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coffee jim
Shipmate
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Okay...
World Kikery - how can it be combatted?

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve

Miscegenation a Sin - Biblical Proof

Jesus was a Arian (sic)

Genocide of Protestants in the Republic of Ireland - the Truth they Tried to Ban

Mohammedanism - is the UK being invaded?

And a tangent: - I get the feeling that Gunner's abortive 'Buggered?!' thread partly inspired this one. Okay, we know the OT and St.Paul ain't down with gaiety, but is there anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't take it up the ass, with a dildo or otherwise?

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St. Punk the Pious

Biblical™ Punk
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The Bible is Right and Somebody's Wrong

OOPS! [Ultra confused]

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The Society of St. Pius *
Wannabe Anglican, Reader
My reely gud book.

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Sine Nomine*

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"Why Fundamentalists and Charismatics are the same. An Anglo-Catholic perspective."
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Robert Armin

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When Jesus said, "Turn The Other Cheek," he really meant, "Lead With Your Right".

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Keeping fit was an obsession with Fr Moity .... He did chin ups in the vestry, calisthenics in the pulpit, and had developed a series of Tai-Chi exercises to correspond with ritual movements of the Mass. The Antipope Robert Rankin

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Adrienne
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I was harmed by evangelicals - feel sorry for me.

Is God a woman?

Our tat is more liturgically correct/pleasing to the Almighty than your tat.

I also avoid any thread with these words in the title - chocolate, fluffy/bunnies/pink (any two), association/word (any two).

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kittylou
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You Don't Like It Because You're Just Jealous [Razz]

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I'm still thinking...

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Laura
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How about:

"Why Fundamentalists, Evangelicals, Pentacostals and Charismatics are the same, or if they aren't, they sure dress like it. An Anglo-Catholic perspective."

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Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. - Erich Fromm

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Sine Nomine*

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Laura,
I had wanted to work "polyester" in there somewhere, but that seemed a bit cruel, even for Hell.

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Ariel
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You can't help having no sense of humour, you're foreign.

When I say foreign, that includes from a different part of my own country.

It also includes people from the other side of my own town who I don't like.

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Sine Nomine*

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"Why Tat should all be melted down and given to the poor"
Oh...Never mind. That was an actual thread, wasn't it.

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David
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Calvinism - A One-way Trip to Hell
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Father Gregory

Orthodoxy
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I've just discovered you can be a Buddhist, a Christian, a Jew, a Muslim, a Hindhu and a Sikh all at the same time. Isn't that great?!

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Fr. Gregory
Find Your Way Around the Plot
TheOrthodoxPlot™

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Robert Armin

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Yes - posted by a wonderful Shipmate, with her tongue firmly in her cheek. She never intended to upset folk, and apologised profusely when she realised she had, so I think it is somewhat unfair to drag it all up again now.

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Benedictus
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Books We Need to Burn

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Resentment: Me drinking poison and expecting them to die

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Sine Nomine*

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quote:
Originally posted by the Wanderer:
I think it is somewhat unfair to drag it all up again now.

Sorry. Late in the afternoon. Being silly.
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David
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Yet Another Interminable Thread on some minuscule Anglican issue that interests approximately three people.
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David
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Is Saddam Hussein building the New Temple of Babylon?
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Trevor
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I will now Prove that Hell has Literal Fire by Quoting Jonathan Edwards a Lot.

Those People are Obviously Controlled by Satan Because They Don't Believe in Him.

...and of course the old standby...

An Exhaustive Discussion of Why Something I Don't Understand Must Be Evil, Because If It Wasn't, Focus on the Family Wouldn't Have Said It Was.

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my joy has been transfinite

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David
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So, Trevor, where has anything like that been mentioned on the Ship?
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Robert Armin

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Wouldn't

Anyone who reads a word of Harry Potter becomes a child sacrificing Satanist

be covered by Trevor's last point?

(He's on his 13th post - doesn't he deserve some slack?)

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David
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He got some slack. [Yipee]
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Sean D
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You Call Yourselves Christians But You Disagree All The Time, Why Can't We Just Rub Along And Get On With Evangelism thread.

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MrSponge2U

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Who cares what's in those Chick Tracts, as long as people are getting saved.

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sig? what sig?

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Laura
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I Have Many Bad Habits. But It's Not My Fault. Everyone Must Affirm Me Now. Or I'm Stomping Out Of This Picky Church.

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RooK

1 of 6
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"AHA! Your thread used the letter 'e' three times - my trigger to introduce my own personal dead horse!"
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Amos

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Viscousness on the Ship--Honey or Slime?

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At the end of the day we face our Maker alongside Jesus--ken

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Ariel
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This thread wasn't originally about me, but it is now.

Also, my own thread about me, by myself. But you can post too so long as you stay on topic.

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Edward OGS
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How about: This post reminds me of another post, from the early days which YOU do not remember because you were not here from day one and can not discover since it is not in archives, so I will ignore any new points raised and react as if it were the same one I hated last time it came up.
[Devil]

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The Venerable Edward Simonton OGS

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Miffy

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This is the second time this thread has come up since I joined the Ship. I suspect a conspiracy on the part of Marks and Spencer's lingerie department. [Wink]

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"I don't feel like smiling." "You're English dear; fake it!" (Colin Firth "Easy Virtue")
Growing Greenpatches

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Wood
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Why I Loved This Lame Christian Paperback And Consider It The Salvation Of The Church (Notwithstanding The Fact That Only About Five People Have Read It). If You Tell Me You Didn't Like It, I Will Refuse To Accept Your Reasons Why, No Matter How Reasoned And Clear They May Be, And Furthermore Consider You Stupid For "Not Getting It".

Other ones that have me waking up screaming:

The Ichthus And The Vagina (yes, I know it was a real thread. I put it in DH myself. But it still has me screaming.)

Hey Everyone! Let's Play Mornington Crescent Again!

Why Christian Clerics Must Wear Pointy Hats (And How Many Points Their Hats Should Have)

CS Lewis Wasn't Much Cop, Actually, Was He?

Jesus Was Actually A Twelfth Level Ascended Master Of My Religion. And Was Actually Being Remote Controlled By Maitreya Anyway. So You Can't Have Him And You're All Benighted And Unenlightened. I Know This Because I Made It Up Myself.

I Know Nothing About Baptists/ Anglicans/ Catholics/ etc. But I'm Going To Make Crass And Inaccurate Generalisations About Them Anyway Because I once Met One I Didn't Like

Why The Archbish of Sydney Is A Toppermost Bloke [Eek!]

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Narcissism.

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Wood
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quote:
Originally posted by Adrienne:
I was harmed by evangelicals - feel sorry for me.

Yep. That also has me waking up screaming.

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Narcissism.

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Firenze

Ordinary decent pagan
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Any Excuse for Salacious Trivia But From a Deeply Moral Viewpoint

is always one which has me buying into the truth of revealed religion!

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Gambit

London Shipmeet King
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The very simple

Everyone is entitled to my opinion

...or...

Christian Marriage and Children: Why if I want to hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet, I'll put shoes on the damn cat!

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There is a little bit of my mitral regurgitation that is forever yours.

Wiblog: Now being updated less than regularly (again).

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Sine Nomine*

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"Why Muslims are not Christians"
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heathen mama
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Why don't Anglicans do enough on Tooth Decay?

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I shaved my armpits for *this*?

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Sean D
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Why Liberals (By Whom I Mean Anyone Who Doesn't Agree With Me) Have Sold Out The Gospel To Their Own Cuddly Views.

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heathen mama
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I don't mean to be pedantic. (read: I am going to be condescendingly pedantic now.)

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I shaved my armpits for *this*?

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Ann

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Why the Daily **** should take over from the church providing moral guidance to all thinking people.

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Miffy

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Is The Ship's teaching really biblically based?

Dinosaurs - the myth

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Growing Greenpatches

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Sine Nomine*

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Harry Potter, Homosexuals, Women Bishops and the Shroud of Turin -- the Secret Connection
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Harry Potter, Homosexuals, Women Bishops and the Shroud of Turin -- the Secret Connection

Oh my! That nearly knocked me off my chair! I so want to read it!!! [Killing me] [Killing me] [Killing me]

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Siegfried
Life is just a bowl of cherries!

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MrSponge2U

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George W. Bush - Our Christian President!

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heathen mama
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You don't know your vicar from your rector.

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I shaved my armpits for *this*?

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Laura
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You're all boring idiots. Here's why.

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Sine Nomine*

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quote:
Originally posted by Siegrfied:

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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Harry Potter, Homosexuals, Women Bishops and the Shroud of Turin -- the Secret Connection
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Oh my! That nearly knocked me off my chair! I so want to read it!!!

If you did, I'd have to kill you.
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quote:
Originally posted by heathen mama:
You don't know your vicar from your rector.

You all just stop now - my stomach hurts from laughing.
[Killing me]

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Knitting in the Spirit

The KJV rules!

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Growing Greenpatches

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Sine Nomine*

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I know more big words than you do and I can prove it
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If you think you've heard the Last Word From Me about this subject after I was Shot Down In Flames on Another Thread for being A Moron then you have Another Thing Coming

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Sine Nomine*

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Why I abandoned Orthodoxy and became a Unitarian
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