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Source: (consider it) Thread: Hell: Blast of the Trump Against the Monstrous English Regiment of Evangelical Basher
Hercule
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For a person accustomed to talking about/with Evangelicals and Christians in the US, it's an odd experience reading all the stuff here coming from an assumed English/COE perspective. It all translates pretty well, just slightly out of phase.

And I realize that you're all way more fucked up than we are. I'm a student of early modern English this and that, so I'm often cognizant of the mess of the English church back at its inception. I rarely think about it as it is today at any length except that it's bizarre and clearly going down the crapper. (Which probably means death, rebirth, and survival--such is the nature of most big cultural institutions.)

I also recall finishing my undergrad years and staying in Oxford one summer. Made the mistake of going to some InterVarsity-like event with a Catholic friend. Basically it was a pack of fundamentalists who didn't know shit about their own religious and national past. ALso, they didn't like Catholics. It blew me away. I thought only American Evangelical-Fundamentalists were that stupid. Guess not.

Perhaps the constant bitching about obvious stupidity going down the crapper is rather like a contented turd floating at a distance in the swirl, thinking it's not going to go down, but then...yeah!...it does right at the end with the last gurgle, its trim little tail whisked down the pipe. (An especially common phenomena with English plumbing. Actually flushing twice is the rule, not the exception. Or maybe I just crap bigger 'n you.)

So is there a progressive, prescriptive, less insular faction around these parts?

[ 12. September 2003, 18:58: Message edited by: Erin ]

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sakura
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Yes there is. A large one.

But I don't know if your opening post will bring them out in droves smiling and happy to see you.

Many of them (and I am one) actually quite like, for all its faults, the church you describe as 'bizarre and going down the crapper.'

So welcome - and good luck with that argument about the 'obvious stupidity' of the Anglican church. [Eek!] [Big Grin]

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Hercule
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"Yes there is. A large one."

Someone needs to post a sign. Been wading in the muck for hours. Another good sign at the front would indicate the prevalence of Anglocentric wieners. Or is it "whienghers" over there on the isle of the backwards?

"But I don't know if your opening post will bring them out in droves smiling and happy to see you."

Jeez, a Barney-like welcome. I prefer machine guns blazing. Might be compensation for the time I've wasted if it's wittily rebarbative.

The "obvious stupidity" remark is in my honest opinion the most defensible and least interesting.

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The English word is 'whine' - which the OED informs me is from the Old English 'hwinan'. But I guess the German presence in Wisconsin has corrupted the language from the pristine state we gave it to you. [Flaming]

I'm interested at your comments about a time at Oxford - when I was an undergraduate there some 20 years ago, the OICCU had moved on from knee jerk anti Catholicism, and I have learnt much from that tradition. It was far more negative about liberals, though given the presence of the Martyr's Memorial in Oxford, we do have grounds for a certain anti-Catholicism, at least in its historical behaviour.

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quote:
And I realize that you're all way more fucked up than we are.
Could you define who 'you' and 'we' are in this statement?

Is it a nationalistic statement - in which case, do you mean just the English, or are you extending it to the rest of the British Isles - or are you merely dismissing my church rather than my whole country? [Flaming]

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sakura
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quote:
Originally posted by scyndan heofon-cyning:


The "obvious stupidity" remark is in my honest opinion the most defensible and least interesting.

Care to explain why you hold that opinion?

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Been wading in the muck for hours.
Why did you bother?

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Or is it "whienghers" over there on the isle of the backwards?

Actually, like many other shipmates, I am not from England, I'm from the New World just like you, dear, though a different part of it from you. I don't have the stats on this - a host may - but to the extent that there is a "anglocentric" focus it may be explained by the percentage of shipmates who hail from those parts.

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Wood
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"Isle of the backwards", my arse.

I'm not from England, either. [Roll Eyes]

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Chorister

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Well, Edward was accused of being biased towards Evangelicals after several bad experiences. But you (how do you pronounce that name?) seem to base all your prejudice on one visit to a University CU!

There are far more young people in CUs than any other age group and like all young people (including myself way back in the mists of time!) need to try things out and examine our faith. Later on we might admit we got some things wrong. But you cannot judge the whole of the English Church on one experience at a CU meeting!

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Chorister

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And how come you have an avatar - I thought they were not given out to apprentices until they proved they could be polite! Very 'cyning' indeed........ I see from your profile that you are a provocateur - well you certainly have stirred up a hornet's nest here [Mad] [Flaming]

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Thank you for those lovely toilet metaphors [Snigger]

I'd like to let you know that the Oxford Christian Union (OICCU) is now the enlightened home of warm and loving Christian unity but I did hear the other day that they were thinking of putting on an event about whether Catholics were real Christians. When I turned purple and started foaming at the mouth I think the person who told me this worked out I wouldn't be overly keen on such an idea. [Puke] [At last, a chance to use a vomming smilie!!]

Sadly, in other words, the British quasi-fundamentalists are still going just as strong as in your day.

But at the end of the day, Scyndan, I think I prefer the method of trying to change it from within. We're not all like that - how'd you like it if I assumed you were just like Jerry Falwell or George W just because of the country you hail from?

"So is there a progressive, prescriptive, less insular faction around these parts?"

I'm not sure if you'd want it to be both progressive and prescriptive, but yes, it's here, it just tends to get mixed up in all the other stuff...

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Wood
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scyndan heofon-cyning.

In some ways it's kind of refreshing to see an American giving us British (British - not English, thank you very much. There are other countries in Great Britain apart from England. Or had you not got that far in your 'English History' textbook?) the kind of treatment that Brits give Americans.

Thing is, right, the accusations of stupidity, the claims of political naïveté, the crass generalisations about a nation based on a single experience of the one group which is widely regarded as one of the most conservative and extreme university groups in England...

They're a pile of bollocks.

Now if I were to come in here with one of my first posts, scundyn hfrnoon-cyntly, and display that attitude against *any* national group... they'd leave here with a charred demeanour, a couple extra orifices, and a footprint in their arse.

You appear to think that the Christian church in the UK is composed entirely of either these evo-bashing jerks (did you even read that last thread I started?) or mad "fundies" (God, I hate that word) - yeah, there are some, but so what? It's not like they're the majority or anything).

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So is there a progressive, prescriptive, less insular faction around these parts?

Have you even looked at the main site? Have you absorbed the idea of 'Christian Unrest'? Small Fire? Any of the other columns? The Palestine Monitor?

Do you get sarcasm? (I posted a helpful link to the dictionary definition of the word on my other 'evo-bashing' thread. Since you're obviously of awesome intellignece and discernment, I'll let you find it yourself.)

Pay attention, moron. I may be asking questions later.

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sakura
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Wittily rebarbative enough for you so far, scundyn?

(PS. For 'England' in my last post, read 'Great Britain'. Sorry, Wood. [Embarrassed] )

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cyning - as in King. Heofon as in heaven.

Cunning indeed. You aren't doing your homework today, Chorister.

Moreover, all users can set an avatar through their profile. Only Shipmates can ask for a custom avatar. See the custom avatar link on the front page of the boards.

'frin

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Nightlamp
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Golly gosh, well colour me purple with envy I do so want to join scyndan heofon-cyning's church. I so want to learn how he comes up with such incisive knowledge of the English church after such a brief stay here.

The way you expresses yourself is such an advert for theological depth, your knowledge from your studies shows how much superior you are to us who are part of the English church.

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John Donne

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Well, there's been some nice Hellish style here - I'd give S H-C points because his post made me laugh (then again any mention of floating poo makes me laugh 'cos I'm a simple aussie soul) even though I don't know what he is talking about.

S H-C, is it evos, fundies, evo-bashers, liberals, the world-wide Anglican Communion, the Anglican Church in Britain, Britain, pommies, or what, that you are having a go at?

Beaut little riposte there by Ender's Shadow, and a fairly restrained didactic post by Wood. I thought 'I may be asking questions later' was quite sublime and could have even done without the 'moron' yet retained the same impact as a refined parting smack-down.

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Wood
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quote:
Originally posted by The Coot:
Beaut little riposte there by Ender's Shadow, and a fairly restrained didactic post by Wood. I thought 'I may be asking questions later' was quite sublime and could have even done without the 'moron' yet retained the same impact as a refined parting smack-down.

Thank you, Coot.

So. Any thoughts on points scores?

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David
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Ok.

Which fuckwit forgot to put the ShitMagnet away?

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John Donne

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Well, (Richie Benaud voice), the board is lovely today, and it's lovely to be here and it's lovely to have you in the studio today Mr Wood. S H-C appears to have won the toss-off, and we are on the edges of our seats - as are the viewers at home - to see if he will bat or be battered.
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Wood
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Oh, and a stunning hit from the corner by David there. That has to set up for a goal, that does...

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John Donne

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Oh blast, here's the tea lady, I'll leave you with the beautiful Wendy who'll draw some phallic symbols with the telestrator. I don't think this match will go to penalties, and there is an umpire hovering close by with a black card. In fact, I can sniff a forced follow on and by the time I get back I suspect it will be all over bar the shouting.
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Hey, OICCU's alright. Some of my friends are/have been on the exec. OK, so their relationship with CathSoc might not be particularly touchy-feely but that's to be expected, isn't it? We pray for their ministry and they....well, don't pray for ours but that's fine.

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Wood
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Thank you Coot.

Now it's time for some half-time analysis.

Dyfrig?

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Mmmm? Religious disagreements? Eh? Boys playing theological football in the park, deacons for goalposts? Mm? Marvellous. Oh no! The ball's gone near the road! Screech of breaks - splat! Mummy mummy, that boy did it! Take that you horrid Catholic. Mmmm? Marvellous.

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Erin
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Oh Lord. Like I said, even though per capita the UK seems to contribute more raving loons to these boards than any other area, there's no nut quite like an American nut. What we lack in quantity we more than make up for in quality.

I'm SO proud.

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Wood
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And a midfield punt from Erin there. Great play from all concerned.

She's been on great form this season. Her play's really benefitted from a change of position, I think.

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John Donne

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And I think - yes, let's replay that. If you listen closely the field mike is picking up the Gators play codes. *muffled noises* 'Hut!Hut!Hut!Goteam!Sancti!6!Weenie!6!Monious!6!'
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Wood
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And in the slow-mo replay, you can just see that - yes, look at that - Erin's deft word control, her mastery of tactical capitalisation... and she doesn't even need to use a smiley.

Effortless. You don't see play like that every day.

So, how have they done this season, do you think?

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dyfrig
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Well, Brian, I think they have the chance to go all the way this year - of course, being the only team in The Ship of Fools league means that they go all the way every year, but maybe this time they can avoid coming bottom yet again. I'm sure the fans are getting pretty bored of always finishing mid-table year after year.

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John Donne

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I'm sorry I have to interrupt you now Dyfrig, for a special interview with our Stateside expert:

'Our bigger things are bigger than your bigger things. And our big things from Texas are far bigger than your biggest thing. Because we choose to go to the moon. And the other things'.

(Cue back to commentary room - slightly earlier than anticipated)
Bugger that. I thought we were gunna see the bloody cheerleaders? Oh. What do you mean 'we're on'?

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Wood
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*Ahem*.

Ok. Now our exclusive footage of our interview with Anna Kournikova...

"So, Ms. Kournikova. It's been a disappointing year so far. What went wrong?"

"How dare you ask me that? I'm sorry, I'm not answering that. You can all go-"

OK. Maybe not. Back to our scheduled footage...

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Is the match over yet? I wanna change channels. There must be something on the other side ....

Tubbs

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Sarkycow
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I think that Wood and Dyfrig's little one-two there frightened SH-C off. Shame. No really. Honestly.

Oh alright, it's not a shame at all.

But Wood's right - the change of position for Erin has made all the difference. [Smile] Go Erin [Smile]

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you, know...

i've been thinking of getting an Erin-cut.

Do you think my barber would do that?

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Wood
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Hand of God: Foot of Erin.

Ghost exorcised.

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dyfrig
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quote:
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Do you think my barber would do that?

Does your barber do bright yellow mohicans?

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mousethief

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This is your on-the-sidelines roving reporter with a word or two from the pitch.

There may be no nut like an American nut, but how can you discern which is which if the bollocks are all piled up, as Wood suggests? Some of us Americans think we're not nuts at all, but don't have the balls to say it.

Should we take Scyndan's post as a last will and testicle, or is he/she/it coming back for more?

His post, however, may have to go into some sort of ship's archive for great non-starters. "Dear Anglicans. Why are you so fucked up. Over."

What do they teach them in these schools?

Back to you in the booth, Wood.

Reader Alexis

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quote:
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Some of us Americans think we're not nuts at all, but don't have the balls to say it.

Let's get personal and close, [Big Grin] Are you asking us to believe that you aren't nuts Mouse-boy?

bb

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A Troll! I sawed a Troll! A GREAT BIG TROLL! It went that way!

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Mousethief:
Some of us Americans think we're not nuts at all, but don't have the balls to say it.

Let's get personal and close, [Big Grin] Are you asking us to believe that you aren't nuts Mouse-boy?

bb

Babybear, I'll get personal and close with you any day.

Which answers your other question.

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WEYHEY .... STREAKER!!!!!!

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Dear Mxyzptlk,

The irony that your name quotes Old English while you attack the main church most people here belong to -- in your first post no less -- astounds me.

But mainly I just wanted to call you Mxyzptlk, because I can. [Smile]

David
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Also notes that this seems to be not only a trollish thing but a "let's get the Brits and the US people riled up at each other" thing -- UGH!

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[tomb removes one of his gloves and drags a nail down a piece of slate. At this signal that he is in hosting mode, small children scream and a woman (not Sophie Aubrey) faints]:

Let's let Scyndan digest the riposts and sort out the cricket metaphors for a while, shall we?

Perhaps he will then grace us with a more irenic--not to say ironic--reply.

If he doesn't reply, than he's either more thin-scyndaned than we suspect, which would be a disappointment; or he's a troll, which would be a sin.

tomb confesses to some admiration for the comet-like quality of the initial post; he hopes it will signal a meteoric rise to Shipmate status for Scyndan and not be yet another fizzpot.

If tomb has a quarrel, it is with the boy's name. The "heofon-cyning" seems a trifle over-stated and probably not true. Moreover, it's been a long time since tomb wrapped his lips around Old English umlauts, and he tends to spit when he pronounces them. This is unfortunate and inconvenient because it makes the paint peel off the walls where the drool hits.

Nevertheless, tomb has no plans to remove the dental prostheses that cap his fangs unless it is for the purpose of eating Scyfan heofon-cyning for breakfast and washing down the chunks with gin. He hopes and prays that Scyfan isn't a troll. They taste bad, and the flossing takes forever.

[glove on. hosting mode off]





[corrected spelling of Sophie Aubrey's name; changed a verb to a more apposite selection]

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I didn't see any umlauts?? [Confused]

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It's the "y"s. They're pronounced similarly to a German u-umlaut or a (classical) Latin "y". Damn inconvenient with fangs as long as mine.
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Dear Mr Whateveryournameis,

I found your OP a little hard to understand, for various reasons (including what I consider to be a over-enthuastic use of toliet metaphors) but I understand that it would be fair to say that you are slagging off the church in the UK.

Now, being a member of said church, I would agree with you that there is a lot wrong with it. However, there is also a lot right with it, and at the end of the day the Church (of which your target is a part) is the Bride of Christ. This does not mean that she cannot be called to account, but it does mean that you are in effect calling the Bride of Christ a minger. Which in my opinion is not a terribly good thing to do.

And how you can categorically say the church here in the UK is worse than anywhere else is beyond me.

However, your OP has had the effect of causing some very entertaining replies, not least a post from Mr Tomb our Friendly HellHost(always worth a read, so I am very grateful to you for that.

Yours in Christ

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Thanks, Tomb! Golly, I learned something new today! A red-letter day!

Saaaaay. I wonder if this Aulde Englysshe troll isn't related to Madamoiselle Dree-Saint? They both self-report as being holier than me, and turned up at roughly the same time. Hmmmm.

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Sorry to double post (actually I'm not but it's customary to say that), but I want to commend Boot for the phrase

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a[n] over-enthuastic use of toliet metaphors


This should win some sort of prize for circumlocutions.

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It's the "y"s. They're pronounced similarly to a German u-umlaut or a (classical) Latin "y". Damn inconvenient with fangs as long as mine.
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quote:
Originally posted by tomb:
It's the "y"s. They're pronounced similarly to a German u-umlaut or a (classical) Latin "y". Damn inconvenient with fangs as long as mine.

Hang on. When has classical Latin ever had a 'y' in it?

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