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Lucia

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Normally I don't rate these sort of quizzes much but on this my mental age appears to match that of my body! That's reassuring...kind of...

My Mental Age Test

Anyone else match up? Or wildly different?

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Imaginary Friend

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Mentally, it turns out that I am roughly half as old again as my chronological age. Not quite sure how to take that, as I can see both pros and cons to the situation.

Wait, that might be why I got the result I did...

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Marvin the Martian

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Mt mental age is apparently eleven years older than my physical age.

This explains a lot.

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Two years younger than I actually am.

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22 years less than my real age -- I guess I'm not such an old fogey.

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Welease Woderwick

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Exactly HALF my current age - which, via this quiz, makes me many years younger than Marvin!

[Two face]

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Exactly THIRTY years less than my age. Clearly, I'm in my second childhood. Where am I again, and WHO are YOU ??

Pearlie

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Eight years younger than my current age - how on earth did I manage that when I know the square root of diddly-squat about modern technology?

And I had to lie in the TV question - they didn't include Top Gear as one of the options ... [Big Grin]

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I wish my bod was my mental age. [Frown]

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33. Five years younger than my real age.
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12 years younger than my chronological age, despite the fact that there was no option describing my real opinion of David Cameron (=shifty. And overweight).
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28 years younger than my c age, and I thought I was getting old. Yeah

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It thinks I'm 39. I'm not 39. Not even close.

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one year younger than my calendar age. uncanny!

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8 years younger than my real age

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16 years younger than my real age

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My mental age is 40.

That'll do nicely!

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20 years younger than mine


Do you think it possible that e quiz is a load of bollocks just slapped up to attract people to a site that's trying to advertise pensions?

Surely not!

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12 years older than my real age. In some ways it is an underestimate, and in some ways an overestimate. I have mellowed greatly about pop music that doesn't fit my ideal. At the same time, the "a baseball hat looks best forward or backward" didn't represent my true old man feelings about baseball hats. (If you are over the age of 18, don't wear one unless you are out in the woods or actually, you know, playing baseball.)

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11 years younger than my real age.

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Same age as Boogie! Rather nice to be thought younger for a change.

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Interesting. Not that I want to be 41 again, though.

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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13 years younger. I knew sometimes when I was answering young, avoiding answers like "make sure you pee before leaving the restaurant".

A quiz that dated our slang expressions. On the peeing question, went out for supper and one of the party got up and said "have to spend a penny". No-one under 50 seemed to know what that meant. Inflation?

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I fully expected to be 12, but my answers regarding television and britney spears probably aged me. I came out as 32. I'm a playful curmudgeon, really.

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quote:
Originally posted by no prophet:
13 years younger. I knew sometimes when I was answering young, avoiding answers like "make sure you pee before leaving the restaurant".

A quiz that dated our slang expressions. On the peeing question, went out for supper and one of the party got up and said "have to spend a penny". No-one under 50 seemed to know what that meant. Inflation?

I can't believe you once went to restaurants that had coin operated toilets.

(But then I remember a long ago CA state election where the outlawing of pay toilets played a prominent role. [Hot and Hormonal] )

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Result!

A full 20 years lower than my birth certificate would have you believe. YESSSS!! [Yipee]

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4 years older than my real age. I meet Mr. C. in the middle between the difference in our ages. Which, of course, is as it should be.

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I year older than my real age.
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Welease Woderwick

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It looks like Comet and I are twins!

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Welease Woderwick

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I did it a second time but this time answered as I thought an older person would answer and came out at 55 when I am really 64!

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quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
It looks like Comet and I are twins!

the resemblance is uncanny!

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Jane R
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no prophet:
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13 years younger. I knew sometimes when I was answering young, avoiding answers like "make sure you pee before leaving the restaurant".

But if you answer yes to that question it could mean EITHER that you are old enough to have continence problems OR that you are very young and your parents don't want you wetting your pants in ten minutes' time.

Same with the keys question. If you always put them down in the same place you could be in the early stages of Alzheimer's... or you could just be a control freak who likes to know where everything is.

Was it a pensions site? I didn't notice...

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It says I'm 40, 5 1/2 years older than my current age.

What's worrying about that is when I first saw that I thought it was 7 years older than my age (I was thinking I'm still 33) - it was a bit of a shock when I realised it was only 5 1/2.

NOOOOOOO!!! [Eek!]

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Mentally I am seven years younger than my body. Will there come a point where my brain catches up?

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Mine is fifteen years younger. That's OK! [Big Grin]

Or, does it mean I haven't learned anything in the last decade and a half? [Paranoid]

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My mind is 6 years older than it's supposed to be.

Last time I did something like this for my body, it was 4 years younger than it was supposed to be. So there's a full decade gap there.

This is not news. Although with a severe lack of gym time lately, the body is probably catching up to the mind instead of the other way around...

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I came out 10 years younger than my real age. Then I fell over laughing when my 17 year old son took the test and came out as 43.
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I came out as 32.

I am, in fact, 32. Given the results of everyone else, I find the accuracy more un-nerving than anything else!

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quote:
Originally posted by Pearl B4 Swine:
Exactly THIRTY years less than my age. Clearly, I'm in my second childhood. Where am I again, and WHO are YOU ??

Pearlie

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not bad, it says I am 41 when I am 44.

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5 years younger than my actual age.
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Mentally, I'm 20 years younger than my chronological age. However, I'm 10 years older than my physical fitness age. (which is half my chronological age).

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Another one 20 years younger than chronological age. And there were one or two questions where there wasn't an answer I wanted to give - like JaneR, particularly the prime minister question.

TV question, piglet? What TV question?

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22 years younger for me.
Do not like being told to 'grow up' but quite like 'oh' he will never grow up'

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48. I wouldn't mind being 48 again.
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Welease Woderwick

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48 was pretty good, I'd just been given early retirement on the grounds of ill-health.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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I was rather pleased to come out at 42 being as how I am actually 59.

This may partly be down to my having to select an answer at random to some of the questions. E.g. the Britney Spears question where the correct answer would be "I don't know anything about this band" [Snigger]

And if I were planning a house party, my principal concern would be that it be in somebody else's house. Nothing else matters.

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42. Three years older than my real age. (But it took me a while to remember how old I am).

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Welease Woderwick

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...but can you remember your own name?

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Three years younger than my real age.

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