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Source: (consider it) Thread: Hell: Oh, I get it now
Chorister

Completely Frocked
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yet another wise comment from Profaffle Yoress:

doncha just 'love' those learned types.

jcwslncsoejfsf f;lsfkj 'pwoejr opiuf lskjf #

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Chorister

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hey, only 10 posts to go..... I might just make it in time before the hell flames get me.

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Laura
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I'm sorry I missed joining this critical debate earlier. I can't believe, Dyfrig, that you couldn't be arsed to invite someone a bit brighter than your pathetic self to participate.

Origenist swine. (Don't bother to deny it. I saw your "Allegories Rule" T-shirt and trading card collection)

Laura

[ 30 May 2002: Message edited by: Laura ]

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Beenster
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I refuse to comment further on this matter and am not reading this thread any more furthermore will not be posting on this thread.

ever EVER again


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Callan
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I see our musical colleague thinks she can mix it with the big boys.

How deluded can you get!

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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
I have a list of shipmates I don't like. We could start with that.

So have I. Trouble is, you're on it.

And as for the loser who thinks s/he can say what they want because they slept with the dead horse....All I can say is that they're a stupid prick.

Viki

PS Cheers guys for livening up my day and giving me a good laugh

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Laura
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Ha!

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dyfrig
Blue Scarfed Menace
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quote:
Originally posted by Laura:

Origenist swine.


I hardly think someone with a background in schismatic Quakerism is in a position to throw allegations of following heresiarchs.

Anyway, "Origen" is an anagram of "ignore", which is what I shall be doing to this thread from now on.

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Nunc Dimittis
Seamstress of Sound
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Ha ha!
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gbuchanan
Shipmate
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Cannibalism isn't generally allowed, but perhaps in Hell it may be permissable.

I note, BTW, that a celebrity guest has joined us.

Father Jack seems very unconcerned with food, but drink supplies are getting low.

A separate barbeque is being set up for the vegetarians - veggies who want to barbeque shipmates may decide for themselves whether to use the carnivorous barbie, or to establish a third one specifically for the job.

In celebration of the quality of this thread, and the posting of some shipmates, a lorryload of tripe has arrived, which is just offal.

The bread on offer is rumored to have similar bread-like qualities to that stuff they use at communion.

I trust that this fine fare will sate the appetites of the inhabitants of Hell.


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Siegfried
Ship's ferret
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Easy for you to say!!

All Saints--is that your target? 'cause if so , you just ain't got the looks for it girlfriend! *snap*

Sieg


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Nightlamp
Shipmate
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Popcorn anyone?

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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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Oooh, slapping like a girl now are we? So you can't even think of a put down line, instead you resort to pathetic would-be violence? Well that's just typical of you.

Viki

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gbuchanan
Shipmate
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Popcorn sounds good - which if any flavour(s)?
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chalky

Shipmate
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*sigh*. I'm so tired of this. I have listened to you sound off about this more times than i care to mention.

When you finally get around to reading the freakin' guidelines, you might just get it into your puerile little mind WHAT THE HELL IT IS I AM TRYING TO SAY HERE.

And no, I'm not entering into a debate with you until you LISTEN TO REASON. I don't even know why I bother. In fact, I'm not going to any more.


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chalky

Shipmate
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Fine. If you can't even be bothered to respond. That just about sums it up.

And yeah, I know I said I was going away. But I'm still gonna hang around being rude and obnoxious. Deal with it.


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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
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No. You listen.

You haven't listened to a point anyone has made here, and besides, I've been emailed by thirty-seven people who do not wish to be named who are all disaffected and who utterly support me in this.

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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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Read the 10C's as well jerk-off.

And don't think I'm agreeing with you chalky. I'm not.

Viki

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Xavierite
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That would be a LOT easier to believe if you had a basic grasp of grammar and spelling.
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Stoo

Mighty Pirate
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quote:
Originally posted by sarkycow:
And don't think I'm agreeing with you chalky. I'm not.

Indeed. Perish the thought of you actually agreeing with anyone.

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Laura
General nuisance
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Dyfrig,

quote:
Originally posted by Dyfrig:

I hardly think someone with a background in schismatic Quakerism is in a position to throw allegations of following heresiarchs.

Liar. I have returned to the Anglican fold. They gave me back my staff and magic stones. I shall smite you with them.

quote:
Anyway, "Origen" is an anagram of "ignore", which is what I shall be doing to this thread from now on.

That is a heretical anagram. The true anagram of "Origen" is "Norgie", or what happens when Swen and Ole and Lena and Haakon get it on. Origen would have said they'd all be saved anyway. But you don't know that because you

don't get it.

Pathetic loser.

Laura

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chalky

Shipmate
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Yep. That's exactly what I'm talking about. It's the same freakin story over again. Some of us have been here for years dealing with little runts like you - I myself have been around so long, i was around before ships were EVEN INVENTED so don't think I don't know what you are trying to do.
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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
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Is this how the Ship could be?

This neither nurturing, nor is it warm and fuzzy.

And THIS IS SO WRONG. All of you, I know that inside you're warm, caring people and that this Ship thing is twisting you and making you all cold and spiky.

So I'm leaving.

Forever.

Goodbye.

This is mya last post ever.

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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
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And another thing.

I hate you all.

But I don't hate you, I hate what you've all become.

So I hate you.

But I don't.

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chukovsky

Ship's toddler
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Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries.

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chalky

Shipmate
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quote:
So I hate you. But I don't.

yeah, well, as if we give a shit.


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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
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Go on then, be sad and quote Python, I dare you.

Do it, and I will taunt you a second time.

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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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Well that's ok because I hate you and what you've become.

Leave then, that's fine by me. Just don't think I'll let you clamber aboard again. I've done that far too many times, and we are all sick to death of you apologising and then being exactly the same when you're allowed to return. So there.

Viki

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Beenster
Shipmate
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I have said that I won't post again on the subject and i just want to reiterate that point.

i am not reading this thread and am not posting any more on it.


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Laura
General nuisance
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quote:
Originally posted by Wood:
And another thing. ....


But I don't.


You have hurt several of my feelings. It is my civil, human, and moral right not to have even one of my feelings hurt. I hate you. I care not how much I hurt your feelings. It is my civil right also to use free speech to offend you freely. If you complain, I will assault you for getting upset like a big girl's blousie.

Oh, and to those peddling popcorn, stoppit. This hurts my feelings, too.

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Xavierite
Shipmate
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Spoken like a true National Socialist... bastard.
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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Well go away then. It's not as if we enjoy reading your posts anyway. In fact I know that the hosts hate having to read your incomprehensible drivel.

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Xavierite
Shipmate
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Like the Hosts would know anything anyway. I have three hundred and seventy-eight years of expertise in this, and can see immediately that the Hosts have made thousands of errors. If any of them had just the slightest clue of all the things I know, they'd be rectifying all their cock-ups.

None of which I plan to correct, incidentally. At least, not until I've made such a song and dance of it that everyone hates me.

So HA.


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starbelly
but you can call me Neil
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If ya all carry on in this manner you will get the ship boards shut down, In fact I would not be suprised if they do get shut down, this weekend even!

Be warned!

Neil


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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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Just cos you're a host in heaven doesn't mean we should listen to you. I know that the hosts and admins have to be polite to us, no matter what we say. Otherwise we can shout at them for being immature hypocrites.

So yeah, I've forgotten my point, but you're an immature hypocrite.

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chukovsky

Ship's toddler
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I'll have you know I have friends in high places. Very high.

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Stoo

Mighty Pirate
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quote:
Originally posted by chukovsky [a delicate shade of mud]:
I'll have you know I have friends in high places...

You have friends?

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tomb
Shipmate
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tomb crawls out from under his rock and surveys the mis en scene. He so approves of children playing nicely together.

tomb


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Stoo

Mighty Pirate
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Dearest tomb,

I think you'll find it's spelt 'mise en scène'

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Xavierite
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Yeah, and I think you'll find nobody cares whether you approve or not, you egomaniacal bore.
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Nicolemr
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children, children!

can't we all just get along?

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tomb
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Just because you have one of those effeminate European keyboards and can add "e's" to silly words means nothing to me.

Don't mess with me, monkey boy, or I'll grind you up.

tp,b


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Ariel
Shipmate
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Having read this thread, I just want to say that I think you're all a bunch of complete, immature, self-important tossers who have about as much charm, sensitivity, tact, and consideration for others as your average Orc. If I was an admin you would all have been thrown overboard half a dozen times already and not one of you would have been readmitted, which would enable me to run the boards to my complete satisfaction.

This does not apply to Dyfrig, who I have decided I like solely on the grounds that he is Welsh, in order to stir up some racial divisiveness. Welsh people are good. They can stay. The rest of you should damn well grow up, get a life, get your hair cut and get a proper job. Have a nice day.


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Stoo

Mighty Pirate
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"your average Orc"???

Must we descend into the sad realm of fantasy now?

Good God, we'll have the trekkies out soon.

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Laura
General nuisance
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
This does not apply to Dyfrig, who I have decided I like solely on the grounds that he is Welsh, in order to stir up some racial divisiveness. Welsh people are good. They can stay. The rest of you should damn well grow up, get a life, get your hair cut and get a proper job. Have a nice day.

You have to like me then, too, because I am handicapped and pitiful and add to diversity in this way. And I just got a haircut. In fact, everyone has to like me, because it would be unChristian for everyone not to.

Double ha!

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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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Like you would ever be trusted with the powers of an admin. You're opinion of yourself is so-overrated. Just get over yourself jerk face.

And if you can say what you damm well please, then so can tomb. So shut it, you tart.

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Jean Michel
Francophile
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quote:
Originally posted by tomb:
Just because you have one of those effeminate European keyboards and can add "e's" to silly words means nothing to me.


tp,b


Just because tombe is a feminine noun, that doesn't mean that my keyboard is effeminate. I still harbour suspicions that you are a secret romantic. Besides, Europe was here before you were born, so we don't have to play baseball. Perhaps you should learn how to play cricket, then emigrate to France to teach them all you know about our national sport.

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Ariel
Shipmate
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Laura, stop going for the emotional blackmail and sympathy vote. That cuts no ice with me. Underneath my frosty exterior, I really do have a heart of stone.

Viki: you are at the top of my barbeque list, and will shortly be sliced into small pieces and fed slowly to the piranhas that infest the waters around this ship. Don't take it personally.

Jean Michel has a gay keyboard?? How politically correct can you get!


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Clyde
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Excuse me. But I wonder whether someone would
kindly tell the rest of us (who are not obviously in the know) what has caused all this aggrevation.

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Spike

Mostly Harmless
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quote:
Originally posted by Clyde:
Excuse me. But I wonder whether someone would
kindly tell the rest of us (who are not obviously in the know) what has caused all this aggrevation.


JUST READ THE BLODDY THREAD WILL YOU? Sheesh, I can't believe some people can be so stoopid.

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