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Daron, who is apparently an ordained priest in the Established Church, has made it clear that his 'ministry' consists firstly of preaching heresy (in so much as he denies what the Church Catholic has always taught about sacraments) and secondly in a complete lack of pastoral concern for any person who might darken his door. Particularly salient is his advice for pastoral care for a young woman bringing her child to be baptized which seems to consist of saying 'fuck off, slut, you are not worthy of my attention or that of Christ'. Very Christian, I'm sure you'll agree.

Is there nothing to which the more lunatic fringe of vangiedom will not stoop in their attempt to destroy the sacramental and pastoral witness of the Church of England?

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GAWD these "I'm calling you to hell for disagreeing with me" hell calls have gotta stop!
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Seconded. Lame lame lame. Might as well call Polly here for saying pretty much the same thing. Daron's citing fairly bog-standard evo soteriology. If that merits a Hell call, count me in. [Disappointed]

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quote:
Originally posted by Zach82:
GAWD these "I'm calling you to hell for disagreeing with me" hell calls have gotta stop!

C'mon Zach, give us the line. For old times sake.

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quote:
Originally posted by Patdys:
quote:
Originally posted by Zach82:
GAWD these "I'm calling you to hell for disagreeing with me" hell calls have gotta stop!

C'mon Zach, give us the line. For old times sake.
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quote:
Originally posted by (S)pike couchant:
Daron, who is apparently an ordained priest in the Established Church, has made it clear that his 'ministry' consists firstly of preaching heresy (in so much as he denies what the Church Catholic has always taught about sacraments) and secondly in a complete lack of pastoral concern for any person who might darken his door. Particularly salient is his advice for pastoral care for a young woman bringing her child to be baptized which seems to consist of saying 'fuck off, slut, you are not worthy of my attention or that of Christ'. Very Christian, I'm sure you'll agree.

Is there nothing to which the more lunatic fringe of vangiedom will not stoop in their attempt to destroy the sacramental and pastoral witness of the Church of England?

It's come up before as I'm getting tired of baptising the infants of non-church members resident in the parish. I think it's a Reform position.
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Close but no cigar
This is the worst Hell call ever [Big Grin]

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[ 09. July 2012, 12:12: Message edited by: Patdys ]

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But *I* wanted to be everything that was wronge with the CofE today.

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quote:
Originally posted by (S)pike couchant:
Is there nothing to which the more lunatic fringe of vangiedom will not stoop in their attempt to destroy the sacramental and pastoral witness of the Church of England?

Indeed, and whatever they leave standing the "if it ain't got balls, it ain't a priest" brigade will finish off. [ETA so maybe Daron only represents half the problem.]

[ 09. July 2012, 12:15: Message edited by: BroJames ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Zach82:
GAWD these "I'm calling you to hell for disagreeing with me" hell calls have gotta stop!

What the fuck else are they supposed to be for in your opinion?

And while I'm asking questions, who the fuck asked for your opinion anyway?

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Marvin got in before me. I'll second that.

And Zach : Your line, for old times sake, is [Snore]

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I Thought This Was A non-heretical Christian Website.

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Daron is an arrogant, judgemental, narrow-minded fundamentalist who (or at least whose screen persona) is totally unsuited to pastoral ministry. Fortunately I don't think he and his ilk are any more than a minor irritant to the body that is the C of E. I just pity the poor sods who find that he has turned their parish into a no-go area for ordinary, doubting, insecure, searching human beings.

(S)pike couchant: kudos for your courage in opening a post in Hell while still an apprentice! I don't believe that Daron's sort of fundamentalism is representative, but it's more of a threat to the ethos of the C of E than soft and cuddly liberalism could ever be.

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I don't really give a toss what bollocks Daron believes about baptism. But his description of loving ministry as "obsequious sycophancy" is a act of true cuntitude.

The father of the prodigal son - there's another obsequious sycophant. After all, the parable makes it abundantly clear that the son only went home because he was hungry and that his empty words of contrition were carefully rehearsed simply to get him in the door. Why didn't his father tell him to piss off and come back when he was really sorry?

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Yeah, and what a bigot the Apostle Peter was for sending Simon Magus packing. He should've just taken the cash and flogged him the Holy Spirit. Yes, the guy's motives were confused but Peter didn't recognise the baby Jesus in him. Stupid fundamentalist.

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I was going to reply on the Purgatory thread. But thought this might have crossed the boundary into hell and thought better safe than sorry.

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Originally posted by Daron:
Has it really come to this? Honestly! Is it really not possible for a minister of the gospel to give a gracious, gentle, compassionate and well qualified 'No' to a pagan's request? For goodness sake!

No. What it has come to is that a minister of the gospel should not turn an infant away from God's grace for the sins of the mother.

[Mad] [Mad]

What it has also come to is that someone enjoined to spread the 'Good News' (whether it is or not is for another thread) and who literally has someone knocking on their door and in a more receptive mindset than they will ever be at any other point in their life is turning them away.

As an atheist I thorougly support your stated behaviours and actions. Your encouraging people to consider the Church to be an exclusive club that is not for them on the occasions they are open enough to reach out to the Church. You are getting a genuine and good opportunity to evangelise handed to you on a platter and calling actually spreading the good news 'obsequious sycophancy'.

So from my atheist side: [Killing me]
But from my human side: [Ultra confused] [Tear]

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I don't think she needs her baby baptised. I think she needs something else. I didn't say I wouldn't extend grace or that I would withhold the gospel.

When a sick person visits the doctor they often ask for a specific type of medicine because they've googled their symptoms. But dispensing on request would not be helpful or wise. It would be much more appropriate to the GP to do his own diagnosis before making a prescription. It's the same with the cure of souls.

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quote:
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I don't think she needs her baby baptised. I think she needs something else.

What about what the baby needs, dickwad?

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quote:
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.... it's more of a threat to the ethos of the C of E than soft and cuddly liberalism could ever be.

What's your evidence for this? Scratch or disagree with a "cuddly liberal" and IME you find another rabid fundamentalist.
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quote:
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Originally posted by Daron:
I don't think she needs her baby baptised. I think she needs something else.

What about what the baby needs, dickwad?
I don't believe in magic, Marvin. Or lucky charms. Or rubbing my bingo card on the family bible or a freshly baptised baby.

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I don't think he's very interested in what the baby needs, Marvin. I think he just wants to do whatever will keep his squeaky clean soul nice and unsullied from contact with all those horrid unbelievers. Must say, though, if that's what he wants to do, WTF is he doing in the CofE parochial ministry?

[ 09. July 2012, 14:00: Message edited by: Albertus ]

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Daron:
I don't think she needs her baby baptised. I think she needs something else.

What about what the baby needs, dickwad?
You know what? What that baby needs is a mum who loves Jesus, not a mother who wants a waking, talking lucky charm.

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quote:
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What that baby needs is a mum who loves Jesus...

Which 'Jesus' are we talking about here?

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Where are you going with this question?

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Daron's Jesus(TM), of course.
We may have ahd this conversation before, but do we think Daron's for real? There's something there- maybe an inconsistency of tone (OK, and a maybe self-deluding concern for the good name of the CofE parochial clergy, but that's by the by)- that makes me feel a bit three-billygoats-gruff, IYSWIM.

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Daron, you're a minister in a church which offers baptism as a sacrament. Isn't there some kind of requirement of obedience there?

Hey, if it's a matter of conscience, fine. I can understand that. But that might mean that for consistency's sake you might be better off joining a denomination which practises believers' baptism. (Like mine for example)

But, on the other hand, if it's a matter of being used, time to pull up those Big Boy panties, I should think.

All churches offering any form of pastoral or sacramental support get used, even abused. That's not so bad. It's one of the costs of seeking to be generous. That doesn't make the offer of support unworthy in itself. Given a choice, which is better? To let folks take advantage of your generosity, or to judge them for being advantage-takers?

I'm remembering, vaguely, a song by Kevin Prosch which talked about "taking the pointing finger and the vanities we speak and casting them away" So that "our light would break forth like the morning sun."

I liked Justinian's post. Brings out (again) the Robert Burns in me.

"O wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us
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It wad frae monie a blunder free us
An' foolish notion
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An' ev'n Devotion"

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Where are you going with this question?

Presumably into the murky world which this fine book attempted to navigate.

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quote:
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What about what the baby needs, dickwad?

I don't believe in magic, Marvin. Or lucky charms. Or rubbing my bingo card on the family bible or a freshly baptised baby.
Do you believe in God's grace? Do you believe that babies need it every bit as much as adults? Or is it something that's only relevant to human beings once they're past a certain age?

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quote:
Originally posted by Daron:
I don't think she needs her baby baptised. I think she needs something else. I didn't say I wouldn't extend grace or that I would withhold the gospel.

When a sick person visits the doctor they often ask for a specific type of medicine because they've googled their symptoms. But dispensing on request would not be helpful or wise. It would be much more appropriate to the GP to do his own diagnosis before making a prescription. It's the same with the cure of souls.

I think you've got your analogy wrong. I think she most certainly *does* need what she's asking for, she just doesn't understand why. You are a doctor who won't dispense antibiotics to a patient with an infection that would be successfully treated by those ABs because she mistakenly believes her symptoms are caused by black bile. You could dispense the ABs to the patient and explain to her how they work, but instead you're just rolling your eyes at her primitive understanding of modern medicine. Meanwhile, the infection will kill her.

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quote:
Originally posted by Albertus:
Daron's Jesus(TM), of course.
We may have ahd this conversation before, but do we think Daron's for real? There's something there- maybe an inconsistency of tone (OK, and a maybe self-deluding concern for the good name of the CofE parochial clergy, but that's by the by)- that makes me feel a bit three-billygoats-gruff, IYSWIM.

We have seen him before.

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quote:
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Originally posted by Daron:
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Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
What about what the baby needs, dickwad?

I don't believe in magic, Marvin. Or lucky charms. Or rubbing my bingo card on the family bible or a freshly baptised baby.
Do you believe in God's grace?
Oh, yes.
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Do you believe that babies need it every bit as much as adults?

Oh, yes. Yes, I do, Marvin. Yes.
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Or is it something that's only relevant to human beings once they're past a certain age?

No, no. Grace is relevant to all people, including children.

But the Apostle Paul says that children receive sanctifying grace via the faith of one or both parents, not via baptismal mumbo-jumbo and priestly hocus-pocus.

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quote:
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Daron, you're a minister in a church which offers baptism as a sacrament. Isn't there some kind of requirement of obedience there?

Hey, if it's a matter of conscience, fine. I can understand that. But that might mean that for consistency's sake you might be better off joining a denomination which practises believers' baptism. (Like mine for example)


I think that I and others had this conversation with him on an earlier thread he started in Purg. on baptism.

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quote:
Originally posted by Daron:
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Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
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Originally posted by Daron:
I don't think she needs her baby baptised. I think she needs something else.

What about what the baby needs, dickwad?
You know what? What that baby needs is a mum who loves Jesus, not a mother who wants a waking, talking lucky charm.
You’re not wrong. But how is she going to meet that Jesus when some of his followers seem so determined to keep him to themselves and only offer him to the right sort of people.

Since when did Jesus model of relationship building with sinners – Zacheus, the woman at the well etc – so they knew he was someone who loved them and accepted them before telling stuff that they may not like, but needed to hear in order to get right with God get turned into give them a theological lecture and if they don’t respond properly, showing them the door?!

At a previous Baptist church I attended, the Minister decided that he wouldn’t marry a believer to a non-believer. This is fine in Baptist terms as there is more wiggle room in what you can and can’t do. Pastorally, it was a bit of a disaster. Even non-believing other halves that were attending church but hadn’t actually prayed the prayer yet were in included within this refusal.

None of them heard his well reasoned theological arguments, they just heard a “No, fuck off … You’re not good enough”. Some of the couples went to other churches that were willing to marry them and the non-believer found faith there. Others just left.

Sometimes you have to meet people where they are to get people where you want them to go.

[TBH, and I said this on the last thread and I’ll say it now … You seriously sound like someone who is in totally the wrong job for you!]

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Quite right, Matt. I had a 'senior moment'. Mind you, it may bear repeating.

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I was thinking in those terms rather than in terms of you having a 'senior moment'; I think it's a conversation that is continuing and needs to continue.

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quote:
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No, no. Grace is relevant to all people, including children.

Well then, if baptism is in any way a means by which that Grace can become manifest in someone's life, then it would be a good idea to provide it to all who ask for it. Wouldn't it?

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But the Apostle Paul says that children receive sanctifying grace via the faith of one or both parents, not via baptismal mumbo-jumbo and priestly hocus-pocus.
So you think baptism is just "mumbo-jumbo"? And you're a priest?

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You're kind, Matt, but it was a genuinely authentic senior moment. [Dodders off for afternoon nap]

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quote:
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Originally posted by Daron:
No, no. Grace is relevant to all people, including children.

Well then, if baptism is in any way a means by which that Grace can become manifest in someone's life, then it would be a good idea to provide it to all who ask for it. Wouldn't it?


By that same token, we should surely baptise everyone

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Daron,

PM me and I will send you my details to pass on to the Mother, I will do it for you/find someone as I have to for several other parishes round here.

Honest to God, you should see their faces when I say "Yes of course I will baptise your baby."

I get the box of chocolates, you get the "that mean man" look, a broken realtionship with God's church and talked about by all their friends and family for the next 20 years. Big THANK YOU from Jesus here. You any idea how hard I have to work to overcome you being such a meany?

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Originally posted by Daron
But the Apostle Paul says that children receive sanctifying grace via the faith of one or both parents...

And what about the children of "unbelieving" parents? Are they deprived of the grace of God?

(Of course, such children have absolutely no choice in the small matter of the "thought crime" status of their parents.)

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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Daron,

PM me and I will send you my details to pass on to the Mother, I will do it for you/find someone as I have to for several other parishes round here.

Honest to God, you should see their faces when I say "Yes of course I will baptise your baby."

I get the box of chocolates, you get the "that mean man" look, a broken realtionship with God's church and talked about by all their friends and family for the next 20 years. Big THANK YOU from Jesus here. You any idea how hard I have to work to overcome you being such a meany?

AtB, Pyx_e

Enjoy the chocolates and the praise of man, my friend. Indeed, you have your reward already. [Biased]

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Originally posted by EtymologicalEvangelical:
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Originally posted by Daron
But the Apostle Paul says that children receive sanctifying grace via the faith of one or both parents...

And what about the children of "unbelieving" parents? Are they deprived of the grace of God?
Yes the children of unbelivers are denied certain graces, and the responsibility for that lies entirely with the parents. However, all people enjoy God's common grace regardless of their attitude towards him and unbelieving parents can't prevent that enjoyment no matter how hostile to God they might be.

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Originally posted by Matt Black:
By that same token, we should surely baptise everyone

Everyone who asks to be baptised, yes.

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LOL.

Damn right.

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quote:
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Originally posted by Matt Black:
By that same token, we should surely baptise everyone

Everyone who asks to be baptised, yes.
And what if they don't ask? Surely if baptism does what you say it does, it would be churlish to deny it to anyone, asking or not.

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Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
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Originally posted by Daron:
No, no. Grace is relevant to all people, including children.

Well then, if baptism is in any way a means by which that Grace can become manifest in someone's life, then it would be a good idea to provide it to all who ask for it. Wouldn't it?

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But the Apostle Paul says that children receive sanctifying grace via the faith of one or both parents, not via baptismal mumbo-jumbo and priestly hocus-pocus.
So you think baptism is just "mumbo-jumbo"? And you're a priest?

I think that certain types of "priest" get off on the idea of having the power to dispense salvation by means of some mumbo-jumbo and splashing some water about. It's bullshit.

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And what if they don't ask? Surely if baptism does what you say it does, it would be churlish to deny it to anyone, asking or not.

We can (and do) offer it to everybody. But it wouldn't be right to force them to accept it if they genuinely don't want to.

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Certain types of "priest" also get off on the idea of having the power to say who is or is not saved on the basis of belief in a whole host of different things. Would you agree that that was also bullshit?

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quote:
Originally posted by Daron:
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Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
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Originally posted by Daron:
No, no. Grace is relevant to all people, including children.

Well then, if baptism is in any way a means by which that Grace can become manifest in someone's life, then it would be a good idea to provide it to all who ask for it. Wouldn't it?

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But the Apostle Paul says that children receive sanctifying grace via the faith of one or both parents, not via baptismal mumbo-jumbo and priestly hocus-pocus.
So you think baptism is just "mumbo-jumbo"? And you're a priest?

I think that certain types of "priest" get off on the idea of having the power to dispense salvation by means of some mumbo-jumbo and splashing some water about. It's bullshit.
How is your attitude of looking down at people who haven't jumped through your particular set of hoops any better? It's bullshit too. Just different bullshit.

Tubbs

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What if they're not competent to ask? Eg: the mentally ill, those with Alzheimers and, of course, infants and very small children?

[reply to Marvin; darn these fast-moving threads!]

[ 09. July 2012, 15:56: Message edited by: Matt Black ]

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