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Thread: Heaven: The Soap Opera
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Nicolemr
Shipmate
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but who will speak for the bunnies? and poor little mistreated shiela!
come to me bunnies, and i will rescue you!
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
# 220
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<Cut to Stoo and Smudgie trying to sneak away>
Erin <with a voice like thunder that shakes the terebinth trees> : STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
<Stoo bravely pushing Smudgie behind him>
Stoo: Please! Spare Smudgie. I.. I.. love her! <clutches Smudgie>
<Four part harmony spewing noises>
Stoo: Let me take the punishment that was to be meted out to her.
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[Edit: 'love' needs emphasis I think]
[ 10. January 2003, 16:57: Message edited by: Icarus Coot ]
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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quote:
Originally posted by nicolemrw:
but who will speak for the bunnies? and poor little mistreated shiela!
come to me bunnies, and i will rescue you!
Miffy: Thanks, Nicole! ![[Love]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif) But don't worry. Bel hasn't reckoned to our secret weapon!
Dance of the Seven Beards!
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Growing Greenpatches
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
# 862
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The orchestra, most confused, begins to play the Dance of the Seven Beards.....
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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Erin: No, young Stoo...you are necessary for restoring the balance of Heaven. You must let Smudgie be punished--it is your sacred duty as a Host.
Stoo < bursting into tears >: You're right! < slowly steps away from Smudgie >
Smudgie: Oh Stoo, with my stockade of posts, we could have ruled the Ship together! Why didn't you let me help you when we had the chance??
< Erin slips a black hood over her head >
Erin: Smudgie...I sentence you to...a two week suspension of posting privileges!
Smudgie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[Falls in a dead faint]
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Animals may be Evolution's Icing, but Bacteria are the Cake.
Andrew Knoll
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
# 32
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The Revd Anselmina: Ah, Ms. Dimittis--thank you for your reconaissance....
< Ick/Coot is dumbstruck--says to Ms. Dimittis >
Then you were not just a figment of my fevered imagination...you're a real, living, wonderful, properly-attired-and-accessorized delight!
< Pleased, the Revds Anselmina and Amos release the chains of Adamant... >
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Andrew Knoll
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
# 220
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Bp Rascal <to Icarus Coot> : You do of course mean me, my child?
Icarus Coot: Your Grace! <proceeds to go down on one knee and offer an extravagant episcopal ringly osculation>
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
# 1438
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quote:
Originally posted by Belisarius:
Erin: No, young Stoo...you are necessary for restoring the balance of Heaven. You must let Smudgie be punished--it is your sacred duty as a Host.
Stoo < bursting into tears >: You're right! < slowly steps away from Smudgie >
Smudgie: Oh Stoo, with my stockade of posts, we could have ruled the Ship together! Why didn't you let me help you when we had the chance??
< Erin slips a black hood over her head >
Erin: Smudgie...I sentence you to...a two week suspension of posting privileges!
Smudgie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[Falls in a dead faint]
Miffy: Yikes! This isn't working. Still no sign of Rolf. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
...or the kangaroos. ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
Maybe we need nicole after all.
And who will rescue poor Smudgie?
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Growing Greenpatches
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
# 32
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Belisarius < numbly checking instruments >: Smudgie has been sentenced--as will I soon. Sheila, save yourself while you can--
Erin < over intercom >: All right, Bel--taking into consideration your wussing out in time and presuming you provide the appropriate bribes, I am inclined to be magnanimous.
Belisarius < appropriately grovelling >: Thank you, Thank you!! The Green & Blacks boxes will be on their way--
Erin: --OK, OK, shut up! Viola and I figured out that your shooting her was an accident while she was taking care of an attack from the Overboard Coalition--next time, let the Admins handle the hackers.
Belisarius: Of course, of course--I was a little megalomaniacal at the time...
Erin: Your probation is...hosting the party thread Starbelly promised to the Bunnies.
Belisarius: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
< falls in a dead faint... >
[ 30. July 2008, 20:54: Message edited by: Belisarius ]
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Andrew Knoll
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
# 1438
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Miffy ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) Aha! Vengeance is mine!! ![[Two face]](graemlins/scot_twoface.gif)
Erin's on our siiide! Erin's on our siiide! (flurry of sunny smilies)
skips over to lapin chasseur and rips open crust with her bare paws. Her fellow bunnies swarm out and soon Erin is lost under a sea of fluffy white fur.
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
# 32
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< Erin squirms out of the pile of bunnies and shouts > NOW!!!!!!!!!!
< A huge net falls out of the sky--dropped by the Apache Helicopter--now piloted by Stoo--and traps the Bunnies >
Erin: Now Balance is truly restored...
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Andrew Knoll
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
# 32
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< 30 minutes later >
Stoo: Well, now that the Bunnies are under control under their party thread, Absolute Good, Absolute Evil, and, uh, you, Coot, are balanced again.
Ick/Coot: Forgive me, my friend, for making that fatal step into Ambition. It is not the Heavenly Way...
Stoo < clasps hands with Ick/Coot >: No, you must forgive me for breaking my Hostly Oath...
Ick/Coot: No, forgive me...
Stoo: No, you first...
< Four-part-harmony spewing noises >
THE END(?)
[ 10. January 2003, 20:17: Message edited by: Belisarius ]
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