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Thread: AS: The adventures of Sven the Moose
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George in Montreal
Apprentice
# 153
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Sven is alive and well in Saint Lambert, Quebec and happy to be out of his shipping box! He is alread hard at work learning the words to O Canada in both official languages.And babybear, I sadly cannot claim that my town of residence was named after me in thanksgiving for my presence, moral rectitude (hah!) or sober good living. While Saint Lambert, or so I have been told, was an obscure Bishop from Belgium who was martyred for some reason in the early middle ages, the town is really named in honour of Lambert Close, an early adventurer in French Quebec who ended up owning a huge chunk of land hereabout. Stay tuned for Sven's Canadian exploits! George in Montreal (well, really in suburban Saint Lambert
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kirsten
Shipmate
# 26
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George will be mailing Sven to me tomorrow, so I should get him next week! Wahoooo! My new copy of "Martha Stewart's Guide to Entertaining Moose, Bovines, and Elk" just arrived, so I am busily experimenting with new recipes such as Chocolate Mousse for Moose, which not only includes chocolate, but nice quantities cud and moss and bits of raw salmon for that oh-so-important protein and dietary fiber.
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RuthW
liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
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And I'm next after kirsten, right? Or am I confused?
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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
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Yup. followed by JB, and then Siegfried.
-------------------- Narcissism.
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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
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In fact, this seems to be a good point to remind us how the remainder of Sven's tour will go: Kirsten (California) RuthW (California) Rachel Lam (Minnesota) Tomb (Colorado) nicolemrw (NY) And at some point will cross the ocean to: Brickbat (Plymouth) Starbelly and Amanda (Exeter) Sean and Bronwyn (Exeter) Wibblethorpe (Eastbourne) Beethoven (Abingdon, Oxfordshire) Maddie (Basildon, Essex) Clare (Sheffield) Lev (Manchester) Oodzook (Crewe) Angel (Newcastle?) Chris ‘Teaboy’ Taylor (Batley, West Yorkshire) Pam Smith (Coventry) 'Frin (in marital bliss, presumably ) Carys (Dudley?) Babybear (Denbigh, and not Tenby as you may otherwise have thought ) Rosemary (Cardiff) And then to meet the Swansea massive: Chalky nessa The Hapless Boy Rhys Wood and Tracy Nicole, this may mean that you'll have to stump up for airmail. We can reimburse you if you like. I haven't missed anyone, have I? If you want to be included, you know what to do.
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Siegfried
Ship's ferret
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Uh.. yeah.. you left me off this list.. and it looks like JB as well.
-------------------- Siegfried Life is just a bowl of cherries!
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tomb
Shipmate
# 174
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Yeah, I know. I was too busy setting Wood on fire in hell (has a nice ring to it, that: "Wood on fire") to worry about his familiar. But I sent him (Wood, not Sven) an e-mail, and I'm on the list. I'm even gonna get Sven a Colorado Mountain Club pin, and if I can finesse it, an honorary membership in the CMC. It will be the first time a non-human species has been so honored, though the way some of those guys have hair growing out of their ears, that may be debatable. Relatives of Dr. Zairus, no doubt.When Sven arrives is up in the air, but I hope it will be at least by the end of September, and perhaps we can have a shipmeet up at the cabin when the aspen are turning. We can announce the transference of St. Simeon's feast day to whatever day is convenient, eat beans, and generally cavort in an appropriate SoF fashion. Shoot, I go to a parish so low it even anticipates major feasts and celebrates them on Sunday, which sorely travails my little anglo-catholic soul; so a transferred feast will be a model of propriety. When the date gets closer, I'll announce it on the board and let you know so you can call shipmates. We'll have a grand old time. tomb
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Siegfried
Ship's ferret
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Hmm... looking at my calendar, it appears that I'll be hosting Sven over the weekend of August 24th. Lucky Sven! He'll get to come camping up in the redwoods with me!!
-------------------- Siegfried Life is just a bowl of cherries!
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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
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That all depends on whehter Kirsten has received him or not...
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marmot
Mountain mammal
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Where's sven and what's he doing?
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kirsten
Shipmate
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I checked yesterday, and so far he hasn't arrived from Canada. So, he is somewhere between Montreal and the Central Coast of California, so that pinpoints our search quite a bit, should we need to send a rescue party.
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kirsten
Shipmate
# 26
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Wooooooooohooooooo! Sven has arrived at the Left Coast! Waxing down the mooseboard, rubbing in some Bronze Antler-Hunk moose suntan oil, and getting ready to rock and roll in the Pacific Ocean!!!
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Siegfried
Ship's ferret
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So, is he hopping over the Santa Cruz mountains to San Jose next, or zipping down to LA and then back up to the bay?
-------------------- Siegfried Life is just a bowl of cherries!
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kirsten
Shipmate
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I don't know! I thought I was supposed to send him to Ruth, but the list that was posted earlier is missing your name. ??? So, if Wood will let me know by the 20th, I'll mail him next Monday. (Sieg, if you are next, we could probably do a live hand-off, a passing o' the moose, since I'll be in SJ next week)
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RuthW
liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
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Makes no difference to me ... and if you do a live hand-off, can you get someone to take a picture?
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kirsten
Shipmate
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It must be done! We could start a mythic tradition, "The Tossin' o' de Moose." "Aye, lassie, I was there at the Tossin' in Ot One... a fine, sunny day, we tossed the moose over...er...a Gigantic, horrifying reproduction of Quetzalcoatl, then drank our mead and had lunch at (???) ...(isn't there an Italian place right there? where the St. Claire Hilton is????--anyway, screwing up the mythic thing---And then we proceeded to down mountains of pasta and get Sven drunk on Merlot."
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kirsten
Shipmate
# 26
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Well, he thought quite highly of our double mocha latte this morning. He gave a consescending snort to the people ahead of us in line who ordered decaf lattes with soy milk, so I am suspecting that he is a bit of a traditionalist.
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RuthW
liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
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Angel, I'll admit that most tea in the US is made all wrong. But the coffeehouses generally know how to make coffee, at least in my neck of the woods. The ones that serve substandard coffee are usually buying icky beans, not brewing it wrong.
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kirsten
Shipmate
# 26
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I don't think the Jamba Juice folks will have any problem with Sven's special dietary needs...what's the difference between adding wheatgrass juice or pulverized alfalfa sprouts and cud? We might have to pay extra for a salt lick, though.
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tomb
Shipmate
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Careful with the alfalfa sprouts, Kirsten. Sven might eat too many and founder and end up mincing on sore hooves. It could be taken wrong. Lev would enjoy that, I daresay.
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