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Thread: Heaven: Homosexuality

Siegfried
Ship's ferret
# 29

Posted

How dare any of you make light of such an important issue as homosexuality?! I'm deeply offended and demand this thread be closed!!!!

Btw.. I'm joining team C.

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Siegfried
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Spike

Mostly Harmless
# 36

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Siegfried:
Btw.. I'm joining team C.

Says who? We may not want your sort

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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
# 1012

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Spike:
Says who? We may not want your sort

And who died and gave you the right to decide who's on Hell's team then? You're not even a member. RuthW (A HOST) kicked you out. So push off somewhere else with your recto-cranial inversion assumptions!

Freak!

Viki

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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by sarkycow:
And who died and gave you the right to decide who's on Hell's team then? You're not even a member. RuthW (A HOST) kicked you out.

Now wait a minute. I deposed him. Any more trouble from you and you'll be singing soprano in the Team A choir.

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RuthW

liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
# 13

Posted

Before Team C goes completely to pieces -- oh, sorry, too late ...

Anyway, I think we have a winner here. How any right-thinking person can say this thread still belongs in Heaven is utterly beyond me. Even left-thinking people (woolly liberals that we are -- granola forever!) should be able to recognize the essential Hellishness of this thread.

And while Kieran gave Spike a good push, I administered the coup de grace. And I'd do it again.

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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58

Posted

You're next.

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Scarlet

Mellon Collie
# 1738

Posted

So is this Heaven or is this Hell..?

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Quizmaster

Quick quipper
# 1435

Posted

It is so heavenly to see you Hell Hounds enjoying yourselves so freely.

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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
# 32

Posted

Q: How many militant lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!

[ 31 January 2002: Message edited by: Belisarius ]

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RuthW

liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
# 13

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Kieran:
You're next.

Just try it. I double dog dare ya.

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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58

Posted

Done.

On the other hand, this is just too easy. Any real hell host who claimed to be on Team C would have shifted this thread to Hell ages ago without any of that nonsense about fair play and waiting to see who was going to win, then locked it so nobody else could have the last word. But you didn't, did you.

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Nicolemr
Shipmate
# 28

Posted

oh its so nice to see everyone having such a good time with this thread that i have to give you all a big hug and lots of kisses!

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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
# 32

Posted

From the Springfield Gay Pride Parade--

Marchers: We're here! We're queer! Get used to it!

Lisa Simpson: But we are used to it! You've been having this parade for years!

(Pause)

Marcher: Party Pooper!

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John Donne

Renaissance Man
# 220

Posted

I think this calls for a musical interlude.

[pulls out CDs of kd lang, tracy chapman and michelle shocked]

Oo oo. I'm just soooo 80s. Who shall we have first? What's that? You want the Village People?

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Arrietty

Ship's borrower
# 45

Posted

quote:
Any real hell host who claimed to be on Team C would have shifted this thread to Hell ages ago without any of that nonsense about fair play and waiting to see who was going to win,

Ah but you see, you can take the girl out of Purgatory but you can't take Purgatory out of the girl...........

Discuss, with suitable biblical references.

- Just giving Team D a trial to see how I like it.

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i-church

Online Mission and Ministry

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Quizmaster

Quick quipper
# 1435

Posted

Time for one of those Cross Tics.

How
Often
Men
Only
See
Externally.
X-rays
Uncover
All
Longevous
Internals
Testifying
Youthfulness.

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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
# 1012

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by nicolemrw:
oh its so nice to see everyone having such a good time with this thread that i have to give you all a big hug and lots of kisses!

But that's a hellish thing to do nicole as I saw you barfing on an earlier thread

Ain't it great when even heavenly gestures become hellish?

Viki

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Nicolemr
Shipmate
# 28

Posted

well actually, i'm not totally sure about this, but i do believe that i posted the hugs and kisses here before i posted the barfing in hell.

however, that aside, remember, this is heaven, and therefore, no matter what my condition elsewhere, here i (as well as everyone else) is perfect! which in this case means perfectly sober and not barfing.

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ChastMastr
Shipmate
# 716

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Belisarius:
Lisa Simpson: But we are used to it! You've been having this parade for years!

I have got to see this episode.

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jlg

What is this place?
Why am I here?
# 98

Posted

I nominate Lisa Simpson as an honorary Heaven Host!

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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
# 1012

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by jlg:
I nominate Lisa Simpson as an honorary Heaven Host!

Why, because she's annoying and opinionated? And that would make her fit in as a heavenly host?

Viki

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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
# 32

Posted

South Park's Big Gay Al could be made Honorary OP.

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Unkl Davy
Shipmate
# 2777

Posted

[Post not quite suited to the nature of the thread; moved to new thread.]

[ 16 June 2002, 03:05: Message edited by: Belisarius ]

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ChastMastr
Shipmate
# 716

Posted

Hmm, re the parades above, last week we had ours in DC (it was a lot of fun! Got sunburnt on Sunday at the festival though) and one is in Baltimore this weekend. I hope to make it to the festival tomorrow -- alas, I was sick with a summer cold today.

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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
# 32

Posted

I take it All Saints doesn't have a version of this thread yet.

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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
# 32

Posted

Apologies if the above post sounded curt, but the Heavenly impetus does seem to have run out of steam; serious debate and personal experience (no matter how innocuous) don't really fit here. It's probably best to retire the thread back to its pre-archive status.

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