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Scarlet

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[Confused]
Poor St. Seb [Frown] [Confused]

he really does need his medications adjusted... [Paranoid] [Confused]

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They took from their surroundings what was needed... and made of it something more.
—dialogue from Primer

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Miss_Molly

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Let in by Fearless while Bessie Rosebride is out shopping, Miss Molly searches diligently for the kryptonite, finally locating it in the briefcase containing work the diligent Bessie has brought home. The kryptonite is a fine dust in this example, carefully distributed in small quantities on each piece of paper. The technology to crush and spray kryptonite is beyond the reach of non-scientists, and requires sophisticated knowledge to use. Who could be responsible?

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"I come from a state that raises corn, and cockleburrs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me"

Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver at a naval banquet in Philadelphia, 1899

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Scarlet

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Bringing home some more canned cat food for Fearless, more cat litter, decaffeinated coffee, cherry strudel, cinnamon crunch cookies, paper towels, fizzy water..... [Confused]

Fearless, what happened to the house today? Were you playing in Mommie's briefcase? There are papers missing...did you shred them up and eat them? Not a good cat, Fearless! [Frown]

Bessie suddenly feels ... happy and light as a feather. [Angel]
The gloom, suspicion, fear and evil thoughts have vanished.

As she walks to her icon corner, she notices gifts. Fearless??? Hey, baby girl, what are these and how did they get here? ...

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They took from their surroundings what was needed... and made of it something more.
—dialogue from Primer

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Smudgie

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St Seb... could we go into partnership? I could run the UK branch of the business

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Janine

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Just so he doesn't start of her Anti-Cancer Crusading Nibbly Bunnies of Health.

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Miss_Molly

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quote:
Originally posted by St. Sebastian:
OH DEAR LORD???!!! What sort of devil has possessed me??? Dear shipmates, I just can't . . . I don't. . . It's all so . . . (Sebastian breaks down and weeps piteously)

I can't believe I ever wrote these horrible lies about the Mistress! That fount of all good things, that dear brave soul, she of the delicate sensibilities, of the great, huge generous heart!!
(Sebastian breaks down again. much wailing and gnashing of teeth)

I will labor 'til my dying day to try and atone for the wrongs I have done her! She is the greatest, sweetest soul! I am not worthy to eat her bunyon shavings! (breaks down AGAIN. More wailing, gnashing and some clothes rending to boot)

I got all woozy and sick feeling today and had to lay down. I'm not sure how long I lay there, drifting in and out of consciousness when it hit me: Molly IS a living Saint!

We are blessed, fellow shipmates! That I could have mistaken the Uncreated Light that surrounds her for tawdry bordello lamplight!! I am lost to Mercy, but I know, through the prayers of the inimitible Molly, I have hope of salva

*Miss Molly carefully leaves kryptonite-contaminated papers a safe distance away from her apartment, decontaminates herself according to approved methods, (she always carries a kit in her bag--doesn't everyone?) then comes in and retrieves the leadlined box, in which she places the dangerous missives. She once again cleanses herself and enters her humble abode, thinking, "I believe I could bear his character assassination better than this caterwauling!"*

For heaven's sake, Sebastian, buck up! You can get glad in the same clothes you got sad in, as my grandma used to say. Wipe your nose, wash your face, and I will pour you a glass of milk and give you a cherry wink if the Campbellite left us any.

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"I come from a state that raises corn, and cockleburrs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me"

Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver at a naval banquet in Philadelphia, 1899

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May I have the Cherry winks and the Ginger snaps please? I've got all this nice cream to wash them down with.

Its a good thing that I'm a naturally skinny kitten and never put on any weight, it must be all thr frolicking and playing I do

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Miss_Molly

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Of course you may, dear Kitten.

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"I come from a state that raises corn, and cockleburrs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me"

Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver at a naval banquet in Philadelphia, 1899

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WARNING: It has come to my attention that the Shipmate known as Kitten is not, in fact, a Kitten. Instead this individual is an out-of-work actor called Jeff who is paid a great deal of money by Miss Molly to create the illusion that Molly is on friendly terms with the feline community, so that kittens are lured into the trap.

Of course, Miss Molly does not actually eat the kittens. She sells them for scientific experiments.

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Chorister

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You mean Miss Molly is really Cruella de Vil?! [Eek!] [Waterworks]

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Off course I'm a kitten - a ginger one

Purr purr

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Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box

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dolphy

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quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
Dolphy, dear, may I have another glass (or two) of that very nice wine? Thanks! Now, repeat after me..."St. Sebastian can't help it that he's talking nonsense. He needs his meds adjusted." There! See! Miss_Molly, your sister, is as gentle and sweet as she has always been!
jj

Oh Sister jj, she has obviously got you under her evil spell too... maybe she has laced the wine.
Kitten please do not drink any of that milk - there is no telling what Molly has put in that.
And dear Saint Seb. get a grip on yourself... Molly told me she is putting things in your food too.

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Campbellite

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Rest assured, dear Dolphy, that there is nothing *unseemly* in the food or drink (at least as far as Kitten is concerned).

<However there is the little matter of fattening Kitten up. Kitten is still too skinny to be of any use yet - no meat on those bones.

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WTFWED?

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jedijudy*

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Molly, dear? Did you find all the kryptonite? I believe there is red and green hidden around. If we could just find out who was in Smallville last, we'd have a good idea where the confounded things are. Any idea? Bet Fearless would know.

[Help] [Help] [Help]

jj

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dolphy

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[Snigger] little do they know I have it all

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zephirine of the roses

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good golly, miss molly

where did you go? [Frown]

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Miss_Molly

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*Arriving from the train station, carrying a large carpet bag*

Hello, dear Zephirine! I have been sleuthing in Smallville.

Does it occur to anyone that Dolphy's avatar is looking a bit different? Slightly domier and shinier on the head? There is a good reason for this!

The person passing himself off as Dolphy on this thread is actually Lex Luthor! Never fear, I have entrusted him to the tender care of the Smallville Penitentiary, released the real Dolphy from this- *produces a bottle habitat, made by the evil genius in imitation of Kandor*-and sent her home to the loving ministrations of Jack, Jessie and Brandy. Her poor family were deluded by the kryptonite as well!

The kryptonite I have destroyed. I have no patience with those who say we always need some for study!

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"I come from a state that raises corn, and cockleburrs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me"

Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver at a naval banquet in Philadelphia, 1899

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dolphy

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oohhh, what happened to me? My head hurts...

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jedijudy*

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I believe Fearless had also to the correct conclusions about Sister Dolphy. What a perceptive being!

Molly, did you check all those cornfields with that kryptonite detector you have? I understand there were some deposits away from the original impact "footprint" because of some deflection through the atmosphere.

Thanks for singing to me, Molly dear! It's amazing that with all this extra bother you've had with the kryptonite poisoning, that you still have the time and inclination to sing for us!

jj...waving her lightsaber in salute and joy at seeing Molly and the real Dolphy...

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Scarlet

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quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
I believe Fearless had also come to the correct conclusions about Sister Dolphy. What a perceptive being!

Fearless is smiling smugly at your remark. [Wink] It's a lucky thing she has chosen to be my cat. I'll never figure out how she managed to sound the alarm to Molly that my home had been poisoned with kryptonite.

Due to Fearless' cunning plan to get Molly to North Carolina [Confused] and Molly's sacrificial loving deeds to gain my freedom from the effects of the poison, I am once again in my right mind.

I'm repentant of the suspicious, accusational , and hurtful things I said while under delusion. [Frown] I'm free! [Waterworks] [Heart]

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Bessie rosebride, thank Heavens you are your sweet, un-kryptonited self again! I know Fearless must have been sick with worry, and is grateful to have you back to normal.

Revelation time! I believe I heard that Miss_Molly is taking time away from her many consultations with "W", and has met with the Pope in order to ask the Vatican to have a special "Come to Jesus" meeting about getting Sebastian's Saintliness polished up some. I understand John PaulII even asked the Dali Lama for his assistance (humming during the prayers, special incense...stuff like that) because the kryptonite poisoning seems to have a very extreme effect on Saints.

Molly is far too humble to tell y'all about her efforts on St. Seb's behalf. Therefore, I shall "toot her horn".

jj

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Miss_Molly

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Humility is necessary when you realize you have requested assistance from the wrong Patriarch! Saint Sebastian falls under the spiritual sway of the Patriarch of Antioch, so I am on my way to beg his help.

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"I come from a state that raises corn, and cockleburrs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me"

Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver at a naval banquet in Philadelphia, 1899

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dolphy

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I am sorry if I have said anything out of order in the last few weeks. The doctor says that the effects of the nice blue sweeties I found in Molly's handbag will wear off soon. Wonders where Molly gets them made [Devil]

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jedijudy*

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[Angel] Molly [Angel]

Do you see this /\ angelic personage?

Now. who could even think she's capable of any harm? I think not!

So there.

jj [Razz]

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Miss_Molly

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quote:
Originally posted by Dolphy:
I am sorry if I have said anything out of order in the last few weeks. The doctor says that the effects of the nice blue sweeties I found in Molly's handbag will wear off soon. Wonders where Molly gets them made [Devil]

It is quite sad that the average medical practitioner does not recognize the effects of kryptonite poisoning. However, there are few of your race on planet Earth, Dolphy, so we must forgive them and arrange for inservices. Perhaps dear Bessie could arrange them?

I really don't recommend the blue tablets, though. They are disinfectant for the truly nasty toilet facilities I encounter in my travels.

The Patriarch of Antioch is checking to see which liturgy might be appropriate to deal with St Sebastian's case. I expect to hear very soon.

And now, I am off once again to Smallville, as Lex Luthor has expressed a desire for counselling. I shall also, according to Sister Judy's perspicacious request be examining the local corn fields.

In the meantime, I have left food for Kitten if someone will dispense it? And I am putting Campbellite on his honor.

[Fixed quote]

[ 31. October 2002, 13:10: Message edited by: Stoo. ]

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"I come from a state that raises corn, and cockleburrs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me"

Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver at a naval banquet in Philadelphia, 1899

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Scarlet

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Of course, inservices will be necessary and beneficial.... perhaps I know someone, as well, who could write an article for the medical journals.

Kitten! Here, come have some food Miss Molly has left you. I think the coast is clear....no Campbellite in sight...... [Smile] [Paranoid]

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Wandering with Hope
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It has come to my attention that perhaps bessie & fearless have been subjected to kryptonite poisoning....perhaps this is why sweet fearless is so fearful

And all this time I thought it was me
[brick wall]

I shall have to monitor more closely [Help]

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dolphy

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Please beware!!! Dame Molly has told me today that she has now manufactured the nice little blue sweeties and they are selling in every supermarket around the world! Please beware!!!!

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Scarlet

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quote:
Originally posted by Dolphy:
Please beware!!! Dame Molly has told me today that she has now manufactured the nice little blue sweeties and they are selling in every supermarket around the world! Please beware!!!!

[Paranoid] Gads! I'm so confused! [Eek!]

quote:
Origianlly posted by Wandering with Hope:
It has come to my attention that perhaps bessie & fearless have been subjected to kryptonite poisoning....perhaps this is why sweet fearless is so fearful

Perhaps this is why Fearless was suspicious of the different kind of cat food I bought her and that she refused to eat!! [Confused]

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Miss_Molly

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Well, I had no idea shipmates would be looking for sweeties in the soap, detergent, ammonia, and disinfectants aisle!

If you are such sweet tusks, I promise to make you some divinity when I get back from Smallville. Luther's counselling seems to be going well, by the way, but I am too old a hand at this to be sanguine too soon.

Bessie, I am sorry to hear Fearless is jumpy. You might try treating her to baby food. Many cats love the meat baby food, veal or lamb or turkey, and will eat this when all else fails. I am sending her special lovies.

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Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver at a naval banquet in Philadelphia, 1899

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Wandering with Hope
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quote:
Originally posted by Miss Molly
Bessie, I am sorry to hear Fearless is jumpy. You might try treating her to baby food. Many cats love the meat baby food, veal or lamb or turkey, and will eat this when all else fails. I am sending her special lovies.

Miss Molly - do not be fooled by Fearless, she is simply picky, (and jumpy by nature)my Spudz ate her rejected food with delight. btw. Hello, nice to meet you. [Not worthy!]
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Scarlet

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Oh, posh!
Fearless will be overjoyed to be served baby food meats. Especially when she hears that her hero, Miss Molly, prescribed it for her. [Big Grin]

Now, then --- on to other matters at hand. Where is Kitten?? Has anyone seen our baby cat lately? Are you sure Campbellite has been behaving? [Help]

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jedijudy*

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The very dear Reverend Campbellite has to behave. My lightsaber is much faster than his fireplace poker.

I brought nutritious treats for the kitties. (Not for fattening them up, in case someone is interested.)

Oh! Look! Here's a picture in today's paper of Miss_Molly winning the Nobel Peace prize for her efforts to end the kryptonite poisoning!

jj

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dolphy

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Decides to pop some of the little blue sweeties in Fearless' baby food [Snigger]

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Miss_Molly

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*Discovers the mind ray machine hidden in Lex Luthor's girlie magazine, confiscates, and uses to clear Dolphy's mind of these wicked thoughts. Destroys machine, despite Luthor's cunning pleas that she might use it to achieve world peace, universal freedom from hunger, and respect and love for all feline creatures. God does not work by mind control, and neither does Miss Molly. Labors in prayer with Lex, then leaves to inspect the last cornfield that might have been infected.*

Bessie, there is a sale of the baby meat going on at the A and P.

Fearless, I know you are far to wise a cat to push your good luck too far.

Pleased to meet you, Wandering. My best regards to Spudz.

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Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver at a naval banquet in Philadelphia, 1899

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quote:
Originally posted by Miss_Molly:
Bessie, there is a sale of the baby meat going on at the A and P.

Oh no! Miss Molly has revealed her dark side. Sure, she doesn't eat cats. SHE EATS BABIES! [Eek!]
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INCOMING!! (ducks and covers, preparing for the onslaught of
  • Austin Powers "Fat B*st*rd" .wav files
  • references to "A Modest Proposal"
  • Doctor Who jokes)


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No! Miss_Molly does not "eat babies"!!! Goodness. Unless of course you're talking about baby peas, or baby corn (yummy...Chinese stir fry!), or certain forms of BBQ ribs. Not human babies. I repeat... "Goodness"!!!

Aww, look at this newspaper article. Molly's Nobel prize money is being put to good use. She's using part to clean the environment where the kryptonite impacted. The rest she is using for mental and physical rehabilitation for the victims of Mr. Luthor. Such a humantitarian! I salute my wonderful Jedi sister.

< jj, waving lightsaber in high arcs to honor Molly >

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Scarlet

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For Miss Molly, Nobel Prize winner, and for her humanitarian deeds:

[Not worthy!] [Not worthy!] [Not worthy!] [Not worthy!]

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They took from their surroundings what was needed... and made of it something more.
—dialogue from Primer

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Eanswyth

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quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
No! Miss_Molly does not "eat babies"!!! Goodness. Unless of course you're talking about baby peas, or baby corn (yummy...Chinese stir fry!), or certain forms of BBQ ribs. Not human babies. I repeat... "Goodness"!!!

Thank you for the correction, Your Jediness. I see now. Well then, who is the baby meat for? Bessie? Fearless? This is all quite troubling. [Ultra confused] [Disappointed]
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Scarlet

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It means meat for babies, not of babies.

And the baby in question is Fearless, kitty cat baby. She was off her feed and Molly suggested I give her baby food meats.

(No babies or cats were harmed in the posting of this statement.) [Big Grin]

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Eanswyth

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[Roseanne Roseannadana voice]

Ohhhhh.
Nevermind.

[/Roseanne Roseannadana voice]

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dolphy

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My head is spinning and my tongue has gone bright blue.... what IS going on? Molly, jj, help me, help me.... [Eek!]

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jedijudy*

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Dolphy, we're all here. Did Daughter-Unit give you one of those Pixy Stix left over from Hallowe'en? They will turn your tongue colors.

Tsk Tsk Daughter-Type Person! You are so grounded!!!

jj

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Campbellite

Ut unum sint
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I have just returned to this thread after a weekend camping trip with our local Boy Scout troop (really!)

I was absolutely SHOCKED to hear about Miss_Molly and the baby food! (So glad that was finally cleared up, btw) One question remains, though. How many babies to you have to squeeze to get a pint of baby oil? Just wondering.

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WTFWED?

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Scarlet

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Campbellite,

How nice of you to drop in.

One question remains for you, too.

There's this little matter of our poor missing and lost Kitten. The very one you were fattening up and prodding with the fireplace poker....seen 'er lately, have you?

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Miss_Molly

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quote:
Originally posted by Campbellite:
I have just returned to this thread after a weekend camping trip with our local Boy Scout troop (really!)

I was absolutely SHOCKED to hear about Miss_Molly and the baby food! (So glad that was finally cleared up, btw) One question remains, though. How many babies to you have to squeeze to get a pint of baby oil? Just wondering.



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"I come from a state that raises corn, and cockleburrs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me"

Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver at a naval banquet in Philadelphia, 1899

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Miss_Molly

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Initially, I was so deeply shocked by the Reverend and Dear Campbellite's post that I hit reply prematurely!

Then I decided it was one of those errors in semantics to which our brother seems increasingly subject.

Baby oil is liquid to lubricate infants, not liquid obtained from infants! As a father, surely you remember the characteristics of liquids flowing from babies? Do try to keep up, Reverend and Dear Sir! You seemed to grasp the principle with regard to baby meat, now you must learn to generalize.

A gargle of baking soda and table salt in equal proportions, dissolved in warm water, will cleanse dear Dolphy's tongue, and prompt her to more caution in future.

*Returns to her search for Kitten, the cornfields now being cleaned up to her satisfaction*

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"I come from a state that raises corn, and cockleburrs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me"

Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver at a naval banquet in Philadelphia, 1899

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Campbellite

Ut unum sint
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quote:
Originally posted by bessie rosebride:
Campbellite,

How nice of you to drop in.

One question remains for you, too.

There's this little matter of our poor missing and lost Kitten. The very one you were fattening up and prodding with the fireplace poker....seen 'er lately, have you?

I haven't seen Kitten in days.
Really.
I haven't!
Honest.

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Suffering for Jesus since 1966.
WTFWED?

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Kitten
Shipmate
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Hi

I'm back from frolicking and frisking in the gales in Norfolk and in the mist on Dartmoor.

Did anybody miss me?

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Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box

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