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dyfrig
Blue Scarfed Menace
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Oh, for God's sake, quit this toadying. If I wanted to see this sort of thing I'd go to some third world dictatorship where they're constantly licking the leader's arse.
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Atticus
Shipmate
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not to mention your deviant preoccupation with asses and what kind of gear you might like to see them in.
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Xavierite
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Oh, so Mr Atticus is playing the psychoanalyst, is he? Well, let's see who the real sexual freak around here is...ATTICUS = anagram of TIT SUCA Which clearly means "tit sucker". Now I wonder why you chose that name, eh? Might it just be that the real repressed weirdo round here is you? Might it be that you are the one who ogles old ladies on buses, and gets aroused watching Countdown? Pervert! I rest my case.
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Atticus
Shipmate
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Looks like SOMEONE is immune to IRONY! Like I said, I have a life, so I don't spend my time playing sophomoric word-games with my tits or anyone elses. I can see by how quickly you responded that you obviously spend all your time with your hand in your pants waiting for the angry retorts you so desperatly troll for. Well I won't fall into your trap mister, go ahead and rant and complain: your angry posts just make you look childish and me look extremely intelligent. and handsome. and they make my butt look good.
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chukovsky
Ship's toddler
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Of course, if people actually KNEW something about their Bible then this kind of stupid argument would never happen.
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Atticus
Shipmate
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Why of all the hormonally influenced, totalitarian decisions made on this poor old vessel this is by far the most outrageous! It is exactly the type of pathetic power-trips I've come to expect from the "authorities" onboard. That's it! As of today at 5 est I'm leaving. I shall return in August to see if this place has finally overthrown its moody leaders and established itself as exactly the type of egalitarian society Marx would have wanted for an online discussion forum.
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This time it's for real, I'm really gone until August. For real. Gone. Bye.
"My life would be a lot simpler if I were gay."
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Atticus
Shipmate
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I said big witch hunt, NOT big bitch hunt. and I was talking about the way everyone is so obviously gangin up on me. Please, do us all a favor and brush up on grammar before you attempt to interpret the messages of your betters.
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Lev
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Arietty:
Right, so you're looking for a big witch with massive bazookas presumably.Sexist Pagan.
Oh I get it now, you're doing the whole politically correct thing again aren't you! Well let me just remind your ultra-feminine ass that burning bras and man hating was sooo 1980's!! Come back to 00's where we burn the lesbians insted. Yours homophobically, ...Lev
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Stoo
Mighty Pirate
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they aren't
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Amos
Shipmate
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Arietty--I cannot say how heavy my heart was in reading your post. I thought better of you. After all your years toiling away within ear-shot of the young and the restless! Your feeble attempt at slanging droops and pales beside the coffee-time chat of any WI in my town. You should be ashamed of yourself. Try again when you've rested and had another sherry. As for hacking! For fuck's sake! The hacking generations passed you right by. Yours prayerfully, Amos 
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Amos
Shipmate
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All three of them in your case, dearie.
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ChastMastr
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Francis Xavier:
That may well be true, but I can't think of any (purportedly) amusing anagrams of your name 
Oh, I can. For example, those with an excessive interest in a certain part of my rear anatomy would be CHASM TARTS, or I could lack CHAT SMARTS, or people who want to compare willy lengths would keep MAST CHARTS (... this is one reason I am avoiding AOL and Yahoo as a place to meet people; "how big is your penis?" is a question I am really tired of being asked. Clue, people: I DON'T PLAN ON PUTTING IT IN YOU, NOW OR IN THE FUTURE. IT'S IN MY PROFILE. But I digress...)However, the one no-one has thought of, ironically, is that someone could tell me where I can CRAM my ASSHAT 
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ChastMastr
Shipmate
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Originally posted by Amos:
Ugh. Do it yourself, mate.
I cannot, for I must...FEED A GHOSTLY TUMOUR. But I can still insult people with your own words. Just, you know, rearranged. THOU GOUTY FEDERALISM! Oh, a cute bear with a HOT TUM -- ORGY? FEUDALISE! Perhaps that cute bear could be HOGTIED -- what a SEAMY FUR LOUT! Perhaps he could also be quite pious as well as furry, cute and gay, and be a GODLY FAERIE, letting out a Charismatic TUM SHOUT! UROLOGY HUT? DEFEATISM! (... even I don't get this one, nor am I sure I want to. Perhaps it has to do with watersports...) I'll stop now. And all of these are from your original text, UGH, DO IT YOURSELF, MATE.
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ChastMastr
Shipmate
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*tsk* Tacky, tacky, tacky! Girlfriend... this is how it's done... quote:
Give 'em hell, give 'em hate
You're gonna be back, I can't wait
Come on in, take a limb
Until everyone's pushing up daisies You're a brute, you're a hoot
Gonna crush the whole world 'neath your boot
Killing teens, hear them scream
Until everyone's pushing up daisies ... I can hear you answering all of my questions
I can feel you rummaging through my intestines Throwing up! Getting sick!
Brah, I gotta get outa here quick
You're the cream! You're the top!
Rage on, dude! Never stop!
That short sharp shock they talk about is due
Jason, Everyone's pushing up daisies and daffodils
Everyone's gonna get gooshed 'til you get your fill ... Black eyes and bright bloody noses for me and for you!!!!
From, naturellement, Jason! The Musical
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Amos
Shipmate
# 44
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Now, now, now. Just drink your drink and I'll ask someone to tuck the blanket around your knees. And I'll wipe that bit of foam from your chin. There. You can do a better impression of Iris than that.
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touche`. I still think you're all in this against me. But be sure to watch your backs, after all...
