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ChastMastr
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(any thread calcluated exclusively for amusement value on "Famous Last Posts" but with no other useful content)

What would the hybridised offspring of ShipMates A and B look like? (Inspired by the Erin/Merseymike thread which just closed in Hell)

Puns, puns, puns


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Religion for Fun and Prophet

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We've replaced their pagan gods with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if they notice.

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ken
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Where're the HellHosts when you need them?

This is now a game thread! [Disappointed]

Even though my post was THE best, everybody else is doing very well. [Roll Eyes]

[ 05. August 2003, 17:31: Message edited by: ken ]

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Ken

L’amor che move il sole e l’altre stelle.

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RooK

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quote:
Originally posted by Robert Miller:
  • Church - a crutch for the weak-minded amongst us

Hee hee! That was the first thread I ever started in Purgatory!

quote:
Originally posted by ken:
Where're the HellHosts when you need them?

Right here, by the bribe-line.
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ChastMastr
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The Adventures of Spong-Bob SquarePants (about the bishop, not the ShipMate)

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Nightlamp
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Should we have a gay bishop?

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Chapelhead*

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Should we have another gay bishop?


[Punctuation, punctuation, punctuation.]

[ 05. August 2003, 21:58: Message edited by: Chapelhead ]

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Crucifixion or Impaling - Which Would You Opt For and Why?
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Robert Porter-Miller

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quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
quote:
Originally posted by Robert Miller:
  • Church - a crutch for the weak-minded amongst us

Hee hee! That was the first thread I ever started in Purgatory!


Great minds think alike then Rook!


  • Which ism from Protestantism would you like to take on a date and why?
  • Have you ever noticed that the first three letters of Cinema spell SIN?
  • God - it just is doG spelt backwards
  • Where did you lose YOUR virginity?


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It's a beautiful day - don't let it get away - Bono and the boys

Let's all "Release Some Tension"

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Calling Merseymike to Hell

Where did your dog lose its virginity

Animals I have had sex with


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ChastMastr
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The Monstrous Regiment of Women

Any New Thread On A Controversial/Dead Horses Subject Started, Preferably, On An Inappropriate Board, By A Person Who Has Never Posted Here Before, And Using Angry Or Inflammatory Language

Naughty Links

Satan: Misunderstood?

Any Thread On A Book Or Film Which Has Spoilers In The Title Or First Sentence Of Any Post (because it will show up on "recent posts" even if people avoid specifically clicking on the thread)


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Schroedinger's cat

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Why don't we get rid of the clergy? in MW

Why don't we just let the clergy get on with it? in SF

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Lord may all my hard times be healing times
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Ormo
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When tigers attack - post your photos here!


quote:
Originally posted by Fr. Gregory:
Why I think Ian Paisley is a really nice person.

Is that you Eileen?
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Glimmer

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Basement Sacrificial Altar – A Family Construction Project
Apostolic Fashion
Crib Songs Of The Russian Revolution
Moses Was A Lonely Old Fart
Mary Magdalene's Body Building Course
Gnostic Writings – The Hellhost Love Notes
The Postcards of St Paul
What Balaam’s Ass Said On Other Days
Church Fathers’ Smilies
Gain Weight And Have Two Fatted Calves
Nehemiah's Bridges From Babylon Tour Guide


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The original, unchanged 4540.
The Temple area, Ankh Morpork

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Grits
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quote:
The Monstrous Regiment of Women

I'm not sure what this means, but I'm pretty sure it would qualify as a bad idea for a thread!

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Big Steve

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Wildebeest - a species in need of extinction?
Incest among complete strangers
Toe cheese
Tony Blair's beard - imaginary or just very short?
Holing boats and other tips for successful marine arson

[ 07. August 2003, 16:30: Message edited by: Jimi Kendricks ]

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Louise
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Re 'Monstrous Regiment of Women'

It means unnatural government by women, (regiment = government in this case) ie. that it's unnatural and wrong for any woman to hold political power. Tis the title of a very badly timed tract by John Knox aimed at denouncing the rule of Mary Tudor and Marie de Guise (Mary Queen of Scots' RC mother) unfortunately they died shortly after he published it and he then had to explain why Elizabeth I was a GOOD THING whereas he had just said that all ruling queens were a BAD THING. Not surprisingly Elizabeth wasn't amused!


So the bad thread title would be

Women unfit to govern anything! The Bible says so!

Brought to you by your friendly local Scots history pedant [Big Grin]

[ 07. August 2003, 16:36: Message edited by: Louise ]

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Grits
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Thank you, Louise. I assumed it was a chauvinistic, anti-woman kind of suggestion, but I did not realize the political implications of it.

So an answering thread to that would be:

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman." (Thanks to Margaret Thatcher.)

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ChastMastr
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It gets better; the title is actually The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment of Women. Well, at least he wasn't melodramatic or anything.

Naughty Words in the KJV Bible (on boards other than T &T, that is, preferably Heaven)

Oh!! Oh!!! 1611 --- Straight From Heaven!

David
has seen that on a bumper sticker

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Elizabeth Anne

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Look at me! I'm quoting scripture, sans commentary, to make my arguments for me! Aren't I the clever one!

There is no such thing as heresy. Now let's all hold hands and sing Kumbayah!

Of course Chick tracts are so, um, forward. Your eternal soul is at stake!
(I have actually seen a non-satirical article titled this)

What Satan has planned for you when you arrive in his domain, you soulless heretic. [WARNING: Likely Spoilers]

I'm starting a John S. Spong Fan Club! Who wants to buy a t-shirt?

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"I'm fed up an I want to whinge. Hear me whinge. Waaaaaaaaaaaaah"
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magnum mysterium
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quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
"I'm fed up an I want to whinge. Hear me whinge. Waaaaaaaaaaaaah"

Too bad sweetheart, I already started one like this. Now off you go and try again, there's a good girl.
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welsh dragon

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quote:
Originally posted by Magnum Mysterium:
quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
"I'm fed up an I want to whinge. Hear me whinge. Waaaaaaaaaaaaah"

Too bad sweetheart, I already started one like this. Now off you go and try again, there's a good girl.
Just pointing out what a very bad idea for a thread it is...
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dyfrig
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Who would Jesus shag?

What would Jesus shag?

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magnum mysterium
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quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
quote:
Originally posted by Magnum Mysterium:
quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
"I'm fed up an I want to whinge. Hear me whinge. Waaaaaaaaaaaaah"

Too bad sweetheart, I already started one like this. Now off you go and try again, there's a good girl.
Just pointing out what a very bad idea for a thread it is...
What parameters do you use to measure the worth of a thread? I'm curious. I've had a lot of responses in a very short time. I'm happy.
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Glimmer

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Hi Happy MM, it got closed. Seems the Welsh Dragonnette was right! [Devil]

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The original, unchanged 4540.
The Temple area, Ankh Morpork

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Ariel
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Who's got the crappiest avatar and silliest title - vote now!

Why Jesus was wrong

I liked thread X so much I've started another two just like it

Let's play Shunt the Thread Around All the Boards

The ritual significance of the lentil

What are you wearing today?

10 Top Tips for Makeup

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kentishmaid
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Virgoans make the best Christians, and the best lovers

Headaches: Good for the soul?

Why Christians should always aim to lose at Monopoly

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Big Steve

Ship's Navigator
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B.O., sweaty handshakes and other Ship-meet hazards.

Favourite scab picking stories

Porridge recipe ideas

How to light Italians without matches

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Anselm
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  • Invitation to go 'clubbing' - gays or baby seals, I don't mind.(in All Saints)
  • My colonoscopy came back negative - I've got the photos to prove it!
  • Thoughts on the gospel according to St Mark (possible spoilers)
  • Can you give me some technical advice on how to start a thread?(in The Styx)
  • Good sir, what must I do to be saved?
  • Church fellowship songs from the 70's that have had a profound influence on my life.
  • St Paul was the love child of Jesus and Martha


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carpe diem domini
...seize the day to play dominoes?

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Ormo
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Exactly how much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck?
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Anselm
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  1. I’m reading Revelation (Pope = antichrist)
  2. I’m reading Revelation (Eastern Orthodox = whore of Babylon)
  3. I’m reading Revelation (CofE = satanic dragon)
  4. I’m reading Revelation (Presbyterian = false prophet)
  5. I’m reading Revelation (Eucharist = mark of the beast)
  6. I’m reading Revelation (SofF = unclean spirits of 16:13)
  7. I’m reading Revelation (my house church = New Jerusalem)
  8. I’m reading Revelation (...no mention of Baptists?)


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carpe diem domini
...seize the day to play dominoes?

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Schroedinger's cat

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You Mystery Worshipped my church and we're not really like that, and if you attended for a few more months you would realise it.

Scarf and Dog-Collar only consecration - the pros and cons

Why I would do a much better job than Erin

I don't like commandment x - can we please get rid of it

I know this is supposed to b a Christian dscussion web site, but can anyone help me with car maintenance?

Preview post isfor whimps
( sic )

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Ormo
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if you are over 20 you may as well be dead
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Zwingli
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I don't mind the church it's God that annoys me.

Guess which Shipmates are secret lovers

British-American imperialism is paving the way for the anti-christ.

Lets design a middle east peace roadmap!

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Ariel
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Thread for teens - you can't post here unless you are under 20.

False economy, or why Americans can't spell.

101 things you can do with peas and beans.

What's your weekly household budget? Well, mine is less!

What country should Bush bomb next?

Do you like Kylie's bum?

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Nicolemr
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why arnie will be a great governor and we should amend the connstitution so he can be president.

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Papio

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let's post personal information about shipmates we don't like!

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Infinite Penguins.
My "Readit, Swapit" page
My "LibraryThing" page

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ChastMastr
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I actually almost started this thread about thirty seconds ago, and then decided it might hurt some well-meaning new person who thought I meant them:

Certain Unnamed New People Who Come In, Ignore The Commandments, And Then Troll

My OP was going to consist of several lines of A's, followed by RRRGGGHHH!!! (AAAAA...AAAAAARGH!) and perhaps this smiley: [brick wall] over and over again.

But I think it would be a bad idea for a thread.

So I mustn't.

[brick wall]

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Papio

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on the other hand, Chast, we all new which two newbies you mean..............

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Infinite Penguins.
My "Readit, Swapit" page
My "LibraryThing" page

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ChastMastr
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Only two? I've counted more... [Waterworks]

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ChastMastr
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Counting With Chast ("VUN vunderful bear! TWO vunderful bears! THREE vunderful bears! Ha, ha, ha, ha...")

Let's All Post In Sonnets With Three-Beat Rhyme

The Bizarro Thread


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Tumbleweed
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Advice for pissing off the hosts
as a spin off from that
Practice screwing up your UBB code here!


The recipe thread part II: Cooking with insects

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coffee jim
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Which Shipmates I suspect are paedophiles, and why
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Gremlin
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quote:
Originally posted by Magnum Mysterium:
What parameters do you use to measure the worth of a thread? I'm curious. I've had a lot of responses in a very short time. I'm happy.

One that engenders interesting conversation, some humour, and a bit of edification in how to move on in my spiritual life.... not one that gets shut down by the hosts for being a seriously dumb thread.

Gremlin

[Devil]

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Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
Oh I get it... like humour... but different.

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Pax Romana
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More really bad ideas for a new thread:

Are you a closet fundamentalist? Discuss.

What are the words to "The Vatican Rag" and what do they mean to you?

10 possible uses for discarded Jehovah's Witness tracts.

What really awful, sacrilegious act I will commit if I have to sing, play or listen to (insert name of really obnoxious hymn) one more time.

Street preachers I have known and loved.

The possiblities are endless ... unfortunately.

Pax Romana, who obviously has too much time on her hands right now.

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Robert Porter-Miller

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  • Why US beer tastes like warm piss
  • If you're a Christian, you're no friend of mine
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  • My collection of pressed flora mentioned in the Bible


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ken
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quote:
Originally posted by Robert Miller:
  • Why US beer tastes like warm piss

You obviously never drank any. It tastes like cold fizzy piss.

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[ 11. August 2003, 12:00: Message edited by: Nightlamp ]

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Pax Romana
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quote:
Originally posted by Robert Miller:

  • Why US beer tastes like warm piss

Maybe because it IS warm piss?

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I hate to be unpatriotic, but on the very rare occasions when I drink beer it's going to be German beer! [Yipee]

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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.
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I just got this virus warning message, and I wanted to share it with you

I didn't check it out because it said it was so new, the virus protection sites knew nothing about it. No I didn't actually get it, but I always take these warning seriously.

Why AOL is the best ISP in the world

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