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Thread: I'm only funny on Wednesdays...
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BessLane
Shipmate
# 15176
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I don't know if this should be Circus or Heaven...*
I love bad jokes. Stuff that cracks 5 year old kids up makes me laugh too... so give us your favorite goofy funny...Here's mine:
What did the grape say when the gorilla sat on it?
*a kindly and overworked Mod will decide... ![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
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formerly BessHiggs
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Hedgehog
Ship's Shortstop
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I missed the Wednesday window, but...
Answer 1: The grape said nothing..it just made a little whine.
Answer 2: "Grrr! Ape!"
Sorry, that's all I have. It doesn't seem to provide the scope for additional gag lines like the classic:
"Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?"
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Nenya
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quote:
Originally posted by Hedgehog:
"Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?"
"The backstroke, I believe, Madam."
"Doctor, the Invisible Man's in the waiting room."
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no prophet's flag is set so...
Proceed to see sea
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quote:
Originally posted by Nenya:
"Doctor, the Invisible Man's in the waiting room."
I'll see him now!
What do you call a boomerang than doesn't come back?
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Call it anything you want . . . it's not coming back!
Did you hear about the three holes in the ground?
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Sioni Sais
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"Well, well, well" (it's a long time since I heard that)
What do you call a fly with no wings?
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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burlingtontiger
Apprentice
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quote:
Originally posted by TheAlethiophile:
Westlife
Doctor doctor, I can't stop alluding to Tom Jones songs. Is this a rare condition?
It's not unusual...
(I'll get my coat)
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
# 619
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It's been decided this is a Game thread. So Circus it is.
(burlingtontiger, if you want to play, you need to give the opener of the next joke).
Firenze
Heaven Host
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