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Posted by comet (# 10353) on
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Great Historical Figures I'd Like To Fuck.
I'll start with Nikola Tesla.
Phwaarr.... sexy geektraction, baby.
Who Would You Do?
Posted by Cthulhu (# 16186) on
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quote:
Originally posted by comet:
Who Would You Do?
YOU!
Posted by comet (# 10353) on
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down, squid, down. I expect dinner and flowers, first.
Posted by Pyx_e (# 57) on
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quote:
Originally posted by comet:
down, squid, down. I expect dinner and flowers, first.
According to the toilet wall during and after is also OK.
Posted by Sandemaniac (# 12829) on
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Comet, this thread is the vilest and most disgusting thing I've ever seen on the Ship. Count me in!
Mary Shelley for me - any bird who pops her cherry on the grave of the mother who died having her must be wild.
AG
Posted by sophs (# 2296) on
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quote:
Originally posted by comet:
Great Historical Figures I'd Like To Fuck.
I'll start with Nikola Tesla.
Phwaarr.... sexy geektraction, baby.
Who Would You Do?
I'd tap that.
Posted by comet (# 10353) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Sandemaniac:
Comet, this thread is the vilest and most disgusting thing I've ever seen on the Ship. Count me in!
Aww!
![[Axe murder]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif)
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
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quote:
Originally posted by comet:
down, squid, down. I expect dinner and flowers, first.
Damn! I was gonna make a pass at you first! Ha ha.
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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Bored now.
Ariel
Heaven ****
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
Bored now.
You do realise that's what Willow said in Season 6 of Buffy just before she killed a guy horribly by ripping his skin off?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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I've always had a thing for chicks who do math(s), so that includes Hypatia, Emilie du Chatelet (I'd have to share her with Voltaire, which could be interesting) and Ada Lovelace.
Form a queue ladies.
Posted by Yorick (# 12169) on
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I've always thought the Wicked Queen in Snow White might be a bit of fun.
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on
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If that's a historical figure, I'm a direct descendant of Little Red Riding Hood.
Posted by Yorick (# 12169) on
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It's an old film.
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on
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...
...
...you've got me there...
Posted by Yorick (# 12169) on
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Well, the film was made in 1937, so the Wicked Queen is an historical figure.
Anyway, you're interfering with my wank.
Posted by Alaric the Goth (# 511) on
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It has to be Boudicca, really. Redhead, temeperament similar to most females I've fancied/been in relationship with (OK she would be slightly tamer than one or two!) ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider (# 76) on
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[Edited to preserve own life]
[ 11. February 2013, 14:32: Message buggered about with by: Karl: Liberal Backslider ]
Posted by Marvin the Martian (# 4360) on
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Cleopatra. Right in the asp.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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Wait. Do we have to go back in time to do this? Or are these folks coming to our time? Or are we to go find their graves...and ick! Brain bleach.
Details, comet, I want details! No zombies!
Posted by Albertus (# 13356) on
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Lady Colin Campbell. That Boldini portrait in the NPG makes me go weak at the knees every time...
Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on
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Simone de Beauvoir and Diane de Poitiers.
Wait, why are they both French?
Posted by Sober Preacher's Kid (# 12699) on
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Mary, Queen of Scots.
I'm so sexy I'd turn her Protestant.
Posted by North East Quine (# 13049) on
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John Donne. Although in my fantasy there'd be lots of poetry and wooing going on first.
Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on
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Originally posted by North East Quine:
John Donne. Although in my fantasy there'd be lots of poetry and wooing going on first.
That'd be Andrew Marvel you're thinking of. Naturally, he'd complain about it.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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Oxymorons are us, SPK.
The prophet Mohammed.
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on
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Donne? How sappy. I'll go with Rimbaud.
Posted by Pants (# 999) on
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Jesus!!!
Posted by Pyx_e (# 57) on
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Jesus Pants.
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on
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Another vote for Tesla.
What about Graham Greene? From what I understand he had. Um. Skills.
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on
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Originally posted by North East Quine:
John Donne. Although in my fantasy there'd be lots of poetry and wooing going on first.
Dylan Thomas looked a lot like one of my youthful boyfriends, and if he kissed anything like he did, he is so in.
Posted by Pyx_e (# 57) on
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Princess Leia (and if not her Jaba the hut).
Posted by Smarty Pants (# 17561) on
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Big Blackie, the horse that did in Catherine the Great. no question about that.
Posted by ToujoursDan (# 10578) on
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Sampson is so enticing. I do like guys with muscles, but long hair on a bloke is a deal breaker.
The 18th Century painter Eugene Delacroix is bonkable as was Edwin Hubble in his better days.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Originally posted by ToujoursDan:
Sampson is so enticing. I do like guys with muscles, but long hair on a bloke is a deal breaker.
A couple of rugby players for you:
Sebastian Chabal
Martin Castrogiovanni.
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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Who else for a donkey like me - that lover of equines Catherine the Great.
Posted by ToujoursDan (# 10578) on
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Meh...
More like this...
Posted by North East Quine (# 13049) on
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John Knox was a galley-slave for nineteen months. I bet that left him with broad shoulders and really well defined biceps..... ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
And there's a certain smouldering intensity about the way he used the expression "godly commonwealth"....
But unfortunately he liked his wives young, which is not an attractive quality.
Posted by Albertus (# 13356) on
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
quote:
Originally posted by North East Quine:
John Donne. Although in my fantasy there'd be lots of poetry and wooing going on first.
Dylan Thomas looked a lot like one of my youthful boyfriends, and if he kissed anything like he did, he is so in.
Not up to much, I fear; wanted to be mothered rather than anything else (Dylan Thomas not your former boyfriend, at any rate AFAIK). I don't think he kept Mrs T- Caitlin- happy.
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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quote:
Originally posted by ToujoursDan:
Meh...
More like this...
Yes, please....
Posted by Robert Armin (# 182) on
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Has to be Alexander the Great!
Big butch homme, flowing riah, lallies of steel... Oh dear, I need a lie down.
Posted by George Spigot (# 253) on
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Without a doubt it would be Sabina Spielrein.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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ToujoursDan: quote:
Sampson is so enticing. I do like guys with muscles, but long hair on a bloke is a deal breaker.
A little wine, a little pillow talk, and you could take care of that little problem.
Posted by ArachnidinElmet (# 17346) on
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Geoffrey Chaucer. The man wrote some very filthy porn...I mean literature. You've got to wonder whether it was all down to a good imagination.
And if I was considering switching teams: Ada Lovelace, just cos.
Posted by QLib (# 43) on
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If Hilary Mantel has got him right, I'd do Thomas Cromwell.
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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Here, let me take your mind off that Gonne woman.
Posted by ToujoursDan (# 10578) on
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Also, President Gerald Ford was quite hot when he was younger, and he was probably one of the last sane Republicans. I'd put my socialist leanings aside for a wild night...
Posted by Albertus (# 13356) on
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Well, I bet no-one expected that one! if we're onto slightly unlikely political ones, I'll put in a word for Lady Violet Bonham Carter (in her youth). Not quite sure why- she wasn't conventionally attractive- but there's just something about her.
Posted by QLib (# 43) on
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My dad once shared a taxi cab with her. He wasn't impressed.
Posted by Matariki (# 14380) on
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Good to see Toujour Dan lusting after an All Black, Dan Carter's underwear ads on hoardings used to make my day but did nothing for my driving.
As for me I have an Alpha male thing going on so I can see the US president thing working. Ike used to fill a uniform well. As for a man alive today (and being alive is a plus) though his politics are despicable I could imagine a coalition with Bibi Netanyahu.
Posted by Matariki (# 14380) on
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Sorry, plesae forgive my French Toujours Dan
Posted by ToujoursDan (# 10578) on
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Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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quote:
Originally posted by ToujoursDan:
Also, President Gerald Ford was quite hot when he was younger, and he was probably one of the last sane Republicans. I'd put my socialist leanings aside for a wild night...
That must have been about the time he was playing "too much football without a helmet" (per LBJ).
Posted by Albertus (# 13356) on
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quote:
Originally posted by QLib:
My dad once shared a taxi cab with her. He wasn't impressed.
Was she safe in taxis?
No, it's sort of V BC c 1910 I've got a thing for. Don't ask me to explain it.
Posted by QLib (# 43) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Albertus:
quote:
Originally posted by QLib:
My dad once shared a taxi cab with her. He wasn't impressed.
Was she safe in taxis?
Safe from my dad, anyway.
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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GBS in 1886 would be worth yanking into the sack.
And while I'm doing Irish writers, I'd be happy to knock off Oliver St John Gogarty.
Posted by Albertus (# 13356) on
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quote:
Originally posted by QLib:
quote:
Originally posted by Albertus:
quote:
Originally posted by QLib:
My dad once shared a taxi cab with her. He wasn't impressed.
Was she safe in taxis?
Safe from my dad, anyway.
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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Joe Orton, the playwright as he was just before he died was a bit of a dish; Lasith Malinga, the Sri Lankan bowler, except he is not really historical.
And Gary Lineker, footballer and football commentator, of course.
Perhaps the four of us [including me] could have a party!
Where is the drool smiley when you need one?
Posted by Mad Cat (# 9104) on
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Ted Hughes
Wolfish, wild haired poetical genius. Enough to drive one to distraction. Poor Sylvia, but also, jammy bitch.....
Posted by Albertus (# 13356) on
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Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
....
And Gary Lineker, footballer and football commentator, of course.
...
Gary Lineker? What are you, some kind of crisp fetishist?
Posted by ken (# 2460) on
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Gary Lineker was in the same class at school as my ex-wife's current husband's elder brother.
Does that make us related?
Posted by Matt Black (# 2210) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Mad Cat:
Ted Hughes
Wolfish, wild haired poetical genius. Enough to drive one to distraction. Poor Sylvia, but also, jammy bitch.....
OK, if you can have Ted, I'm having Sylvia. And a threesome with the Pankhurst girls (a recommend from an old goat like Lloyd George is good enough for a dirty middle aged man like me!).
Posted by Snags (# 15351) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Albertus:
Gary Lineker? What are you, some kind of crisp fetishist?
I presume it's because the ears give extra grip ...
Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on
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Brigitte Bardot.
Well, she's from myhistory!
Dee Dee Lind (playmate of the month, August 1966.)
ditto
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
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Us hetero guys are are at a slight disadvantage here as most great historical figures are geezers.
Lets face it whose gonna pick thatch ??!
Urs. Undress out of Ryder Haggard's "She" would do it for me I think.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Oh, forgot Gabrielle Drake (Lt Gay Ellis from UFO, amongst other things).
Posted by Gextvedde (# 11084) on
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I'd go back to the 80's and fuck Margaret Thatcher. At least whilst she was doing that she wouldn't be fucking the miners.
Posted by Albertus (# 13356) on
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Actually, at the risk of being rather tastelessly prurient, I have occasionally wondered about Mrs T's sex life. I imagine that either she didn't like sex very much (and if so, how typically efficient of her to get her childbearing over in one go with mixed sex twins), or that she had lots of usually pent-up passion and went, when she wanted to let it out, like the proverbial belt-fed mortar. I suspect the latter, if only because I have a soft spot for Denis and would like him to have had a good time.
Posted by Eleanor Jane (# 13102) on
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quote:
Originally posted by rolyn:
Us hetero guys are are at a slight disadvantage here as most great historical figures are geezers.
That makes me feel quite hellish! Why are men great historical figures? Not 'cos women weren't (and aren't) awesome!
Some ideas
and
More ideas
and Even the Daily Mail...
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Audrey Hepburn should be on everyone's list. Hot and a humanitarian, which is even hotter.
When she was young, mind. No zombies here either.
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on
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What a foul thread!
-Oscar Wilde We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars... ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Posted by leo (# 1458) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Eleanor Jane:
quote:
Originally posted by rolyn:
Us hetero guys are are at a slight disadvantage here as most great historical figures are geezers.
That makes me feel quite hellish! Why are men great historical figures? Not 'cos women weren't (and aren't) awesome!
Some ideas
and
More ideas
and Even the Daily Mail...
Um. Dianne Abbot? When I was a Labour Party member I voted every time she stood for exec. But when I saw her on TV I wished I hadn't.
Julie Andrews? A bit too camp for my liking.
Bakewell - yes, even if she has been dubbed 'the thinking man's crumpet.'
Angie B. Wilson - yes - she was my vicar.
Shami - yes - met her in Durham and fancied her for her looks as well as her work.
Collns - no - rubbish writing.
Lady Di - no - airhead.
Duffy - absolutely yes.
Liz the 2nd - no - I am a republican and there are too many queens in this country.
Grenfell - yes - any teacher can identify with her.
Hepworth - her sculptures need to loose weight.
Lessing - have read all her books.
Lucas - good woman but can afford to have principles when not in power.
Murdoch - real all her books too. Bit of a fag hag, though.
Quant - no because i hate make up.
Roddick - no - a capitalist in socialist's clothing.
Delia - no - she is the reason I have put on lots of weight.
Stopes - yes - important in a world of too much unsafe sex.
Thatcher - oh, for fuck's sake i hate that bitch.
Posted by leo (# 1458) on
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More:
Aung San Suu Kyi - yes, one of the bravest people of this and last Century.
Harriet Harman - the changeling Harperson - weish she would retire.
Oprah Winfrey - maybe, in short does but too earnest.
Maya Angelou - well, I love purple.
Germaine Greer - good when she was a feminist but she is not in her dotage.
Shere Hite - wish my mother had been alive to learn about clitoral orgasms. She might have been more fulfilled.
Mary Warnock - good woman - if only Holy Motgher Church listened to her sound sense on embryo research.
Posted by comet (# 10353) on
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quote:
Originally posted by leo:
wish my mother had been alive to learn about clitoral orgasms. She might have been more fulfilled.
WHAAH?!?! Dude what the fuck is the matter with you?
1) I don't care how "enlightened" you are, "clitoral orgasms" and "mother" never ever EVER belong in the same sentence.
2) you don't know that she wasn't, do you? because chances are, while you don't have the sense God gave a donut, your mother probably had the good sense to not inform you of the state of her sexual satisfaction you complete and utter freak.
jaysus I weep for humanity.
Posted by Gextvedde (# 11084) on
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Posted by Albertus
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Actually, at the risk of being rather tastelessly prurient, I have occasionally wondered about Mrs T's sex life. I imagine that either she didn't like sex very much (and if so, how typically efficient of her to get her childbearing over in one go with mixed sex twins), or that she had lots of usually pent-up passion and went, when she wanted to let it out, like the proverbial belt-fed mortar. I suspect the latter, if only because I have a soft spot for Denis and would like him to have had a good time.
By all accounts she was very tactile and flirty at parties. I'm confident she's make you do as you're told in the sack.
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on
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Emily Bronte--a pent-up volcano of passion there. Probably some bunny-boiler tendencies as well, but that's part of the thrill...
Posted by Albertus (# 13356) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Gextvedde:
Posted by Albertus
quote:
Actually, at the risk of being rather tastelessly prurient, I have occasionally wondered about Mrs T's sex life. I imagine that either she didn't like sex very much (and if so, how typically efficient of her to get her childbearing over in one go with mixed sex twins), or that she had lots of usually pent-up passion and went, when she wanted to let it out, like the proverbial belt-fed mortar. I suspect the latter, if only because I have a soft spot for Denis and would like him to have had a good time.
By all accounts she was very tactile and flirty at parties. I'm confident she's make you do as you're told in the sack.
Gosh, yes, I can imagine - but I think I'd better try not to....
Posted by Albertus (# 13356) on
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Sorry to double-post, but honestly, this is terrible. I haven't felt so degraded since I found myself fancying Sarah Palin. Oh the shame and horror.
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on
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No shame. Many men have wanted to fuck her brains out, and somebody apparently succeeded.
Posted by leo (# 1458) on
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quote:
Originally posted by comet:
quote:
Originally posted by leo:
wish my mother had been alive to learn about clitoral orgasms. She might have been more fulfilled.
WHAAH?!?! Dude what the fuck is the matter with you?
1) I don't care how "enlightened" you are, "clitoral orgasms" and "mother" never ever EVER belong in the same sentence.
2) you don't know that she wasn't, do you? because chances are, while you don't have the sense God gave a donut, your mother probably had the good sense to not inform you of the state of her sexual satisfaction you complete and utter freak.
Wrong. We had a conversation about it soon before she died. She told me she'd never had one, didn't really know what it was and that she was taught to endure sex.
Posted by Albertus (# 13356) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Nunzia:
No shame. Many men have wanted to fuck her brains out, and somebody apparently succeeded.
Bless you for that kind and comforting thought, Nunzia.
Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on
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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Audrey Hepburn should be on everyone's list. Hot and a humanitarian, which is even hotter.
When she was young, mind. No zombies here either.
Sorry, but, even in fantasy, outa our leagues.
Posted by Doublethink (# 1984) on
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quote:
Originally posted by leo:
quote:
Originally posted by comet:
quote:
Originally posted by leo:
wish my mother had been alive to learn about clitoral orgasms. She might have been more fulfilled.
WHAAH?!?! Dude what the fuck is the matter with you?
1) I don't care how "enlightened" you are, "clitoral orgasms" and "mother" never ever EVER belong in the same sentence.
2) you don't know that she wasn't, do you? because chances are, while you don't have the sense God gave a donut, your mother probably had the good sense to not inform you of the state of her sexual satisfaction you complete and utter freak.
Wrong. We had a conversation about it soon before she died. She told me she'd never had one, didn't really know what it was and that she was taught to endure sex.
Do you feel she would want to share this on an international bulletin board ? If not, if you request, I imagine a H&A might be persuaded to remove that for you.
Posted by QLib (# 43) on
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At what stage does it become acceptable to give specific examples when saying that many women of that era were taught that sex was for the man to enjoy and the woman to endure? Can one discuss the sex lives of one's grandparents? I'm seriously consdiering putting some details about mine on t'interweb some time in the next year or so. Not that their sex life was the main point of interest in their lives, but it's a fairly crucial part of their story.
Recently, on the wonderful BBC4 Harlots, Housewives and Heroines Dr Lucy Worsley revealed that, in the seventeenth century, it was believed that women couldn't conceive unless they reached orgasm - she provided some fascinating examples of 'How to ...' manuals. ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
Pity all that got lost by the nineteenth century.
Anyway, I advise all female shipmates to pick they GHFILFs from the right era.
Posted by Starbug (# 15917) on
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For more recent history, my choice would be George Harrison, circa 1964 (A Hard Day's Night).
As George says in the film, "I'd be quite prepared for that eventuality"!
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Originally posted by Ariston:
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Audrey Hepburn should be on everyone's list. Hot and a humanitarian, which is even hotter.
When she was young, mind. No zombies here either.
Sorry, but, even in fantasy, outa our leagues.
Speak for yourself, ponycorn, I've mad skillz. Er, well, my fantasies do in any case.
Posted by QLib (# 43) on
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Yes, George would be my Beatle of choice, too.
ets: : starbug, obviously
[ 19. February 2013, 19:01: Message edited by: QLib ]
Posted by BroJames (# 9636) on
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Olivia de Havilland though it took quite a trawl to find the right picture. I don't like the more sophisticated sultry persona she developed.
Posted by Albertus (# 13356) on
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I see she's still around- do living people count? Mind, there's a picture on her wikipedia page of her as a very pretty 17 year old playing Alice in Wonderland.
If we're talking actresses of that generation, may I put in a word for Celia Johnson?
Posted by Alf Wiedersehen (# 17421) on
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I fancy the pants off of Virginia Woolf. I don't know if it is the wonky nose/chin combination or the mouth. I mean, look at the way it pulls to the side. I would bunga-bunga with her. Oh, yes.
And Nicole Kidman plaing VW in "The Hours". Golly.
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on
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I used to have the biggest woody for James Cagney. He was dust long before I was born, but still, I was smitten.
Posted by ArachnidinElmet (# 17346) on
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Any list of dead hot (or dead, hot) actors has to include James Stewart and Gregory Peck.
(BTW, how acceptable is it to share pin-ups with your mother and grandmother? Is it a step too weird?)
Posted by Og, King of Bashan (# 9562) on
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quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Audrey Hepburn should be on everyone's list. Hot and a humanitarian, which is even hotter.
When she was young, mind. No zombies here either.
Meh. You can have her. Ever since I saw "To Have and Have Not" as a horny teenager, I've been a young Lauren Bacall kind of guy.
Or whoever modeled for "Flaming June."
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Gextvedde:
I'm confident she'd make you do as you're told in the sack.
Been trying to form a mental picture on this one at work today.
I wonder, at what point during the proceedings maggie would say, "The lady's not for turning" ?
Posted by Rosa Winkel (# 11424) on
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Barbara played by Jacqueline Hill from Doctor Who, for me.
Picture.
She's good looking, is nice, intelligent, ladylike and got a nice arse.
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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Originally posted by Rosa Winkel:
Picture.
Reminds me to wonder why backcombed hair was ever seen as a Good Thing. Though not as bad as this obviously.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Originally posted by Firenze:
quote:
Originally posted by Rosa Winkel:
Picture.
Reminds me to wonder why backcombed hair was ever seen as a Good Thing. Though not as bad as this obviously.
Let's just admit it was the Wrong Way to Big Hair.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I used to have the biggest woody
Uh, erm, hmmm. See the definition, well.... Ah, it is simply, err....I mean I thought....
Posted by Rosa Winkel (# 11424) on
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I did start wondering whether Kelly is a man. I thought that, in America, "having wood" meant having a hard cock.
Yeah, Barbara's hair isn't the greatest, and I couldn't find any decent picture of her, but in Doctor Who she looks well nice.
Posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider (# 76) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Gextvedde:
I'd go back to the 80's and fuck Margaret Thatcher. At least whilst she was doing that she wouldn't be fucking the miners.
There's a joke going around likening her to Jimmy Savile over just that activity.
[ 22. February 2013, 11:40: Message edited by: Karl: Liberal Backslider ]
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on
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quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I used to have the biggest woody
Uh, erm, hmmm. See the definition, well.... Ah, it is simply, err....I mean I thought....
Not a man woody, a lady woody!
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on
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It's just an expression, fa chrissake!
(Although, yes, technically we ladies can sport tiny little woodies we can hide from the world and giggle about coyly.)
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariston:
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Audrey Hepburn should be on everyone's list. Hot and a humanitarian, which is even hotter.
When she was young, mind. No zombies here either.
Sorry, but, even in fantasy, outa our leagues.
Yeah, the word "hot" in her case seems reductive. It's like calling a Cordon Bleu meal prepared in actual Paris by actual Parisian chefs "mighty tasty!"
My fantasies about Audrey revolve around sitting quietly with my hands in my pockets absorbing her every word and her incandescent loveliness that emerged from the soul and shone out her face. Even then it's kind of overwhelming. (I took a picture at the Hollywood Wax Museum sitting at a cafe table with her while she wore her "Breakfast at Tiffany" picture hat. I was dumbstruck. And it was just a freaking doll!)
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
quote:
Originally posted by Ariston:
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Audrey Hepburn should be on everyone's list. Hot and a humanitarian, which is even hotter.
When she was young, mind. No zombies here either.
Sorry, but, even in fantasy, outa our leagues.
Yeah, the word "hot" in her case seems reductive. It's like calling a Cordon Bleu meal prepared in actual Paris by actual Parisian chefs "mighty tasty!"
My fantasies about Audrey revolve around sitting quietly with my hands in my pockets absorbing her every word and her incandescent loveliness that emerged from the soul and shone out her face. Even then it's kind of overwhelming. (I took a picture at the Hollywood Wax Museum sitting at a cafe table with her while she wore her "Breakfast at Tiffany" picture hat. I was dumbstruck. And it was just a freaking doll!)
You captured the essence of Audrey Hepburn there. She was doll-like. She looked just as good stationary as she did moving around, maybe better, while the kind of women I prefer tend to look better moving: heck, some of them never quite stop moving even when they try!
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on
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(ok, I know tangent, but I must protest. I MUST!)
She was only doll like when the directors were stupid enough to make her that way (A Nun's Story,Roman Holday, etc, etc etc.) Go find a little flick called "Two for the road." or, hell, even "My Fair Lady." Hepburn had a fantastic gift for comedy, not used nearly enough IMO.* That's the thing, you can't even console yourself (as a woman) that Hepburn is useful only in a decorative way, not after you see her getting her shoulder to the back bumper of a Mercedes Roadster and pushing it with Albert Finney at the wheel.
*ETA and that all goes double for Isabella Rosellini. Although I can see myself having a merry chat with Isabella Rosellini.She seems like a fun lady.
[ 22. February 2013, 21:54: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
(ok, I know tangent, but I must protest. I MUST!)
She was only doll like when the directors were stupid enough to make her that way (A Nun's Story,Roman Holday, etc, etc etc.) Go find a little flick called "Two for the road." or, hell, even "My Fair Lady." Hepburn had a fantastic gift for comedy, not used nearly enough IMO.* That's the thing, you can't even console yourself (as a woman) that Hepburn is useful only in a decorative way, not after you see her getting her shoulder to the back bumper of a Mercedes Roadster and pushing it with Albert Finney at the wheel.
*ETA and that all goes double for Isabella Rosellini. Although I can see myself having a merry chat with Isabella Rosellini.She seems like a fun lady.
OK, OK, point taken, and she showed real power in My Fair Lady (which must have pissed off King Rat no end) but my comparison is based on appearance with Audrey Hepburn at one end of the scale and Sophia Loren at the other (with Monica Vitti somewhere in between).
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Yeah, the word "hot" in her case seems reductive. It's like calling a Cordon Bleu meal prepared in actual Paris by actual Parisian chefs "mighty tasty!"
But it would be mighty tasty.
The enjoyment of a meal should not be defined by its presentation. I've had siga wat and jambalaya served out of a kitchen back door that rivaled the poshest of venues, in flavour and complexity.
Funny, included what I thought would be a fairly non-controversial, inclusive choice.
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
It's just an expression, fa chrissake!
(Although, yes, technically we ladies can sport tiny little woodies we can hide from the world and giggle about coyly.)
Hmm, I know. it were a joke,* fa buddhasake. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on
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Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
\OK, OK, point taken, and she showed real power in My Fair Lady (which must have pissed off King Rat no end)
Not to mention Julie Andrews, who wuz robbed.
but my comparison is based on appearance with Audrey Hepburn at one end of the scale and Sophia Loren at the other (with Monica Vitti somewhere in between).
Fair enough.
And sorry, Lil B', I tend to get passionate about Audrey.
Just let me calm down a bit, and for God's sake if you want to keep me that way, do NOT start on Bergman.
[ 23. February 2013, 02:59: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
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