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Clyde
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Thanks Spike Most helpful.
Regards
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Belisarius
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Oh, they're all busy coming in their pants thinking they're so clever. It would nice if any one of them posted something REMOTELY interesting, but you can't have everything.
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Siegfried
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Kiss? How dare you make sexual advances at me! This is just harassment, pure and simple! I demand you apologize for everything you've ever posted, are about to post, or never even thought to post!
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Life is just a bowl of cherries!
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ChastMastr
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quote:
Originally posted by Stoo:
Good God, we'll have the trekkies out soon.
[DISCLAIMER]
Just to be on the safe side...
I'm going on the assumption that this thread is for silly insults, with no genuine harm intended.
I suppose it's ironic that the guy whose favourite pastimes often involve the deliberate infliction of pain (drawing the line at genuine damage or blood) is trying to be as careful as he is. Then again, maybe not. David
safe, sane and consensual orthodox guy
[/DISCLAIMER] Where were we? Ah, Trekkies. "Qu'vatlh guy'cha b'aka!" David
non-Trekkie/Trekker/whatsis orthodox guy who really hopes he doesn't regret this, but golly gee whillickers, there is no Resources for Hell, there is only Zuul, so he might as well pepper his posts everywhere else with his magic links'o'doom, or something, as his sigs get longer and longer, bigger and uncut, oh baby, no wait, that was ripped off from South Park, can't use it, somebody stop me, no that's from the Mask, oops, bleah, blark, fnord, Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhlan, etc.
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Belisarius
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That post was SO predictable. It's just sad, really.
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Nicolemr
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how dare you suggest that i would be remotly even interested in harrassing you, you, you, you.... ferret, you!!!!
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Belisarius
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So I cross-posted! Clean the drool off your pocket protector and deal!
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ChastMastr
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Originally posted by nicolemrw:
how dare you suggest that i would be remotly even interested in harrassing you, you, you, you.... ferret, you!!!!
But I would be, Sieg!  Ahem! But I think you're taken anyway... Where is St. Sebastian, anyway, with that adorable little goatee of his? Oh, right, insults. Hmm. Not very good at this. If I hit on the straight male Shipmates it might creep them out just a tad. That would not be cricket, flatulent or otherwise. Scarily, I've seen websites devoted to flatulence as a fetish, but perhaps that's just a tad too much information. I'll stop now.
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Belisarius
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As for you, Neil--I could Meow-Ffft right back at you, but I just won't for reasons you couldn't possibly understand.
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Xavierite
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And the trouble with you, Nicole, is that you never know when to just SHUT UP.
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Belisarius
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Oh, and people who pride themselves on their catfighting skills have WAY too much time on their hands.
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Nicolemr
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oh yeah? well why don't you just shove it where the sun don't shine?
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Xavierite
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Oh, what's this, then? Two little ladies trying to take on a man?How S-C-A-R-Y. Listen, when you've got the chromosomes which give you the tiniest chance of winning a contest with me in either brains or brawn, we'll talk again. Until then, I can only suggest that those of the inferior sex contemplate the immortal words of Saint Paul: "I do not permit a woman to teach
or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."
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blackbird
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why not? they might be amused watching fx twitch as he dangles from the mizzenmast.
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Nicolemr
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ya' know something, fx... all you men suffer from testosterone poisoning. makes you all unstable and irritable.
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ChastMastr
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It may not Be Fair of me to post here. I can take FX's sig more literally...--------------
"I am proud of being fettered ... and enslaved ..."
-- G.K. Chesterton  I mean, how do you insult a guy who's into that sort of thing? "You -- you top, you!" "Oh, you cad! How could you? *sob!*" Just doesn't work. David
painting great big targets on himself (And vaguely annoyed no one got his admittedly disgusting "scat" joke)
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Xavierite
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That link doesn't work, you cad! I got: quote:
We at Showtime Online express our apologies; however, these pages are intended for access only from within the United States.
What kind of xenophobic, Americanocentric, patriotic-crypto-fascist crap are you trying to pull here, exactly? (And btw, "get down to it" can be valid innuendo. A more general reference to sexual congress - unlike the rather specific "going down on" which you proposed as a correction. So there.)
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ChastMastr
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Whoa, that's irritating, and wholly unexpected. I didn't realise that Showtime blocked -- or even that it could block -- other countries from seeing parts of its site.Hmmm. Fortunately, I used my magic link-finding abilities to find a UK site which has it for you. The one with that quote is Episode 9, by the way, "Wedding Bell Blues." One of the best ones. Yes, Bi-Polar Bear is one of my favourites... More info can be found at Cyber Cinema. "Queer Duck! He's intellectual! Queer Duck! He's homosexual". Complete with catchy Top Cat style theme tune, the web's molliest mallard is back onscreen, debating with animal chums Openly Gaytor and Bi-Polar Bear whether he should come out to his parents. Nobody could ever take our hero for straight, so it all turns into a swishy funfest, with even closeted Oscar Wildecat considering his options : "If I came out, it would kill mother... I'll do it tonight". Spoilsports at Showtime.com will only allow US web users to access the rest of the series, so Cybercinema has helpfully dug up the following link from those nice people at Gay TV, for anyone who's keen for seconds. Bon appetit. David
orthodox guy who forgot to include an insult this time, which is the greatest insult of all he guesses
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Beenster
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I have nothing further to say. I won't be reading this thread any more and will not be posting again on the subject.
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Beenster
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I really can't think of anything constructive to say on this subject so won't say anything and I won't be reading any more posts nor will i post further.
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tomb
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It's obviously all a conspiracy. There are too many secrets around here.
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