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mousethief

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I'd say there's a bunch of both on the ship; perhaps we could do some quick data collection. Start with people who think stupid and misogynist things about rape. People who ask questions like the title of this thread.

Of course teasing apart which is which could be difficult. I'm sure I'm at least one of those, but I couldn't swear which.

[ 09. May 2011, 14:58: Message edited by: mousethief ]

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balaam

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You have to be the latter. I would never tolerate you on my head.

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Barnabas62
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New category for you, mousethief. Using a phrase invented in my local church, I reckon you're a weirdie-beardie-man.

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quote:
Originally posted by Barnabas62:
New category for you, mousethief. Using a phrase invented in my local church, I reckon you're a weirdie-beardie-man.

*like*

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molopata

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I always imagined MT as this little rodent-sized guy sitting in a darkened room with this huge bank of monitors automatically updating SoF threads so he could roll out the latest quip within seconds of the last post.

In **** , it appears he's this hunk of a guy whipping all his coolers off an iphone while on the move.

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molopata

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Ye Hosts (blessed-be-their-Names) have_been screwing with_my_post.

"****" obviously means_they don't know_the difference between *fuck* and ***** *!

[Mad]

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Chorister

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That's because they are orthodox asshats.

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Marvin the Martian

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Asshats have it far easier - they don't have to fast twice a year.

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balaam

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quote:
Originally posted by Molopata The Rebel:
In **** , it appears he's this hunk of a guy whipping all his coolers off

I read this as hunk of a gay.

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Marvin the Martian

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Freud would have a field day...

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Yorick

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I read that as field gay.

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molopata

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I read that as real gay.

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mousethief

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You wicked tempters. Whose post should I mangle first?

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sharkshooter

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Here I thought "asshat" and "Orthodox" were synonyms. Who'd a thunk?

[ 09. May 2011, 14:58: Message edited by: mousethief ]

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mousethief

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If it's meant to be a proper insult of me, it needs to be Orthodox with a capital "O". I have fixed the thread title and Sharkshit's post.

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Alfred E. Neuman

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I would never blaspheme The One True Church, hence the lowercase "o".
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Jahlove
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Orthos have an easier time looking Fabulous Cool Orthohat

Asshats have an easier time looking like asses wearing hats

Asshat #1

Asshat #2

Probly doesn't advance the debate greatly [Big Grin]

[ 09. May 2011, 19:07: Message edited by: Jahlove ]

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Pearl B4 Swine
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I heard that Mel Gibson is going to do a movie about the Flintstones and their religious leanings, and call it "St. Yabbadabbadoo Russian OrthoRocks Church".

And I think you should audition for the lead. If you have time, that is. I know you're busy.

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mousethief

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Don't blaspheme St. Iabadabadu of Antioch.

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Geneviève

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quote:
Originally posted by Jahlove:
Orthos have an easier time looking Fabulous Cool Orthohat

Asshats have an easier time looking like asses wearing hats

Asshat #1

Asshat #2

Probly doesn't advance the debate greatly [Big Grin]

Jah,
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