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Jante
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Found this Blog with a link to a This Morning Interview.
Jesus and Mary Magdalene Interview
I'm impressed by the interviewers who9 appear not to be tongue in cheek with their questions- but what do you think about it? And what questions would you ask Jesus if he came to tea?
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[ 18. July 2013, 18:35: Message edited by: Firenze ]
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Hedgehog
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Originally posted by Jante:
And what questions would you ask Jesus if he came to tea?
"Cream and sugar? One lump or two?"
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Firenze
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You wouldn't show us that trick with the water into wine, would you?
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Adeodatus
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"So Mary, let's talk about Dan Brown - snog, marry, or chuck off a cliff?"
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Pomona
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Originally posted by Hedgehog:
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Originally posted by Jante:
And what questions would you ask Jesus if he came to tea?
"Cream and sugar? One lump or two?"
Surely a trick question? The second person of the Trinity could not enjoy such a Hellish thing as cream in tea! ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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Could he nip down to Dead Horses and tie up a few loose ends?
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Might as well ask the bloody cat.
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TonyK
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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
Could he nip down to Dead Horses and tie up a few loose ends?
Yes, please!!
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Lord Jestocost
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Originally posted by The Phantom Flan Flinger:
"How long do you think you'd last on Ship Of Fools before you were called to Hell"?
"Sorry, mate, been there, done that ..."
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Anglican_Brat
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All I can think of is that this is the one couple where screaming "O, Jesus" is not a metaphor during love-making.
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Galilit
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"And what's your opinion about maniples, then?"
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Firenze
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"You've no idea what a maniple is? How interesting."
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M.
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Tangent alert: this reminds me of an RE lesson at school when I was about 12 or 13. The class were asked 'What would you do if Moses walked into the room now?'. I was told off for answering 'Faint'.
I still feel it was a reasonable answer.
And, for the record, I don't know now and didn't know then what the point of the lesson was.
M.
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Hedgehog
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"So, Maggie...may I call you Maggie?...how did you two meet?"
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rolyn
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Originally posted by Jante:
What questions would you ask Jesus if he came to tea?
How's Your Father ?
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Highfive
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Then the townfolk from Kingaroy flocked around Jesus and asked, "Messiah, Holden or Ford?"
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LeRoc
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Want some figs?
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Aileen
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"Jesus" and "Mary Magdalene" were on the television just recently, saying who they were!
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Tubbs
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Originally posted by Firenze:
You wouldn't show us that trick with the water into wine, would you?
Have you seen the price of food recently?! Please can I have one of those everlasting oil bottles and a self refilling flour bag?
Tubbs
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Hedgehog
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"Okay, settle this once and for all. Is it pronounced 'gee-sus' or 'hey-zeus'?"
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balaam
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Can you turn these stones into bread? ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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LeRoc
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Just to be sure, you expect me to kiss You and pour oil on Your head?
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Tubbs
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Would you like to join the catering commitee? (Supplementary questions are ones about whether he can do anything other than loaves and fishes?!)
Tubbs
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