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
stratosphere bound, then
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
incomprehensibly incognito again,
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
precisely because it
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
transformed into a
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
bowl of petunias;
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
onion patch notwithstanding,
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
the beetroot harvest
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
surprised everyone by
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the tractor which
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
roamed through Tuscany.
The reference is to My Italian Bulldozer by Alexander McCall Smith
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
Sucking a lemon,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
tequila-soaked oysters were
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
enthusiastically consumed by
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Walrus and Carpenter
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, Solicitors and Notaries,
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:
cook, bottle-washer, glumphing
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
and large ladies
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, snarks and boojums
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
(snarks are boojums)
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
The second course
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
of spotted dick
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
amused the urologists
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
amused the acupuncturists
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
, but headmasters knew
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
absolutely nothing because
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the government conspired
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
to keep everybody
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
ignorant, but amused.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
When I rang
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Big Ben, before
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
Quasimodo caught me,
TRIVIA ALERT
{Pedantically one can't actually ring Big Ben for a while due to repairs on the tower, or so I am told; and Quasimodo couldn't have swung on the rope , because it is a clockwork mechanism, unlike the Abbey Bells or those at St Paul's where one has to be invited to ring by the very posh and prestigious College of Bellringers.]
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
(using an app*)
*download the Big Ben app from the Googly Playstore and from Appley iTunes!*
[ 31. January 2018, 03:13: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
. "Struck thirteen, eh?"
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
the witching hour?
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Meanwhile, in Sainsbury's,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(or maybe Selfridge's?)
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
the stinking cheese
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
turned green. Then
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
nothing happened. Cheese
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
for a photographer
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
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can be interchanged
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(at reputable stores)
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
for diaphanous gowns
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
with sparkly bits
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
in places where
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
everybody notices, but
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
must be removed
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
before gently handwashing
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
cold in Woolite
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
(other brands available).
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
putting them carefully
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
into the river
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
but not forgetting
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
to don galoshes
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
but accidently falling
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
foul of the
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
enormous creature which
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
lives under the
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
waterfall and feeds
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
(but not exclusively)
Posted by Pangolin Guerre (# 18686) on
:
upon the entrails
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
I dropped because
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
... it's mate returned
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
, apostrophe in hand,
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
I knew as soon as it been posted ; that'll teach me not to check in the preview pane, which I normally do. AND it's a personal hatred of mine to misplace apostrophes...
How does one edit posts?
So "'apostrophe in hand"
colon curling concentrically,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
interrobang inquiring intensely
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and with bated
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
teeth, snarling ferociously,
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
but horribly decayed
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
Jaws agape ferociously
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
closed on soft
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
marshmallow and chocolate
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, having unfortunately forgotten
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
to be punctual
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
You're late again!! ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
"Your clock stopped!"
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
exploded.Crumbs erupted
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
all over the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
plaice, which chef
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
Ramsey swore over
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
-egging the soft
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
fillets with crumbs
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
from thy table
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
. No one could
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:
be so cruel
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
:
as to discombobulate
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
a stray dog
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
devouring table crumbs
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
, whether stale or
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
just a bit
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
dried-out, but because
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
gold fairy dust
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
is always sticky
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
one must carefully
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
avoid this while
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
preserving magical properties
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
and soaring like
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
a drone over
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
the poshest neighborhood
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
scrutinising sun baskers
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
making birch baskets
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
decorated with gold
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
flowers and silver
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
. But in them
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
were found squamous
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
centipedes sucking the
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
blood from veins
Posted by Mama Thomas (# 10170) on
:
and regurgitating it
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which is disgusting.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
My alma mater
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
was known for
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
plain speaking and
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
bad professors who
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
didn't know Latin
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
names for pizza
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
or even the
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
fourth declension ablative
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
for a space-suit
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
:
covered in gold
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which leaked air
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
and took off
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
into the galaxy
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
:
bar of chocolate
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which my daughter
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
foolishly melted in
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
haste by stuffing
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
it in underwear
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
and putting it
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
on the radiator
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
which was exceedingly
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
hot, and yet
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
, poured over pancakes,
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
became caramel sauce
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
so thick and
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
glutinous that the
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
pancakes became rigid
Posted by not entirely me (# 17637) on
:
In sheer terror.
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
The next day
Posted by not entirely me (# 17637) on
:
involved careful recovery
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
, it being Lent
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and Valentine's so
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
ASHEN FACED, THEY
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
lolloped towards the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Odwalla juice bar
Posted by not entirely me (# 17637) on
:
Where they imbibed
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
litres and litres
Posted by not entirely me (# 17637) on
:
of mead and
Posted by not entirely me (# 17637) on
:
cursed anyone who
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
missed the spittoon.
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
That unfortunately eliminated
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
all competitors in
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the Olympic curling
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
and also the
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
spotted pedigree dogs
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which peed on
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
the assembled judges
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
garnered negative points
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
with all the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
rules they'd broken
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
at regular intervals.
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
The next day
Posted by not entirely me (# 17637) on
:
everyone took stock
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
simmered stove-top, added
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
pedigree dog bits
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
to produce gravy,
Posted by not entirely me (# 17637) on
:
and sat down
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
to enjoy the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
apertif which was
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
surprisingly reminiscent of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
ZAPHOD BEEETLEBROX APPEARED
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
and all the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Hong Kong Cavaliers
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
riding roughshod through
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
the dining room
Posted by not entirely me (# 17637) on
:
like you do.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
:
of Buckingham Palace
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
chasing the trail
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of Carmen SanDiego
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
. Don't you dare
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
nick the silver
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
coffee pot or
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
else I'll disassemble
Posted by not entirely me (# 17637) on
:
your guts for
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
payment in unmarked
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
Confederate dollar bills
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
found in a
Posted by aliehs (# 18878) on
:
well concealed cache
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
buried in a
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
disused sewage pipe
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
that reeked of
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
effluent. Surprisingly, the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
knock on the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
third floor window
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
wasn't Santa Claus
Posted by not entirely me (# 17637) on
:
but instead was
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
a hobbit named
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Mrs. Belladonna Took
Posted by not entirely me (# 17637) on
:
who carried knitting
Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on
:
needles as weapons
Posted by not entirely me (# 17637) on
:
just in case
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
:
anyone should try
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
to feed her
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
to wolves which
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roamed voraciously round
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the back of
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her bedchamber. Surprisingly,
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the New Ship
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anchored nearby, with
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its motley crew
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poised and eagerly
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asleep, began to
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hoist the flag
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of Hope over
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the chicken sandwiches
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and their green
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teeth which needed
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gnashing rather badly.
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Dental treatment completed,
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the vicar phoned -
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" My Sermon is"
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"Tele-Tubbies As Disciples".
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Whereupon the congregation
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continued snoring, until
[Only 3 words, and I still get the tense wrong]
[ 27. February 2018, 11:43: Message edited by: balaam ]
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the organist began
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flirting with diapasons
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and diminished scales
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in minor keys
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whereupon they all
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Shouted out ALLELUIAS
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and sang the
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"Monster Mash", dancing
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liturgically to the
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amusement of the
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speckled hens who
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