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KenWritez
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Kenwritez wraps the stopped bunnies in strips of smoked bacon and sprigs of rosemary, salts and pappers them, spritzes them with 4 T of lemon juice, then pops them into the greased, doughed pie plates at 375 degrees F for 40 minutes.
DING! <oven bell rings rings>
The wonderful smell of baked hasenpfeffer with rosemary and bacon spreads thoughout the room. Even Kelly's nose twitches and she licks her lips in desire for a taste.
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My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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kingsfold
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...raabbiiitt
Rabbit.. killer rabbit?
Oh, my God, what have I done?
<overcome by remorse>
Was it me who set the killer bunny on Icarus Coot?
Find me a priest someone! I need to confess.
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I came to Jesus and I found in him my star, my sun.
And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done
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Rowen
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The Rev. Rowen comes in and asks, in a caring and compassionate manner, "Will I do? I am not a priest- and am a woman.... On the other hand, you need not call me Father.... And you might prefer the informality of us non- Father types... So call me Pastor, or Reverend or Hey You...Tell me your worries, my son...."
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"May I live this day… compassionate of heart" (John O’Donoghue)...
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
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Kingsfold: I fear I have done a terrible thing, to one of God's elect...
Rowen: What, a priest?
Kingsfold: No, even worse - a Host! In fact a Heavenly Host no less! How can I live with myself?
Rowen: The short answer is you can't. But I'll see what I can do.
<cut to hunky guy sat at table>
MrT (ChrisT): You ain't getting me on no plane, fool. Or no helicopter neither. But I will drink this tasty milk *glug glug glug* uh-oh...
Phoenix (as Face): Hehehe, one problem out of the way. Now where's that Kelly got to?
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Rowen
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The Rev Rowen, in her caring compassionate way, coms back to kingsfold.
"Sorry mate, can't mend what is broken now. Sorry. I'll give you my letter opener if you want an honourable but weird and painful way out...."
Sound of sad and sorrowful but weird music in background.
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"May I live this day… compassionate of heart" (John O’Donoghue)...
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kingsfold
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kingsfold: Woman, man, Rev, Pastor, Father, Sir - I don't care, as long as you can absolve me!
<brain finally catches up with ears>
What do you mean I can't mend what is broken? That you'll lend me a letter opener? Icky's not dead you know! I just made a mistake. Have pity on me! Miserere mei Deus, secundum magnam misericordiam tuam and all that!
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I came to Jesus and I found in him my star, my sun.
And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done
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Rowen
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Rev: "I don't speak Latin, for I am a liberal Protestant..."
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Rowen
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And so the Rev walks out of kingsfold's life forever....accompanied by sad music...
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"May I live this day… compassionate of heart" (John O’Donoghue)...
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kingsfold
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Liberal Protestant's fine by me...I can translate.
"Have mercy upon me, O God, according to thy great goodness..."
What do you mean you're going? I mean, what sort of an example is that for a Reverend to set? What happened to love, to forgiveness, to...
<sees that Rev Rowen has truly departed and sinks sorrowfully to the floor, sobbing heart-rendingly in the corner. Unbidden the words of the Psalmist come to mind "Thy rebuke hath broken my heart, I am full of heaviness. I looked for some to have pity on me, but there was no man, neither found I any to comfort me.."
kingsfold's hand brushes against Rowen's letter opener, and picks it up. Still sobbing, kingsfold turns the knife over and over, meditatively>
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I came to Jesus and I found in him my star, my sun.
And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done
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Nunc Dimittis
Seamstress of Sound
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[Ms Dimittis and Bp Rascal come running.]
ND: Hey, I've brought you a priest - nay, a bishop even. A MALE bishop...
[Bp Rascal comes in behind her wearing full regalia.]
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Tubbs
Miss Congeniality
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Mrs Tubbs follows with thermos containing hot sweet tea ...
Tubbs
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kingsfold
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<perks up rather>
Did someone say tea? Yes please.
<slurps noisily>
Oh, Your Grace, Reverend Father whatever else you wish to be called. I've done a terrible thing (I think)....Here, you're not Gerald Ambulance in disguise are you?
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I came to Jesus and I found in him my star, my sun.
And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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somewhere in the background an orchestra strikes up the overture to The Sound of Music ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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Tubbs
Miss Congeniality
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I cannot believe, btw, that you have allied yourself withthe MW crowd who offer just GIN, incense and lace when the SF crowd can offer video technology so you can film the whole thing and sell the rights ...
![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
It seems now Stoo has gone to Heaven he has lost all commericial sense ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
And Coot, I still have some "contacts" from the war if you need to *ahem* do something "blokey" ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
Tubbs
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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quote:
Originally posted by kenwritez:
Kenwritez wraps the stopped bunnies in strips of smoked bacon and sprigs of rosemary, salts and pappers them, spritzes them with 4 T of lemon juice, then pops them into the greased, doughed pie plates at 375 degrees F for 40 minutes.
DING! <oven bell rings rings>
The wonderful smell of baked hasenpfeffer with rosemary and bacon spreads thoughout the room. Even Kelly's nose twitches and she licks her lips in desire for a taste.
Miffy: You won't get me that easily, you know! ![[Love]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif)
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kingsfold
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Where you referring to me, Mrs Tubbs? Can't I have TEA, incense AND video technology?
Anyhow, does anyone else think that Bp Rascal looks uncannily like Gerald Ambulance? 'Cos I'm not confessing to HIM. No way.
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I came to Jesus and I found in him my star, my sun.
And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done
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Tubbs
Miss Congeniality
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quote:
Originally posted by kingsfold:
Where you referring to me, Mrs Tubbs? Can't I have TEA, incense AND video technology?
<SNIP>
Not for the duration of this thread.
Tubbs
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[ 10. January 2003, 14:46: Message edited by: Belisarius ]
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kingsfold
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But I'm an Anglican - I'm good at sitting on fences!
This is getting progressively complicated. It seems there are factions bidding for my soul. To whom can I turn?
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I came to Jesus and I found in him my star, my sun.
And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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< While the wrangling goes on over Kingsfold, Stoo hobbles to the dazed, prone Smudgie >
Stoo: Smudgie--are you all right???
Smudgie < focuses >: Oh, dearest Stoo--I knew you would come...
Stoo < his manly resolve breaking >: Oh, Smudgie!
< the two passionately embrace. Music swells... >
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Animals may be Evolution's Icing, but Bacteria are the Cake.
Andrew Knoll
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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< Anselmina finishes listening to cellphone message >
Anselmina: Oh, no! The SF Board is infiltrating!
Amos: Muscling in on our racket, eh? Come along, Icarus. < they lead him by a chain of adamant >...
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Animals may be Evolution's Icing, but Bacteria are the Cake.
Andrew Knoll
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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Belisarius: Excellent...for the moment, they've completely forgotten about me...
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Animals may be Evolution's Icing, but Bacteria are the Cake.
Andrew Knoll
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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< Erin has landed the helicopter. She removes her helmut, releasing her wild mane of tresses. >
Oooh, that son of a ***** is gonna get it for that bunny ploy!
< cell phone beeps--she reads text message, then smiles... >
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Animals may be Evolution's Icing, but Bacteria are the Cake.
Andrew Knoll
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
# 1438
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quote:
Originally posted by Belisarius:
< Erin has landed the helicopter. She removes her helmut, releasing her wild mane of tresses. >
Oooh, that son of a ***** is gonna get it for that bunny ploy!
< cell phone beeps--she reads text message, then smiles... >
Insistent tapping is to be heard coming from under the piecrust
Miffy: Oi you! I said - You can't get rid of me that easily! ![[Two face]](graemlins/scot_twoface.gif)
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"I don't feel like smiling." "You're English dear; fake it!" (Colin Firth "Easy Virtue")
Growing Greenpatches
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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Sarkycow lurks in the shadows behind Erin, trying to get her attention. Finally she coughs. Erin jumps, startled, then looks round.
Erin: Oh, it's you. Why the **** aren't you down in ******* Hell, killing all the ******* posters?
Sarkycow: I have information. Good information. About the bunnies, stoo's plottings, and starbelly's secret desires. What's it worth?
Sarkycow thinks to self: I might even tell her about Bel. She has more power than him, and pays more.
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“Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.”
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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Belisarius: Mmmm. It falls into place... <finger poised over the Mass Delete button>
<Enter Sheila panting and dusting bunny fluff off herself>
Sheila: Stop Bel!
Belisarius: Never! I am an inch away from victory!
Sheila: I know who shot Icarus Coot!
Belisarius: What do I care! Now, not just Heaven, but all the Planes will make obeisance to my Hostly Countenance.
Sheila <runs and shields the Mass Delete button with her body> : Don't do this Bel! If you love me - please don't do this!
Belisarius: Move away Sheila! Or I will crush you too!
Sheila <gasping>: Bel! After all we've been through?
Belisarius <breaks down > : It's no good. Sheila, you know I can never refuse you. <sobs with his head on his folded arms>
Sheila: Oh Bel! <She noses his hand open and curls up in it. There is a pause> It was Smudgie by the way. Kingsfold was mesmerised by Dr Cosmo's legs, the guilt he feels is baseless!
Belisarius: What?! <gives Sheila a big kiss on the snout> We must do something!
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[Edit: Darn i got 'can never' right the first time!]
[ 10. January 2003, 15:25: Message edited by: Icarus Coot ]
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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< Erin cuts Sarkycow off >
Tell me later--the ******** server finally kicked in, and I've just found out that Smudgie shot Coot!
Sarkycow < annoyed she didn't find out first > How did she do it?
Erin: While having some sort of dispute with him, she pulled a gun from the Random Thread and fired it before it changed into a turkey baster. Before I pass punishment, I must find out the motive...
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Animals may be Evolution's Icing, but Bacteria are the Cake.
Andrew Knoll
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Stoo
Mighty Pirate
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Stoo: Smudgie, we must elope! Our love can never come to fruition in such a place as this!
<They embrace>
Smudgie: It could! We could make it work!
Stoo: No, Smudgie, I fear not. We must leave now!
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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somewhere in the background, the orchestra beings to play "I will always love you"....
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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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quote:
Originally posted by Dolphy:
somewhere in the background, the orchestra beings to play "I will always love you"....
Cue chorus of giggles and vomiting noises from the lapin chasseur. ![[Projectile]](graemlins/puke2.gif)
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"I don't feel like smiling." "You're English dear; fake it!" (Colin Firth "Easy Virtue")
Growing Greenpatches
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kingsfold
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Phew, what a relief - it wasn't me after all. But mesmerised by Dr Cosmo's legs! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif) I think I'd better go and lie down, and take it easy for a couple of days to get over it.
<vanishes off over the horizon, pausing first to release Miffy from the pie>
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I came to Jesus and I found in him my star, my sun.
And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done
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sophs
Sardonic Angel
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Simon: I think you already know the motive Erin. You have known it for a long time. Smudgie is looking to take over the ship. That is all the love affair with Stoo is for, she is trying to win over the hosts, Icaurs found out here secret plan,as did Viola, so she shot them. But there was more you didn't know. The plot to get rid of Bel from heaven, and the master mind of the whole plot...surely you didn't think Smudgie would have thought of it alone?
NO, there was another...I provided the guns, i am behind smudgie all the way.
Sarkycow: Why are you telling us this?
Simon: i do not wish you to die not knowing the whole truth.
Erin: You - you - wouldn't
Simon: I would.
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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quote:
Originally posted by kingsfold:
Phew, what a relief - it wasn't me after all. But mesmerised by Dr Cosmo's legs! I think I'd better go and lie down, and take it easy for a couple of days to get over it.
<vanishes off over the horizon, pausing first to release Miffy from the pie>
Miffy: My hero! Now to rescue my fellow bunnie-wunnies. Produces Miffy Mobile from under her vest and makes quick call to... The bearded one himself.
Miffy: Hello! Is that 'Animal Hospital?' Miffy speaking. I've a job for Rolfie.
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Growing Greenpatches
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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The orchestra swiftly moves on to another tune... Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run...
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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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quote:
Originally posted by Dolphy:
The orchestra swiftly moves on to another tune... Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run...
Ahem! Whose side are you on, Dolphy?!
But, even as Sarky and Erin cower back against the wall in abject terror [Thought: Why am I helping those two - must be old age ] from far, far away, comes a peculiar thumping sound, as of a thousand kangaroos. The bearded one is on his way!
The heavenly host bursts into (apols to Australian shipmates)........
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"I don't feel like smiling." "You're English dear; fake it!" (Colin Firth "Easy Virtue")
Growing Greenpatches
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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The orchestra realise that someone had changed their music, and so now begin to play 'I love God's tiny creatures that wander wild and free'...
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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quote:
Originally posted by Dolphy:
The orchestra realise that someone had changed their music, and so now begin to play 'I love God's tiny creatures that wander wild and free'...
Nope - I was thinking more of:
Tie Me Kangaroo Down
Miffy: Guaranteed to send the wicked Simon diving for cover!
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"I don't feel like smiling." "You're English dear; fake it!" (Colin Firth "Easy Virtue")
Growing Greenpatches
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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The orchestra, who are going to ask for more money if people keep stealing their music, begin to play: Tie me kangeroo down sport, tie me kangerrooooo down!!!
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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<The giant sock puppet operated by tomb descends... it is none other than Mr Zebedee>
Mr Zebedee: Time to go hooooooome, Simon.
Simon: Orrr. C'mon. It's not tea time yet.
Erin <still grappling with the sheer illogicality of it all> : Simon, you wouldn't?
Simon: Oh bugger. Nar. I wouldn't. It was Smudgie's whole plan, I.. I.. I just thought I might be able to squeeze out a few more page clicks for our fabbo Ark project!
Erin: You dumb ****! But I am so ******* relieved! <gives him a big sloppy kiss and hug>
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Nicolemr
Shipmate
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but who will speak for the bunnies? and poor little mistreated shiela!
come to me bunnies, and i will rescue you!
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On pilgrimage in the endless realms of Cyberia, currently traveling by ship. Now with live journal!
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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<Cut to Stoo and Smudgie trying to sneak away>
Erin <with a voice like thunder that shakes the terebinth trees> : STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
<Stoo bravely pushing Smudgie behind him>
Stoo: Please! Spare Smudgie. I.. I.. love her! <clutches Smudgie>
<Four part harmony spewing noises>
Stoo: Let me take the punishment that was to be meted out to her.
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[Edit: 'love' needs emphasis I think]
[ 10. January 2003, 16:57: Message edited by: Icarus Coot ]
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Miffy
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quote:
Originally posted by nicolemrw:
but who will speak for the bunnies? and poor little mistreated shiela!
come to me bunnies, and i will rescue you!
Miffy: Thanks, Nicole! But don't worry. Bel hasn't reckoned to our secret weapon!
Dance of the Seven Beards!
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Growing Greenpatches
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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The orchestra, most confused, begins to play the Dance of the Seven Beards.....
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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Erin: No, young Stoo...you are necessary for restoring the balance of Heaven. You must let Smudgie be punished--it is your sacred duty as a Host.
Stoo < bursting into tears >: You're right! < slowly steps away from Smudgie >
Smudgie: Oh Stoo, with my stockade of posts, we could have ruled the Ship together! Why didn't you let me help you when we had the chance??
< Erin slips a black hood over her head >
Erin: Smudgie...I sentence you to...a two week suspension of posting privileges!
Smudgie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[Falls in a dead faint]
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Animals may be Evolution's Icing, but Bacteria are the Cake.
Andrew Knoll
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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The Revd Anselmina: Ah, Ms. Dimittis--thank you for your reconaissance....
< Ick/Coot is dumbstruck--says to Ms. Dimittis >
Then you were not just a figment of my fevered imagination...you're a real, living, wonderful, properly-attired-and-accessorized delight!
< Pleased, the Revds Anselmina and Amos release the chains of Adamant... >
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Animals may be Evolution's Icing, but Bacteria are the Cake.
Andrew Knoll
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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Bp Rascal <to Icarus Coot> : You do of course mean me, my child?
Icarus Coot: Your Grace! <proceeds to go down on one knee and offer an extravagant episcopal ringly osculation>
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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quote:
Originally posted by Belisarius:
Erin: No, young Stoo...you are necessary for restoring the balance of Heaven. You must let Smudgie be punished--it is your sacred duty as a Host.
Stoo < bursting into tears >: You're right! < slowly steps away from Smudgie >
Smudgie: Oh Stoo, with my stockade of posts, we could have ruled the Ship together! Why didn't you let me help you when we had the chance??
< Erin slips a black hood over her head >
Erin: Smudgie...I sentence you to...a two week suspension of posting privileges!
Smudgie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[Falls in a dead faint]
Miffy: Yikes! This isn't working. Still no sign of Rolf. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
...or the kangaroos. ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
Maybe we need nicole after all.
And who will rescue poor Smudgie?
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Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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Belisarius < numbly checking instruments >: Smudgie has been sentenced--as will I soon. Sheila, save yourself while you can--
Erin < over intercom >: All right, Bel--taking into consideration your wussing out in time and presuming you provide the appropriate bribes, I am inclined to be magnanimous.
Belisarius < appropriately grovelling >: Thank you, Thank you!! The Green & Blacks boxes will be on their way--
Erin: --OK, OK, shut up! Viola and I figured out that your shooting her was an accident while she was taking care of an attack from the Overboard Coalition--next time, let the Admins handle the hackers.
Belisarius: Of course, of course--I was a little megalomaniacal at the time...
Erin: Your probation is...hosting the party thread Starbelly promised to the Bunnies.
Belisarius: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
< falls in a dead faint... >
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Miffy Aha! Vengeance is mine!!
Erin's on our siiide! Erin's on our siiide! (flurry of sunny smilies)
skips over to lapin chasseur and rips open crust with her bare paws. Her fellow bunnies swarm out and soon Erin is lost under a sea of fluffy white fur.
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Belisarius
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< Erin squirms out of the pile of bunnies and shouts > NOW!!!!!!!!!!
< A huge net falls out of the sky--dropped by the Apache Helicopter--now piloted by Stoo--and traps the Bunnies >
Erin: Now Balance is truly restored...
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Belisarius
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< 30 minutes later >
Stoo: Well, now that the Bunnies are under control under their party thread, Absolute Good, Absolute Evil, and, uh, you, Coot, are balanced again.
Ick/Coot: Forgive me, my friend, for making that fatal step into Ambition. It is not the Heavenly Way...
Stoo < clasps hands with Ick/Coot >: No, you must forgive me for breaking my Hostly Oath...
Ick/Coot: No, forgive me...
Stoo: No, you first...
< Four-part-harmony spewing noises >
THE END(?)
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