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Thanks to the Public-private partnerships in Britain, many schools and academies have been rebuilt. In many cases this was long overdue. However I have noticed that a couple of (co-incidentally Roman Catholic) secondaries near me in South London have been built without a hall big enough to accommodate the whole school! No whole-school assembly or act of worship is possible, unless (I guess) they use the gym: plays and concerts take place in spaces which are much too small. Obviously this is to do with finance, but it seems like madness to me. Also some schools do not even have a staff room any more.
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I went to a secondary school that had started out as an independent charitable foundation and which then got incorporated into the state system but maintaining its own traditions and identity.

Its buildings dated from about 1904 and it did not have any room big enough for a whole-school assembly. Instead, half the school had assembly in the Hall, and the other half had assembly in the Chapel.

Despite this the school governors were very keen to emphasise the school's religious heritage, and our assemblies were definitely intended to be Christian services.

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You think that's bad? The shiny new regulations from the DfE no longer require schools to have kitchens or canteens .

Now, some might argue that whole-school assemblies are not really a necessary part of the educational experience. But everybody needs to eat. The teachers at this school think it's so important they are paying for their pupils' breakfasts themselves.

[ 16. October 2012, 11:11: Message edited by: Jane R ]

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You think that's bad? I saw in the TES last week that they are building schools without staffrooms!

[Eek!] [Eek!]

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...obviously because the schools of the future will no longer have any (human) staff...
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In a recent speech, Michael Gove indicated that new schools/school buildings would not be designed by architects. Presumably the job will be down a pupil's competition and the winner gets a Blue Peter badge

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Gove's scheme eliminates carves -introduced by Victorian architects for safety reasons. His plans sound as though they would enable the builders of new buildings to reuse abandoned battery hen sheds.
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quote:
Originally posted by ArachnidinElmet:
In a recent speech, Michael Gove indicated that new schools/school buildings would not be designed by architects. Presumably the job will be down a pupil's competition and the winner gets a Blue Peter badge

I think that means the buildings will be designed in house by the building firms retained to construct the new schools. Something which architects hate but cuts down their fees and ensures that schools are dull but practical and not the sort of high cost, high maintenance, avant-garde constructions so beloved of architects.
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quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
You think that's bad? I saw in the TES last week that they are building schools without staffrooms!

[Eek!] [Eek!]

My former school was rebuilt without a staffroom - the intention was to encourage department members to snack together in their own offices - which meant they tended to talk about their work rather than gossip.

It's a way of making teachers work through their breaks.

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quote:
Originally posted by David Powell:
without a hall big enough to accommodate the whole school! No whole-school assembly or act of worship is possible, unless (I guess) they use the gym

The 1988 Education Reform Act envisaged this and allowed for smaller assembly groupings e.g. in tutor groups, tear groups or houses.

The suggestion that it is not necessary for a whole school to assemble together has come to be seen as a recommendation.

[ 16. October 2012, 16:04: Message edited by: leo ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Jane R:
...obviously because the schools of the future will no longer have any (human) staff...

And the children will have no need of food? Or is it that we all know that those council-estate oiks are obese?
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Gove's scheme eliminates carves

"Curves" I think you mean. I was confused for a while there!

And, bogglingly, it seems to be true. The education ministry document Baseline designs - cost and area says:

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The baseline designs have been costed and are achievable within the funding allocation.

This has been achieved by:
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Using orthogonal forms with no curves or ‘faceted’ curves, having minimal indents, ‘dog legs’ and notches in the plan shapes.

[...]
Specification reductions, rationalisations and omissions have also been applied to ensure affordability. Examples include:

External envelope specifications – no glazed curtain walling or ETFE roofs; low cost envelope materials, such as render or metal panel, above ground floor window head height; optimisation of window areas as a percentage of classroom external wall area; no external roof terraces.

Internal materials and finishes specifications – basic specification solid core doors; no folding partitions; basic stair and balustrading finishes; fair faced concrete soffits.

Mechanical and electrical specifications – no internal CCTV other than to the main entrance; reduced lighting specifications; simplified building controls and energy management system in place of complex (Building Management System).

Also the press release Schools to be freed from over-prescriptive buildings rules makes these points:


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Schools across England are to be freed from confusing and unnecessary regulations on school buildings.

[...]

The current regulations for maintained and independent schools contain some over-prescriptive and burdensome rules. This includes:
Complicated lighting requirements – "light fittings must not produce a glare index of more than 19". Schools would find it impossible to know whether they meet them without getting in technical experts. However, safeguards will remain in place for children with special educational needs to ensure schools get specialist advice when required.

Specific requirements on the numbers of toilets and wash basins per pupils. For example, washrooms in secondary schools with three or more toilets or urinals must have two thirds the number of sinks. Under the proposed changes schools will still have to provide well planned and designed facilities but will be freed from unnecessary over-prescription.

Schools having to provide a space to dry pupils’ coats. Schools will instead take a common sense approach making sure there are suitable facilities.

Boarding schools have to have at least 0.9m between beds in dormitories and provide at least 2.3m² of living space per pupil. This over-prescription will be removed, but schools will still have to follow the relevant fire regulations and provide suitable facilities.



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Sorry ken - thanks for spotting it. A isn't even near u, weird.

Also, corridors are not to be wide - recent work has found that wider corridors reduce trouble during lesson changes, so "they" obviously want to increase aggressive behaviour.

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ken quoted from the press release:
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Schools having to provide a space to dry pupils’ coats. Schools will instead take a common sense approach making sure there are suitable facilities.
What that usually means is that facilities will be cut to the bone as budgets are trimmed. It will apply to many other areas too. Future generations of children will be 'educated' in utilitarian sheds, deprived of a civilised space in which to socialise, etc. etc. Gove's contempt of architects is of a piece with his utilitarian, Gradgrindian mindset: Mr Jerry-Builder's back-of-the-envelope school design is likely to be not just inferior but very much a false economy compared to a half-decent architect who knows how to use space.

The most civilised school I have worked in (now sadly closed and demolished) had no 'fancy' buildings (and few curves), but it was well landscaped; there were pleasant gardens for pupils to move around and hang around in - few corridors because the school consisted of discrete buildings around a campus. A school population of nearly 2000 wouldn't have fitted into any hall except a massive arena, but the existing hall was well used and assemblies consisted of smaller, more homogenous groupings. Every student belonged to a 'house' which was the social and pastoral unit where they were known, and cared for, much better than they might have been in a traditional 500-pupil secondary school. And no, this wasn't some privileged suburban academy but an ordinary comprehensive school serving one of the most deprived communities in the UK.

I can't imagine Gove wishing to reproduce such a school now. Children are like battery hens to be force fed with Facts. The irony is that the Gradgrind era (or the years following) produced some of the best, most attractive and most effective school buildings. We're going back to the dark ages.

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Until recently, there was a school in Creamtealand where the pupils of one class had to climb in the window because there was no proper door. The school had a thatched roof as well.

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My old comp - now 50% bigger in student numbers - is refurbishing the toilet blocks and they will be 'non-gender specific'

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quote:
Originally posted by Angloid:
ken quoted from the press release:
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Schools having to provide a space to dry pupils’ coats. Schools will instead take a common sense approach making sure there are suitable facilities.
What that usually means is that facilities will be cut to the bone as budgets are trimmed. It will apply to many other areas too. Future generations of children will be 'educated' in utilitarian sheds, deprived of a civilised space in which to socialise, etc. etc. Gove's contempt of architects is of a piece with his utilitarian, Gradgrindian mindset: Mr Jerry-Builder's back-of-the-envelope school design is likely to be not just inferior but very much a false economy compared to a half-decent architect who knows how to use space.

The most civilised school I have worked in (now sadly closed and demolished) had no 'fancy' buildings (and few curves), but it was well landscaped; there were pleasant gardens for pupils to move around and hang around in - few corridors because the school consisted of discrete buildings around a campus. A school population of nearly 2000 wouldn't have fitted into any hall except a massive arena, but the existing hall was well used and assemblies consisted of smaller, more homogenous groupings. Every student belonged to a 'house' which was the social and pastoral unit where they were known, and cared for, much better than they might have been in a traditional 500-pupil secondary school. And no, this wasn't some privileged suburban academy but an ordinary comprehensive school serving one of the most deprived communities in the UK.

I can't imagine Gove wishing to reproduce such a school now. Children are like battery hens to be force fed with Facts. The irony is that the Gradgrind era (or the years following) produced some of the best, most attractive and most effective school buildings. We're going back to the dark ages.

My secondary school was a lot like the one you describe - we had a campus rather than one large building, which was built around a large pond. Architecturally-speaking it wasn't perfect - for example the library could only be accessed by an outside stone staircase which was lethal when it rained - but a pleasant learning environment undoubtedly helps make school easier. I feel like school is to be used as a punishment under Gove.

As for assembly, the different years simply had theirs on different days. Having assembly once a week was plenty.

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quote:
Originally posted by Avila:
My old comp - now 50% bigger in student numbers - is refurbishing the toilet blocks and they will be 'non-gender specific'

I think gender-neutral toilets will be the norm soon - I've certainly seen them in many places now. Gender-segregated toilets are a pretty modern invention anyway and not particularly natural. Obviously ease of use for transgender people is a big reason behind the adjustment but gender-segregated toilets seem rather pointless anyway. It is also helpful for parents who need to accompany opposite-gendered children to the toilet when there is no disabled or baby changing access.

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But in schools, and particularly when you've got adolescents with huge body image issues???

The toilets in my high school were dreadful places, the haunts of bullies and drug takers. But at least you were fairly sure the bullies/druggies were of your own gender. Having to worry that much more about rape and sexual harassment in the toilets is just wrong.

(the one decent toilet in my high school was accessible only from within the segregated girls' changing room)

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But in schools, and particularly when you've got adolescents with huge body image issues???

The toilets in my high school were dreadful places, the haunts of bullies and drug takers. But at least you were fairly sure the bullies/druggies were of your own gender. Having to worry that much more about rape and sexual harassment in the toilets is just wrong.

(the one decent toilet in my high school was accessible only from within the segregated girls' changing room)

But...they're toilets, not showers. I'm not sure why body image issues would come into it - you wouldn't see more of people than you would in the classroom. And if a school has such an issue with bullying/drug-taking/sexual harrassment, that's not something gender-segregated toilets will fix. There was none of that in my school toilets, and this was in inner city Coventry 2000-2005.

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quote:
Originally posted by Jade Constable:
I think gender-neutral toilets will be the norm soon - I've certainly seen them in many places now. Gender-segregated toilets are a pretty modern invention anyway and not particularly natural. Obviously ease of use for transgender people is a big reason behind the adjustment but gender-segregated toilets seem rather pointless anyway. It is also helpful for parents who need to accompany opposite-gendered children to the toilet when there is no disabled or baby changing access.

I hope that never comes to pass. As for the argument that we've all got to use the same loos as a gesture to the very small number of transgender people who probably aren't there anyway, that's taking dogma to ridiculous levels.

As for gender-segregated toilets being a modern invention, public toilets are a modern invention. Do you want to revert to using every inconvenient bush or alleyway, or piddling in a pot outside a fuller's house?

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Gender-neutral toilets are the norm in France (if the traditional 'hole-in-the-ground' could be said to be gender-neutral). This is fine provided they do not include pissoirs, but I still wouldn't have wanted them in my secondary school. As Lamb Chopped says, at least in the toilets you knew all the bullies would be of your own sex (we didn't know about gender back in those days...) Ironic that the Tories are considering harmonising our loos with other members of the EU!

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And the children will have no need of food? Or is it that we all know that those council-estate oiks are obese?
Well yes, that's why I think not making kitchens and canteens compulsory is a really bad idea. Because everyone knows that things which are not compulsory are likely to be left out.

I'd missed the bit about lighting though. Keeping glare down is 'over-prescriptive'?! Which planet do these people live on? Don't they know how hard it is to use a computer under a glaring light?

<sarcasm on> Still, I suppose there will be no money for computers in schools, so the problem will solve itself. <\sarcasm off>

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Originally posted by Angloid:

Gove's contempt of architects is of a piece with his utilitarian, Gradgrindian mindset: Mr Jerry-Builder's back-of-the-envelope school design is likely to be not just inferior but very much a false economy compared to a half-decent architect who knows how to use space.

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Just out of interest do you live in a house that was designed by an architect?

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As for assembly, the different years simply had theirs on different days. Having assembly once a week was plenty.

But the law requires it daily and the Tories have stated that they have no wish to change the law on this.

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Jade Constable:
As for assembly, the different years simply had theirs on different days. Having assembly once a week was plenty.

But the law requires it daily and the Tories have stated that they have no wish to change the law on this.
How many schools do you know that stick to that? I can count the ones I know (and I know a lot of local schools) on the fingers of one hand (and they're all CofE or Catholic Primary)

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As an Australian educator, I find many of the comments and observations above, well, intriguing. Hopefully I'm not going off at a total tangent: merely to explain and compare national differences.

Firstly, local councils have no role in schools at all. The state sets exams, employs teachers, sets the curriculum, and finances the whole lot (I won't go into the complex way that is handled here: the trouble with having a federal, state and local government system).

Australian public schools (which here are the government schools) have a canteen but not of the sort found in their British counterparts. Here students can buy food and drink etc - 99.9% of the time it is never provided. New healthy eating initiatives have removed a lot of the pies, lollies and sweets that used to adorn school canteens (which were usually, back in my student days, always run by the local P&C on voluntary basis). When I was a student I used to bring mine with me - sometimes I was given the money for a pie or the like. The only 'freebie' to be had was during primary school when we had free milk at recess - which in summer time meant it was quite warm.

Private schools (i.e independant, whether of a religious base or not) sometimes provide dining rooms for their staff and students: I have had a couple of really nice meals in some of the harbour-side school dining rooms.

Most schools have extensive grounds - with 1200 students (an average secondary school) you need them. My 1950s built secondary school was built on 22 acres of ground: damn them for it - had your own cross-country space. But also each subject had their own building, the new science/seniors block was a modern double-story with fountain in the courtyeard, etc.

I know inner city schools are squeezed for land: even Sydney Grammar has to go down to other spots/ovals/etc for sport and compulsary PE.

As staff we were glad that school assemblies were ever one once a week or fortnightly - can't imagine assemblies on a daily basis.

Now, of course, if our educators of children were paid as true professionals, and had the equipment/facilities of profesisonals, we might get somewhere better - whether here in Australia, or elsewhere.

The last school I taught at was the most recent school to be built, and it was a private-government partnership. It had the best facilities I'd ever encountered (though, sadly, no staff dining rooms as per above): interactive whiteboards in every room (traditional blackboards have been banned in new schools for quite some time now due to dust allergy etc); data ports in every room, which enabled teachers to make use of multi-media more readily (also meant we took the roll electronically),and computer were available without having to book one of the specialist computer rooms. We could also stream a video and show it via the data projector which was in each room.

Look at the Finland model, for instance, which is often quoted downunder as what we should be aiming for, as an example of where education is a priority.

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If there is no staffroom, where are the staff to carry out the activities of planning, preparation and assessment in the time allotted for it? Sitting on the stairs?

These will be schools too hot in summer, too cold in winter, with sodden coats hanging on the backs of chairs, girls reluctant to go to the loo to change sanitary protection because of the boys' contests to leave wet marks higher up the wall than anyone else, with nowhere to hide. (And I've wept in the loos as an adult, too.)

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School meals in the UK are not free either (they cost around £2 per day ATM) unless your family qualifies for income support/unemployment benefit. Many families poor enough to qualify don't claim their children's free school meals because of the stigma associated with being a 'welfare scrounger'.

We have whiteboards too; we're not actually living in the dark ages although some people seem to want to go back there. My daughter's school (an ordinary state-funded primary) has wireless internet and its own VLE (= virtual learning environment). They have laptops rather than a dedicated computer room, so any classroom can quickly be converted into a computer lab.

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Originally posted by Angloid:

Gove's contempt of architects is of a piece with his utilitarian, Gradgrindian mindset: Mr Jerry-Builder's back-of-the-envelope school design is likely to be not just inferior but very much a false economy compared to a half-decent architect who knows how to use space.


Just out of interest do you live in a house that was designed by an architect? [/QUOTE]
No: I live in half of a Victorian semi that was divided up in the 1930s. It has character but an architect would have made much better use of the space. I know the philistine establishment scoff at architects who design ultra-modern buildings and live in Georgian terraces themselves... not mentioning that they often radically redesign the interiors.
I certainly wouldn't want to entrust the design of a school to some property developer cum jerrybuilder, intent on cutting corners (literally as well as metaphorically) and throwing up a utilitarian box that might last for all of five years (until the next government, natch.)

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quote:
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Originally posted by Jade Constable:
As for assembly, the different years simply had theirs on different days. Having assembly once a week was plenty.

But the law requires it daily and the Tories have stated that they have no wish to change the law on this.
For 16 years I was a governor of a comprehensive school which had no room big enough to hold an all pupil assembly. Every OFSTED report would note that there was no daily act of collective worship - and the inspectors would confirm that the same applied in almost very comprehensive they visited.

The law is already a dead letter - the Tories have no wish to change it but I doubt they'll enforce it either. We'd have loved a room big enough to get 1300 kids into - after assembly it would have been used for all sorts of things. Expensive though ....

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It's a tangent, but quite apart from the (logical?) impossibility of forcing people to 'worship', it's rarely been possible for reasons of space, as you point out. But does the law say that 'collective' necessarily means the whole school assembling at once? Surely several concurrent 'acts of worship' held in tutor-groups or year assemblies would comply with the law.

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Regardless of whether the school meets for an act of worship, I think it's important for some sense of "corporate identity" (there's probably a better way of expressing that) to have a large space to convene; even if it's for Midsummer Night's Dream or Pirates of Penzance. Or Grease in case I'm being too middle class.
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But...they're toilets, not showers.

Men and boys stand up to piss. Women and girls chat in the bogs and do their hair and makeup. Or so the stereotype goes. I doubt if the two activities would fit together well for thirteen year olds.


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Most schools have extensive grounds - with 1200 students (an average secondary school) you need them. My 1950s built secondary school was built on 22 acres of ground: damn them for it - had your own cross-country space. But also each subject had their own building, the new science/seniors block was a modern double-story with fountain in the courtyeard, etc.

Depends on location here. The primary school I went to in Brighton in the 1960s was built in an outer suburb in the 1950s, and backed on to open fields (and in those days I'm not sure there was a fence all round). We had two tarmaced playgrounds, and two large playing fields. The whole site maybe 3 hectares or so - but felt larger because open on two sides. There were somewhere between 600 and 700 pupils.

The secondary school I went to was built on the outskirts of town in the 1930s (so by the time I got there the suburbs had advanced well beyond it) It was on a campus with three other schools, but had more than its fair share of the grounds, maybe about half of them. So we had two full-sized cricket pitches and two or three football pitches as well as a large paved area and some tennis courts, forless than 600 boys. The total green area was an irregualr shape perhaps about 600 metres acroiss at the widest part, maybe 20-25 hectares - I think that is around 50 acres ort more. Some has been built on since, but looking at the areas as it is now on Google Earth I can see, between the four schools, markings for six football pitches, one large irregular area where we used to play cricket, an oval running track that might be 400 metres lap distance, half a dozen smaller sports fields, some areas marked for throwing sports like javelin and so on, and quite a bit of open space. So taking all four schools into account we had almost as much open space as your Australians did, and my one had more. (And what's worse it was near a golf course and some open downland parks where we got sent for the evil cross-country running)

But my daughter's primary school, in south-east London, was built on a triangular site maybe just over 100m across on each side. So less than a hectare. It had far fewer pupils - one and a half form entry so perhaps just over 300 including a few nursery - but still much less space. Now its being turned into a secondary school on the same site, which is intended to grow to over 600. So maybe twenty times the population density of the school I went to!

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Latest news: Gove is refusing to allow LEAs to build new schools unless they hand them over to become academies.

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jade Constable:
[qb] But...they're toilets, not showers.

Men and boys stand up to piss. Women and girls chat in the bogs and do their hair and makeup. Or so the stereotype goes. I doubt if the two activities would fit together well for thirteen year olds.

....and boys can stand up to use the toilet in a cubicle. We have some gender-neutral toilets at uni and they don't have urinals.

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I think gender-neutral toilets will be the norm soon - I've certainly seen them in many places now. Gender-segregated toilets are a pretty modern invention anyway and not particularly natural. Obviously ease of use for transgender people is a big reason behind the adjustment but gender-segregated toilets seem rather pointless anyway. It is also helpful for parents who need to accompany opposite-gendered children to the toilet when there is no disabled or baby changing access.

I hope that never comes to pass. As for the argument that we've all got to use the same loos as a gesture to the very small number of transgender people who probably aren't there anyway, that's taking dogma to ridiculous levels.

As for gender-segregated toilets being a modern invention, public toilets are a modern invention. Do you want to revert to using every inconvenient bush or alleyway, or piddling in a pot outside a fuller's house?

We have some gender-segregated toilets at university and there's no problem. I really don't see the issue with them - there aren't urinals (men use the cubicles) so no one sees more of each other than they would outside.

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gender-neutral toilets will be the norm soon - I've certainly seen them in many places now.

For low-traffic situations they are already becoming the norm in the U.S. But where the volume is high-- this will be Feminism vs. economic efficiency: an irresistable force in our culture colliding with an immovable object. Such cultural fireworks are always fascinating entertainment. Who needs noisy shoot-em-up movies?

You see, urinals are cheaper than toilet stalls. They are also stinky. So are women going to endure the stench (and give "cut off their nose to spite their face" a whole new meaning), or demand that architects abolish urinals and provide only toilets instead (costlier in terms both of of plumbing hardware and square footage).

Sit back and enjoy the show.

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....and boys can stand up to use the toilet in a cubicle. We have some gender-neutral toilets at uni and they don't have urinals.

So in a country where water scarcity is becoming an increasing problem we end up replacing a facility with low water usage with a facility that has to be flushed every time it's used. Except of course not everyone will flush it when they've finished, so users will flush it when they arrive to get rid of the previous occupant's waste. But most toilets can't cope with being flushed twice in a couple of minutes, so having flushed it when they arrive the device won't flush when they leave. So there will just be regular build ups of waste, blockages and germs.

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In Ontario, Canada no primary school (K-6 or K-8 depending on location) has a cafeteria, they aren't built with them, students are expected to bring their own lunches or go home for lunch. My sister-in-law lived across the street from her primary school so that's what she did.

Depending on the school board and historic practice, Grades 7 and 8 can be in secondary school buildings as an Intermediate School. No school up here does "campuses", it's one building, always. Winter.

I went to an Intermediate School and the High School was in the same building, but with a different principal. The high school had a cafeteria, but burgers only. Most people still brought their own lunch.

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You see, urinals are cheaper than toilet stalls. They are also stinky. So are women going to endure the stench (and give "cut off their nose to spite their face" a whole new meaning), or demand that architects abolish urinals and provide only toilets instead (costlier in terms both of of plumbing hardware and square footage).

Sit back and enjoy the show.

Didn't we already solve this by building a lot of new buildings with gender segregated bathrooms and one (small) 'family' or 'gender-neutral' bathroom?

Standing amongst those who can't imagine how I would have even survived my schooling without gender segregated bathrooms...

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Maybe your toilets (restrooms, loos, bathrooms, whatever) are different than ours. Ours are a large open space with several cubicles containing individual toilets. Each cubicle is made of two side panels and a hinged swinging door. There are normally person-sized gaps between the panels/doors and the floor, so you could in a pinch escape, even if the door refused to unlock. However, this also means that other people who are determined to do so can get at you. Again, the places where the panels meet the door usually have a gap of about half an inch, sometimes more, which means that even people who aren't trying to look through can tell whether someone is in the cubicle just by walking by. The situation is only tolerable because one assumes that those passing by are a) of your same gender and b) therefore most likely not sexually interested in you. Remove that and you have a big ol' can of worms. Especially during self-conscious adolescence, or when there are bullies involved.

Even if it weren't for the visibility and accessibility issues, women will still have the problem of having to make regular visits to an enclosed spot where there might not be anybody else at all, for hours even--and where they now face the likelihood of running into a rapist (usually male) who has every right to be there, unquestioned. There is no risk to lurking with intent in a unisex restroom of the sort I've described. Nobody will ask you what you are doing there, whether you are male or female. Your physical appearance is no longer a red flag. No one will call security if you are seen entering. Nobody will even notice if you're in there for hours, waiting--as long as you're smart enough to nip into a cubicle and groan occasionally. What a lovely set up for trouble.

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Didn't we already solve this by building a lot of new buildings with gender segregated bathrooms and one (small) 'family' or 'gender-neutral' bathroom?

Oh, is that all this is about? No problem, then. I misunderstood from what Jade wrote that the growing custom was for gender-neutral restrooms only, wherein there would be no urinals and all the guys would use toilets-- so that not a single place shall remain from which women are excluded. Sometimes this seems like a logical conclusion to draw. But perhaps I'm making a tempest in a tearoom pot. [Smile]

It reminds me of a campus Christian center which had a men's room, labeled Adam, and a ladies' room labeled "Eve." Between them was a janitor's closet, which I thought ought to be labeled "the forbidden fruit."

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Maybe your toilets (restrooms, loos, bathrooms, whatever) are different than ours. Ours are a large open space with several cubicles containing individual toilets. Each cubicle is made of two side panels and a hinged swinging door. There are normally person-sized gaps between the panels/doors and the floor, so you could in a pinch escape, even if the door refused to unlock. However, this also means that other people who are determined to do so can get at you. Again, the places where the panels meet the door usually have a gap of about half an inch, sometimes more, which means that even people who aren't trying to look through can tell whether someone is in the cubicle just by walking by. The situation is only tolerable because one assumes that those passing by are a) of your same gender and b) therefore most likely not sexually interested in you. Remove that and you have a big ol' can of worms. Especially during self-conscious adolescence, or when there are bullies involved.

Even if it weren't for the visibility and accessibility issues, women will still have the problem of having to make regular visits to an enclosed spot where there might not be anybody else at all, for hours even--and where they now face the likelihood of running into a rapist (usually male) who has every right to be there, unquestioned. There is no risk to lurking with intent in a unisex restroom of the sort I've described. Nobody will ask you what you are doing there, whether you are male or female. Your physical appearance is no longer a red flag. No one will call security if you are seen entering. Nobody will even notice if you're in there for hours, waiting--as long as you're smart enough to nip into a cubicle and groan occasionally. What a lovely set up for trouble.

Well our toilets don't generally have person-sized gaps at the bottom, you know if someone's in there if it says 'engaged'. But in any case, this talk of teenage boys being rapists is really disturbing [Ultra confused] Do you really think gender-neutral toilets lead to rapists being around every corner? Physical appearance not being questioned is why gender-neutral toilets are good, because it means transgendered people who have difficulty 'passing' can use them without being questioned. The idea that it will lead to more women being raped (because that's the only reason a man would be there, not to use the toilet themselves or anything [Roll Eyes] ) is ridiculous.

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Originally posted by saysay:
Didn't we already solve this by building a lot of new buildings with gender segregated bathrooms and one (small) 'family' or 'gender-neutral' bathroom?

Oh, is that all this is about? No problem, then. I misunderstood from what Jade wrote that the growing custom was for gender-neutral restrooms only, wherein there would be no urinals and all the guys would use toilets-- so that not a single place shall remain from which women are excluded. Sometimes this seems like a logical conclusion to draw. But perhaps I'm making a tempest in a tearoom pot. [Smile]

It reminds me of a campus Christian center which had a men's room, labeled Adam, and a ladies' room labeled "Eve." Between them was a janitor's closet, which I thought ought to be labeled "the forbidden fruit."

Actually some places (especially offices for some reason) do have gender-neutral toilets only.

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It's a tangent, but quite apart from the (logical?) impossibility of forcing people to 'worship', it's rarely been possible for reasons of space, as you point out. But does the law say that 'collective' necessarily means the whole school assembling at once? Surely several concurrent 'acts of worship' held in tutor-groups or year assemblies would comply with the law.

That's actually what happened at our school. Assembly was for announcements and so on, we had the 'collective worship' bit in our tutor groups which I think was daily (we did it just after registration). But as far as worship is concerned, it was mostly about talking about ~issues like bullying and body issues, it was never religious. I never sang a hymn once during secondary school but did so every day at primary school. For some reason primary schools find religion easy to do but not secular secondary schools.

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At my 1,500 pupil comprehensive in the 80s we had assembly 4 days out of 5 and managed thus: first years in the lower school hall, second years in the gym of the leisure centre on the school grounds (open to public but school got first dibs). Third and fourth years in the upper school hall (big, with a stage used for school productions). Fifth years in the school's own small gym. Sixth years in the small upper school canteen.

All except sixth form featured a hymn accompanied by piano, school announcements and a quick talk followed by a prayer. Sixth form was an informal thing which was more likely to be about ethics, recycling, ban the bomb or whatever. No singing.

Whether any genuine worship took place is another thing - but the gatherings certainly happened.

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Whether any genuine worship took place is another thing - but the gatherings certainly happened.

My husband used to be a headteacher, he called his assemblies 'PHB' assemblies - a Hymn, a Prayer and a Bollocking.

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And there's nothing wrong with that!
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But in any case, this talk of teenage boys being rapists is really disturbing
At the risk of further disturbing you... some of them are. Even in Creamtealand.

However, this would not be my major concern if my daughter had to go to a school with no separate toilets for girls. Bullies don't need to rape you to make your life a misery.

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And there's nothing wrong with that!

I take that as a flippant comment. But seriously, it's the conflation of religion with morality that worries me. And the conflation of morality with conforming to school rules about uniform etc. I have taken too many assemblies in which I attempted to convey a Christian message (albeit, I hope, in an inclusive secular-friendly Thought-for-the-day kind of way) only to have it contradicted by the Head or deputy nagging the kids about something or other.

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quote:
Originally posted by Alogon:
It reminds me of a campus Christian center which had a men's room, labeled Adam, and a ladies' room labeled "Eve." Between them was a janitor's closet, which I thought ought to be labeled "the forbidden fruit."

Wouldn't 'Serpent' be more appropriate for the average functionary?

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