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Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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But it could include birds, insects, reptiles, and teeny-tinies such as bacteria...
Each poster carries on with a being which begins with the next letter of the alphabet, using the traditional nursery form of two line verse.
e.g. A is for ant
whose footprint is scant
B is for......
And so on. If we ever get to the end, we can start again.
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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B is for Bear, who lives in a lair
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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C is for crab
Whose pincers will grab.
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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D is for duck
Who goes "quack-quack," not "cluck."
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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E is for ermine
Which eat nasty vermin
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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F is for fox
They seldom wear socks.
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
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G is for gnu
The g - nicest animal in the zoo.
(Apologies to Flanders and Swann)
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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H is for hippo
Who seldom can flipp-o.
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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I is for iguana
Who would like a banana.
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on
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J is for jellyfish
Be sure to wear your wellies, Bish.
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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K is for Kanga-Roo
Who were friends to Tigger and Pooh.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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L is for llama
who cries for his mama.
[ 23. June 2016, 04:40: Message edited by: Lyda*Rose ]
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on
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M is for monkey
Whose dancing is funky.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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N is for nuthatch
Does it nest in your thatch?
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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O is for Owl
who looks with a scowl.
Posted by Kitten (# 1179) on
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P is for Pig
They can grow quite big
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Q is for Quokka
Who drinks Aussie mocha!
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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R is for rabbits*
With very odd habits.
* Rabbits rarely come in the singular.
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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S is for Sheep,
counting which makes you sleep
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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T is for tapir
who's up for a caper.
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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U is for Unicorn,
who doesn't read Cuneiform
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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V is for vole
Who lives in a hole.
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on
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W is for wildebeest
the bound-to-get-killed-a-beast
[ 23. June 2016, 16:14: Message edited by: Smudgie ]
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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X is for xerus,
A ground squirrel nowhere near us.*
*well, not near me.
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
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Y is for yak
That can carry a pack.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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Aaaaaaaand.....
Z is for zebra
I know one called Deb'ra.
And so we start again with a different list of livestock...
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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A is for alpaca
With fleecy wool on his back-a
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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B is for blue tit
Flying keeps it fit
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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C is for cat
With disdain for a hat.
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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D is for Dingo,
who doesn't play bingo.
Posted by ArachnidinElmet (# 17346) on
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E is for Elk
Less fishy than a whelk
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on
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F is for ferret
No good at Welsh Rarebit.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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G is for Galah,
All dressed for a gala.
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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H is for horse
To be ridden, of course.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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I is for iguana
Are they found in Ghana?
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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Omigod, I've broken my own rule - not to repeat an animal.
So -
I is for ibis
Who often in flight is.
Posted by Jonah the Whale (# 1244) on
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J is for jay
In an obvious way.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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K is for Kestrel,
flies quicker than a Threstral!
Posted by Kitten (# 1179) on
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L is for Lamb
Serve with mint sauce, not jam
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on
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M is for mole
which lives in a hole
Posted by Tree Bee (# 4033) on
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N is for Newt
Who gives not a hoot.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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O is for ox
Without his botox.
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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P is for parrot
Who's eating a carrot
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on
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Q is for quail
decidedly frail.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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R is for raccoon
who can't carry a tune.
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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S is for snake
Whom witches boil and bake.
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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T is for termite
who chews on your house day and night.
Posted by Kitten (# 1179) on
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U is for Umbrella Bird
It's appearance is quite absurd
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on
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V is for vole
They don't sign on the dole.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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W is for whale
who spouts without fail.
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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X is for x-ray tetra
which is silvery, translucent, et cet'ra
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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Z is for zoril
Devour your flesh it will.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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A is for Aardvaark
who, sadly, doesn't bark.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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B is for bison
not always a nice 'un.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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C is for chimp
Who's no Colonel Blimp
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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Apologies again - I should have given Y is for Yeti. Kindly shipmates forbore to comment.
Onward
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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D is for dingo
useless at bingo.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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E is for Elk
who ate a bad whelk.
Posted by Garasu (# 17152) on
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F is for fish
Which looks good on a dish
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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G is for Gopher,
Not really a loafer.
Posted by Tree Bee (# 4033) on
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H is for Hare
Who has a large pair
(Of ears)
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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I is for ibex
A goat with no flex.
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on
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J is for jackal
Get out of that back hall!!!
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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K is for Koel,
who don't fly round the pole,
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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L is for lemur
revving a Beamer.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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My is for macaw
who finds life a bore.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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N is for natterjack
A toad, not a quack.
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on
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O is for octopus
Don't mention socks - shush, shush.
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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P is for platypi
a species that's very shy
Q is for quoll
whose appearance is droll
(edited because I forgot the alphabet!!!)
[ 26. June 2016, 23:02: Message edited by: Banner Lady ]
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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R is for Rat
Tasty treat for the cat.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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S is for sloth
to hustle he's loath.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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(What happened to Q?)
T is for terrier
The more of them, the merrier.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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U is for umbrella bird
Unable to say a word.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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quote:
Originally posted by jacobsen:
(What happened to Q?)
T is for terrier
The more of them, the merrier.
Banner Lady covered it.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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V is for Vulture,
Not much for culture.
Posted by Tree Bee (# 4033) on
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W is for Wallaby
A kangaroo wannabe?
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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W for Brer Wabbit
In the briar patch, dag nab it!
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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X is for the bird xenops
hard to see when it's in the treetops
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on
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Y is for yak
They don't need a mac.
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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Z is for Zebrafish,
Quite nice in a chafing dish.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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A is for armadillo
not much good as a pillow.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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B is for Boa,
not seen much in Goa.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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C is for catfish
Not found in my dish.
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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D is for Dodo
As graceful as a komodo.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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E is for emu
with feathery up-do.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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F is for flamingo
Apt to go-go-go.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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G is for gadfly
Certainly not a wise guy.
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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H is for hornet;
You'd do best to scorn it.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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I is for impala
which no leopard is a pal-a.
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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J is for javelina*,
To attack you he's so keen-a.
_____
The javelina, which looks like a pig but is no relation, is one of the curses we put up with in Arizona, others being the Republican Party and guns everywhere.
[ 28. June 2016, 20:49: Message edited by: Amanda B. Reckondwythe ]
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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K is for kookaburra
his ook ooka laugh carries far
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on
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L is for lion.
Nooo!!! Don't get out of the car, Brian!!!
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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M is for manta ray
swimming by Tampa Bay.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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N is for Nilgiri Tahr
who don't live very far.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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O is for opossum
ew! snails he ate 'um
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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O is for Osprey
Dining on fresh fish fillet.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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P is for Plankton
Neither fish, plank nor ton - not one.
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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Q is for Queen Snake:
To touch one -- big mistake!
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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R is for Rook
whose singing is crook
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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S is for Stork,
who rarely eats pork.
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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T is for Turtle
At great age still fertile.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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T is for turkey
Beware, November is murky!
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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Ooops! It still can be turkey season next round.
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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U is for Ulysses butterfly
I love seeing these fly by!
(Seriously - they are beautiful and I see them often)
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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V is for the
variegated fairy-wren
You might see one, but I don't know when.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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W is for wildebeest
that seems not like an antelope in the least.
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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eXotic plumes are found (so I've heard)
on many types of rainforest birds
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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Y is for Yellow-breasted chat
never seen in a hat.
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on
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Z is for zebra
"No, it's me", said the horse, "I've just bought a new suit to wear to Jedburgh".
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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Jedburgh rhymes with zebra? Oy veh!
A is for armadillo.
You wouldn't want one for a pillow.
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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B is for bison.
If there's one in your house, you'll need a Dyson.
[ 02. July 2016, 02:56: Message edited by: Mamacita ]
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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C is for cobra.
Describe it to Oprah.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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D is for Donkey
who walks sort of wonky!
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe:
Jedburgh rhymes with zebra? Oy veh!
Sorry, I should have put a footnote explaining that Jedburgh in Scotland is pronounced 'Jedborough'. Of course, how much difference that makes is another matter.
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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E is for eel
with a slippery feel.
In my part of the US, xxxburgh would be said with 'burg' as in Hamburg-er; and xxxborough would be said 'burrow', like an animal tunnel in the ground. Just sayin'
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
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F is a flounder -
A cad and a bounder
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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G is for gnat
Just fancy that!
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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H is for horsefly
Get bit and you'll cry.
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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I is for inchworm,
Not much of a grinch-worm.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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J is for Jaguar
despite what a cad you are!
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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K is for kite*
Looks lovely in flight.
* the bird, of course. No reference to Mary Poppins
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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L is for Llama
who is really a charmer.
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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M is for Mink
with a musky stink.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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N is for newt
Some colorful and cute.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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Q is for quoll
Whose call is a lol
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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R is for roach
Very nice to poach
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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S is for salamander,
No creature is grander.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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T is for Tiger
who dance on the Riga.
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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Wodder, you talk funny....
'U is for 'Ummingbird,
Hot tempered, I've heard.
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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V is for vixen
or a foxy minx then
W is for Walrus
who are simply enormous
edited because I still can't say the alphabet properly...and I was trying to think what Wodders rhymed with!
[ 04. July 2016, 21:38: Message edited by: Banner Lady ]
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on
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X is for xami hairstreak
They make the best of their week.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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Y is for Yak
with shaggy back.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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We keep leaving out letters (I left out two )
Z is for zoothera dauma
Or scaly thrush - that name is pure trauma.
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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A is for Anteater
But it thinks termites taste sweeter
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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B is for Bilby
(looks cute in a trilby)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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C is for Cheetah,
can you think of aught neater?
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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D is for dhole
faster than an unlucky foal
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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E is for Echidna
d'ya think I would kid ya?
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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F is for ferret
quieter than a parrot.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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G is for Gorilla
not really a killer.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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H is for Hyena
A fan of the arena
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
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I is for insectivore
Of which I wish there were more
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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J is for jaguarundi
A felix not a fundi.
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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K is for koala
If you think they're cute, then holla.
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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L is for Lamb
the wooly I AM.
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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M is for Mouse
but please not in my house
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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O is for ocelot,
Who's never discussed a lot.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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P is for Puma,
or is that a rumour?
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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Q is for Quail
Who reads the Daily Mail
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
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R is for Rook
Reading a book
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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S stands for Stoat
Who might float in your moat.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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T is for Termite,
hardly an eremite!
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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U is for uguisu
whose guano is face cream, to you.
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on
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V is for viper
I've heard they get hyper.
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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W is for wyvern
weirder than Jules Verne
Posted by chicklegirl (# 11741) on
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Y is for Yertle
a Seussian turtle.
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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Zooplankton for Z
Which populate the sea.
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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A is for aye-aye
Goes out at night and not the day.
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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B is for Bantu
Star Wars fans love you.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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C is Chimpanzee
Who now doesn't drink tea!
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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D is for dromedary
with one hump which is hairy.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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E is for elephantnose
A fish, don't know where it goes.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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F is for flounder
flattish and rounder.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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G is for Gerbil,
with a diet quite herbal.
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
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H is for hermit crab
Who uses his claw to grab
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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I is for imperial eagle
Beware! It can eat up your beagle!
Posted by chicklegirl (# 11741) on
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J is for jackrabbit
(a bunny with a boxing habit).
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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K is for Kingfisher.
His girl-friend, he tries to bewitch 'er.
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on
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L is for ladybird
Best if we stay in the shade, we've heard.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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M is for magpie
dressed for an evening out- my, my!
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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N is for Nightjar
that can be heard from afar.
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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O is for otter
Who plays in the water.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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P is for puma
A cat without huma.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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Q is for Quail,
not as big as a whale.
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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R is for Reindeer
Who work only one day each year.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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S is for the Shrew
That I painted blue!
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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T is for tortoise
Almost slow as rigor mortis.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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U is for ungulate
hoofing it pitter-pat.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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V is for Virginia's Warbler - a bird
Which in the Southern State can be heard.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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W is for Whale
much bigger than a quail!
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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X is for Xanthareel
Of which I wouldn't want to make a meal.
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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Y is for Yellowfin
found mostly in a tuna tin
Z is for Zobo
at home in Tibetan snow
edited because I missed a letter AGAIN!
[ 13. July 2016, 04:49: Message edited by: Banner Lady ]
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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A is for Albatross
Rarely if ever ever at a loss.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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B is for Bustard,
quite tasty with mustard.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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C is for the Capybara
That runs like Mo Farah
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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D is for a damsel fly
Hope she doesn't have to cry.
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on
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E is for electric eel
Get out of the water, Lucille!!!
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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F is for Frogmouth owl
His mournful call can make you howl.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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G is for guinea pig
whose voice is pretty darn big.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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G is for Grebe,
a bit of a dweeb.
[ 14. July 2016, 04:17: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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H is for Hedgehog,
Asleep 'neath a log.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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I for Iora
that lives amongst flora.
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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J is for Jabiru
an Australian stork to you.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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K is for king crab
whose realm isn't drab.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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L is for Leiothrix,
a bird without tricks.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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M is for Mammoth
Extinct, 'cos somewhat long in the tooth.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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N is for nit
A louse egg, init?
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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O is for Owlet,
something to scowl at!
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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P is for Panda.
Her name is Miranda.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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Q is for Quetzal, so like a parrot
whose colours include that of a carrot.
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on
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R is for reindeer
Santa won't come by train, dear.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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S is for Sabre-Toothed Tiger,
Lived long ago, and played on a lyre.
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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T is for the Tasmanian devil
A lot of which appear to be ill.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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U is for Urutu
I like his markings - so would you, too.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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V is for Vulture,
Whose manners lack culture.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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W is for worm
Who's body's not firm.
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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X is for Xeme
that likes weather extreme.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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Y is for Yaffle*
Whose name most would baffle
*Green woodpecker
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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Z is for Zain
a dark horse by name.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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A is for albatross
whose wingspan is that boss.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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B is for Babbler,
not much of a Scrabble™-r.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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C is for Crow
Now, wouldn't you know.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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D is for donkey
Whose voice sounds wonky.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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E is for Egret,
whose habits are secret.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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F is for fringe-toes lizard
no good in a blizzard.
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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G is for Goanna
rather scary in manner.
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on
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H is for horse
"No, it's me", said the zebra, "I'm going to be in 'Black Beauty', of course".
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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I is for Ibis,
As shown on papyrus.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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J is for Jacana,
who don't eat banana.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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K is for kiwi
whose feathers are fuzzy.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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L is for Lorikeet,
which keeps all her feathers neat.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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M is for maggot
You don't want one in your faggot!
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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N is for Nuthatch
whose pairs surely match.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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O is for Osprey
A raptor bird of prey
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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P is for Pottoroo
Another marsupial for you.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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Q is for Quail
Who don't travel by sail.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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R is for Rail
with not much of a tail.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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S is for snail
Much smaller than a whale!
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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T is for Tree Pie,
as it flies through the sky.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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U is for Ursus Maritimus-
That's a polar bear, to us.
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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V is for viper
dangerous when hyper!
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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W is for Wigeon,
it's not like a pigeon!
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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X is for Xenarthrans, both
Anteaters, armadillos, and sloth.
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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Y is for Yorkie
Often perky, rarely porky.
Posted by pjl (# 16929) on
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Z is for Zorse
very mixed up of course
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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A is for all Arachnids
fascinating to some kids.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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B is for Babbler,
who don't play the tabla.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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C is for chow chow,
come doggy, come now now!
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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D is for Drongo
It don't play the bongo.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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E is for Earwig
That don't grow too big.
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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F is for firefly
to see in the dark by...
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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G is for Gadwall,
they're not very tall!
Posted by pjl (# 16929) on
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H is for Head Lice
Bit itchy,not very nice
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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Really, pjl - how to lower the tone.
I is for Icterus Bullockii
Or Bullock's Oriole, you see.
[ 22. July 2016, 19:09: Message edited by: jacobsen ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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J is for Jaguar
to show what a cad you are!
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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K is for katydid
-LOUD- I do not kid.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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L is for ladybird
Often seen but not heard.
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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L is for lobster;
To boil 'em's my job, sir.
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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M is formarmoset
As cute a monkey as you can get.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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N is for Nautilus
A mollusc, to us.
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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O is for orangutan
A distant cousin to man
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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P is for poison dart frog
a colorful lump on a log.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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Q is for
Quagga
Whose coat makes one stagga.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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R is for Robin
Just bob, bob, bobbin'
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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S is for scorpion.
Something you don't want bare feet to step on.
[ 25. July 2016, 02:16: Message edited by: Mamacita ]
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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T is for tetra
brilliant and wet-ra.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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U is for Urial,
not ready for burial.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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V is for Viperfish
Watch out - it's a hyper-fish.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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W is for Weasel
who rarely paints at an easel.
[and is crap at quizzes!]
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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X is for xylophage
It feeds on wooden steps or stage.
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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Y is for the Yellow Poll
whose warbling is quite droll
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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Z is for Zo, sometimes Dzo,
Who doesn't really like to sew.
(Lady yaks have terrible trouble threading the needles!)
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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A is for Aphid
From my tomato plants I want rid!
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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B is for Bison
Whose back you can ride on.
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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C is for Condor
Extinct, then not, a wonder!
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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D is for damsel fly
Known as nymphs - who can say why?
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on
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E is for elephant
Highly intelligant
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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F is for Flamingo,
who doesn't dance a flamenco!
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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G is for goat
Who can't row a boat.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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H is for Hyraxes
They never pay taxes.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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I is for Ibis
Considered a sacred bird it is
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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J is for jackalope
real as real. Nope.
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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K is for kestrel
Who flies and hunts well.
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
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L is for Lorikeet.
There are lots on our street.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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M is for Merlin,
whose feathers ain't curlin'.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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N is for Newt
Who looks very cute.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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O is for Ostrich,
Its feathers for the rich.
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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P is for a Pony
Who's six feet tall, thus phony.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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Q is for Queen Snake
Whose bite is no piss-take.
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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R is for raccoon
a.k.a. "trash panda," by the light of moon.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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S is for Starling,
A real little darling.
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
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T is for Tabby Cat
Who goes where the food is at.
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on
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U is for umbrellabird
They've not of Paul Weller heard.
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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V is for vampire bat --
Tuck one in under your hat.
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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W is for wombat
Who wouldn't fit inside that hat.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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X is for Xenops
Like most birds, it hops.
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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Y is for Yellow-bellied Sapsucker
The cutest damn little f**ker.
Posted by Curiosity killed ... (# 11770) on
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Z is for the indicine cattle or zebu,
Not the most elegant animal in the zoo,
With fat humped back, droopy ears and dewlaps too.
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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A is for angelfish
the salty brine is its niche.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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B is for Bandicoot,
with more than one foot.
(normally)
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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C is for Crow
With a very harsh voice, don't you know!
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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D is for Dingo,
who rarely plays bingo.
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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E is for electric eel
Who swims with eclectic zeal.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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F is for flounder,
Could be more than a pounder .
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on
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G is for giraffe
"You can't be serious about creating one of those, Lord", said the angel, "You must be 'avin a laugh".
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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H is for hermit crab
a bigger and bigger shell he'll grab.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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I is for Iora,
who doesn't eat flora.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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J is for Jackdaw
Who speaks with a loud caw.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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K is for Kiri,
A bit of a dearie.
(Kiri is the local name for the amazing mongoose)
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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L is for Leafhopper
This bug's hardly a whopper.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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M is for Manatee
Not everyone'should cup of tea.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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N is for Natterjack
He has a lovely knobbly back.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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O is for Otter
who has gone for a potter.
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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P is for PUPPY
Either sleepy or jumpy.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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Q is for Quarterhorse
It has four legs, of course.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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R is for Raven
Its nest is its haven.
[ 04. August 2016, 03:34: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on
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S is for salamander,
Interesting how he takes a gander.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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T is for Tern
with energy to burn.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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U is for Uakari
Red-faced but elsewhere long-hairy.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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V is for Vixen,
Who doesn't need fixin'.
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on
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W is for Wren
Much smaller than a hen!
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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X is for Xantic Sargo
It swims, rather than going by Wells Fargo.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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Y is for Yak
who don't need no mac!
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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Z is for zebu
On whose chin has a boo-boo
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