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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
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Horses cos I once patted one and rode a donkey at Llandudno beach when I was 10.
IAafeo.......
gay relationships because I like Judy Garland.
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Sine Nomine*
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God, because I've seen "The 10 Commandments" several times on television.
English History, because I read "Forever Amber".
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Ormo
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IAaFEo:
Psychiatry cos i watched frasier two weeks in a row.
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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The Church of England, because I heard Lord Carey preach on Sunday.
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dyfrig
Blue Scarfed Menace
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God because I am a priest....
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Ormo
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Northern Irish politics cos I saw a mural with a balaclava in it once.
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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The C of E, because I once had lunch with someone who belonged to it.
Email, because I've had some.
Norwegian cheese, because my penpal's dog used to eat it.
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Ormo
Shipmate
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Samson, cos i have had my hair cut.
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Captain Caveman
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IAafeo
How much harm and how little good Christianity has done because I had to go to a christening service once and it was boring and also I once saw part of a documentary about the crusades.
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Evangelicalism, because I read one of Merseymike's posts.
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Ormo
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IAaFEo:
Life since I turned 13 cos I became a teenager and thus I know everything.
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birdie
fowl
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[going in for an early tangent]
I am half way through re-reading a biography of the Mitford girls, and am reminded of Nancy’s husband, Peter Rodd. It seems he WAS a friking expert on everything, and started most sentences with ‘I know, I know’.
Family legend has it that he once said
“I know, I know, I am the Pope…”
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kentishmaid
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Tea, because I drink vast quantities of it daily.
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Chapelhead*
Ship’s Photographer
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...history, because I've seen lots of 'Carry on' films.
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Ormo
Shipmate
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IAaFEo:
China and chinese culture cos I had sweet and sour pork for dinner
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Willyburger
Ship's barber
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Evangelicalism, because I read one of Merseymike's posts.
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
Rural England, because I read All Creatures Great and Small when I was a kid.
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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The Universe, because I saw this really interesting program on public television.
Allright, folks. Top that one.
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
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US Politics, because I once saw a Panorama program about them.
And on Sine Nomine, cos I once read one of his/her posts.
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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quote:
Originally posted by Schroedinger's cat:
And on Sine Nomine, cos I once read one of his/her posts.
"And you've now become an expert on the subject I like most."
(With apologies to Oscar Hammerstein II)
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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
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IAafeo:
Ancient history and religion, because I went to a couple evening classes and own the complete works of Silver Ravenwolf.
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
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IAafeo Celtic spirituality cos I wear this pretty cross round my neck, which I got from Glastonbury.
[And actually I do have a Celtic cross, which I did get from Glastonbury]
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Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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Chapelhead*
Ship’s Photographer
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IAafeo:
Everything, I'm a bloke.
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Ormo
Shipmate
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IAaFEo
The second world war, cos I've seen saving private ryan.
The vietnam war, cos i have seen good morning vietnam.
The gulf war, cos i have seen three kings.
and many, many more!
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LittleTotty
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IAafeo
Opera, because I saw The Phantom of... in the early nineties.
Sex, because I read Cosmopolitan.
Music, because I have more CD's than you...
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Your children because I'm a doctor. ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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JimT
Ship'th Mythtic
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Everything, because I say so in every post I make.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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We already knew that, JimT. ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
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The Bible : because I know bits of it off by heart.
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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I know everything there is to know about childcare, romance, cooking, fashion, and relationships. I must do, I'm a woman.
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Beenster
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IAAFEO cars because there are some parked outside on the road in different colours.
Also interior design - as my house has an inside.
Childbirth - as a friend had a child.
Jesus - because I have read his biography, have a photo of him *and* he is my best friend - as I sang the other day.
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Sarcasm, because I once...no, wait. I really am an expert on sarcasm.
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Divine Outlaw
Gin-soaked boy
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IAafeo Christianity and why it is a conspiracy against free-thinking gnostics/ pagans/ humanity/ the truth that Jesus was a mushroom eating spaceman BECAUSE I once read a book from the 'Mind, body and spirit' section at waterstones/ I once saw a programme on Channel 4
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Spike
Mostly Harmless
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IAafeo
International politics because I read The Sun and the Daily Star.
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flutterpink
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...new age philosophy because I once took a yoga class.
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Boopy
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....Children, because I used to be one.
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MiceElf
Not your average mouse
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IAAFEO ...... CLASSICAL MUSIC....
because I can play CHOPSTICKS on the piano .....(nearly)
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What do we want.... Cure for Obesity
When do we want it.... After Dessert.
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zephirine of the roses
Soul of the rose
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.. being queen cuz i carry a natty purse and wore a tiara once.
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Chapelhead*
Ship’s Photographer
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IAafeo...
...nothing, but that's not going to stop me telling everyone how it should be done.
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Benedikt Gott Geschickt!
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Cusanus
Ship's Schoolmaster
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IAafeo...
America because I've seen Bowling for Columbine
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Grits
Compassionate fundamentalist
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IAAFEO... Victorian England, because I've seen "The Importance of Being Earnest" AND "Sense and Sensibility".
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