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Mrs de Point
Shipmate
# 1430
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Wow a man changing the toilet roll
-------------------- Beware I am not in control of my hormones..... or my mind
Posts: 602 | From: Across the road from Calvin | Registered: Sep 2001
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Laura
General nuisance
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I am another who never thinks about which way the toilet paper roll is mounted. I find that the cat and the toddler have no difficulty in unrolling the whole thing in a twinkling of an eye, no matter which way it goes.
-------------------- Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. - Erich Fromm
Posts: 16883 | From: East Coast, USA | Registered: Apr 2001
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tomb
Shipmate
# 174
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quote: What do fathers of small children do then?
Well I remember the time when the Offspring was eleven months old and we were returning from a winter vacation in Mexico. A blizzard in Denver forced the plane to land in Houston where we waited for the weather to clear. My wife and her parents went to explore the airport, leaving me with the baby. Then the Worst happened to him; everything they tell you about the bad things that can happen to your colon in Mexico came true right there in the departure lounge. We proceeded to the men's room, where I discovered that there were no facilities for changing babies. There weren't even counters around the sinks. I ended up changing him on the floor in front of one of the toilets. I took grim pleasure in the businessmen who would venture into the area of the stalls, take one look at the Disaster, gag, then back out quickly. I'm happy to say that things are better now; most public men's rooms have those baby changing shelves. Not that I ever expect to need one again. If and when the Offspring reproduces himself (please, God, let it be many years hence), this is one grandpa who has no intention of helping with the changing chores. My baby-butt-wiping days are over. tomb [ 14 December 2001: Message edited by: tomb ]
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Amos
Shipmate
# 44
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tomb--your butt-wiping days are over? Oh, say it ain't so.
-------------------- At the end of the day we face our Maker alongside Jesus--ken
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jlg
What is this place? Why am I here?
# 98
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One of my brothers was diabetic; not just the normal results of bad aim, but the urine splashes on the seat dried into a sticky, sugary residue.
Posts: 17391 | From: Just a Town, New Hampshire, USA | Registered: May 2001
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Ultraspike
Incensemeister
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I tried the empty roll over the new roll idea but alas my rolls are too big for it to fit. Do they make decorative holders for just a hand-held setup?
-------------------- A cowgirl's work is never done.
Posts: 2732 | From: NYC | Registered: May 2001
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blackbird
Shipmate
# 1387
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oh coot, we are reaching new lows....(p.s. i just spotted a cat's head silhouetted on the curtain and when i looked outside, it sure enough was Murphy resting in the window box in the sun. home for the holidays!)
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Joan the Outlaw-Dwarf
Ship's curiosity
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Oh blackbird, that's such good news! Give M. a hug from me too...
-------------------- "There is a divine discontent which has always helped to better things."
Posts: 1123 | From: Floating in the blue | Registered: Sep 2001
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Ultraspike
Incensemeister
# 268
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I'm so glad Murphy is back home. Sometimes you have to run away to realize how good your home is.
-------------------- A cowgirl's work is never done.
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blackbird
Shipmate
# 1387
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thanks for being happy for us...M's still not saying a word about where he's been the last month...to keep this on thread, we've set up a litter box and will keep him inside(for now). there have to be loads of litter box stories out there...not least the one's i have about my boston terrier confusing it with his food dish.
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jlg
What is this place? Why am I here?
# 98
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Better they use the bathtub than the bathmat (or the living room rug or your bedspread or the clothes basket...)
Posts: 17391 | From: Just a Town, New Hampshire, USA | Registered: May 2001
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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We're down to our last roll of M and S "festive" loo paper; snowman and polar bear pelting some poor, defenceless penguin with snowballs. Mr M is reserving the football trivia paper (my pressie) for his personal use.
-------------------- "I don't feel like smiling." "You're English dear; fake it!" (Colin Firth "Easy Virtue") Growing Greenpatches
Posts: 4739 | From: The Kitchen | Registered: Oct 2001
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daisymay
St Elmo's Fire
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We've had lots of people in and out (and eating) over Christmas and New Year; inevitably, many have used our loo. Have you noticed how everyone's stink after they've used the loo is distincly different?
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