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Posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider (# 76) on :

As a service to the growing number of people who are touched by the Noodly Appendage of this new deity, rapidly gaining in popularity, I wondered if the time has come for some proper liturgy (perhaps they'll use it in that Atheist Church?) for Pastafarians and other worshippers of He Who Sees All With Meatballs.

Can we start with a central service, the Spaghetti Eucharist:

In the name of the Spaghetti, the Ragu and the Parmesan

Amen

The Passata be with you

And also with you

O Noodley One
To whom all garlic presses are open;
all pesto known,
Coat the conchiglie of our plates
With the passata of your sauce
That we may perfectly season you
And worthily sprinkle parmesan upon your noodly appendage.
Through the Grissini and the basil,

Amen

Over to you...

[ 11. February 2013, 09:51: Message buggered about with by: Karl: Liberal Backslider ]

Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :

Since this is about liturgy, shouldn't it be in Eccles? (please) [Biased]

[ 11. February 2013, 09:56: Message buggered about with by: kingsfold ]

Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on :

Is that a nice and reasonable request? How did I miss it? In fact, isn't that a question? Did someone play by the rules before they were put into place?

How can I refuse that request?

Brace yourself kiddos, because we're going to Drunkland.
Ariston, Lord of Chaos

Posted by Bostonman (# 17108) on :

Holy Monster,
Holy and Noodly,
Holy Spaghetti One,
Have mercy upon us.

Posted by claret10 (# 16341) on :

The Pasta ****er

Our pasta who art in tomato sauce
Hollowed be your shape
Your time has come
You're delicious one
In bowl as it is on plate
Give us this day our garlic bread
Forgive us our lasagna
as we forgive those who horse against us
Lead us not in to pizza but deliver us from potato

For pasta is the greatest, the tastiest and the best.
For spaghetti and raviolli

Amen

[ 12. February 2013, 14:09: Message buggered about with by: claret10 ]

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