Ship of Fools: I'm only funny on Wednesdays...

Thread: I'm only funny on Wednesdays... Board: Oblivion / Ship of Fools.

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Posted by BessHiggs (# 15176) on :

I don't know if this should be Circus or Heaven...*

I love bad jokes. Stuff that cracks 5 year old kids up makes me laugh too... so give us your favorite goofy funny...Here's mine:

What did the grape say when the gorilla sat on it?

*a kindly and overworked Mod will decide... [Overused]

Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :

I missed the Wednesday window, but...

Answer 1: The grape said nothing..it just made a little whine.

Answer 2: "Grrr! Ape!"

Sorry, that's all I have. It doesn't seem to provide the scope for additional gag lines like the classic:

"Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?"

Posted by Nenya (# 16427) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Hedgehog:
"Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?"

"The backstroke, I believe, Madam."

"Doctor, the Invisible Man's in the waiting room."

Posted by no prophet (# 15560) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Nenya:
"Doctor, the Invisible Man's in the waiting room."

I'll see him now!

What do you call a boomerang than doesn't come back?

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

Call it anything you want . . . it's not coming back!

Did you hear about the three holes in the ground?

Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :

"Well, well, well" (it's a long time since I heard that)

What do you call a fly with no wings?

Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on :

Westlife

Doctor doctor, I can't stop alluding to Tom Jones songs. Is this a rare condition?

Posted by burlingtontiger (# 18069) on :

quote:
Originally posted by TheAlethiophile:
Westlife

Doctor doctor, I can't stop alluding to Tom Jones songs. Is this a rare condition?

It's not unusual...

(I'll get my coat)

Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :

It's been decided this is a Game thread. So Circus it is.

(burlingtontiger, if you want to play, you need to give the opener of the next joke).

Firenze
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