Ship of Fools: jesus and mary Magdalene have returned

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Posted by Jante (# 9163) on :

Found this Blog with a link to a This Morning Interview.
Jesus and Mary Magdalene Interview

I'm impressed by the interviewers who9 appear not to be tongue in cheek with their questions- but what do you think about it? And what questions would you ask Jesus if he came to tea?

[edited to fix link]

[ 18. July 2013, 18:35: Message edited by: Firenze ]

Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Jante:
And what questions would you ask Jesus if he came to tea?

"Cream and sugar? One lump or two?"

Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :

You wouldn't show us that trick with the water into wine, would you?

Posted by Adeodatus (# 4992) on :

"So Mary, let's talk about Dan Brown - snog, marry, or chuck off a cliff?"

Posted by Jade Constable (# 17175) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Hedgehog:

quote:
Originally posted by Jante:
And what questions would you ask Jesus if he came to tea?
"Cream and sugar? One lump or two?"

Surely a trick question? The second person of the Trinity could not enjoy such a Hellish thing as cream in tea! [Biased]

Posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider (# 76) on :

Could he nip down to Dead Horses and tie up a few loose ends?

Posted by TonyK (# 35) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
Could he nip down to Dead Horses and tie up a few loose ends?

Yes, please!!

Posted by The Phantom Flan Flinger (# 8891) on :

"How long do you think you'd last on Ship Of Fools before you were called to Hell"?

Posted by Lord Jestocost (# 12909) on :

quote:
Originally posted by The Phantom Flan Flinger:
"How long do you think you'd last on Ship Of Fools before you were called to Hell"?

"Sorry, mate, been there, done that ..."

Posted by Anglican_Brat (# 12349) on :

All I can think of is that this is the one couple where screaming "O, Jesus" is not a metaphor during love-making.

Posted by Galilit (# 16470) on :

"And what's your opinion about maniples, then?"

Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :

"You've no idea what a maniple is? How interesting."

Posted by M. (# 3291) on :

Tangent alert: this reminds me of an RE lesson at school when I was about 12 or 13. The class were asked 'What would you do if Moses walked into the room now?'. I was told off for answering 'Faint'.

I still feel it was a reasonable answer.

And, for the record, I don't know now and didn't know then what the point of the lesson was.

M.

Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :

"So, Maggie...may I call you Maggie?...how did you two meet?"

Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Jante:
What questions would you ask Jesus if he came to tea?

How's Your Father ?

Posted by Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras (# 11274) on :

"What's really going on in the Eucharist?"

Posted by Highfive (# 12937) on :

Then the townfolk from Kingaroy flocked around Jesus and asked, "Messiah, Holden or Ford?"

Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :

Want some figs?

Posted by Aileen (# 3594) on :

"Jesus" and "Mary Magdalene" were on the television just recently, saying who they were!

Posted by Tubbs (# 440) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
You wouldn't show us that trick with the water into wine, would you?

Have you seen the price of food recently?! Please can I have one of those everlasting oil bottles and a self refilling flour bag?

Tubbs

[ 21. July 2013, 21:31: Message edited by: Tubbs ]

Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :

"Okay, settle this once and for all. Is it pronounced 'gee-sus' or 'hey-zeus'?"

Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :

Can you turn these stones into bread? [Devil]

Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :

Just to be sure, you expect me to kiss You and pour oil on Your head?

Posted by Tubbs (# 440) on :

Would you like to join the catering commitee? (Supplementary questions are ones about whether he can do anything other than loaves and fishes?!)

Tubbs

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