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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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I have decided that I'm sick of it. Nothing in particular, except far too many demands on my time as of late, but I'd gladly sacrifice a limb, a non-essential organ, or a Democrat [Big Grin] to live somewhere far, FAR away from people and their crappy problems.

I hate people. They suck festering mongoose balls. And I'm a classic extrovert.

*sigh*

[ 18. June 2003, 23:53: Message edited by: Sarkycow ]

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Laura
General nuisance
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[sickening church auntie voice]
Erin, my dear. It is because we all suck festering mongoose balls that only Jesus could love us and why he died for us.
[/sickening church auntie voice]

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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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You're on my list.

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KenWritez
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<passes silver hors d'oeurves platter to Erin.>

Here you are, dear; festering mongoose balls on a stick. Do try the dip.

[Snigger]

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JimT

Ship'th Mythtic
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Erin, now you know why I sold my business in DC and moved to Corvallis to attend graduate school. The relative suck percentage here is far lower than the dreaded I-95 corridor on the East Coast. The only really sucky person I've met here is a Biophysics professor with no penis who tries to convince people that it doesn't matter because his brain is so big. In fact, his subatomic brain is smaller than his microscopic penis and he neither understands nor uses the mathematics he teaches to solve protein structures with NMR. He simply pieces information together like a geriatric doing a 5,000 piece puzzle of the base of Niagara Falls. To be frank, I don't like him.
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maleveque
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JimT:
How did you ever find out how big his penis is?

Erin:
Here's my mantra of the moment:
"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand."
-Linus
Do we need to send chocolate?
Anne L.

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JimT

Ship'th Mythtic
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He was walking by the NMR one day and the technician accidentally shot a sample of his crotch. She immediately clapped her hand over her mouth to stifle the giggle and started engaging the zoom. At 32,000 times magnification she found a rod-like structure that did not show the characteristic chemical dispersion of E. coli. It is presumed that the structure in question was his penis and that it is no more than 1.5 microns in size.

Since you asked. [Snigger]

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Nightlamp
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Erin you have to learn to see people with the eyes of Jesus.

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Alt Wally

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I work in the equities world, so I listen to people yell and say insulting things all day. No pit traders here, but lots of dickheads none the less. I think I'm used to it now, but I am in the I-95 suck corridor. My policy is to try and ignore everyone and keep people out of my office at all costs.
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Anselmina
Ship's barmaid
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Nightlamp, you realize Erin'll now be looking for a blunt spoon to do just that very thing! Though to avoid blasphemy, I suggest she tries it first with the eyes of the aforementioned Democrat.

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chukovsky

Ship's toddler
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quote:
Originally posted by Nightlamp:
Erin you have to learn to see people with the eyes of Jesus.

Except they might be a bit maggoty by now.

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Sean D
Cheery barman
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I always assumed they were in heaven, still attached to his head.
[/sickly church uncle voice]

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starbelly
but you can call me Neil
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quote:
Originally posted by Erin:

I hate people.

well, you are one of them, Or are you sub-human...Ok, silly question.

Neil

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Golden Key
Shipmate
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Erin, I suspect this will suit your mood:

The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce

PS Check the entry for your avatar. [Wink]

Note: this is a satiric dictionary. It is offensive, and is meant to be so.

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RooK

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I don't think you need any specific eyeballs to see people in a manner similar to the way Jesus was reported to have done. All you have to do squeeze your eyes shut, to avoid seeing all their stinking filthy flaws, and chant loudly "la la la la, I know you're all nice in some way".

I propose that the only way in which some people are nice is grilled, with pungent flavour-covering sauce.

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Clyde
Shipmate
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Cheer up Erin, there's sure to be some jumped up obnoxious Apprentice along shortly.
(I know that chewing relieves tension in Alligators) [Smile]

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JimT

Ship'th Mythtic
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Perhaps we should try the reverse of a process employed by Jack Nicholson's character in "As Good as it Gets." When asked how it is that he can write with such insight into his female characters he replies, "I imagine a man. Then I subtract reason and responsibility."

Perhaps we should imagine a typical asshole, then add reason and responsibility?

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Nightlamp
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quote:
Originally posted by chukovsky:
quote:
Originally posted by Nightlamp:
Erin you have to learn to see people with the eyes of Jesus.

Except they might be a bit maggoty by now.
Ok so you don't believe in the ressurection so maybe I should have the resurrected eyes of Jesus.

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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(Refraining from joining the "maggoty eyes of Jesus" debate. This has got to be the most macabre derailment I have ever seen.)

Erin, I have a recurring fantasy of moving to a remote Alaskan plain, where I can stand on my front porch and gaze at miles of nothing between me and my closest neighbor, fifteen miles away.
But then I'm an introvert.

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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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You people are some sick motherfuckers.

I, too, am on the I95 suckage corridor. And now I'm even more seriously bummed out cause my Cinco de Mayo fiesta got cancelled. However, I made the dulce de leche, and I think I'm going to eat the whole can with a spoon. [Smile]

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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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And golden key, I may just make that my next signature. [Big Grin]

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chukovsky

Ship's toddler
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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
(Refraining from joining the "maggoty eyes of Jesus" debate. This has got to be the most macabre derailment I have ever seen.)

Thanks Kelly, that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me in a long time. You've made my day.

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duchess

Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
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quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
I don't think you need any specific eyeballs to see people in a manner similar to the way Jesus was reported to have done. All you have to do squeeze your eyes shut, to avoid seeing all their stinking filthy flaws, and chant loudly "la la la la, I know you're all nice in some way".

I propose that the only way in which some people are nice is grilled, with pungent flavour-covering sauce.

come to Jesus, heathen.

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Mad Geo

Ship's navel gazer
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Duchess,
Your right, grilled with a nice barbeque sauce is clearly better. Teriyaki would be better still.

Erin, can I provide a few democrats for you to sacrifice?

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RooK

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quote:
Originally posted by duchess:
come to Jesus, heathen.

Shortly after you posted that, I had this warm feeling deep down inside.

It was gas.

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Raspberry Rabbit

Will preach for food
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Erin wrote:

quote:
*sigh*
Awwwwww, Pookums!

Raspberry Rabbit
Montreal, QC

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Raspberry Rabbit

Will preach for food
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Rook wrote

quote:
Shortly after you posted that, I had this warm feeling deep down inside.
I had a warm feeling too. I hope mine was gas...

RR
MTL

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Sine Nomine*

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quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
However, I made the dulce de leche, and I think I'm going to eat the whole can with a spoon. [Smile]

My God, woman, don't you know you're not supposed to leave it in the can! It can explode in the oven.
Looking on the bright side, no matter how sucky your life is right now, at least you didn't have to clean up exploded partially caramelized sweetened condensed milk from all over your kitchen. (This may or may not be a comfort at this time. I'm guessing not.)

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Nightlamp
Shipmate
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Mind you with the mood Erin is in maybe it is maggoty eyes.

Doesn't the I-95 end in Miami? I have to say, nothing personal, but my two brief visits to Miami weren't that pleasant.

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chukovsky

Ship's toddler
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Yes, you can, if it's the right kind of can. That's how you make banoffee pie too.

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Nanny Ogg

Ship's cushion
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quote:
Originally posted by chukovsky:
Yes, you can, if it's the right kind of can. That's how you make banoffee pie too.

Oh no - NOT banoffee pie [Help]

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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
My God, woman, don't you know you're not supposed to leave it in the can! It can explode in the oven.

Only freaks put it in the oven. Mine was boiled all to hell in a big ol' chili pot.

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The Queen
Apprentice
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erin, have you ever thought of suicide?

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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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Go fuck yourself, your highness. Please and thank you!

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Mad Geo

Ship's navel gazer
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I think the Queen passed the flexible stage of fucking herself, around 50 years ago.....

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Emma Louise

Storm in a teapot
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erin - just thought youd like lots of hugs

(((((((erin)))))))) and [Love] [Love]

tee hee [Snigger] [Snigger]

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Ham'n'Eggs

Ship's Pig
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Sweepstake anyone?

Bags I have May the 11th.

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Ham'n'Eggs

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("anad" is obviously a typo for "anal")

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Sine Nomine*

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quote:
Originally posted by Ham'n'Eggs:
Sweepstake anyone?

Bags I have May the 11th.

Having taken a quick look-see at "view recent posts" my money is on the 7th.
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The Queen
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erin, I'm sorry you don't find the human race to your taste. But there again it might be your attitude towards other people rather than the people themselves at fault. [Razz]

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RooK

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Why doesn't The Queen just smear herself with barbecue sauce?
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duchess

Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
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quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
quote:
Originally posted by duchess:
come to Jesus, heathen.

Shortly after you posted that, I had this warm feeling deep down inside.

It was gas.

Get behind me SATAN! Now to Rook, you know YOU WANT THIS! Give in to the feelings and lay off the fiber for awhile, you farting-pagan-troubadour [Votive] or you will explode like the little explosive cherry bomb you are!

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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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quote:
Originally posted by The Queen:
erin, I'm sorry you don't find the human race to your taste. But there again it might be your attitude towards other people rather than the people themselves at fault. [Razz]

No, it's definitely the other people's fault. Starting with you, turd. Now let mommy and daddy have their computer back.

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Sine Nomine*

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Changed my mind. Is the 6th taken?
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RuthW

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I want the 8th, but only because the 6th and 7th are taken.
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Anselmina
Ship's barmaid
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I guess it's got to be the 9th for me then. Oh, the suspense!

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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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quote:
Originally posted by RuthW:
I want the 8th, but only because the 6th and 7th are taken.

Happy birthday to ME!

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RooK

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I think that effectively bumps up the odds for the 8th...
(Trying not to imagine how Erin would be in a "festive" mood.)

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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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I believe the decorations involve heads on pikes, intestines strewn about like streamers, and necklaces of teeth, fingers and toes adorning various pillars and walls.

Should be fun [Big Grin]

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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I hope the subject of this pool isn't what I think it is.

(Fingers axe-handle with all the restraint she can muster. Marie Antoinette was a queen,too, honey.) [Mad]

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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