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Thread: Hell: God-Cursed Sodomites - All Going to Hell, or What?
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jlg
What is this place?
Why am I here?
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I read two articles in some magazine about Other Religions and therefore I am now an Expert and can tell you Why They are Wrong
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RooK
1 of 6
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I'm an antisocial schmuck with a thesaurus.
Has caused some of my teeth to be gnashed.
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JimT
Ship'th Mythtic
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Here is an utterly trite aphorism as banal as "where there's smoke there's fire." Discuss.
Here is an impenetrable new aphorism that obviously makes sense only to me. Discuss.
Here is an obvious trap barely hidden behind a loaded question. What do other Shipmates think?
Why do smart people have to make things so complicated?
Why do dumb people have to breathe the same air I do?
Why can't people who are wrong see it right away?
How come women want to be priests?
How come gay people don't know they're perverts?
Why don't Americans know they're greedy?
Why doesn't America buy Africa and give it back?
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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
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quote:
Originally posted by jlg:
I read two articles in some magazine about Other Religions and therefore I am now an Expert and can tell you Why They are Wrong
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
quote:
Posted by JimT: Why do dumb people have to breathe the same air I do?
I often wonder that.
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Posted by Sine Nomine: I know more big words than you do and I can prove it
I do. And I can. So there. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Anyway, back to the fun:
I don't care if this is your life's work. I did a couple of evening classes and I know what I'm talking about more than you do.
Christian Boy-Love
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Ariel
Shipmate
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I don't care if you did a couple of evening classes, I have no knowledge of the subject at all which means I have a totally unbiased and fresh approach so I win hands down so shut it.
And I don't care how cogent your arguments are, they're still rubbish because they are proposed by you and not me.
And if you don't find any of my jokes funny and you're not foreign that's because you have no sense of humour and never have had as is clear from all your boring posts which I haven't read.
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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The three legged stool versus the chaise longue -- Can they ever be reconciled?
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Newman's Own
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If you have recited the Nicene Creed, you therefore have both 'cut people off' and are implying that you think those who cannot, in conscience, recite the creed are going to hell.
Those who do not attend church have achieved a higher level of Christian commitment.
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“History as Revelation is seldom very revealing, and histories of holiness are full of holes.” - Dermot Quinn
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ChastMastr
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Hi, I'm Yet Another Sock Puppet Of Someone You Thought Was Gone A While Back
(I hate that one.)
This is obvious to me, so it should be obvious to everyone, and if it isn't, they're willfully blind
(I think that's kind of close to one I posted a while back, but it deserves a repeat...)
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coffee jim
Shipmate
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Why do priestesses get so snippy when I tell them their 'vocations' are delusional?
Why FiF are a hair's breadth away from the Republic of Gilead in 'The Handmaid's Tale'.
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heathen mama
Shipmate
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Party Thread! Come as your favorite Lord Of The Rings character!
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I shaved my armpits for *this*?
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MrSponge2U
Ship’s scrub
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Rock music is a tool of the devil and it started with them Beatles
I sure liked movies better when the actresses kept their clothes on
Flirt Fest!
Cats and Demons: One and the Same?
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Siegfried
Ship's ferret
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"The Black Stallion" is a Satanic work.
Oh wait.. that one came up, too!!
Sieg
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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I'm more sensitive to the world's pain than you are. So there. Nyaaah!
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jlg
What is this place?
Why am I here?
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Why Doesn't Anybody Understand Me?
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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Liturgically correct undergarments
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"I don't feel like smiling." "You're English dear; fake it!" (Colin Firth "Easy Virtue")
Growing Greenpatches
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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I hate you. I hate what you stand for. I hate your sister too. And I say this in the spirit of Christian charity, so please don't get offended.
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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quote:
Originally posted by Miffy:
Liturgically correct undergarments
Careful. I think that discussion is currently going on in Mystery Worship. No. Wait. It was tiaras. I get so confused. I'm going home.
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Anselmina
Ship's barmaid
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quote:
Originally posted by ThatsMrJuice2U:
Rock music is a tool of the devil and it started with them Beatles
<To be heard in a high whiney 'nobody would've spotted the obviously ignorant grammatical error if I, Queen of the Dictionary, hadn't condescended to point it out' voice>
Those Beatles <sigh>, not them.
Hey, pedants are people, too!
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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
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Pedants aren't people.
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Narcissism.
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anglicanrascal
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by The Milkman of Human Kindness:
Pedants aren't people.
Well, to be precise, pendants usually are people. Maybe it would be more correct to say that pedants are the kind of people that you would like to think of as lacking the traits exemplified by people that you respect?
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Rev per Minute
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by anglicanrascal:
Well, to be precise, pendants usually are people.
And I thought pendants were decorations you wore on a necklace...
[A little more thinking would have helped your pathetic attempt at code.]
[ 06. February 2003, 22:44: Message edited by: sarkycow ]
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At the end of the day, we face our Maker alongside Jesus. RIP ken
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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
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quote:
Originally posted by anglicanrascal:
quote:
Originally posted by The Milkman of Human Kindness:
Pedants aren't people.
Well, to be precise, pendants usually are people. Maybe it would be more correct to say that pedants are the kind of people that you would like to think of as lacking the traits exemplified by people that you respect?
I am a pedant. I was just posting in the spirit of the thread, silly. ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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Narcissism.
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Stephen
Shipmate
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Is this the Hell version of Morningto Crescent then?
A Dead Horse if ever I saw one!!!!! ![[Two face]](graemlins/scot_twoface.gif) ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
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Best Wishes
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'Be still,then, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the nations and I will be exalted in the earth' Ps46 v10
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anglicanrascal
Shipmate
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Originally posted by The Milkman of Human Kindness:
I am a pedant. I was just posting in the spirit of the thread, silly.
Sorry - 'twas just a poor effort on my part to encourage and affirm you in your pedantry (...or pendantry if jewellery takes your fancy).
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Tubbs
Miss Congeniality
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I have found research that proves my point. Oh yes I have. I have! I bloody well have! And I am not going to be polite about this because I am right and you are in denial about it. And you can pick holes in the methodology and the sources all you want. Because I am right. Why? Because I say so ...
Tubbs
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heathen mama
Shipmate
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Clearly, Mr. Juice was using "them Beatles" as a comic construction. In America, to illustrate stupidity of a made up character, we use back-woods slang. He was adopting the grammatical flavor of someone, quite likely called Cletus, to further show the stupidity of what was being said.
Can we please return to the game now?
I will add:
It doesn't matter what the topic of this thread is, becuase as soon as one grammatical error is made, the entire thread will become a pedantic dick contest.
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I shaved my armpits for *this*?
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Anyone who was a REAL Christian would realize I'm right
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the famous rachel
Shipmate
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Re: tat melting thread of days gone by.....
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Originally posted by The Wanderer:
Yes - posted by a wonderful Shipmate, with her tongue firmly in her cheek. She never intended to upset folk, and apologised profusely when she realised she had, so I think it is somewhat unfair to drag it all up again now.
Thank you, Wanderer! My staunch defender! And you're right as well, which makes you doubly lovely.
All the best,
Rachel.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by heathen mama:
Clearly, Mr. Juice was using "them Beatles" as a comic construction. In America, to illustrate stupidity of a made up character, we use back-woods slang. He was adopting the grammatical flavor of someone, quite likely called Cletus, to further show the stupidity of what was being said.
Can we please return to the game now?
I will add:
It doesn't matter what the topic of this thread is, becuase as soon as one grammatical error is made, the entire thread will become a pedantic dick contest.
Shucks, ain't that funny!
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Oh, and here's a "mea culpa"--
I'm bored with the threads in Heaven, I'm too lazy to compose an answer for anything in Purgatory, so I'm gonna start a gratuitous nose-pulling thread in Hell that's doomed to sink after two days.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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St. Punk the Pious
Biblical™ Punk
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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Oh, and here's a "mea culpa"--
I'm bored with the threads in Heaven, I'm too lazy to compose an answer for anything in Purgatory, so I'm gonna start a gratuitous nose-pulling thread in Hell that's doomed to sink after two days.
I don't know what the heck a "mea culpa" is. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
But that sounds like something I've done, too. Except mine took longer to sink.
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Wannabe Anglican, Reader
My reely gud book.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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that sounds like something I've done...
That's what a 'mea culpa' is. "my fault" literally.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Robert Armin
All licens'd fool
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Ah Rachel - we don't see enough of you on board these days. Good to hear from you again. ![[Love]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif)
How about:
My political convictions are divinely inspired and anyone who disagrees with me is on a Satanically-inspired mission to destroy Western Civilization.?
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St. Punk the Pious
Biblical™ Punk
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I know Kelly. It was a funny, I guess. My self-satire goes flat sometimes. Speaking of which...
quote:
My political convictions are divinely inspired and anyone who disagrees with me is on a Satanically-inspired mission to destroy Western Civilization.
But they are, wanderer, they are!
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Wannabe Anglican, Reader
My reely gud book.
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Robert Armin
All licens'd fool
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No, no - the first part of my title applies to me, only the second half to you!
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Sean D
Cheery barman
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quote:
Originally posted by anglicanrascal:
Well, to be precise, pendants usually are people.
Absolutely. I have known many pedantic plants and animals.
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postpostevangelical
http://www.stmellitus.org/
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RooK
1 of 6
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Droll humour is always funny, no matter how many time we re-use the same pathetic gag.
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Robert Armin
All licens'd fool
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I'd like to say something grotesquely and outrageously offensive and, when challenged, claim that this is evidence that the rest of you have no sense of humour.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Sorry, Punky Markster. ( ) That must have come off as incredibly pompous.
I guess I was subconsciously jealous of your thread lasting longer.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Tubbs
Miss Congeniality
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Board rules and why they don't apply to me ...
And why any attempt to apply them to my good self is evidence of a) your repression of my right to free speech and b) proof that you are a bunch of <insert gratious insult here>
Tubbs
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"It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than open it up and remove all doubt" - Dennis Thatcher. My blog. Decide for yourself which I am
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welsh dragon
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Fr. Gregory:
Christianity is whatever I think it is and if you disagree you must be an overbearing hierarch who wants to rape me spiritually. (Discuss ... er no, not possible).
Christianity is whatever I think it is and if you disagree, well, you just aren't a Christian then...(Discuss? Ooh no, lets refer back to tradition instead...after all you can't argue with that)
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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You Only Say That Because You Have a Very Small Organ
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heathen mama
Shipmate
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Hi this is my third post and you are all wrong and very bad Christians. Praise Jesus.
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Nicolemr
Shipmate
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can't you all see that *insert name here* is an awful person? i can, and i've only been here a week!
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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I believe in the reliability of Scripture, unless you quote something that kills my point.
(Doncha love it?)
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Nicolemr
Shipmate
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(btw, i should add that my above post is not only a reaction to whats going on on the "calling god to hell" thread, but also something on another board i post on. can't people get it through their heads that its a bad idea to drop into a brand new community and start flaming long-established, well liked posters?)
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Wesley S Chappell
Shipmate
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haha this thread is cracking me up! Some others I've noticed are:
'The Bible is true because it says it is'
(from an atheist:)'My views do not need to be justified but yours do', or, 'atheism is not a theological position' (??????)
'What should the Christian approach be to: underfloor heating/bespoke tailoring/archery/ferret keeping etc'
'You guys just pick and choose bits of scripture that suit you' (er...and you don't?)
'The first Christians are the only authentic ones' (erm...they were actually Jews werent' they?)
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3M Matt
Shipmate
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*sob* *wail* Someone told me I was wrong on an issue. My liberty is being oppressed!
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