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Thread: Heaven: Homosexuality
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Nunc Dimittis
Seamstress of Sound
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*brandishes Woods BGF Sword(tm)*SEE HERE YA ALL! I've borrowed this here sword from Wood. And if I don't see the end of those revolting group hugs, disgusting overdone sixties protest songs appropriate only to Flower Children of the most seedy, spaced-out-on-weed types, I'll lop your friggin heads off. THAT CLEAR ALREADY?!!! It's disgusting and gross to see a bunch of otherwise sane adults behaving like four year olds on a mushy-lets-get-married-day. Lily livered po faces! Come on, I dare you! Come get me! Aha! But not before you feel the bight of Wood's Steel!  *red hair flames in all directions and living flames dart out from her very being*
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babybear
Bear faced and cheeky with it
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Originally posted by Nunc_Dimittis:
*brandishes Woods BGF Sword(tm)*SEE HERE YA ALL! I've borrowed this here sword from Wood.
Ah, poor Nunc. You are rather behind the times. Wood had to return his BGF Sword when he resigned from the Heavenly Host. As a 'departure present' the host clubbed together and made him a lovely cardboard copy of his BGF Sword. (I believe that Erin still has the orginal.) But still, if you are happiest when running around with your hair on fire, and weilding cardboard sword, then who am I to stop you. If you haave moment, can you stick your hair in the fireplace and light the fire please. bb
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strathclydezero
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Glad to see Nunc is gathering the props for the show! 
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V V Rozanov
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Quizmaster
Quick quipper
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This seems like a competition to me so why was I not asked to adjudicate?It seems to me that you all have a valid case so what is needed is legal argument based on past precedent, as that is how for many many years the British justice system has worked. It strikes me that this thread can be viewed as a microcosm of life itself. There are many people working so far successfully to keep it heavenly, and if it is to be enjoyed by all safely that is where it must stay. Some who would like to see it go to Hell think that just by being nasty or swearing loudly the whole thing will have to be taken to a place where such things are commonplace. Some think that by using erudite argument the correct platform for such a discussion is Purgatory, the home of cerebral material. Then there are the loonies......... I am willing to pass judgement on you all, thus condemning myself to eternal damnation if you will succinctly apply legal (or ship) precedent in the quest to determine the best resting place for a thread such as this.
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Quizmaster
Quick quipper
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To summarise (and in so doing declare my support for team B) and make it easier on all those who hate reading several pages of garbage, the various teams are:Team A: Heaven - No obvious leader
Team B: Purgatory - Leader Clare
Team C: Hell - Spike and Kieran
Team D: Kerygmania - Sharkshooter and Dyfrig
Team E: The Styx - No support whatsoever
Team F: Urban Myths - Paul W
Team G: Mystery Worshipper - Ham 'n' Eggs
Team H: All Saints - Chapelhead and Strathclydezero
Team O: Archive - Qestia
Team Z: (?) - Firenze
Team with no name: Small Fire - Starbelly Time to take sides, pledge allegiance and risk total annihilation, excommunication, burning fires of hell, damnation, nothingness, emptiness, and death if you pick the wrong team.
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Atticus
Shipmate
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quote from NUNC_DIMWITTIS: quote:
*red hair flames in all directions and living flames dart out from her very being*
I knew it!! Satan is a woman!!! Who would've thought the Prince of Darkness suffered from... ehm... "sword" envy. Needless to say Team C has already won! Since we could not bring the thread to hell, we have brought Hell to the thread! HA! Fools! all is lost!
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strathclydezero
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Quizmaster - fantastic to see you are starting to organise people for the Graham Norton show shipmeet already - couldn't have done it better myself! I'm assuming all those posting here will be present - wouldn't want people pulling out at the last minute! 
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V V Rozanov
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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Interesting Trivia--the term "camp" literally comes from the army camp shows with guys in grass skirts and coconut bras, etc.
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Andrew Knoll
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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A more relevant to-do for this thread would be a scenery-chewing presentation of "The Children's Hour"--just resist the urge to add a happy ending.
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Andrew Knoll
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Chapelhead*
Ship’s Photographer
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Well, cetainly we can arrange a trip to the panto, as well as going to see Graham Norton. Now, if I can have an indication of who is interested we can get this thread over to All Saints and I can start organising.
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Benedikt Gott Geschickt!
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RuthW
liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
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Originally posted by Quizmaster:
Team C: Hell - Spike and Kieran<snip> Time to take sides, pledge allegiance and risk total annihilation, excommunication, burning fires of hell, damnation, nothingness, emptiness, and death if you pick the wrong team.
This is nothing to the fate you will suffer if you DON'T EVEN LIST EVERYONE ON THE ONLY TEAM THAT REALLY MATTERS. Ruth
hellhost and Team C
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Spike
Mostly Harmless
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Yeah? And what makes you think you matter then Ruth?
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Arrietty
Ship's borrower
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Ooooooh!! OOoooooh!!***leaps up and down with glee*** You broke the first commandment!!!!!! Which is: If you deliberately set out to antagonise or offend other shipmates you risk having your membership suspended for a time or cancelled for ever. Now someone's going to bust your dumb-assed dumb ass!!!!!***** *****BTW that's NOT A FRIGGIN' INSULT, it's a reference to Balaam in case you can't recognise a biblical quote when you see one. [Now Team D - at least temporarily]
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i-church
Online Mission and Ministry
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strathclydezero
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Chapelhead - glad to see you've offered to organise the meet, should get things moving along. Now - where's Angel when you need her?
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V V Rozanov
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sharkshooter
Not your average shark
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Spike isn't on Team D, because any Team D member would not be trying to pretend he is anything but a Team D member.Dyfrig, where are you? Feeling all alone on Team D, and think a team of one is not really a team... and, feeling p***ed off that Dyfrig didn't try hard enough... and, absolutely hating group hugs... and, thinking Team C is a better alternative than being a team of one... If they'll have me... And even if they don't want me, I officially declare that I am leaving Team D and joining Team C...
And I don't give a hoot what anyone else thinks.
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RuthW
liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
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Sharkshooter, we might take you on ... if in your next post you can give us one good reason why we should. Or settle the homosexuality debate for once and for all. Either one is fine.
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sharkshooter
Not your average shark
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Originally posted by RuthW:
Sharkshooter, we might take you on ... if in your next post you can give us one good reason why we should. Or settle the homosexuality debate for once and for all. Either one is fine.
I didn't think, in Team C I would have to debate anything, I thought we could just say whatever we wanted. Isn't debating for Team B?  So, then I think I need a good reason why you should take me on your team... Because Team C wants me. Because I am drawn to the company of Team C. Why not? (adapted from the "one good reason thread) So, do I get a membership card?
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Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer. [Psalm 19:14]
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Ariel
Shipmate
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Originally posted by sharkshooter:
Give me a Team C Membership Card!
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I'm obviously going to have to work hard at this, AND I WILL!
There you are, you see, if you were really hellish like the rest of us, you wouldn't have to work at it, it would all come naturally. Besides, it's far more fun to tell you you can't have one, when you so clearly want one, and we don't have them anyway! quote:
Bangs the counter with the other hand and now has trouble typing.
Wimp.
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sharkshooter
Not your average shark
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