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Independence Day
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Membership number: 1776 Catalogue entry: click here [ 18. August 2005, 10:32: Message edited by: Auctioneer ]
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Auctioneer
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We move to Lot 8, number 1776, perfect for the patriot shipmate. Would anyone like to declare for Lot 8? Let's start with a bid of $15... do I hear $15?
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Spiffy
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$15 bucks.
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Amazing Grace*
Shipmate
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I bid $20.
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Spiffy
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$30
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Lyda*Rose
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$35
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JB*
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$36
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Spiffy
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$46
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Amazing Grace*
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$50
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Spiffy
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$51
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Lyda*Rose
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$52
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JB*
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$53
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Spiffy
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$55
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Auctioneer
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In 1776, Thomas Jefferson wrote that "all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."
My friends, what greater Happiness could an American have than to be the proud possessor of member number 1776? It could be your inalienable Right to declare your loyalty to the US of A with every post!
#1776 is at $55 -- do I hear $60? Or better yet, $76?
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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You're right, Mr Auctioneer, I couldn't be happier than to possess 1776.
$56
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Spiffy
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$60
And should I point out that I have an undergraduate degree with a specialty in American Political History?
*sings "I'm Proud to be an American"*
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basso
Ship’s Crypt Keeper
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Can't anybody here take a hint?
$76
(no, they're not paying me for this...)
b.
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Lyda*Rose
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$77
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Sine Nomine*
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$78.00
I think it's classier than a 2-digit number at that price. 2-digit numbers are vulgar. [ 23. August 2005, 03:10: Message edited by: Sine Nomine ]
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Sine Nomine*
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I forgot. We're not supposed to edit, are we?
Still bidding $78.00
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jlg
What is this place? Why am I here?
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quote: Originally posted by Sine Nomine: $78.00
I think it's classier than a 2-digit number at that price. 2-digit numbers are vulgar.
Only to those who didn't inherit them and can't afford to buy them.
*sniff*
$79
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Sine Nomine*
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Then why are you bidding on this one, Missy?
$80.00
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jlg
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Purely for the pleasure of chatting with you, Sir.
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iGeek.*
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$82
...then may I cut in? Care to dance?
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Lyda*Rose
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$83
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Sine Nomine*
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$84.00
Because I stand for Motherhood, America, and a hot lunch for orphans.
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Auctioneer
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Speech is free, but it ain't cheap--the Ship needs your greenbacks. Americans, indulge in that most American of pastimes--wrapping yourself in the flag! UnAmericans, score an extra point every time you post on the pond war threads!
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Lyda*Rose
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$85
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Siena
Ship's Bluestocking
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$90.00
Take off your hat, Sine, there's a tear-stained eagle passing....
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Sine Nomine*
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Do you see him on the hill at Gettysburg, 'neath that great triumphal arch?
$125.00
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JB*
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$130
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Lyda*Rose
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$131
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Pyx_e
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$132
P
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Lyda*Rose
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$133
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Pyx_e
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$134
P
Lyda I love you like a sister, you do know the auctio0n closed twenty minutes ago, right?
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Lyda*Rose
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So why are you still bidding, babe?
$135
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Pyx_e
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Erm, cos its funny and has no consequence other than to note your failing to read the Main page and annoy the auctioneer a bit who will come and close this thread soon.
$140
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Lyda*Rose
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$141
Fair enough. If I annoy him with enough money, maybe he'll go away happy. [ 02. September 2005, 11:28: Message edited by: Lyda*Rose ]
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Pyx_e
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Thats me broke.
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Lyda*Rose
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-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Auctioneer
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<hammer falls>
The winning bid on this thread was for $130 by JB (all the other bids were made after the auction closed). You can make your payment on this page, JB...
http://shipoffools.com/Products/auctions/cc_payment.html
Please note your Lot number (8) as you'll need to enter it into the payment form. Thanks for supporting the ship! If you wish to transfer your board identity to this number, please post on the Winners! thread and we'll arrange your move in the next seven days.
And thanks to everyone else who took part in bidding on this thread. If you'd like to give to the Organ Fund anyway, here's the link...
http://shipoffools.com/Organ/options.html
Thanks!
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