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ChrisT

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I'm starting this thread for no other reason than this board is piss-poor-boring at the moment

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Grits
Compassionate fundamentalist
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Thanks, Chris. This was one of my favorite, funniest threads of all time.

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St. Punk the Pious

Biblical™ Punk
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Naughty Nuns

What's groovy when you come across it in worship?

Baptiphobia

We will now discuss tat that is so obscure, only Anglocatholics will have any frikkin idea what we're talking about. in Mystery Worshipper, of course. (Actually I love threads like that. [Big Grin] )

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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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What I learnt at christian summer camp.

Let's cut the crap - you are all wrong.

I have an essay to write, who wants to help?

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Papio

Ship's baboon
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Why every single person who thinks there might be a god is a total fascist

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Infinite Penguins.
My "Readit, Swapit" page
My "LibraryThing" page

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Schroedinger's cat

Ship's cool cat
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Liturgical uses of toe cheese, dried sweat, belly-button fluff and nasal emmisions.

[I must be tired today.]

[ 26. September 2003, 14:21: Message edited by: Schroedinger's cat ]

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Nicolemr
Shipmate
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i was actually thinking of starting this one for the gross-out value, but i decided i'd better not:

who wants to see the video of the huge abcess on my cats face being lanced and all the pus oozing out?

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ChastMastr
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Well, Nicole, that'll keep the thread from being sent to Heaven for sure. [Eek!] [Projectile]

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David
glad your cat is better, though

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Ariel
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Random Stream of Consciousness Thread - just post the first thought that comes into your head!

Shipmeet - anyone interested in meeting underwater?

Interesting Collections - does anyone else collect sticky price labels from supermarkets or bus tickets?

Teabag Competition - how many cups can you make from one teabag and which blend goes furthest?

Alternative Uses for Marmite

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Sine Nomine*

Ship's backstabbing bastard
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I would have thought that "Have you ever eaten tofu?" would be a totally ludicrous idea for a thread.

But to date it's gone two pages and 64 posts. So what the hell do I know?

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The Rogue
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What is the best book to read while having a vasectomy?

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If everyone starts thinking outside the box does outside the box come back inside?

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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"The Sun Also Rises", Rogue.

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Not Lady Chatterley's Lover?

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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...

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welsh dragon

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No. Portnoy's Complaint.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
Random Stream of Consciousness Thread - just post the first thought that comes into your head!

Are you sure this thread isn't already running under an alias? [Biased]

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Eschew obfuscation!

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KenWritez
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As posted by RooK: "Presleytarian and her fat ass."

You'd need a sponge to pick him up afterward. The horror! The horror!

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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction

My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
No. Portnoy's Complaint.

[Killing me]

Would put a positive spin on the situation...

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Tortuf
Ship's fisherman
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I know all about those Muslims. (I saw Paula Abdul perform once.)
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ChastMastr
Shipmate
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Today I Consign to Purgatory -- for intellectual questions one wants to give a cursory nod to, but not actually discuss or anything...

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welsh dragon

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And in the same vein...

Today I Consign to All Saints For anyone you would like to be done to death with group hugs.

Today I Consign to Mystery Worshipper for anyone you would like to be done to death with poisoned incense, which would be a lovely Jacobean way to go.

Today I Consign to Small Fire for anyone you would like to be made the subject of a small but immensely meaningful and intellectualised worship happening...

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St. Punk the Pious

Biblical™ Punk
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Why fascist bigots such as yourself will be second class citizens in the New World Order.

To heck with the Methodists and Calvinists. I want more Popery in the CofE!

Send the primates back to the zoo!

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My reely gud book.

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Divine Outlaw
Gin-soaked boy
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Which new apprentice is a M******ike sock-puppet?

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georgia
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My christian experience and why yours is deception

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Zwingli
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Today I consign to Kergymania: a more polite way of saying about a topic "see, the Bible agrees with me"
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ChastMastr
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A thread using as many of the temporarily-forbidden words as humanly possible, including but not limited to, "M******ike," "ho*******lity," "***," "A******nism," "kn*ckers," "kn*ckers," and "S*****ni," in accordance with the prophecy

David
Semprini

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The Black Labrador
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Do alligators go soft after 10,000 posts?
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St. Punk the Pious

Biblical™ Punk
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quote:
Originally posted by The Black Labrador:
Do alligators go soft after 10,000 posts?

I'm starting another Gene Robinson thread just to annoy Erin.

very bad idea that.

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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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Because the 26 threads in Purgatory and Hell that talk about gay bishops simply are not enough.

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St. Punk the Pious

Biblical™ Punk
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quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
Because the 26 threads in Purgatory and Hell that talk about gay bishops simply are not enough.

This is thread #27 on you-know-what.

[Biased]

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The Society of St. Pius *
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Tenebrae Tenebrae
Apprentice
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The Bible Says™ you're wrong!
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magnum mysterium
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Mark the Punk thinks there may be some Christians in ECUSA
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St. Punk the Pious

Biblical™ Punk
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[Big Grin] Very good, M.M.

By the way, is Tenebrae Tenebrae any relation?

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The Bede's American Successor

Curmudgeon-in-Training
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quote:
Originally posted by The Rogue:
What is the best book to read while having a vasectomy?

Goodbye, Columbus

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This was the iniquity of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride of wealth and food in plenty, comfort and ease, and yet she never helped the poor and the wretched.

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Chris
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Is my hamster gay?

[Edited for spelling. Yes, one of those four words.]

[ 11. November 2003, 03:59: Message edited by: Chris ]

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