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Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :
 
'Battleship' is currently on realease - based ultimately on something we used to play with pencil and paper when we were children. Clearly this is a seam to mine.

Suggestions for other games which could be blockbusterized, complete with tag line. To begin, I give you -

Poohsticks

They went under the bridge - but will they ever come out?
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Rock, Paper, Scissors

nothing is sacred in this well-matched three-way battle for supremacy: who will come out on top?
 
Posted by Bean Sidhe (# 11823) on :
 
Backgammon

Each on their own journey, they long desperately for home. When their paths cross, whose dream will be blotted out?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Pontoon

Who will lose everything at the bank?
 
Posted by Marvin the Martian (# 4360) on :
 
Tag

Billy is "it" - and he's coming after YOU!!!
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Noughts and Crosses

Three strikes and you're dead.
 
Posted by Niminypiminy (# 15489) on :
 
What's the time Mr Wolf?

It's dinner time!
 
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :
 
Monopoly

There can only be one winner
 
Posted by Niminypiminy (# 15489) on :
 
Hide and Seek

You can hide, but you can't run...
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Chutes and Ladders

A world where the moment you think you are gaining...
 
Posted by AristonAstuanax (# 10894) on :
 
Risk
World War Zero. In twelve hours.
 
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :
 
Scrabble

In the beginning was the word, and the word was 'Xylocarps'
 
Posted by Fidei Defensor (# 17105) on :
 
Postman's Knock

Hope that she's got your number .....
 
Posted by kankucho (# 14318) on :
 
Guess Who?

If your face doesn't fit - you're going down!
 
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on :
 
Chequers

Jump high enough and often enough and you too can be king!
 
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :
 
Simon says

Obey...or else
 
Posted by Og, King of Bashan (# 9562) on :
 
Hungry Hungry Hippos
When the marbles run out, where will they turn?

(I will remind you that the greatest movie of all time was based on a board game, so don't knock the concept.)
 
Posted by Fidei Defensor (# 17105) on :
 
Murder in the Dark

Who will you be when the lights go out?
 
Posted by Ann (# 94) on :
 
Tiddlywinks

How much pressure does it take ... before you fly?
 
Posted by kankucho (# 14318) on :
 
I'm The Boss

Be well paid ... Be very well paid!
 
Posted by QLib (# 43) on :
 
Sardines
They're coming to find you! And when they get to you...
 
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :
 
Ring-a-ring-a-roses

You can't stop falling
 
Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on :
 
Bowls (released as Bocce in the US)

In a world of green lawns and sunshine, two teams enter the arena- but only one will leave victorious.
 
Posted by Niminypiminy (# 15489) on :
 
Musical Chairs

Only one person will be left standing...
 
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :
 
British Bulldog

A WWII film, about the role of Winston Churchill
 
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :
 
The Farmer Wants a Wife

And it doesn't stop there...
 
Posted by Dafyd (# 5549) on :
 
Downfall

The marbles must be stopped! Yes, stopped! You are all incompetents! I am surrounded by incompetents!
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Chinese Checkers

Just try to cross that frontier!
 
Posted by East Price Road (# 13846) on :
 
Salt, Mustard, Vinegar, Pepper

Grapple with the condiments of modern existence.
 
Posted by MiceElf (# 4389) on :
 
Mahjong

Move over Mah Baker, she's coming to get you.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Draughts

Look out! They're gonna blow you away!
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Patience

It's not your Jane Austen chick-flick anymore.
 
Posted by MiceElf (# 4389) on :
 
Blind Man's Bluff

Film about the life and times of David Blunkett.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MiceElf:
Blind Man's Bluff

Film about the life and times of David Blunkett.

<Tangent>

Yes, I read that as 'Blind Man's Buff' which would have to be about certain aspects of his life and times.

</Tangent>
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
Patience

It's not your Jane Austen chick-flick anymore.

Screenplay and original soundtrack by W.S. Gilbert and Sir Arthur Sullivan.
 
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :
 
Whist

It's the Last Trump
 
Posted by MiceElf (# 4389) on :
 
Mr Potato Head

A dark film about the horrors to be found eating G.M. foods.
 
Posted by Fidei Defensor (# 17105) on :
 
Pass the parcel

Pray that the music doesn't stop with you ....
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by piglet:
quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
Patience

It's not your Jane Austen chick-flick anymore.

Screenplay and original soundtrack by W.S. Gilbert and Sir Arthur Sullivan.
Yep, I'd forgotten ol' G&S.
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Pin the Tail on the Donkey

A documentary plumbing the depths of cruelty to animals. [Frown]
 
Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
Snap

Every player has half the pack, but as they deal out, where will the match hit? And when it does, who will spot it quickest?
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Old Maid

A brave woman standing up to oppression on the fringe of Victorian society. She brings down the mighty with her presence alone.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Mancala

The mad power grab had them running in circles.
 
Posted by Fidei Defensor (# 17105) on :
 
Doctors and Nurses

They began by lobotomising their Barbies. Then they asked the boy next door to play.
 
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on :
 
Hopscotch

And you thought HOME was safe...
 
Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
Ludo

When you think you are nearly home, then you are most vulnerable.
 
Posted by Ann (# 94) on :
 
Squeak, Piggy, Squeak

Get the squealer before they get you!
 
Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
Cricket

Everyone is in position, but can they catch him out? (4h25 with interval)
 
Posted by Full of Chips (# 13669) on :
 
Conkers

You'd have to be nuts to take part in this kill-or-be-killed fight to the finish. Builds to a knuckle-breaking climax.
 
Posted by Dafyd (# 5549) on :
 
Connect 4

For Truth. For Justice. For Adventure. For Connecting People.
 
Posted by agrgurich (# 5724) on :
 
CURLING

Brooms, Rocks, A Target. Victory or Defeat!
 
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :
 
Hide and Seek

They're coming for you
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Jacks

"Innocent" children seed their environment with caltrops, laming their barefoot moms into submission.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Monopoly
Coming to a street near you....
 
Posted by Ann (# 94) on :
 
Happy Families

Find the baker's son before he finds you!
 
Posted by agrgurich (# 5724) on :
 
BRIDGE

Victory, if you play Your cards right!
 
Posted by AristonAstuanax (# 10894) on :
 
Mafia
Lies. Deceit. Death.
Who won't be waking up?

(Then again, some of the games we've played on the Ship might be almost screen-worthy)
 
Posted by Poptart22 (# 17096) on :
 
War

What is it good for? Absolutely nothing but a card game.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
quote:
AristonAstuanax: (Then again, some of the games we've played on the Ship might be almost screen-worthy)
This of course brings me to:

Mornington Crescent

Our hero goes at a sissling ride through the London Underground, trying to outwit his enemies.

(Although we'd better not use the readapted rules of 1963, or the film might get an R rating.)
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Blockbusters
God help you when you need a 'P'....

The Worst Case Scenario
Just when you thought it was safe to leave your living room....
 
Posted by Niminypiminy (# 15489) on :
 
Musical Statues

Be still. Be very still.
 
Posted by kankucho (# 14318) on :
 
Twister

Assume the position.
 
Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
Blackjack

Twist or Stick?
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Jeopardy!

Feeling lucky, punk? Make it a true daily double.
 


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