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Pyx_e

Quixotic Tilter
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"He died a happy man."

P

( [Roll Eyes] 3 months to get to 100 posts, but hey at least I didnt have to kiss ass for this one)

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It is better to be Kind than right.

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Atlanta
Shipmate
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Dawn has Broken!!!!! [Angel]

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If you cant beat them, Join them!! But i refuse to start farming!!!!

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Esmeralda

Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Quote from Pontius Pilate, the patron... er... saint? of writers:

John 19.22: What I have written, I have written

The patron saint of editors is of course King Jehoiakim - see Jeremiah 36.23 [Wink]

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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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Janine

The Endless Simmer
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"Guilt is the Gift that Keeps On Giving" -- (from Garrison Keillor, A Prairie Home Companion)

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I'm a Fundagelical Evangimentalist. What are you?
Take Me Home * My Heart * An hour with Rich Mullins *

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Arrietty

Ship's borrower
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I went to Heaven, and all my family got me was this lousy gravestone

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i-church

Online Mission and Ministry

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The Lad Himself

Accidental stowaway
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I saw a lovely one in Cornerstone yesterday:

"Death is not the dying of a lamp - it is the putting out of the lamp because dawn has come."

Personally I'd prefer

"THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT."

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new blog: crazywise.org

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Wandering with Hope
Shipmate
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on my tombstone:

No solicitor's allowed, telezapper installed. [Wink]

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Lurker McLurker™

Ship's stowaway
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Don't piss on my grave, it's wired to the mains.

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Just War Theory- a perversion of morality?

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Anselmina
Ship's barmaid
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quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
As a child, I went to look round an overgrown graveyard (we had a questionnaire with things to look for), and I found a tombstone with my name on it. I went to find a friend to show her, but when I went back I couldn't find it anywhere. Spooky or what?! [Eek!]

NO, just another bloody woman without a sense of direction!! [Wink]

Modelled on a previous post, I'm fond of the epitaph that reads:

'As now I am, so soon you'll be
Prepare thyself to follow me.'

But with the alleged grafitto:

'To follow thee I'm not content
Until I know which way you went.....'

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Ann

Curious
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This! [Big Grin]

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Ann

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Elizabeth Anne

Altar Girl
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"I Told You I Was Sick!"

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Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in my eyes...

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MrSponge2U

Ship’s scrub
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Adios, amigos!

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sig? what sig?

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ThoughtCriminal
Shipmate
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Don't want to have my grave marked in any way (would prefer a fruit bearing tree to be planted on top or something similar), but if I were to have one it would read:

Name
2 dates
AND WE DON'T STOP

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"These are they who have come out of the great tribulation; they have washed their robes and made them white in the blood of the Lamb.
15: Therefore are they before the throne of God, and serve him day and night within his temple; and he who sits upon the throne will shelter them with his presence.
16: They shall hunger no more, neither thirst any more; the sun shall not strike them, nor any scorching heat.
17: For the Lamb in the midst of the throne will be their shepherd, and he will guide them to springs of living water; and God will wipe away every tear from their eyes."

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ChrisT

One of the Good Guys™
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About time too.

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Firmly on dry land

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Mad Geo

Ship's navel gazer
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I finally got the last comment.....

(but probably not today on this thread)

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Diax's Rake - "Never believe a thing simply because you want it to be true"

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Sparrow
Shipmate
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Oi! You're standing on my foot!
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homerj
Shipmate
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"I'm sure he'll be here in 5 minutes or so..."

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The grass is only greener on the other side of the fence because it is pissing it down with rain over there

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