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Lord Jestocost
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Life of student in gun rampage is saved by the stopping power of a book on Wyclif(fe).

Wow. Who needs state regulated gun control when you have a great medieval thinker to hand?

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Pigwidgeon

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Of course now the kid has to pay a library fine for destroying a book...

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Hedgehog

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I defy an e-book to do as well!

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jedijudy

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I think he should buy that book and keep it!

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Lamb Chopped
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I would.

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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
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Ariel
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I can see there could be a whole new line for publishers now - Books that Could Save Your Life, with specially reinforced covers and nice thick paper.
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Moo

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During World War 2 some soldiers had Bibles with steel covers.

Moo

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Pigwidgeon

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quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
I think he should buy that book and keep it!

I would hope that the Library would let him have it.

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Arethosemyfeet
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quote:
Originally posted by Hedgehog:
I defy an e-book to do as well!

It probably would if it were on an iPad or similar metal-cased device.
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The Machine Elf

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quote:
Originally posted by Arethosemyfeet:
quote:
Originally posted by Hedgehog:
I defy an e-book to do as well!

It probably would if it were on an iPad or similar metal-cased device.
No, thin metal is not remotely good at stopping bullets - see Lily Asussman's famous macbook

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itsarumdo
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This could be the start of a renaissance in printed books. Well - tomes. And body armour. Maybe both.

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Rev per Minute
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quote:
Originally posted by Lord Jestocost:
Life of student in gun rampage is saved by the stopping power of a book on Wyclif(fe).

Wow. Who needs state regulated gun control when you have a great medieval thinker to hand?

I know we're marking the centenary of the beginning of the Great War, but is it really time to relvve the 'life saved by a pocket Bible' stories?

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