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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
(Drum roll please)

It is my extreme pleasure and honor to announce that Smudgie, after putting up with our collective nonsense lo these many years, has consented to make it official, and serve us as a Circus Host!

Let the petal throwing and cheers commence!
 

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Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
I think the best response to honour Smudgie would be to say I'm offended!


 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Oh, you are so right!
 

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Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on :
 
Fish in the Host Lounge refrigerator!



 

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Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
Are we getting a swimming pool installed?
 

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Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
I expect lots of hostly slaps with a herring. good stuff.

Exciting! perfect host choice!
 

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Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Krill flavoured GIN sounds just the ticket!

Congratulations and welcome, ma'am.

[os should that be commiserations?]
 

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Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 

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Originally posted by orfeo:
Are we getting a swimming pool installed?

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Probably an ice shelf.
 

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Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on :
 
Please feel free to join me on my ice floe at any time.
 

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Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Finally, the Heightest barriers are broken! Even though it only be the Circus. Wait a moment, Only allowing the shor..., normal sized folk to host in the Circus? With the likes of this? I was incorrect, heightism still reigns here.
 

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Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on :
 

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Originally posted by orfeo:
Are we getting a swimming pool installed?

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If you are, it won't be heated, unless the Hell Hosts stick their pitchforks in...
 

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Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
I can't think of a better penguin to take over from me.

In celebration, here's a new game.

Smudgie will need all those candy sticks to give her energy to Host. How many can we collect between us?
 

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Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 

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Originally posted by PeteC:

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Originally posted by orfeo:
Are we getting a swimming pool installed?

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If you are, it won't be heated, unless the Hell Hosts stick their pitchforks in...

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I doubt a penguin will want a heated pool, and I don't intend to cool my pitchfork.

Welcome Smudgie! A fine choice.
 

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Posted by Marvin the Martian (# 4360) on :
 
A better choice for Circus Host I cannot imagine! Welcome and good luck
 

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Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
At this time of year, in the natural hemisphere for penguins, I don't want a heated pool!!


 

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Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 

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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
It is my extreme pleasure and honor to announce that Smudgie, after putting up with our collective nonsense lo these many years, has consented to make it official, and serve us as a Circus Host!

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"Lord, what fools these mortals be!"

Hooray and thank you Smudgie!
 

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Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Excellent choice! Congrats and welcome, Smudgie!
 

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Posted by QLib (# 43) on :
 
Good luck, O plucky penguin!
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 

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Originally posted by Chorister:
I can't think of a better penguin to take over from me.

In celebration, here's a new game.

Smudgie will need all those candy sticks to give her energy to Host. How many can we collect between us?

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Absolutely perfect. !
 

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Posted by snowgoose (# 4394) on :
 
Woohoooo!
 

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Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on :
 
Congratulations, Smudgie!
 

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Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
*Curtseys* - I live to serve

I think this is adminly revenge for ten years of word association and everlasting sentences - or possibly Kelly's revenge for me being so very easily offended

I won't tell you how brutal they were to me, a poor innocent and normal sized little penguin, until I finally broke down and agreed to do their every bidding. They even made me make the tea!

Seriously, thank you so much for all the welcomes. Chorister's shoes are indeed going to take some filling (once I've got all the fluff off the inside of them - plays havoc with the webbed feet!) - if I can do half as good a job as her, I'll be pleased.
 

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Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
I hope you aren't afraid of clowns, Smudgie! You will be a wonderful Host! I can sense it in the Force.

 

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Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 

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Originally posted by Smudgie:

I think this is adminly revenge for ten years of word association and everlasting sentences

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Yep. That's exactly why they chose you, the same reason as they chose me.

Don't forget - if life gets too hard, there is a secret ejector button in the toe of the left bright red shoe. All you have to do is count to three and give it a firm press. But it won't work if either of us tells anybod... Oh bummocks! Sorry, now you're stuck.
Good luck!
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
I thought she had to click her heels together three times and say "I thought this was a Christian website."
 

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Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 

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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I thought she had to click her heels together three times and say "I thought this was a Christian website."

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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I thought she had to click her heels together three times and say "I thought this was a Christian website."

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Originally posted by Smudgie:
...So which one's the wicked witch of the west?...

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I'm not sure that you have to ask.
 

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Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
I was being polite
 

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Posted by Jack the Lass (# 3415) on :
 
Great news, great choice!
 

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Posted by Japes (# 5358) on :
 
Excellent news!
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 

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Originally posted by Smudgie:

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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I thought she had to click her heels together three times and say "I thought this was a Christian website."

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So which one's the wicked witch of the west?

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And is Ariston to be my Toto?

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Well, he's kind of everybody's bitch, so why not?
 

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Posted by Grits (# 4169) on :
 
Good choice. Have fun!
 

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Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Good choice. Well done Smudgie, and hang on to your sanity.
 

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Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Hang on, she's got some sanity left? I thought the prerequisite for being a Circus Host was to have none. I mean, look who they have do it...

No Offense intended, of course.
 

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Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 

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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:

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And is Ariston to be my Toto?

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Well, he's kind of everybody's bitch, so why not?

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Originally posted by Smudgie:
And is Ariston to be my Toto?

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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Hang on, she's got some sanity left? I thought the prerequisite for being a Circus Host was to have none. I mean, look who they have do it...

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Believe me, any sanity she has left will soon go....
 

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Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Smudgie
 

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Posted by Louise (# 30) on :
 
Brave woman!
 

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Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 

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Originally posted by Louise:
Brave woman!

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I think this should be on the Euphemism thread. For "brave", read "foolish".
 

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Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Now, now, Smudgie. You are not foolish. Stark, raving mad, but not foolish.
 

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Posted by Starbug (# 15917) on :
 
I think an insane penguin is the perfect choice for a Circus host - a sane one would go stark-raving bonkers in no time!

Congratulations, Smudgie.
 

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Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on :
 
Hey! HEY! HEY!

I'm not THAT bad! I mean, I didn't make Smudgie drink the Lapsang Souchong after all, and I did thank her for making it . . . okay, gave her an appreciative wave of the hand to dismiss . . . look, I wasn't that mean! And now you all think I'm singing something about Roxana and being Your Little Dog Too?

Fine, okay, it's a promotion from my usual place, I guess.

Circus Hosting: It's Not For Everyone. Happily, we got someone worthy of our exalted red-nosed company.
 

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Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Oh dear! Someone left the gates open in the Circus and now Ariston is drooling candy floss all over Styx.
Someone start up the calliope and lure him back.
 

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Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
Ariston wouldn't have so much trouble with the candy floss if he hadn't found the GINger enGINe paGINg beGINner apparatus.

Just sayin'.
 

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Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 

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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
now Ariston is drooling candy floss all over Styx.

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Originally posted by comet:


ew.

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Ten bucks says he's already printed it out, drawn a little heart around it with a Sharpie, and taped it to the fridge.

[ 28. January 2013, 01:11: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
 

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Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Now it is my turn to say ew.
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 

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Originally posted by Ariston:
And now you all think I'm singing something about Roxana and being Your Little Dog Too?

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