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Chorister
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So what else is wrong with this picture, from a modern day perspective? I spotted that Jesus is not even wearing protective gloves while handling food products! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Jonah the Whale
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Well quite. And when involved in preparing meals for the public any long hair should be tied back and/or covered.
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The5thMary
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Well quite. And when involved in preparing meals for the public any long hair should be tied back and/or covered.
That's so true! What if one of the holy hairs found its way into the mouth of babes?! ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Running out of food, and needing to still a storm both call into question whether his ministry was supported by either a full (and carefully filed) risk assessment or even a proper awareness of health and safety.
Some of his parables, uttered in public places, with their pointed references to Samaritans and other underprivileged social groups, and clearly categorising some people as favoured 'sheep' and others as disadvantaged 'goats' illustrate an inadequate appreciation of the relevant local authority's equal opportunities policies.
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Lyda*Rose
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Originally posted by The5thMary:
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Originally posted by Jonah the Whale:
Well quite. And when involved in preparing meals for the public any long hair should be tied back and/or covered.
That's so true! What if one of the holy hairs found its way into the mouth of babes?!
The babies would probably grow up to be venerated.
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Ariel
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If Jesus intends to walk on water he needs to clear it with the Galilee Fishing Cooperative, who will have some members out in a boat fishing at the time and whose work may be disrupted by this initiative. It is possible that it may discourage the fish and therefore some agreement needs to be reached about compensation for possible loss of earnings.
Assuming this is resolved satisfactorily, the next step would be for him to apply to the relevant authorities for permission to use offshore facilities in this way. He should bring a certificate in Competence in Aquatic Ambulation (at least Level 2) for permission, then sign a disclaimer absolving them of any compensation claims and produce a valid insurance certificate. The walking on water should take place in the presence only of people over the age of 16, one of whom must be a qualified lifeguard, and under no circumstances at night. Light levels will be assessed by an independent adjudicator and Jesus will be given the go-ahead when the area has been deemed safe and a suitable time and duration agreed for this event. There will, of course, be the usual administrative fees payable.
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Chorister
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Out in the full sun all day with nary a mention of suncream products! Only one woman is wearing a hat and nobody thought to protect the heads of the children!!
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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You seem mostly to be talking about H&S, not PC. Please sort your knee-jerk memes out, people.
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Anglican't
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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
Please sort your knee-jerk memes out, people.
'Knee-jerk'? Quite an ableist comment, surely…?
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But why is Jesus not a woman? Could he not be twins? And this represent both genders?
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mousethief
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Originally posted by Rowen:
But why is Jesus not a woman? Could he not be twins? And this represent both genders?
I think that, practically, a woman could not have had the access and done the things publicly that Jesus did, and be taken seriously, in that day.
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Lyda*Rose
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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by Rowen:
But why is Jesus not a woman? Could he not be twins? And this represent both genders?
I think that, practically, a woman could not have had the access and done the things publicly that Jesus did, and be taken seriously, in that day.
But it would have been so refreshingly counter-cultural.
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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Originally posted by Rosa Winkel:
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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
You seem mostly to be talking about H&S, not PC. Please sort your knee-jerk memes out, people.
Stuart Lee pointed out that many people mix up Health and Safety with "Political Correctness".
They do have in common that they're both largely right wing inventions designed to counter legitimate concerns, whether it be reducing workplace injuries on the one hand, or not gratuitously offending people and propagating prejudice on the other. I have quite a thin sense of humour about these, because I think that the "Elf and Safety" and "PC gone mad" memes propagated by the right wing press are actually quite dangerous.
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Originally posted by Rosa Winkel:
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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
You seem mostly to be talking about H&S, not PC. Please sort your knee-jerk memes out, people.
Stuart Lee pointed out that many people mix up Health and Safety with "Political Correctness".
Yes, I noticed that conflationary trend a long time ago.
This cartoon, by a left-wing cartoonist, uses the general umbrella term "modern sensibilities" to include both racial and cultural sensitivity, and safety vigilance.
Normally, I don't care for "anti-PC" humour, for the reasons others have alluded to. But I thought that cartoon was fairly on target, given the context.
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Another thing that's interesting is how, even among conservatives, there can be variance about what does and does not constitute "oppressive political correctness".
I remember when Disney came out with a cartoon version of The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, and they changed the villain from a priest to some secular authority figure.
A right-wing Jewish pundit wrote an article an article mocking the cartoon, and included the pandering to Catholic feelings as an example of "political correctness". Whereas I'd be willing to bet that Bill Donohue, while he might not have been outrighting cheering for Disney, certainly wasn't complaining about the political correct censorship.
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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
I have quite a thin sense of humour about these, because I think that the "Elf and Safety" and "PC gone mad" memes propagated by the right wing press are actually quite dangerous.
Purg fodder!
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mousethief
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Originally posted by Stetson:
I remember when Disney came out with a cartoon version of The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, and they changed the villain from a priest to some secular authority figure.
A right-wing Jewish pundit wrote an article an article mocking the cartoon, and included the pandering to Catholic feelings as an example of "political correctness". Whereas I'd be willing to bet that Bill Donohue, while he might not have been outrighting cheering for Disney, certainly wasn't complaining about the political correct censorship.
Seems to me the more obvious explanation is that they thought the kids wouldn't know what a priest was and so the whole authority concept would be lost on them.
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Stetson
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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by Stetson:
I remember when Disney came out with a cartoon version of The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, and they changed the villain from a priest to some secular authority figure.
A right-wing Jewish pundit wrote an article an article mocking the cartoon, and included the pandering to Catholic feelings as an example of "political correctness". Whereas I'd be willing to bet that Bill Donohue, while he might not have been outrighting cheering for Disney, certainly wasn't complaining about the political correct censorship.
Seems to me the more obvious explanation is that they thought the kids wouldn't know what a priest was and so the whole authority concept would be lost on them.
Well, according to the wiki summary, the cartoon has a character called the Archdeacon, who is a good guy and shown as having authority over Notre Dame Cathederal.
It wouldn't surprise me if Disney changed the character's occupation in order to avoid a confrontation with Catholics. When operating under the Disney label(as opposed to Miramax or ABC), they do like to avoid controversy.
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Chorister
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They are all white. Or at least very lightly tanned such as might be found on a sandy beach in Brittany. Not very Eastern Mediterranean.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by Stetson:
When operating under the Disney label(as opposed to Miramax or ABC), they do like to avoid controversy.
True. Although that's not so much PC as good customer relations. Catholic spend good coin going to the movies. Offending them isn't wise for a company like Disney.
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Long ago, in the Nativity play in church, the props master made a mistake .
Mary was six. She gave birth behind the pulpit, and walked out, holding a doll, and said something like "behold, my son, whose name is Jesus, and I will put him in the manger."
She and Joseph walked over to tne cardboard box manger, filled with straw. They looked down into it, and behold, there was ALREADY a doll there. Joseph picked up the second doll, and said something like..."Behold our other child, Jesus' twin sister Samantha"
Earlier that year, Joseph's mummy had given birth to twins.
Brought the church congregation down! We giggled hysterically.
But surely, there is always room for a holy Samantha?
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If Jesus is non PC, he surely is Apple. I hear many artsy types are.
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mousethief
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But why is Jesus not a woman? Could he not be twins? And this represent both genders?
*He* could not be twins because that's two people, not one. It would be *they* and 1<>2.
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I have a feeling you are taking this more seriously than I am. On a heaven thread. Not purgatory.
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Ariel
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Purgatory is indeed the place for serious discussions. Please let's try to keep this thread light and whimsical. If you feel a more serious tangent coming on, there is a sister thread just there.
Many thanks
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Rowen
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But why is Jesus not a woman? Could he not be twins? And this represent both genders?
Excuse me? What have you got against monozygotic twins?
Yes, you are right.
I am monozygoticist.
Try saying that after a few stiff drinks!
Actually, I will take the few stiff drinks, and not even bother saying my made-up word!
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Chorister
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She gave birth behind the pulpit
Well of course she did - you can't have baby Jesus being born surrounded by all that hay, just think what it would do to his asthma!
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Rowen
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And a big plus here... All the messy body fluids are safely out of the way. Still on the floor, yes, but contained in one area, thus not causing none to slip and trip therein... Unless they deliberately went behind the pulpit. And who would do that?
Oh, the minister.
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mousethief
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Sowwy!
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And a big plus here... All the messy body fluids are safely out of the way.
Women's post-partum bodily fluids are "messy" and to be "kept safely out of the way"????
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Are there any bodily fluids that are neat?
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mousethief
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I think breastmilk is pretty neat. Lotsa nutrients. Antibiotic properties. Tastes good (or so babies report). Pretty neat.
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Chorister
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The bread and fish don't have tamper evident packaging. Who knows what germs they might harbour?
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Rowen
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Could there have been a healthier alternative? Not fried? Gluten free? Soy free? Vegan?
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Originally posted by Rowen:
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Originally posted by Zappa:
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Originally posted by Rowen:
But why is Jesus not a woman? Could he not be twins? And this represent both genders?
Excuse me? What have you got against monozygotic twins?
Yes, you are right.
I am monozygoticist.
Try saying that after a few stiff drinks!
Actually, I will take the few stiff drinks, and not even bother saying my made-up word!
I'm on my third pint of cheap Dutch beer now that it is New Year's Eve in the UK and I am off work for the rest of the year. I am wondering about the miracle at Cana: was it red or white wine and were the virtual grapes organically grown?
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Chorister
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Water becomes wine. Wine becomes blood. Death becomes life. The poor become rich. Sounds like a rift in the space-time continuum to me. Doctor???? Did you have anything to do with this???
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Rowen
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If Jesus has any Welsh blood in him, it might be a Torchwood matter.
Is Jesus Welsh? This could be even more important than his skin colour. Let's check with Fox News!
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Is Jesus Welsh? This could be even more important than his skin colour. Let's check with Fox News!
Maybe they can track down His birth certificate -- I don't think He ever showed one. (He was probably a Kenyan-born Muslim.)
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Yes he's Welsh, but only on his Dad's side
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But we mustn't discriminate.
Although if I knew his earnings in the last taxable year, it would help me place him in the right class in society.
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I am wondering about the miracle at Cana: was it red or white wine and were the virtual grapes organically grown? [/QB]
More to the point, were they harvested by exploited migrant workers?
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Originally posted by Porridge:
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Originally posted by Sir Kevin:
I am wondering about the miracle at Cana: was it red or white wine and were the virtual grapes organically grown?
More to the point, were they harvested by exploited migrant workers? [/QB]
The ones who started work at the first hour were exloited. The ones who came at the 11th hour belonged to the FreeTrade union.
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mousethief
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Or, "exPloited."
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Hugal
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Oddly enough the film version of Chocolate did change the priest for a local official. I think for much the same reasons Disney did.
Moving on
Jesus was not PC the police force hadn't been invented yet. Keep up
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