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Originally posted by Palimpsest:
Funerals are for the living. If you make plans, you simplify things for your survivors and you avoid having someone push in something that you would rather not represent you. Not everyone wants their funeral service to be conducted by an Elvis Impersonator.

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Originally posted by Ad Orientem:
I've left strict instructions. Under no circumstances am I to be cremated. Rather I'm to be buried with all the funeral rites. I do believe that it helps the deceased.

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There's no guarantee those instructions will be carried out. If you should die penniless, for instance, it may not be possible, or even if your relatives simply choose to ignore your instructions very little can be done about it. Funeral arrangements are one of the only (or possibly the only) part of a will that can't be legally enforced.
 

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Posted by MrsBeaky (# 17663) on :
 
My husband and I have both started writing "Notes in the event of my death" which contain all sorts of information about finance etc. as well as funeral stuff.
My father-in-law died without such notes and it was a bit of a headache for his three sons.
My own father was a complete contrast -the army officer to the end. He began his notes 25 years before he died and would regularly call my brothers and I to come and read the updated version. His aim was twofold- to minimise stress for us all at a difficult time and to ensure a funeral that reflected his life including his superb organisational skills.
Thus the notes included incredibly specific timings which he worked out by driving his Volvo through the streets of Richmond at the speed of a hearse
I still smile as I think of the other poor people that day struggling to negotiate the roads with my Dad sailing before them.....
 

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Posted by Doc Tor (# 9748) on :
 
A couple of things to mention:

When we buried my father last month, we knew he'd written out an order of service, with hymns and readings. He told us he'd put it in the safe. Inevitably, my mum found it under a pile of old shirts after the order of service we'd cobbled together after he'd died had gone to print. (Ours was better, she said, and that was that.) Make sure that your own arrangements are widely known and obviously somewhere obvious.

Secondly, while it's a kindness to make arrangements beforehand, we don't have any guarantee of how and where we go. If there's a global pandemic, or we're in the middle of a ruinous civil war, the best we can hope for is a mass grave, or a ditch somewhere.

A scrape in the ground and a few words are all the dead need. The fancy bits are for the living.
 

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Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
I don't mind what they do at the funeral, but I have asked for my ashes to be scattered at sea in the same place as Mum and Dad's - by a lighthouse.

I have also left my password to the Ship and instructions to let you all know where I have gone - I have good friends here and wouldn't want to just fall off the edge without them knowing.
 

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Posted by betjemaniac (# 17618) on :
 
FFS (seriously),

My mother died earlier this year and her wishes amounted to "cremation."

If you've not been through it, I can only envy the unawareness of the chaos of numb, grief-stricken close relatives trying to work out/second guess what they should do for the best - hymns, readings, other music, what to do with the ashes, etc.

*that's* why you plan your own funeral. And then, you Write It Down.

As a result, I did mine, and I'm 34. Giving it some thought is the kindest thing for everyone else.
 

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Posted by betjemaniac (# 17618) on :
 
Btw, Mrs Beaky, your Dad sounds like he was awesome!
 

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Posted by SusanDoris (# 12618) on :
 
I haven't actually written anything down, but both my sons know that the least expense involved, the better. I suggest that they organise a venue for a glass of something and a sandwich in case there's anybody left who (a) is mobile, and (b) feels they'd like to share a memory or two with others who have known me!
I have also said that I want no euphemisms like 'passed away' etc. I'll be [dead, I will be, like the parrot, dead]!!

[ 29. November 2014, 08:07: Message edited by: SusanDoris ]
 

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Posted by bib (# 13074) on :
 
At least five years before Dad died, he asked me to help him put together a funeral service according to his wishes. This included what was to be said and sung and the incidental music. He also requested a private family cremation followed by lunch at the Botanical Gardens (his favourite place) and then a memorial service at the church. The actual memorial service was a mixture of Choral Evensong and the funeral service in the BCP and was a wonderful event full of what we all knew Dad wanted. When I presented the folder to the minister after Dad died he was stunned to have the entire service in his hands, but to the family there was no surprise as Dad was always so organised. An amusing note was that Dad asked the organist at the time of planning his funeral if he was able to play certain Bach pieces at his funeral service. The poor organist was a bit shocked and asked if there was something he needed to know about Dad's health.
 

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Posted by Mudfrog (# 8116) on :
 
I conducted a funeral where the brother and sister fell out because one wanted burial and the other wanted cremation. One said she just knew that Dad wanted burial but the brother insisted on cremation.

It was his preference over her knowledge of what Dad wanted. He won.

Leave a plan. It saves arguments.
 

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Posted by SvitlanaV2 (# 16967) on :
 
It's also a question of money, though. It's no good planning an imposing service and burial if you don't have the money, or if your relatives would rather spend your cash on something else.

As for the choice of hymns, most people only know a handful of them anyway, so there's not much point in sweating over that unless most of your friends and family have a church background and will join in the singing.

I do like the idea of preparing my funeral in advance, but if I live a long life and die in the UK I'm not sure that my remaining family members here will be all that keen to follow my instructions to the letter. I have the feeling that our particular cultural traditions will be seriously on the wane by mid-century.
 

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Posted by Pine Marten (# 11068) on :
 
When the first Mr Marten died all I knew was that he wanted to be cremated.

I have written notes for my own funeral (filed in the cabinet along with copies of our wills), with preferred hymns and readings, as well as other instructions. It helps those left behind enormously, as betjemaniac points out eloquently above. Don't give your relatives more grief than they will have to bear already.
 

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Posted by Tortuf (# 3784) on :
 
It is a kindness to your family to pre-plan your funeral. As has been observed, the survivors are typically in shock and overwhelmed with sadness. If you do not pre-plan they will likely be faced with a oh so sympathetic funeral director who will help them ensure that "momma" or "daddy" gets only the best because; "You know they deserve it."

Nothing against funeral directors. That is an honorable living and a necessary one. Still, a funeral with embalming, a fancy casket, a vault, a burial plot and a head marker can easily cost $16,000.00, plus. Is it fair to your family to have to quickly lay out that kind of money while they are grieving? If you want the grand send off you probably ought to make arrangements to pay for it yourself.

Just as a piece of information, if you have a viewing in the US you will have to be embalmed. So, if you plan on being cremated you might think of doing so before the funeral service as that will save a bunch of money. Even then a cremation and service can easily pop up around $2,000.00.

You may also want to ask yourself if you want the last view your family has of you to be a very dead looking corpse wearing a lot of makeup. Just saying.
 

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Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
Our former organist/Churchwarden died last summer (she was only 50, and had been ill for 3-4 years, bless her). She left Very Strict Instructions as to ALL details of her Funeral Mass and Burial - all of which were carried out to the letter, bearing in mind her avowed intention to Come And Haunt Us if they weren't - and she meant it, so we did.....

Ian J.
 

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Posted by Moo (# 107) on :
 

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As has been observed, the survivors are typically in shock and overwhelmed with sadness. If you do not pre-plan they will likely be faced with a oh so sympathetic funeral director who will help them ensure that "momma" or "daddy" gets only the best because; "You know they deserve it."

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If the family belongs to a church, the best thing to do is talk first with your clergy and have them go with you when you talk to the funeral director.

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Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on :
 
I prepaid my funeral in Canada many years back. As for the service, it helps that my Church has a funeral liturgy and, in this diocese, no eulogies.

Eulogies are for the Knees Up after the funeral.

I suppose I should do a list of suggested hymns. Very few of my family are churched, and of those who are, only a handful are observant (as opposed to Cultural) Catholics.

If I die in India, my friend has instructions to cremate, organise a memorial mass, and scatter exactly where I have asked. The Knees Up after the death is a given.
 

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Posted by Poppy (# 2000) on :
 
I'm about to do a funeral for an elderly man who loved classical music. I've had to choose the music for the service because he didn't leave instructions, the rest of the family don't know anything about classical music and they had already taken most of his CDs down to the charity shop by the time I got there.

This search for music happens at about one in three funeral visits I go to. The last one I did where the family knew mum was musical but didn't know the names of any pieces. For this one I was able go through the music on the piano to work out what she liked to play and produce a service that her friends recognised as being true to her taste in music. It is very odd that people want personalised funerals but don't leave instructions about something as personal as the music.
 

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Posted by Nenya (# 16427) on :
 
Another vote here for leaving funeral instructions. My mum left no detail uncovered - hymns, reading, music, even down to her express wish that there was to be a committal at the church gate and no one was to go to the crematorium - "Go and have a party!" With the verbal proviso to us all that, "If it isn't possible, anything you plan will be fine."

This was a huge help at a difficult time and a great contrast with trying to plan my brother's funeral nine months previously. He had left no instructions and his partner and I had a number of painful conversations along the lines of, "What about this?" "But he didn't believe any of that." "Well, what then?" "I don't know." I still feel we didn't do it as well as we could have; no such qualms about my mum's.

Mr Nen and I are currently revisiting our wills and he wants to be cremated and in our current wills I've asked for burial. Mr Nen doesn't understand this at all, from a taking-up-of-space and environmentally friendly point of view. I just think cremation seems a terribly violent thing to do to a body that has served you well for so many years. What do Shipmates think?

Nen - who works for a charity and occasionally has to deal with In Memory donations via a funeral director called Burnham and Sons.
 

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Posted by Pigwidgeon (# 10192) on :
 
The Episcopal Diocese of Arizona offers end of life resources, including a planning booklet which I have downloaded but just begun to fill out.
 

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Posted by Belle Ringer (# 13379) on :
 
One reason to pre-plan, I guess - my Dad's funeral was someone else's, not his. The clergy guy who had never met him chose what he thought good funeral hymns instead of the ones Dad liked, rejected the one page resume Mom handed him - which would give people who knew him only from Boy Scouts or only from Easter Seal Society or only from work or etc a broader picture - held it up saying "I have a resume of his life here but you all know him so I won't read it" and instead gave a glowing description of a man who devoted all his energy to his family - untrue. Generic ideal husband and father. Not my father! His real good points were totally ignored.

Grandma left a note of a hymn she wanted but no one of us knew it, probably from an earlier version of the hymnal. Today with internet it would be findable but not then.

One friend told me she put a poem she wrote in her safe deposit box at the bank to be read at her funeral. She died on a Thursday night, the funeral was Sunday, if anyone had thought to look in the bank box they couldn't have gotten to it before the funeral.

I keep thinking I need to put a list of "in case of my death" on the fridge. No one here has any clue what if any family I have. With finances being all on line, how do survivors find the banks and brokers? Some day somebody is going to be dealing with a body of a person with no known connections.

But pre-paying - I don't hope to stay here the rest of my life! If I succeed in moving to the mountains and make new connections there, how strange to have the funeral be in a place I had left long ago. (But with no family I doubt there will be a funeral, who would come with no grieving family to support?)
 

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Posted by Ad Orientem (# 17574) on :
 

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I just think cremation seems a terribly violent thing to do to a body that has served you well for so many years. What do Shipmates think?

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I just think cremation seems a terribly violent thing to do to a body that has served you well for so many years. What do Shipmates think?

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I feel the opposite - I hate the idea of my earthy body being slowly eaten by worms, even 'tho I don't need it any more. I would far rather it be burnt quickly to ash, then scattered at sea to be fish food and/or join the sea floor sand!
 

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Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
I hope people will:

i) Make sure I really am dead.
ii) Ensure that the funeral and disposal of the remains are as cheap as possible, and that the words and music challenge any atheists present. Especially those of the family.
iii) Put on a proper party afterwards with no pork pies or ham sandwiches.
 

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Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :
 
Yes, I have, because I don't want people spending time, money or emotions on things I wouldn't want.
 

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Posted by Raptor Eye (# 16649) on :
 
I think it a good thing to talk about it, and to pass onto our closest friends and family the aspects of our funeral which are very important to us, especially burial/cremation and church service/non church service.

While it's good to organise the whole thing to try to help those left behind, the funeral should help them in the grieving process and, while we might think it amusing to have 'Always look on the bright side of life' play everyone out, they might not be amused however much they put on a brave face. Therefore, I think that a note should be added to say which aspects are important to us and which may be changed to their taste.
 

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Posted by Ahleal V (# 8404) on :
 
I have heard of a priest who makes funeral planning part of his course for adult confirmands.

I have done so. It was a rather sobering act. The Guild of All Souls encourage their members to include a statement of faith for their wills and such. I quite like it:

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I die in the Holy, Catholic and Apostolic faith of our Lord Jesus Christ as it has been received and taught in the Church of England. I commend my soul to almighty God and trusting in his mercy, implore forgiveness of all my sins. I beg forgiveness of all whom I have injured and I freely forgive those who desire forgiveness of me.

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They all know what the two ideas I have are.
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I have threatened to rise up from my ashes and leave the service if anyone so much as hums "Amazing Grace."

I plan to choose my hymns, but there are so many that I love -- as well as so much other music -- my funeral could turn into a concert. (Maybe they could have a hymn sing at the reception.)
 

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Posted by Brenda Clough (# 18061) on :
 
The rector at our church is a preacher of astounding power and grace. His second-in-command, alas! has a weakness for PowerPoint slides and videos and pop culture. Unfortunately there is no way to predict which of these gents will be delivering the homily at my funeral (assuming they and I are still at this church when I go). So I have instructed my husband that if Rev.B is on deck there is to be a list of things he is not allowed to resort to, mention, or beam up onto the screen in the sanctuary. This includes: All movies. All popular songs. All commercials (I am not kidding!). All TV shows. All LOLcat material, in fact all animal images period. He is allowed to refer to books, and I may, as a special benison, allow him to refer to comic books. But that's it. One must draw the line somewhere.
 

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Posted by Anselmina (# 3032) on :
 

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I just think cremation seems a terribly violent thing to do to a body that has served you well for so many years. What do Shipmates think?

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Yeah. Burial in an eastward orientation is a sign of a our hope in the resurrection. Apart from that cremation is what the heathens do.

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Except it's also what very many Christians do and have been doing for a long time now. Maybe not your personal and particular tradition, but no less part of those particular Christians' tradition for burial nevertheless and deserving of respect. Simply because 'heathens' may do a certain thing, doesn't make the practice itself 'heathen'.

Planning a funeral. Good idea. Clergy (except Belle Ringer's, naturally) are usually delighted when they've got real info provided by the deceased and their family/friends to go on. Makes the whole thing much better and much easier. Even in liturgical churches where there is a fairly tight run-through of the ceremonies, it really helps to have personal preferences.

Personally, I'm inclining more and more to Inspector Morse's nothing-at-all approach. I have no partner or children, and frankly I don't think any remaining close family that might be around when I pop my clogs will want to be, or should be burdened with any services or ceremonies concerning some peripherally-situated old maiden aunt - good for a laugh or two, but unlikely to necessitate any ceremonious process of grieving or journeying on, as one would with someone who is of important intimate significance.

Straight from mortuary to graveside, with the funeral director doing the necessary will be ample.

If God is a God of justice and mercy, I can't see how any amount of post-mortem religiosity is going to affect my experience of the after-life. He'll do what is just and right to do because that's his nature, surely?
 

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Posted by leo (# 1458) on :
 
My funeral instructions are lodged with the incumbent. The benefice has a filing cabinet full of funeral requests.

Mine is to be a requiem mass - I want purple vestments not whiter (white is for children and virgins!)

I have chosen hymns and intercessions themed around the causes I have been involved with.

Once the coffin has been censed and sprinkled at the end, just the priest and a server to go fore the commital at the crem.
 

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Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
My church will be offering a series of sessions around end-of-life issues in the upcoming year. We started out with a discussion about funeral planning. The Rector had a standard form for us to fill out regarding our preferred readings (the BCP79 has many options), Rite 1 or 2, choice of hymns, and other instructions. Our organist led a hymn-sing on the parish hall's piano. And we had a "comfort food" pot-luck dinner (wonderful starchy things like mac & cheese, chicken pot pie, lots of pies!). You would think this would be a gloomy gathering but it was kept quite light-hearted and loving. People shared memories of loss and it was very touching. And our Rector got a file full of first-draft funeral plans, just in case.
 

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Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
A dear woman at our church had suffered from kidney failure for years, had gotten a transplant, but that organ eventually failed, too. It got to the point where dialysis caused her blood pressure to go through the roof, and having no dialysis of course slowly poisoned her, so she decided to throw in and go into hospice care. She really wanted to save her husband stress, so she planned to donate her body to science, and planned a complete memorial and reception, AND reserved the church for the memorial date. This she based on how long she would last without dialysis. Surprise! Her kidneys evidently had a bit of life yet, and she lived past the date she had chosen. Not by very long, but it was a bit of a cosmic joke.

I visited her in hospice twice, and she was the same caring, practical woman she had always been through thick and thin. God bless Caroline.
 

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Posted by betjemaniac (# 17618) on :
 

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It's also a question of money, though. It's no good planning an imposing service and burial if you don't have the money, or if your relatives would rather spend your cash on something else.

As for the choice of hymns, most people only know a handful of them anyway, so there's not much point in sweating over that unless most of your friends and family have a church background and will join in the singing.

I do like the idea of preparing my funeral in advance, but if I live a long life and die in the UK I'm not sure that my remaining family members here will be all that keen to follow my instructions to the letter. I have the feeling that our particular cultural traditions will be seriously on the wane by mid-century.

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Originally posted by Nenya:

Mr Nen and I are currently revisiting our wills and he wants to be cremated and in our current wills I've asked for burial. Mr Nen doesn't understand this at all, from a taking-up-of-space and environmentally friendly point of view. I just think cremation seems a terribly violent thing to do to a body that has served you well for so many years. What do Shipmates think?

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I want purple vestments not white (white is for children and virgins!)

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Leo, are you saying that you're not a . . . quick, get Miss Amanda her smelling salts; she can't go on!
 

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Posted by betjemaniac (# 17618) on :
 
Forgot to say, if your family is in any way susceptible to the supernatural, threatening to haunt people if they don't follow your wishes is very effective. But at the same time, tell ALL the people. Trying to explain to someone why their deceased wife doesn't want to be buried with them (not because of them, but because of where their husband wants to be buried) in the immediate aftermath of the funeral is no fun.

Take it from me.
 

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Posted by cliffdweller (# 13338) on :
 
Preplanning is good for all the reasons noted above, but so is the express provision that allows for grace in that. (The most disastrous funeral I ever officiated was a preplanned one that went horribly, almost comically awry).

I spent a great deal of thought and time in planning my mom's funeral. There were several members of the family who'd asked to share remembrances which were included in the order of worship. It was timed out at a bit over an hour, so the caterer was slated to deliver food to the reception about an hour after the service began.

The elderly pastor who officiated got hazy on several of the details and mixed up the names of the bereaved. He left out the remembrances of all but one of the family members who had prepared words to share. Because he skipped over so much stuff, the service lasted less than 40 minutes, meaning we headed over to the reception before the caterers and ended up sitting around awkwardly.

But... this was the man who sat with my mom for hours, both when she was bedridden and still lucid, and later when she was unconscious for days prior to her death. The man who read Scripture to her unconscious self for hours. So... all things considered, his shortcomings as an officiant and the careful planning for naught were rather small considerations.
 

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Posted by North East Quine (# 13049) on :
 
My family know I want a verb in my death announcement. Our local paper prints announcements that read "Suddenly, on the X, at Y" without saying what happened suddenly. Admittedly, if it's in the obituary column, it's fairly obviously what happened suddenly, but it's not a sentence without a verb. I do not want an ungrammatical death announcement.

My children have promised me a verb, but refuse to commit to any particular verb. "Died" would do nicely, but I fear they have other plans, verb-wise.
 

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I do not want an ungrammatical death announcement.

My children have promised me a verb, but refuse to commit to any particular verb. "Died" would do nicely, but I fear they have other plans, verb-wise.

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I love it! The simplest of desires. And an open question of whether you'll get it fulfilled.
 

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Posted by Cathscats (# 17827) on :
 
Leaving funeral ideas is good, but instructions can be a real burden on a grieving family. I had one lady who spent a year dying and spent most of that year assuring me that she wanted to talk about her funeral, but "not today". Because she didn't want to talk about it, but a friend had told her that she should. And she didn't need to if she didn't want to: I knew her well enough to make things appropriate to her.

Another friend of my own age -she was 50 when she died - left all sort so ideas, including a humerous video about her illness which she said her children could use if they wanted at the funeral, which is a much better way of putting it. In the end they didn't think they were in the right place emotionally to sit in church with others and watch that video.

My own mother was pretty specific: no black ties, (but we felt we could not instruct that in the newspaper announcement, as it would offend some of her traditional cousins), people to wear flowers as at a wedding, I was to speak, she knew her hymns and reading, and, she told me, "No one is to be sad!" I told her that she could dictate much, but she could not, and never had been able to dictate our emotions!!
 

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Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 

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Personally, I'm inclining more and more to Inspector Morse's nothing-at-all approach. I have no partner or children, and frankly I don't think any remaining close family that might be around when I pop my clogs will want to be, or should be burdened with any services or ceremonies concerning some peripherally-situated old maiden aunt - good for a laugh or two, but unlikely to necessitate any ceremonious process of grieving or journeying on, as one would with someone who is of important intimate significance.

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I just think cremation seems a terribly violent thing to do to a body that has served you well for so many years. What do Shipmates think?

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I've dug quite a few graves by hand, sometimes the graves were in ground previously used for burials two hundred, or more, years ago. It always gave me a feeling of peace to find a few old bones and coffin remnants that had lain undisturbed all that time*.

Both me and my partner have requested to be buried , preferably in an old peaceful churchyard. I don't feel the actual location is all that important.

*The remains I found were always replaced in the new grave on the funeral day, (when no-one was looking).
 

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Posted by Arabella Purity Winterbottom (# 3434) on :
 
Those of us who have been through chaotic funeral preparations based on scraps of paper seem more likely to want to be more organised. As another childless person with few relatives, I'm quite happy with Anselmina's plan. Cremate me and plant me under a rose bush, and read John Donne's "Bring us, O Lord God, at our last awakening."

However, I have downloaded the resource Pidwidgeon linked to, as its one of the better such documents I've seen in terms of surviving family being able to track down accounts and insurance policies and knowing who to contact. My partner and I are currently trying to negotiate the morass of my father-in-law's accounting system - accounts in three countries and three different cities in NZ, insurance policies with seven different companies, multiple bank accounts with tiny amounts in them, no filing system for anything, which means we've had to go through every single piece of paper in the house...... Its taken three months just to feel confident we've identified everything that might be relevant, let alone do anything about it.

As a result, we've put all our details in one place, indexed for convenience so whichever of our nieces or friends ends up sorting out shouldn't have too much trouble. And we've made copies which have been given to the current executor of our wills, and our lawyer.
 

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Posted by betjemaniac (# 17618) on :
 
FWIW I've been quite clear I want to be buried. Into the church to Dido's Lament, hymns are Eternal Father Strong to Save, O Valiant Hearts, and, just to confuse the attendees, From Greenland's Icy Mountains to the usual tune of The Church's One Foundation

Out to Oft in the Stilly Night. A lifetime of public school and military worship not wasted there......
 

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Posted by cliffdweller (# 13338) on :
 

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Of course, no instructions left about a funeral are legally binding so you just have to hope whoever ends up putting it all together takes your wishes into account.

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My personal preference would be to not be embalmed, but be buried wrapped in a pretty cotton sheet that would easily decompose as we are meant to do, in a pleasant place where there's room for the (future hoped-for) grandkids to run around and play while the kids reminisce about their old mom. Plant a tree to soak up all those nutrients and provide some shade to picnic under.

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I have also said that I want no euphemisms like 'passed away' etc. I'll be [dead, I will be, like the parrot, dead]

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Surely it's binding if you actually put it into your Will? My mother put into hers her desire to be buried in the local churchyard rather than cremated.

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Of course, no instructions left about a funeral are legally binding so you just have to hope whoever ends up putting it all together takes your wishes into account.

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Surely it's binding if you actually put it into your Will? My mother put into hers her desire to be buried in the local churchyard rather than cremated.

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No, as has been said upthread, it's one of the only parts of a will that's not legally binding. So much depends on money re funerals - they are hideously expensive. Also what if a specified churchyard has run out of room by then?

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I have also said that I want no euphemisms like 'passed away' etc. I'll be [dead, I will be, like the parrot, dead]!!

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And thou, most kind and gentle death,
waiting to hush our latest breath,
O praise him, Alleluia!
Thou leadest home the child of God,
and Christ our Lord the way hath trod:
O praise Him, Alleluia!

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Originally posted by Nenya:

Nen - who works for a charity and occasionally has to deal with In Memory donations via a funeral director called Burnham and Sons.

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Originally posted by Brenda Clough:
Contact the medical institution you propose to donate to -- they must deal with this issue all the time, and have a protocol in place. I would select one close to you if possible. Shipping bodies is expensive.

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Music: I would like the Nunc dimmittis from the setting by Dyson in F and Nina Simone singing My baby don't care at some point.

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Nen - who works for a charity and occasionally has to deal with In Memory donations via a funeral director called Burnham and Sons.

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There's a funeral directors in my home town called Box Brothers. It's true.

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I too would like to add something popular/ modern (Art Garfunkel's "Grateful") to traditional hymns and music and I'd be really interested to know how you'd work this one into a traditional church setting.

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Personally, I'm inclining more and more to Inspector Morse's nothing-at-all approach. I have no partner or children, and frankly I don't think any remaining close family that might be around when I pop my clogs will want to be, or should be burdened with any services or ceremonies concerning some peripherally-situated old maiden aunt - good for a laugh or two, but unlikely to necessitate any ceremonious process of grieving or journeying on, as one would with someone who is of important intimate significance.

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... though if you have any living family or friends at all, it's nice to give them the option of disregarding your "do nothing" request. We've had several of these this past couple years, and it's surprising who turns out to need the comfort of a funeral--even if minimal. Not always the closest family--they may have said their goodbyes already, and be ready to go along with that. But the somewhat further off relatives and friends--they may have trouble dealing with "no funeral."

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Originally posted by MrsBeaky:
Thanks L'organist.

Another question to you and others.
I attended the funeral of an old friend in a wonderful old village church.
We sang hymns and Bob Marley's "Don't worry" all played on the organ but they also played a couple of things from a CD which just got lost in the space- the acoustics/ sound system were not up to it.
Is this something to bear in mind when planning your own funeral?

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Music - I have laid down, NO CRIMOND

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My children have promised me a verb, but refuse to commit to any particular verb. "Died" would do nicely, but I fear they have other plans, verb-wise.

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Preach it brother. I've not told my family this yet, but certainly friends know that if anyone schedules Crimond (or indeed abide with me) I'm coming back to haunt them.

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Ah... kindred spirits.

I've changed my funeral suggestions many times over the last 30 years, but the one constant has been - No 23rd Psalm, especially as sung to Crimond, under any circumstances. There will be haunting otherwise.
 

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I want purple vestments not white (white is for children and virgins!)

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Leo, are you saying that you're not a . . . quick, get Miss Amanda her smelling salts; she can't go on!

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Originally posted by Japes:
I've changed my funeral suggestions many times over the last 30 years, but the one constant has been - No 23rd Psalm, especially as sung to Crimond, under any circumstances. There will be haunting otherwise.

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In the case of my mother, who unchurched herself aged 32 or so when the local church went evangelical, she knew it was going to be Anglican, which narrowed it down slightly, but that still left room for argument. Not just hymns, but liturgy. CW would do, but because she didn't say anything at all it became a matter of aesthetics. BCP was won, after a long discussion, but then there was discussion about which. I strongly favoured 1928, but it was easier to back down than dig in. If she'd just said..

On the money point, if it all comes down to it, you can get a pauper's burial.

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Originally posted by SvitlanaV2:
It occurs to me though that many ordinary elderly people facing death probably don't care one way or the other about hymns or liturgies. After all, church life is very often about putting up with choices made by other people.

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I've changed my funeral suggestions many times over the last 30 years, but the one constant has been - No 23rd Psalm, especially as sung to Crimond, under any circumstances. There will be haunting otherwise.

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You dare post that on St. Andrew's Day, of all days?

The entire Glasgow Orpheus Choir will be coming to haunt you any moment now: here they come!

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It occurs to me though that many ordinary elderly people facing death probably don't care one way or the other about hymns or liturgies. After all, church life is very often about putting up with choices made by other people.

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Which is why my mother has specified the hymns she wants but nothing else - her theology is well to the left of her church's.

My large farming family come to funerals for the social aspects, seeing each other, sharing family news. I can't imagine not having a funeral for my mum's generation of family, particularly not a funeral without a knees-up afterwards.

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If you plan to donate your body in some way to medical science that needs to be sorted preferably long before death, it is not something that can really be sorted out afterwards.

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Most British people don't seem to leave instructions.

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Personally, I'm inclining more and more to Inspector Morse's nothing-at-all approach. I have no partner or children, and frankly I don't think any remaining close family that might be around when I pop my clogs will want to be, or should be burdened with any services or ceremonies concerning some peripherally-situated old maiden aunt - good for a laugh or two, but unlikely to necessitate any ceremonious process of grieving or journeying on, as one would with someone who is of important intimate significance.

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... though if you have any living family or friends at all, it's nice to give them the option of disregarding your "do nothing" request. We've had several of these this past couple years, and it's surprising who turns out to need the comfort of a funeral--even if minimal. Not always the closest family--they may have said their goodbyes already, and be ready to go along with that. But the somewhat further off relatives and friends--they may have trouble dealing with "no funeral."

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Originally posted by Leorning Cniht:

I'm pretty convinced that if the rapture had happened in her lifetime, it would have found her sitting in the hall, in her coat and hat with handbag firmly clasped on her knees.

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Originally posted by Twilight:

Is a few words at the cremation place alright for a good ELCA Lutheran? I haven't lived in this town long and could never fill a church with mourners. What if I don't want my son to have to look at an urn of ashes or worry about planting me where the Dachshund won't dig me up? Can the ashes be buried at a cemetery?

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My husband plays his trumpet for his church and his best piece is an "Amazing Grace," solo. I think he would want to play it, but do you do that at cremation sites?

I would like my Lutheran minister to read something from the Book of Worship, but can she do that at the crematorium? About how long is that? I really want it to be over and done as quickly as possible with the least amount of stress for my son who will be, almost literally, beside himself.

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I've changed my funeral suggestions many times over the last 30 years, but the one constant has been - No 23rd Psalm, especially as sung to Crimond, under any circumstances. There will be haunting otherwise.

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Originally posted by chenab:
As has been said - any instructions in a will for funeral arrangements are advisory to the executors, not binding. Although it is rare for them not to be followed. Most people check the will before getting too far in the arrangements anyway.

If you plan to donate your body in some way to medical science that needs to be sorted preferably long before death, it is not something that can really be sorted out afterwards.

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Originally posted by L'organist:

Crematoria now have a problem with replacement body parts and modern medical devices: pacemakers explode so should be removed before cremation; replacement hips, thighs, etc, melt - if metal this can be collected by the plastic/nylon versions produce dioxins when burned. Titanium plates, even though made from an alloy, have scrap value - someone with spinal rods should tell their relatives because, depending on the length of the rod(s), they could fetch a decent amount.

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Nen - who works for a charity and occasionally has to deal with In Memory donations via a funeral director called Burnham and Sons.

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There's a funeral directors in my home town called Box Brothers. It's true.

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Originally posted by chenab:
As has been said - pacemakers and a few other things do not appreciate being cremated - and if there is any uncertainty from the relevant medical forms as to whether one that was fitted has been removed then the medical referee for the crematoria should not authorise cremation until it has been clarified.

Titanium parts survive - but as yet we've not had anyone tick the box wanting any bits back.

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As has been said - pacemakers and a few other things do not appreciate being cremated - and if there is any uncertainty from the relevant medical forms as to whether one that was fitted has been removed then the medical referee for the crematoria should not authorise cremation until it has been clarified.

Titanium parts survive - but as yet we've not had anyone tick the box wanting any bits back.

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One crem I visited some years ago - and I presume it's the same for many crems - kept a large barrel-sized bin for metal bits from bodies, that hadn't disintegrated in the furnace. I forget what happened to the bin's contents. But I don't think the scrap value was particularly high.

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