Source: (consider it)
|
Thread: Which keys do you think would be worth stealing?
|
|
Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
|
Posted
There's only one. The key to the Tardis.
Posts: 25445 | Registered: May 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
# 3492
|
Posted
I just heard that story on Radio 4! I should like to get my hands on the keys to the Crown Jewels, having seen them twice, though I am given to understand they were not on the same key-ring...
-------------------- If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
Posts: 30517 | From: White Hart Lane | Registered: Oct 2002
| IP: Logged
|
|
pjl
Shipmate
# 16929
|
Posted
The keys to the next nasa space rocket, has to be a fantastic view from up there.And I'd weigh less for a while.
Posts: 576 | From: england | Registered: Feb 2012
| IP: Logged
|
|
Og, King of Bashan
Ship's giant Amorite
# 9562
|
Posted
Maybe the treasury where they supposedly keep the Ark of the Covenant in Ethiopia. Although it would be terribly disappointing to learn that the Ark wasn't really there.
Or maybe the keys to the locker room of your least favorite football team, so as to be able to place itching power in their shorts the night before the game against your team.
I keep thinking of big buildings that would be cool to tour at night on your own, but I keep coming back to the thought that being inside, say, the Smithsonian after dark on your own would be really creepy.
-------------------- "I like to eat crawfish and drink beer. That's despair?" ― Walker Percy
Posts: 3259 | From: Denver, Colorado, USA | Registered: May 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
angelfish
Shipmate
# 8884
|
Posted
I still have the key to the house I grew up in (no longer occupied by my parents) and sometimes when I am in the vicinity, I think about letting myself in and seeing if anyone has changed much in the place.
-------------------- "As God is my witness, I WILL kick Bishop Brennan up the arse!"
Posts: 1017 | From: England | Registered: Dec 2004
| IP: Logged
|
|
|
Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
# 64
|
Posted
I think the top floor of the Shard would be something to have keys to. But I might go for Buckingham Palace, although keys are fairly irrelevant with armed guards being the real "keys".
For stealing, however, I would like the key to wind up Big Ben, or something of that nature. That would be a cool thing to have, even though you could never use it.
-------------------- Blog Music for your enjoyment Lord may all my hard times be healing times take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
Posts: 18859 | From: At the bottom of a deep dark well. | Registered: May 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Horseman Bree
Shipmate
# 5290
|
Posted
I have a box full of keys that are no longer identifiable as belonging to any object that still exists, so, presumably, I need access to either a time machine or some sort of ghost space.
The only problem with finding some of these suitcases and drawers is that I might also get all mt toenail clippings back, since presumably everything material goes to roughly the same sort of ethereal space.
ETA that anyone is welcome to steal said box of keys. [ 12. November 2012, 19:09: Message edited by: Horseman Bree ]
-------------------- It's Not That Simple
Posts: 5372 | From: more herring choker than bluenose | Registered: Dec 2003
| IP: Logged
|
|
balaam
Making an ass of myself
# 4543
|
Posted
The key to my heart was stolen years ago.
-------------------- Last ever sig ...
blog
Posts: 9049 | From: Hen Ogledd | Registered: May 2003
| IP: Logged
|
|
monkeylizard
Ship's scurvy
# 952
|
Posted
Two words:
Fort Knox
-------------------- The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. ~ Herbert Spencer (1820 - 1903)
Posts: 2201 | From: Music City, USA | Registered: Jul 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
|
Posted
St. Peter's keys, to the kingdom of Heaven.
-------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
Posts: 34626 | From: Cream Tealand | Registered: Jun 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
The Weeder
Shipmate
# 11321
|
Posted
Chorister, you are so holy!
-------------------- Still missing the gator
Posts: 2542 | From: LaLa Land | Registered: Apr 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
Hedgehog
Ship's Shortstop
# 14125
|
Posted
When I am singing in church, pretty much everybody around me wishes that I would somehow get hold of the right key. And, you know, keep it.
-------------------- "We must regain the conviction that we need one another, that we have a shared responsibility for others and the world, and that being good and decent are worth it."--Pope Francis, Laudato Si'
Posts: 2740 | From: Delaware, USA | Registered: Sep 2008
| IP: Logged
|
|
Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
# 619
|
Posted
The key to Pandora's box. Before she opened it.
Posts: 17302 | From: Edinburgh | Registered: Jun 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
# 333
|
Posted
I would love to have these keys.
-------------------- Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
Posts: 18017 | From: 'Twixt the 'Glades and the Gulf | Registered: Aug 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Ariston
Insane Unicorn
# 10894
|
Posted
JJ, how was it that I knew almost exactly what I would see before clicking on that link?
Much as I'd like the Florida Keys, or the keys to the belltower of the Basilica, I think I'd take the keys to the Freer/Sackler Museum and Museum of the American Indian, including the storage areas. So much delicious pottery . . .
-------------------- “Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
Posts: 6849 | From: The People's Republic of Balcones | Registered: Jan 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
Piglet
Islander
# 11803
|
Posted
quote: Originally posted by Ariston: JJ, how was it that I knew almost exactly what I would see before clicking on that link?
I was expecting something like this.
-------------------- I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander. alto n a soprano who can read music
Posts: 20272 | From: Fredericton, NB, on a rather larger piece of rock | Registered: Sep 2006
| IP: Logged
|
|
Jane R
Shipmate
# 331
|
Posted
The keys to the British Library. Think of all those wonderful books to ste- I mean, read.
What's so holy about wanting to steal St Peter's keys? If you have them you can get into heaven whether or not your name is in the Book of Life...
Posts: 3958 | From: Jorvik | Registered: May 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Twilight
Puddleglum's sister
# 2832
|
Posted
quote: Originally posted by jedijudy: I would love to have these keys.
Doesn't that belong on the "Porn," thread? I know it made me moan a little bit.
Since I've narrowly been beaten to the British library, I'll take the Library of Congress keys. I once took all sorts of confusing Washington DC metro system transports just to get there and find out I couldn't go in. Had to be a congressperson or something.
Posts: 6817 | Registered: May 2002
| IP: Logged
|
|
Ruudy
Shipmate
# 3939
|
Posted
The keys to the Millenium Falcon.
-------------------- The shipmate formerly known as Goar.
Posts: 1360 | From: Gatorland | Registered: Jan 2003
| IP: Logged
|
|
jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
# 333
|
Posted
quote: Originally posted by Ruudy: The keys to the Millenium Falcon.
Make sure they're attached to the hydrospanner. And that your arm muscles are in tip-top shape.
Ariston, piglet and Twilight, am I so transparent?
-------------------- Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
Posts: 18017 | From: 'Twixt the 'Glades and the Gulf | Registered: Aug 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
# 64
|
Posted
Maybe the keys to Lord Sugars Roller. And take it to do donuts with.
-------------------- Blog Music for your enjoyment Lord may all my hard times be healing times take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
Posts: 18859 | From: At the bottom of a deep dark well. | Registered: May 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Pasco
Shipmate
# 388
|
Posted
To be given a brand new Key for turning 21, again.
Posts: 997 | From: Domiciling 'ere, living locally. | Registered: Jun 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
fluff
Shipmate
# 12871
|
Posted
I would really like the keys to understanding this infuriating new smartphone. Why didn't I go for some thing cheaper and more basic...? Vanity!
Posts: 109 | From: South England | Registered: Jul 2007
| IP: Logged
|
|