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Thread: Heaven: A Christian Girl's Modesty
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Moo
Ship's tough old bird
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quote: Originally posted by Astro: I wonder if the Adamites still have any churches left?They croped up during the Commonwealth period (post-civil war) and believe that you should worship dressed as Adam and Eve were before the fall. I think that they were supressed after the restoration (or maybe died of cold), however perhaps in some obscure Welsh valley they still meet?
There is what is supposed to be a true story about the poet Blake and his wife. Someone went to visit them one day. No one answered the door, but he could hear someone in the back yard, so he went there. He found Blake and his wife completely nude. Embarrassed, the visitor started to withdraw apologetically. Blake said, "Oh that's all right. There's no one here but Adam and Eve." Moo
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Septimus
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quote: Originally posted by Hooker's Trick: I believe Ronnie Knox used to bathe regularly in the private swimming pools of his titled patrons, so perhaps all is not lost for Fr Cosmo (tho the thought of Cosmo at Clacton is very intruiging. It sounds like a musical comedy of a certain vintage, does it not: Cosmo at Clacton). Of course, you could make it sound like quite another thing altogether by calling it Cosmo does Clacton. HT Now where the hell did that modest Christian girl get to?
"Cosmo does clacton" caused uproar when it first appeared on a mutoscope at Clacton pier... the Times of the day desrcibed it as "a particularly vile and degfrading penny-in-a-slot whose removal could only serve the public good" Septimus is drinking: Jacksons of Picadilly
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Cosmo
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I think that Cosmo will be able to resist the delights of the good maidens of Clacton and will restrict his custody of the eyes to Ultraspike's Mistress. I have no desire to become the modern-day version of the Rector of Stiffkey (not enjoying the company of lionesses - except, of course, Cosima in a bad mood) nor be the star of a praxinoscopic 'penny dreadful' onanistic spectacle.I hope that Septimus has recovered slightly from his relapse. I suggest he puts his attention towards recalling those happy but seemingly so far-off university days where 'Annie Hall' dressalikes were the stuff of legend let alone the Laura Ashley clad nymphette. They all seem to be in black nowadays anyway. Perhaps they just want to be in control. Cosmo is drinking: Tropicana orange juice mixed with Jacobs Creek Sparkling Chardonnay with a dollop of Cointreau in it. A good bracer to start the day. Cosmo
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Tina
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I'm still puzzling over Cosmo's remark that tights or stockings are never worn with white stilettos. Surely the look lends itself to gorgeous and realistic 'natural tan' hosiery? Of course, there's always ankle socks...
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Cosmo
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I think that ankle bracelets are more likely than ankle socks. 'Tan' hosiery is occasionally seen on the legs of a 'Chigwell Corker' but, as I said before, the look is best enhanced by as many bruises, blemishes and cellulite patterns as possible. In this way there is a fine distinction between the brilliant white of the stiletto and the lividness of the leg marks. That being said the 'Billericay Brunette' may, in order to show the 'Harlow Harlot' who has the most cash and thus classiness, may eschew the white stiletto for the black. This would be worn with, mirabile dictu, black tights (tho' usually stockings), a skirt just above the knees and a Krystal Carrington-style jacket with shoulder pads jutting out some six inches. Hair, of course, is big. This is the usual outfit of the 'Billericay Brunette' as she ventures out of a Friday Evening to the 'Rumours Niteclub and Entertainment Center' in Epping. Cosmo
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Ariel
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Cosmo has clearly made a detailed study of the wildlife of the area. I look forward to his forthcoming book on Birdspotting in Essex.
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Chorister
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thank goodness we have not been forced into ecumenical unity with the christian naturists organisation (see fruitcake archive): otherwise we would all have to go around 'clothed only in righteousness' - fellas as well as girls. Mostly not a pretty sight!
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Amos
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The Wise Virgins of Billericay wear hold-ups; the Foolish Virgins tend towards stockings and suspender-belt.
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Ultraspike
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Did anyone ever really see anything in shiny black patten leather shoes or was that just wishful thinking?
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Septimus
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quote: Originally posted by tomb: Something tells me this thread is going to grow to rival "Gin" someday.BeckyT come back! Tell us what you're wearing today! tomb
The scene: a long sloping beach; in the foreground a group of christian girls crouch solefully (but modestly), a mixture of ra-ra skirts and laura ashley dresses with a smattering of ill-advised swimsuit/high heel combos.. over the nearest dune shambles a perkily striped bathing machine, from within comes the voice of a man confident in his finery. Cosmo (for it is he): Who is Becky T? A girl stands up (wearing a ra-ra and one too many petticoats): I'm Becky T!! There is a pause. Cosmo looks momemtarily elated. Then. Further along the group another girl stands (wearing a slightly longer ra-ra): I'm Becky T!! etc etc etc Septimus is drinking: Bombay S.,L. & T.
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Amos
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I've seen some beautifully turned-out Modest Christian Boys in my time, with shoes polished to a fare-thee-well, but they were all looking for Foolish Virgins.
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Septimus
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quote: Originally posted by The Coot, Sacred and Profane: Septimus, my dear. Your fantasies are far to femmy for my liking. Can't you just, you know, squeeze in a wee bit of butch? I'll take teenage chinese boys dressed in leather if I have to. Is it too much to ask for some girlies snappily dressed in a suit or 2, boots or even a bit of denim? Oh my. Must fly. Off to be a fawning puppy over lunch with such a one dressed in a clerical shirt and collar. Cosmo the Rootmaster is it?
My dear old bird... femme is the new butch, didn't you know? more to the point, since when have be-leathered chinese teens been butch? As far as my fantasies go, I am sorry to admit that they are tiresomely traditional, rarely deserving the phreudian prefix... the thing is when one has led such a debauched and fulfilled youth as as I have, ones fantasies become a place of restful ease rather than rabelasian excitement... Septimus is drinking: Rose's Lime C.
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Ariel
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Can we get back to discussing immodest Christian boys now? I don't feel they have had enough exposure.
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jlg
What is this place? Why am I here?
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quote: Originally posted by Angel of the North: OK. What about men who wear excessively tight trousers, especially with their belly hanging over the waistband, and hair sprouting out of their navel for the world to see. Can we do anything about these? If man is made made in God's image, then I'm seriously worried.
I know I'm a bit late responding to this, but I can't believe no one mentioned that classic "low-slung blue-jeans falling off the fat behind of a guy bending over and displaying a large measure of butt-crack". Perhaps this is only an American male trait? One sees it everywhere, construction workers, guys working on cars in driveways, guys doing yardwork, sometimes even on guys just walking around. And I never realized it before, but never in my life have I seen this happen on a guy with a NICE ass! The memories are making me faint; I had better lie down. And there's no gin in the house!
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Amos
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Modest Christian boys do not display "builders' cleavage". Even the most jaded of Christian girls avert their eyes from it. Return, Cosmo, and give us a rundown of the London guys and dolls.
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Edward Green
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I met a very nice young man the other night, who asked what I did. "Parish Pastoral Assistant" I replied. "Oh," he said "Your not one of those types are you?", "no I replied, more bells and smells .." His frown broadened to smile, maybe even with a wink "Really, I'm rather fond of all that myself" ... Then (alas) his boyfriend came back from the bar (a good friend of mine - the boyfriend, not the bar, well okay both) and gave me that scowl, you know the: "keep your married bi-curious, thurible swinging hands off my man" scowl.The nice young man was wearing tightish jeans, smart shoes and a nice jumper. Next time I see him I will talk to him further about the ordained ministry.
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