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Hugal
Shipmate
# 2734

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As this has been a sucess when I have done it before I thought I might give it another go.

Lets have a firework display. What you do is post the sound of a firework.Please feel free to embelish in any way you want. Here goes

Boooooooooooom booom boom crackle

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I have never done this trick in these trousers before.

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Spike

Mostly Harmless
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Fizzzzz fzzzz fzzzz ................ phut

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"May you get to heaven before the devil knows you're dead" - Irish blessing

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Sipech
Shipmate
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeee

ka-BOOOOOOM!!!!!

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Offeiriad

Ship's Arboriculturalist
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whoooooosh! Pakapakapakah.....
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Soooooouuuup! Soooooouuuup! Get your lovely hot soup here!

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Surfing Madness
Shipmate
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Was wondering when this would appear! On the radio this morning they were also doing a virtual firework display.


WHHHHHHHHHHHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Kitten
Shipmate
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Oooooooooh! Aaaaaaah.

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Maius intra qua extra

Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box

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Hugal
Shipmate
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BBQ this way. Sausage, burger,

fzzzzz whoosh
That was too close to the shed

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I have never done this trick in these trousers before.

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Sipech
Shipmate
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Mum! Becky stole my candyfloss!! [Mad]

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Baptist Trainfan
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*Bang!* "Ahhhh ...!" Yelp! ... Patter-patter-patter (receding into distance).

"All right, who's going to get the dog out of the broom-cupboard?"

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Felafool
Shipmate
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Fzz...phththth..... [Confused]

Has it gone out? [Ultra confused]

No...wait.... [Frown]

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LeRoc

Famous Dutch pirate
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KABOW!-peeeeeeeeeeeeeep...

(Silence)

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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
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Phut, putter, putter fizzzzzz. AAAAAARRGHH .....

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All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell

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Schroedinger's cat

Ship's cool cat
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fizz
fizz
phut
phut
pop

code:
BBB      A    N     N   GGG
B B A A NN N G G
BBB A A N N N G
B B AAAAAAA N N N G GG
B B A A N N N G G
BBB A A NN GGG



[ 05. November 2013, 16:12: Message edited by: Schroedinger's cat ]

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Blog
Music for your enjoyment
Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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Good. The bonfire toffee is here. I hope it doesnnnn't ssssticccck mmy teeeethhhh toggethhhherrr.

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Last ever sig ...

blog

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Sparrow
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Call those fireworks? Pah! They're not a patch on the fireworks we had when I were a lass ....

[Roll Eyes]

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St. Gwladys
Shipmate
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... KABOOM...twinkle twinkle twinkle twinkle twinkle. Ooooh!, Ahhhh! That was a big one! (Round of applause)

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"Careful what you say sir, we're on board ship here"
From "New York Girls", Steeleye Span, Commoners Crown (Voiced by Peter Sellers)

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ArachnidinElmet
Shipmate
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I hope no one minds if I read these posts whilst eating my parkin. Looks like it'll be a good show tonight. *sits back and munches*

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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka

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Keren-Happuch

Ship's Eyeshadow
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Pop, fizzle, fizzle.
Pop, fizzle, fizzle.
Pop, pop, pop, fizzle, fizzle,
Pop, pop, pop, pop. POP!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! BANG!!!

Fzzz, phut, BANG. Catherine Wheel didn't work again.

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EXCESS - The Art of Treason
Nea Fox

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Qoheleth.

Semi-Sagacious One
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Squelch, splosh, squelch, splosh, slosh, squelch, splish, splash, squelch, splosh.

Whuuuh... Splat!


Mu-u-u-u-u-u-u-m.... I'm all wet.

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rolyn
Shipmate
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Scurrrrr--crackle--spit,spit--scurrrrr-crackle--spit,spit ...... Phut

Followed by "OUCH ! That wire's hot" .

(Sparkler)

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Ariel
Shipmate
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Now hold this sparkler properly and don't wave it at -

Oh noooooo [Eek!]

Well, I suppose it'll grow back. No, your sister won't be bald for life. Yes, it would get her out of washing her hair regularly, but she doesn't need reminders the way some boys do, don't think I haven't noticed. Now have some of Gran's homemade treacle toffee, both of you, that'll shut you up. AND STOP WAVING THAT BLASTED SPARKLER OR YOU BOTH GO HOME RIGHT NOW and it'll be EARLY BED and BOILED EGGS FOR BREAKFAST.

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QLib

Bad Example
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeee-eeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeee
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POP

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Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler.

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Graven Image
Shipmate
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BANG **&^%$#*&*&*****&++++******&

POP pop POP +-+


POP POP++


pop+ [Votive]

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Ariel
Shipmate
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... fizzle, fizzle, phut...

As the thread has fizzled out, and the date has passed, that'll be it until next year. Thanks for playing!

Ariel
Heaven Host

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