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Posted by HCH (# 14313) on :

Yesterday at a church dinner I saw a young woman wearing an apron bearing the words "Have you hugged a United Methodist today?"

This promptly made me think: what verb would you use for different flavors? My pastor suggested "Have you dunked a Baptist today?" but that may be low-hanging fruit.

Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :

Have you crossed a Catholic today? Nice double meaning.

Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :

Have you censed an Evangelical today?

[Two face]

we do, now and then, when our Very Evangelical assistant priest officiates....

IJ

Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :

Have you waited for a Quaker today?

Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :

Have you done tongues with a Pentecostal today?

Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on :

Have you dunked at the rail lately.

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

Have you scriptura'd a letter to a Lutheran lately?

Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :

Have you been expecting an Adventist?

Posted by Higgs Bosun (# 16582) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe:
Have you scriptura'd a letter to a Lutheran lately?

Surely: have you nailed a Lutheran lately?

Or: have you offered a Lutheran a diet of worms?

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

Yes, I agree. Those are much more clever.

Are you predestined to love a Calvinist?

Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :

Have you rightly divided a dispensationalist in the second half of the 70th week?

Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on :

Have you disorganised a Methodist?

Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on :

quote:
Originally posted by HCH:
"Have you hugged a United Methodist today?"

Have you drugged a Christian Scientist today?

(They certainly hope not.)

Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on :

Have you mooned a Unificationist?

Posted by cliffdweller (# 13338) on :

Were you late to become a Latter Day Saint?

Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :

quote:
Originally posted by cliffdweller:
Were you late to become a Latter Day Saint?

ITTWACW!!

Have you had porridge with a Quaker?

Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :

Have you been tasteful with an Anglican today?

Alternatively, Have you opened a bottle of wine with an Anglican today?

Posted by Sandemaniac (# 12829) on :

Have you got your oats with a Quaker?

AG

Posted by Nick Tamen (# 15164) on :

In a similar vein, a few decades back, those in Presbyterian circles could find numerous things—buttons, tee shirts, etc.—that said “Presbyterians do it decently and in order.”

I had an Episcopal friend who would counter that “Episcopalians do it liturgically and with great pomp.”

Posted by HCH (# 14313) on :

Have you sacrificed to Cthulhu today?

Have you married several Mormons today?

Have you sat quietly with Quakers today?

Have you decyphered a Pentecostal today?

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

What? You never celebrated Father and Son night with an Orthodox?

Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :

"Have you ____________ed a Unitarian Universalist today?
(Seriously, fill in the blank.)"

I was actually thinking that could work for us Anglicans, too...

Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :

Have you churned butter with an Amish today?

(with thanks to Weird Al)

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

Have you rung a Jehova's Witness' bell today?

Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on :

Have you simplified a Friend today?

Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on :

Have you replaced a Supersessionist?

Have you delighted a Luciferian?

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

Did you make an Orthodox fast today?

Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :

Have you shod a Discalced Carmelite?

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

Have you shut a cloistered nun up today?

Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on :

Have you communed with a communicant lately?

Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :

When did you last bless a Benedictine?

IJ

Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on :

Have you hosted Communion lately?

Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :

Have you inquired into choir yet?

Posted by roybart (# 17357) on :

Have you persecuted a heretic today?

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

"Do charcoal and incense give you a slow burn?"

Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on :

Have you dueled with a Manichean lately?

Posted by sabine (# 3861) on :

Mennonites--Four part harmony and pot lucks, too

Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :

Have you GIN-uflected with an Anglo-Catholic today?

Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :

Have you shared secrets with a Gnostic today?

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

Have you immersed yourself with a Baptist today?

Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :

Have you predestined your life's -and afterlife's-
schedule with the Calvinists?

Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
Have you predestined your life's -and afterlife's-
schedule with the Calvinists?

That was always going to be posted.

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

Have you sat down with a Sedevacantist today?

Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on :

Have you venerated a vicar verbally?

Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :

Have you remarked on the lack of truth in matter with a Christian Scientist today?

Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on :

Was the Oxford Movement ever distracted?

Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :

Conga with a Congregationalist!

Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on :

Did Brando convert to Methodism?

Was Akhenaten a disk jockey?

Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :

Have you ever irked the URC?

Posted by Eirenist (# 13343) on :

Have you doubted with an Agnostic?

Posted by SvitlanaV2 (# 16967) on :

Have you celebrated Sabbath with a Seventh Day Adventist?

Or (a rather suggestive one):

Have you had a Sunday lie-in with a Seventh Day Adventist?

Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :

And, on the same slightly naughty tack, have you shown Christian love to an Agapemonite lately (or at all)?

[Snigger]

Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on :

Have you fired a Zoroastrian?

Posted by Brenda Clough (# 18061) on :

[Overused]

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

Have you shunned an Amish today?

Posted by sabine (# 3861) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe:
Have you shunned an Amish today?

Probably more accurate to say, Have the Amish shunned you today? [Smile]

sabine

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