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Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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'Battleship' is currently on realease - based ultimately on something we used to play with pencil and paper when we were children. Clearly this is a seam to mine.
Suggestions for other games which could be blockbusterized, complete with tag line. To begin, I give you -
Poohsticks
They went under the bridge - but will they ever come out?
Posted by comet (# 10353) on
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Rock, Paper, Scissors
nothing is sacred in this well-matched three-way battle for supremacy: who will come out on top?
Posted by Bean Sidhe (# 11823) on
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Backgammon
Each on their own journey, they long desperately for home. When their paths cross, whose dream will be blotted out?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Pontoon
Who will lose everything at the bank?
Posted by Marvin the Martian (# 4360) on
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Tag
Billy is "it" - and he's coming after YOU!!!
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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Noughts and Crosses
Three strikes and you're dead.
Posted by Niminypiminy (# 15489) on
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What's the time Mr Wolf?
It's dinner time!
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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Monopoly
There can only be one winner
Posted by Niminypiminy (# 15489) on
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Hide and Seek
You can hide, but you can't run...
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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Chutes and Ladders
A world where the moment you think you are gaining...
Posted by AristonAstuanax (# 10894) on
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Risk
World War Zero. In twelve hours.
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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Scrabble
In the beginning was the word, and the word was 'Xylocarps'
Posted by Fidei Defensor (# 17105) on
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Postman's Knock
Hope that she's got your number .....
Posted by kankucho (# 14318) on
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Guess Who?
If your face doesn't fit - you're going down!
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
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Chequers
Jump high enough and often enough and you too can be king!
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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Simon says
Obey...or else
Posted by Og, King of Bashan (# 9562) on
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Hungry Hungry Hippos
When the marbles run out, where will they turn?
(I will remind you that the greatest movie of all time was based on a board game, so don't knock the concept.)
Posted by Fidei Defensor (# 17105) on
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Murder in the Dark
Who will you be when the lights go out?
Posted by Ann (# 94) on
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Tiddlywinks
How much pressure does it take ... before you fly?
Posted by kankucho (# 14318) on
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I'm The Boss
Be well paid ... Be very well paid!
Posted by QLib (# 43) on
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Sardines
They're coming to find you! And when they get to you...
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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Ring-a-ring-a-roses
You can't stop falling
Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on
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Bowls (released as Bocce in the US)
In a world of green lawns and sunshine, two teams enter the arena- but only one will leave victorious.
Posted by Niminypiminy (# 15489) on
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Musical Chairs
Only one person will be left standing...
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on
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British Bulldog
A WWII film, about the role of Winston Churchill
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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The Farmer Wants a Wife
And it doesn't stop there...
Posted by Dafyd (# 5549) on
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Downfall
The marbles must be stopped! Yes, stopped! You are all incompetents! I am surrounded by incompetents!
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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Chinese Checkers
Just try to cross that frontier!
Posted by East Price Road (# 13846) on
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Salt, Mustard, Vinegar, Pepper
Grapple with the condiments of modern existence.
Posted by MiceElf (# 4389) on
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Mahjong
Move over Mah Baker, she's coming to get you.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Draughts
Look out! They're gonna blow you away!
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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Patience
It's not your Jane Austen chick-flick anymore.
Posted by MiceElf (# 4389) on
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Blind Man's Bluff
Film about the life and times of David Blunkett.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Originally posted by MiceElf:
Blind Man's Bluff
Film about the life and times of David Blunkett.
<Tangent>
Yes, I read that as 'Blind Man's Buff' which would have to be about certain aspects of his life and times.
</Tangent>
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on
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Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
Patience
It's not your Jane Austen chick-flick anymore.
Screenplay and original soundtrack by W.S. Gilbert and Sir Arthur Sullivan.
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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Whist
It's the Last Trump
Posted by MiceElf (# 4389) on
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Mr Potato Head
A dark film about the horrors to be found eating G.M. foods.
Posted by Fidei Defensor (# 17105) on
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Pass the parcel
Pray that the music doesn't stop with you ....
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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Originally posted by piglet:
quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
Patience
It's not your Jane Austen chick-flick anymore.
Screenplay and original soundtrack by W.S. Gilbert and Sir Arthur Sullivan.
Yep, I'd forgotten ol' G&S.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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Pin the Tail on the Donkey
A documentary plumbing the depths of cruelty to animals.
Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on
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Snap
Every player has half the pack, but as they deal out, where will the match hit? And when it does, who will spot it quickest?
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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Old Maid
A brave woman standing up to oppression on the fringe of Victorian society. She brings down the mighty with her presence alone.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Mancala
The mad power grab had them running in circles.
Posted by Fidei Defensor (# 17105) on
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Doctors and Nurses
They began by lobotomising their Barbies. Then they asked the boy next door to play.
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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Hopscotch
And you thought HOME was safe...
Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on
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Ludo
When you think you are nearly home, then you are most vulnerable.
Posted by Ann (# 94) on
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Squeak, Piggy, Squeak
Get the squealer before they get you!
Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on
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Cricket
Everyone is in position, but can they catch him out? (4h25 with interval)
Posted by Full of Chips (# 13669) on
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Conkers
You'd have to be nuts to take part in this kill-or-be-killed fight to the finish. Builds to a knuckle-breaking climax.
Posted by Dafyd (# 5549) on
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Connect 4
For Truth. For Justice. For Adventure. For Connecting People.
Posted by agrgurich (# 5724) on
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CURLING
Brooms, Rocks, A Target. Victory or Defeat!
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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Hide and Seek
They're coming for you
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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Jacks
"Innocent" children seed their environment with caltrops, laming their barefoot moms into submission.
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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Monopoly
Coming to a street near you....
Posted by Ann (# 94) on
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Happy Families
Find the baker's son before he finds you!
Posted by agrgurich (# 5724) on
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BRIDGE
Victory, if you play Your cards right!
Posted by AristonAstuanax (# 10894) on
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Mafia
Lies. Deceit. Death.
Who won't be waking up?
(Then again, some of the games we've played on the Ship might be almost screen-worthy)
Posted by Poptart22 (# 17096) on
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War
What is it good for? Absolutely nothing but a card game.
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on
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AristonAstuanax: (Then again, some of the games we've played on the Ship might be almost screen-worthy)
This of course brings me to:
Mornington Crescent
Our hero goes at a sissling ride through the London Underground, trying to outwit his enemies.
(Although we'd better not use the readapted rules of 1963, or the film might get an R rating.)
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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Blockbusters
God help you when you need a 'P'....
The Worst Case Scenario
Just when you thought it was safe to leave your living room....
Posted by Niminypiminy (# 15489) on
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Musical Statues
Be still. Be very still.
Posted by kankucho (# 14318) on
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Twister
Assume the position.
Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on
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Blackjack
Twist or Stick?
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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Jeopardy!
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