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Posted by NJA (# 13022) on :
 
(List if you need help)

[ 28. January 2012, 17:53: Message edited by: NJA ]
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
A Rubber Band Is an Unlikely Instrument?
 

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Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Nil by Mouth
 

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Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :
 
The Greatest Show on Earth
 

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Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
I was going to put A Hard Day's Night, but thought that (continuing the Beatles theme) HELP! would be more appropriate.
 

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Posted by Pyx_e (# 57) on :
 
Grease
 

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Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
This is definitely game-like. I don't think there are many opportunities for discussion in this thread.

I am going to talk to the Mighty Circus Hosts to see if this should be directly moved, or if they would like a different, more Circusy OP.

jedijudy
Heaven Host
 

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Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
Polish your clown shoes, and make sure your clown noses still glow in the dark. We're taking the next circus elephant to the Big Top!

jedijudy
Heaven Host
 

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Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Unforgiven.
 

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Posted by maleveque (# 132) on :
 
(not really, but it's funny): Same Time Next Year.

- Anne L.
 

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Posted by maleveque (# 132) on :
 
For real: It's a Wonderful Life.
- Anne L.
 

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Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Much Ado About Nothing.
(Been a dry spell...)
 

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Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
Now and Then...{sigh}
 

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Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
If...
 

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Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
I'd like to say Clash of the Titans or perhaps Young Guns, but the reality is, with the way gossip works around here, it's more Much Ado About Northing, though I blame the cause as something along the lines of The Men Who Stare At Goats. *sigh*
 

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Posted by AristonAstuanax (# 10894) on :
 
My Little Pony: the Movie

[ 29. January 2012, 03:52: Message edited by: AristonAstuanax ]
 

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Posted by Evensong (# 14696) on :
 
Toooo much information folks!!!

I reckon someone hacked NJA's account.
 

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Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by AristonAstuanax:
My Little Pony: the Movie

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Posted by Imaginary Friend (# 186) on :
 
Puss in boots.
 

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Posted by Think² (# 1984) on :
 
Lesbian Vampire Killers ...
 

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Posted by MSHB (# 9228) on :
 
"A Bunch of Amateurs" caught my attention.

Well, I certainly hope that neither of us is doing it professionally!

(shades of the wife on the Truman Show)
 

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Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
A Screaming Man


 

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Posted by Trisagion (# 5235) on :
 
The Odd Couple or Gone in 60 Seconds
 

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Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Field of Dreams :sigh:

ETA: Though I can only hope "If you build it, they will come".

[ 29. January 2012, 11:21: Message edited by: Lyda*Rose ]
 

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Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on :
 
Titanic
 

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Posted by Yam-uk (# 12791) on :
 
Phantom Love
 

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Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Rather appropriately:

Beautiful Thing
 

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Posted by leo (# 1458) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Grease

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Was it love at first sight?
How much dough did (you) spend?
Wonder what she's doing now
 

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Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Odds Against Tomorrow


 

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Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Legend
 

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Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
No peeping! It's Secret beyond the Door.
 

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Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on :
 
No sex please we're British

And formerly

Ice cold in Alex
 

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Posted by lapsed heathen (# 4403) on :
 
When I was a lot younger, Hancock
First married, Hard days night
Had kids, Missing in action
Now , Gone in 60 seconds
Might have seen Scream and I am Legend one or two times but I be happy with reruns



 

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Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
I am a Camera
 

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Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
Answering this would reveal An Inconvenient Truth

[ 29. January 2012, 19:00: Message edited by: Schroedinger's cat ]
 

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Posted by kankucho (# 14318) on :
 
Girl With a Pearl Earring

(My output isn't what it used to be! )
 

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Posted by Deputy Verger (# 15876) on :
 
Easy Rider

Oh no, did I say that out loud?
 

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Posted by FooloftheShip (# 15579) on :
 
Vanishing point.

well, more like vanished and pointless, but that's not a film title.
 

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Posted by Deputy Verger (# 15876) on :
 
<tangent>That was a stonkingly good film though. Better than sex?</tangent>
 

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Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Great Expectations have become Much ado about nothing.

[ 29. January 2012, 21:30: Message edited by: Balaam ]
 

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Posted by Pyx_e (# 57) on :
 
Monsters Ball
 

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Posted by Sandemaniac (# 12829) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Monsters Ball

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Just the one? Got a bit of a limp, then?


Carry On Up The Khyber.

AG
 

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Posted by Horseman Bree (# 5290) on :
 
Given the usage of "khyber" in the limerick thread, that may be TMI.

While I'm on here, I have a question about comet's "Much Ado About Northing". Do you have to carry a compass to do it right? Or is this some over-subtle comment about position?
 

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Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on :
 
Up The Down Staircase
 

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Posted by Tortuf (# 3784) on :
 
The Long Absence
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
I'll just say "Amen" to Tortuf and leave it at that.
 

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Posted by Pyx_e (# 57) on :
 
Your post me think of this one: Batteries not included.
 

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Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
There was a time in my life when I was a bit of a slapper so:

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
 

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Posted by Marvin the Martian (# 4360) on :
 
I'm quite glad nobody's posted Sister Act...
 

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Posted by Huia (# 3473) on :
 
Home Alone

Huia
 

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Posted by Sandemaniac (# 12829) on :
 
The Spy Who Came in From the Cold

AG
 

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Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Earthquake


 

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Posted by Auntie Doris (# 9433) on :
 
While You Were Sleeping

Auntie Doris x
 

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Posted by Meerkat (# 16117) on :
 
Zero
 

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Posted by Darkwing (# 16207) on :
 
Only halfway there, but...

The 40-Year-Old Virgin
 

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Posted by Sandemaniac (# 12829) on :
 
One for the Welsh ladies of the Ship:

Dai Hard

AG

(Auntie Doris - that was mean and malicious. I laughed like a drain.)
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Your post me think of this one: Batteries not included.

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Damn! Damn! Damn! Should have thought of that.
 

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Posted by fluff (# 12871) on :
 
The Big Sleep
 

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Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
Man's Hope... and Now and Then (see my previous post), O Lucky Man.
 

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Posted by The Amazing Mavis (# 5077) on :
 
Year of the Beaver
(historical film)
 

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Posted by Gill H (# 68) on :
 
Unfortunately they never made a film of the 1970s TV series BJ and the Bear...

Anyway, you know I'm far too conventional for that sort of thing.

Or even Swing Time

I'll have to settle for

As Thousands Cheer
 

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Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
perhaps more descriptive for me is The Hand


 

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Posted by AristonAstuanax (# 10894) on :
 
And, in all seriousness, Giant
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Uh, yeah. I'm thinking of a certain Kenneth Branagh film...

( )
 

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Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on :
 
Some Like it Hot

but

Not in Front of the Children
 

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Posted by Albertus (# 13356) on :
 
So many to chose from- I'd like to think it was always A Night to Remember or A Perfect Husband, but I fear it's usually at best a case of Good Night and Good Luck.

(Surprised nobody's mentioned Twelve Angry Men yet....)
 

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Posted by The Amazing Mavis (# 5077) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by comet:
perhaps more descriptive for me is The Hand

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And maybe Finger of Guilt ?
 

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Posted by Albertus (# 13356) on :
 
You could trace a whole lieftime's experience in Mike Leigh films- from High Hopes and Life is Sweet (and maybe even Four Days in July) through Hard Labour and Bleak Moments, to Secrets and Lies and the eventual consolation of Career Girls...
 

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Posted by Deputy Verger (# 15876) on :
 
Gone with the Wind

 

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Posted by AristonAstuanax (# 10894) on :
 
Or how about Scream 4?
 

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Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on :
 
Blow-up
 

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Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Final Fantasy: Unlimited
 

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Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Dog Day Afternoon

Weekly indulgence for exhibitionist night workers
 

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Posted by North East Quine (# 13049) on :
 
The (wincyette) Pajama Game
 

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Posted by North East Quine (# 13049) on :
 
Who needs sex when you've got
Chocolat
 

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Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Recent love life has been The Big Chill But I do have A Fistful of Fingers.
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Albertus:
You could trace a whole lieftime's experience in Mike Leigh films- from High Hopes and Life is Sweet (and maybe even Four Days in July) through Hard Labour and Bleak Moments, to Secrets and Lies and the eventual consolation of Career Girls...

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I like you,Albertus. I really like you.
 

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Posted by Albertus (# 13356) on :
 

 

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Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Behind Closed Doors
 

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Posted by Marvin the Martian (# 4360) on :
 
In my University days there was the odd Brief Encounter. And due to being sensible I avoided The Parent Trap
 

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Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by kankucho:
Girl With a Pearl Earring

(My output isn't what it used to be! )

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ISWYDT
 

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Posted by Sandemaniac (# 12829) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Horseman Bree:
Given the usage of "khyber" in the limerick thread, that may be TMI.

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quote:

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Describe your sex life with a film title....

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But.... I don't have a sex life with a film title.
 

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Posted by BessHiggs (# 15176) on :
 
Naked Lunch
 

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Posted by Nicolemrw (# 28) on :
 
Extremly Close and Incrediably Loud.

(ok, we're not actually _that_ loud... )
 

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Posted by kankucho (# 14318) on :
 
And Now the Screaming Starts


 

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Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Chorister:

quote:

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Describe your sex life with a film title....

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But.... I don't have a sex life with a film title.

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That's nice for you, but some of us have to take what we can get...
 

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Posted by Hennah (# 9541) on :
 
No Country For Old Men
 

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Posted by Paddy O'Furniture (# 12953) on :
 
I can be very vocal in bed, thus:

Scream
 

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Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Nightmare on Elm Street


 

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Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
A Private Function
 

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Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Sorry for the DP but I remembered the old 1932 movie with Bette Davis

So Big!
 

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Posted by Caissa (# 16710) on :
 
39 Steps
 

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Posted by Pyx_e (# 57) on :
 
I see your Mike Leigh and raise you a JRR or three:

The Fellowship of the Ring
The Two Towers
The Return of the King*


AtB, Pyx_e


*concluded with The Hobbit.
 

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Posted by Albertus (# 13356) on :
 
Very smart! OK, what about British films of the 1940s?

Brief Encounter
Went the Day Well?
Fires Were Started
but alas it turned out to be no more than
The First of the Few
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
OK, beat Sam Fuller:

Pickup on South Street
The Naked Kiss
The Big Red One
China Gate

and, well, Verboten!
 

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Posted by Talitha (# 5085) on :
 
As Good as it Gets

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Perhaps back in student days, A Series of Unfortunate Events
 

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Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Truly Madly Deeply
 

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Posted by Sandemaniac (# 12829) on :
 
The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin

AG
 

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Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Kelly, I read your sig. and thought that was your entry for the film title.

Hmmm, I thought, she must lead an interesting life....
 

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Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on :
 
OK here it is The greastest story ever told

Watching Glen Jackson's role in Women in love led to A fistful of dynamite
Marriage bacame rather Saturday night, Sunday morning.
Post-marriage was Superman 3, then after a while E. T. arrived, and from there on in it's all gone a bit Picnic at hanging rock
 

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Posted by doubtingthomas (# 14498) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Darkwing:
Only halfway there, but...

The 40-Year-Old Virgin

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Ditto - but all the way there...
 

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Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Camelot

in days gone by, alas
 

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Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
"A League of (her) Own"
 

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Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Judging my some of the folks I have known over the years Psycho might be appropriate!
 

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Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
I would like it to be Uncommon Valour, but it more like Rattle and Hum
 

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Posted by Masha (# 10098) on :
 
The Usual Suspects
 

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Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
"The Way We Were"

Ahh

[These days we're more built for comfort than speed. Or athleticism. Or stamina.]
 

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Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
There's the old Leslie Howard and Bette Davis film

Of Human Bondage
 

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Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Balaam:
There's the old Leslie Howard and Bette Davis film

Of Human Bondage.

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Which is followed by Rawhide.

[Missed the edit window]
 

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Posted by pjl (# 16929) on :
 
tremors

 

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Posted by Bene Gesserit (# 14718) on :
 
Hot Fuzz
 

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Posted by Fidei Defensor (# 17105) on :
 
The Incredible Shrinking Man
 

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Posted by Mary LA (# 17040) on :
 
The End of The World in Our Usual Bed On a Night With Rain Falling

The Lina Wertmuller film with myself as Candice Bergen. No Giancarlo in sight, no more missionary position -- and less hysteria, more bed.
 

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Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The Lost World
 

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Posted by Fidei Defensor (# 17105) on :
 
Decline and Fall
 

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Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on :
 
The Quick And The Dead
 

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Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Sadly I live on the wrong continent to be able to claim:

The African Queen
 

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Posted by Fidei Defensor (# 17105) on :
 
You're on the right sub-continent, but I guess that like me you're a bit past producing any Midnight's Children.
 

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Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
How about I claim for myself the old Tom Cruise film: Legend?
 

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Posted by Vaticanchic (# 13869) on :
 
Mission: Impossible
 

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Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on :
 
Don Juan DeMarco
 

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Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on :
 
Surprised no one's thought of

Dr. Strangelove



[ 29. May 2012, 13:59: Message edited by: jbohn ]
 

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Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
A long time ago

On The Beach

was accurate.
 

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Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Undisclosed
 

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Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Going back to 1958:

Indiscreet
 

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Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
The good, the bad and the ugly


 

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Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on :
 
" The Day the Earth stood still "
 

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Posted by JonahMan (# 12126) on :
 
Night at the Museum
 

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Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
In the palm of your hand.

or

No Country for Old Men
 

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Posted by Cod (# 2643) on :
 
The Whale Rider
 

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Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Cod:
The Whale Rider

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quote:

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Originally posted by Cod:
OK, that was a lie - leastways when Mrs Cod hasn't been pregnant.

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Actually, I had been imagining...um...the opposite position, and that perhaps you were Moby-Dick...


But of course you work out. Don't know what I was thinking.
 

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Posted by Steve H (# 17102) on :
 
Stiff
The Wild Stallion

[ 02. June 2012, 07:15: Message edited by: Steve H ]
 

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Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Night after Night

Mae West - 1932
 

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Posted by MarcArthur (# 17145) on :
 
The Perfect Storm
 

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Posted by no_prophet (# 15560) on :
 
The Good, The Bad and the Lovely.

(It's supposed to be ugly, but in love all is beauty.)
 

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Posted by ToujoursDan (# 10578) on :
 
Rocky

(aka Raging Bull)

[ 22. June 2012, 19:09: Message edited by: ToujoursDan ]
 

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