My profile login | | Directory | Search | FAQs | Board home   Printer-friendly view   » Ship of Fools   » Special interest discussion   » The Circus   » Trump's Tale Titles Email this page to a friend or enemy.     Source: (consider it) Thread: Trump's Tale Titles Golden Key Shipmate # 1468 Posted                          I just realized something: given that T has (co-)written several books, he'll likely write at least one about his presidency--however long it is. Possible titles: --My Greatness. --How My Greatness Won The Presidency. --How I, Trump, Saved The World. --The Fun Of Being A/The Messiah. --What's Next For The Trump? --Thank You, Me, For A Very Great, I Mean Really Greatest Life. (I originally posted this in Purg, but I think it'll make a great game. Feel free to suggest book content, too.) -------------------- Blessed Gator, pray for us! --"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon") --"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train") Posts: 18601 | From: Chilling out in an undisclosed, sincere pumpkin patch. | Registered: Oct 2001  |  IP: Logged Schroedinger's cat Ship's cool cat # 64 Posted                          "Me - the greatest prisoner ever to serve a life sentence!" in which he explains how he is still a winner, still winning, despite being a bankrupt prisoner. -------------------- Blog Music for your enjoyment Lord may all my hard times be healing times take out this broken heart and renew my mind. Posts: 18859 | From: At the bottom of a deep dark well. | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged Bishops Finger Shipmate # 5430 Posted                        'The Donald Has Scored Again' (from the infamous pussy-grabbing tape, IIRC) IJ -------------------- Our words are giants when they do us an injury, and dwarfs when they do us a service. (Wilkie Collins) Posts: 10151 | From: Behind The Wheel Again! | Registered: Jan 2004  |  IP: Logged Welease Woderwick Sister Incubus Nightmare # 10424 Posted                        -- "A Perfect Life, Perfectly Lived" complete with a [blank] appendix entitled "My Mistakes". -- "Next Stop: God" -------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand? Posts: 48139 | From: 1st on the right, straight on 'til morning | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged Kelly Alves Bunny with an axe # 2522 Posted                        A Million Little Fingers -------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003. Posts: 35076 | From: Pura Californiana | Registered: Mar 2002  |  IP: Logged no prophet's flag is set so... Proceed to see sea # 15560 Posted                           Are You There Vladimir? It's Me Donnie. Comey Was My Sous-Chef. which is a cookbook. Recipes include Tiny Chicken Fingers. -------------------- Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety. \_(ツ)_/ Posts: 11498 | From: Treaty 6 territory in the nonexistant Province of Buffalo, Canada ↄ⃝' | Registered: Mar 2010  |  IP: Logged Eutychus From the edge # 3081 Posted                          I Was Not Wrong (referring to this) -------------------- Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy Posts: 17944 | From: 528491 | Registered: Jul 2002  |  IP: Logged Bishops Finger Shipmate # 5430 Posted                        'Mar-a-Lago Memories' or (subtitled) 'Was I supposed to be in a White House, then?' IJ -------------------- Our words are giants when they do us an injury, and dwarfs when they do us a service. (Wilkie Collins) Posts: 10151 | From: Behind The Wheel Again! | Registered: Jan 2004  |  IP: Logged dyfrig Blue Scarfed Menace # 15 Posted                        The autobiography will be called "Covfefe". One biography will be "The Clot Against America", -------------------- "He was wrong in the long run, but then, who isn't?" - Tony Judt Posts: 6917 | From: pob dydd Iau, am hanner dydd | Registered: Apr 2001  |  IP: Logged Bishops Finger Shipmate # 5430 Posted                        IJ -------------------- Our words are giants when they do us an injury, and dwarfs when they do us a service. (Wilkie Collins) Posts: 10151 | From: Behind The Wheel Again! | Registered: Jan 2004  |  IP: Logged Schroedinger's cat Ship's cool cat # 64 Posted                          "How I fucked the world. Because I am such a fucking fuck." -------------------- Blog Music for your enjoyment Lord may all my hard times be healing times take out this broken heart and renew my mind. Posts: 18859 | From: At the bottom of a deep dark well. | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged Bishops Finger Shipmate # 5430 Posted                        You forgot the capital Fs. They would emphasise the sheer Fuckingness of Egregious Fuckwit Bastard. IJ -------------------- Our words are giants when they do us an injury, and dwarfs when they do us a service. (Wilkie Collins) Posts: 10151 | From: Behind The Wheel Again! | Registered: Jan 2004  |  IP: Logged Teekeey Misha Shipmate # 18604 Posted                       "Mankind: My Part in His Downfall." (pace Spike Milligan) -------------------- Misha Don't assume I don't care; sometimes I just can't be bothered to put you right. 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