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HCH
Shipmate
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Yesterday at a church dinner I saw a young woman wearing an apron bearing the words "Have you hugged a United Methodist today?"
This promptly made me think: what verb would you use for different flavors? My pastor suggested "Have you dunked a Baptist today?" but that may be low-hanging fruit.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Have you crossed a Catholic today? Nice double meaning.
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Bishops Finger
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Have you censed an Evangelical today?
we do, now and then, when our Very Evangelical assistant priest officiates....
IJ
-------------------- Our words are giants when they do us an injury, and dwarfs when they do us a service. (Wilkie Collins)
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rolyn
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Have you dunked at the rail lately.
-------------------- Change is the only certainty of existence
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Have you scriptura'd a letter to a Lutheran lately?
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Trudy Scrumptious
BBE Shieldmaiden
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Have you been expecting an Adventist?
-------------------- Books and things.
I lied. There are no things. Just books.
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Higgs Bosun
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quote: Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe: Have you scriptura'd a letter to a Lutheran lately?
Surely: have you nailed a Lutheran lately?
Or: have you offered a Lutheran a diet of worms?
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Yes, I agree. Those are much more clever.
Are you predestined to love a Calvinist?
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Have you rightly divided a dispensationalist in the second half of the 70th week?
-------------------- Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Stetson
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quote: Originally posted by HCH: "Have you hugged a United Methodist today?"
Have you drugged a Christian Scientist today?
(They certainly hope not.)
-------------------- I have the power...Lucifer is lord!
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Stetson
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Have you mooned a Unificationist?
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cliffdweller
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Were you late to become a Latter Day Saint?
-------------------- "Here is the world. Beautiful and terrible things will happen. Don't be afraid." -Frederick Buechner
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Sipech
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quote: Originally posted by cliffdweller: Were you late to become a Latter Day Saint?
ITTWACW!!
Have you had porridge with a Quaker?
-------------------- I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it. Twitter: http://twitter.com/TheAlethiophile
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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Have you been tasteful with an Anglican today?
Alternatively, Have you opened a bottle of wine with an Anglican today?
-------------------- I'm not dead yet.
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Sandemaniac
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Have you got your oats with a Quaker?
AG
-------------------- "It becomes soon pleasantly apparent that change-ringing is by no means merely an excuse for beer" Charles Dickens gets it wrong, 1869
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Nick Tamen
Ship's Wayfaring Fool
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In a similar vein, a few decades back, those in Presbyterian circles could find numerous things—buttons, tee shirts, etc.—that said “Presbyterians do it decently and in order.”
I had an Episcopal friend who would counter that “Episcopalians do it liturgically and with great pomp.”
-------------------- The first thing God says to Moses is, "Take off your shoes." We are on holy ground. Hard to believe, but the truest thing I know. — Anne Lamott
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HCH
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Have you sacrificed to Cthulhu today?
Have you married several Mormons today?
Have you sat quietly with Quakers today?
Have you decyphered a Pentecostal today?
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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What? You never celebrated Father and Son night with an Orthodox?
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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"Have you ____________ed a Unitarian Universalist today? (Seriously, fill in the blank.)"
I was actually thinking that could work for us Anglicans, too...
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Sipech
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Have you churned butter with an Amish today?
(with thanks to Weird Al)
-------------------- I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it. Twitter: http://twitter.com/TheAlethiophile
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Have you rung a Jehova's Witness' bell today?
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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jacobsen
seeker
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Have you simplified a Friend today?
-------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty.
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Stetson
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Have you replaced a Supersessionist?
Have you delighted a Luciferian?
-------------------- I have the power...Lucifer is lord!
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Did you make an Orthodox fast today?
-------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Have you shod a Discalced Carmelite?
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Have you shut a cloistered nun up today?
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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jacobsen
seeker
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Have you communed with a communicant lately?
-------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty.
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Bishops Finger
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When did you last bless a Benedictine?
IJ
-------------------- Our words are giants when they do us an injury, and dwarfs when they do us a service. (Wilkie Collins)
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Stetson
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Have you hosted Communion lately?
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
# 4544
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Have you inquired into choir yet?
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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roybart
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Have you persecuted a heretic today?
-------------------- "The consolations of the imaginary are not imaginary consolations." -- Roger Scruton
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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"Do charcoal and incense give you a slow burn?"
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Stetson
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Have you dueled with a Manichean lately?
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sabine
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Mennonites--Four part harmony and pot lucks, too
-------------------- "Hunger looks like the man that hunger is killing." Eduardo Galeano
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Have you GIN-uflected with an Anglo-Catholic today?
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Have you shared secrets with a Gnostic today?
-------------------- Last ever sig ...
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Have you immersed yourself with a Baptist today?
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Have you predestined your life's -and afterlife's- schedule with the Calvinists?
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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quote: Originally posted by Lyda*Rose: Have you predestined your life's -and afterlife's- schedule with the Calvinists?
That was always going to be posted.
-------------------- Last ever sig ...
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Have you sat down with a Sedevacantist today?
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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rolyn
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Have you venerated a vicar verbally?
-------------------- Change is the only certainty of existence
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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Have you remarked on the lack of truth in matter with a Christian Scientist today?
-------------------- I'm not dead yet.
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Stetson
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Was the Oxford Movement ever distracted?
-------------------- I have the power...Lucifer is lord!
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Stejjie
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Conga with a Congregationalist!
-------------------- A not particularly-alt-worshippy, fairly mainstream, mildly evangelical, vaguely post-modern-ish Baptist
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Stetson
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Did Brando convert to Methodism?
Was Akhenaten a disk jockey?
-------------------- I have the power...Lucifer is lord!
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Stejjie
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# 13941
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Have you ever irked the URC?
-------------------- A not particularly-alt-worshippy, fairly mainstream, mildly evangelical, vaguely post-modern-ish Baptist
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Eirenist
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Have you doubted with an Agnostic?
-------------------- 'I think I think, therefore I think I am'
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