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Left at the Altar
Ship's Siren
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Originally posted by Janine:
Notice me not saying all the stuff I could be saying about a desire to be eaten.
Let me introduce to this nice German chap. He'll even take you to a movie and Maccas.
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Nonpropheteer
6 Syllable Master
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Originally posted by Left at the altar:
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Originally posted by Janine:
Notice me not saying all the stuff I could be saying about a desire to be eaten.
Let me introduce to this nice German chap. He'll even take you to a movie and Maccas.
Just don't bring him to a Ship Meat.
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kentishmaid
Shipmate
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Indeed. He'll only make things wurst.
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"Who'll be the lady, who'll be the lord, when we are ruled by the love of one another?"
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IntellectByProxy
Larger than you think
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Posted
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Janine, how did you manage to lower the tone of this thread?
Question is, Kelly, how did you manage not to lower it?
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Nonpropheteer
6 Syllable Master
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Originally posted by kentishmaid:
Indeed. He'll only make things wurst.
He probably wouldn't get along with Janine anyway. He seems to have a taste for kielbasa...
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Posted
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Originally posted by IntellectByProxy:
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Janine, how did you manage to lower the tone of this thread?
Question is, Kelly, how did you manage not to lower it?
That's what I mean. I'm jealous.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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IntellectByProxy
Larger than you think
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
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Originally posted by IntellectByProxy:
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Janine, how did you manage to lower the tone of this thread?
Question is, Kelly, how did you manage not to lower it?
That's what I mean. I'm jealous.
I'm sure there are loads of internet sites which cater for your, ahhh, special requirements.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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What would you know about my special requirements, Mr Larger-than-you-think? ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Go gobble something.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Sorry, didn't mean to kill thread. Bring on the dick jokes, I promise I won't interrupt.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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IntellectByProxy
Larger than you think
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
What would you know about my special requirements, Mr Larger-than-you-think?
Go gobble something.
Is it rude if I type with my mouth full?
Hypothetically speaking.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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I love a man who follows directions. ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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The Bede's American Successor
Curmudgeon-in-Training
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With Mad Cow not just a Canadian intrustion into our lives in the US anymore, a thought has entered my mind (feeble that it may be--both the mind and thought). It has to do with this thread.
Since the known mean of transmission of Mad Cow is one cow eating the infected remains from another cow, shouldn't one be careful before taking the dining advice from certain Germans?
I realize that we aren't talking "brain and spinal tissue, which contain the highest concentration of the prions that cause mad cow disease." In fact:
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Whole-muscle cuts, such as filet mignon or roasts, are considered least likely to carry infectious material. Mad cow disease has not been found in beef muscle or dairy products.
Still, "recent studies in mice have found evidence of prions in muscle meat." (All quotes from the linked article.)
Should an advisory board be formed to give us direction for Safe Canabalism? Maybe the concept of Safe Canabalism is a lie, and it should be called Safer Canabalism?
Some so-called conservatives will complain, saying that eating human flesh is sinful, even if the person gave consent in advance. Still, no matter how much we warn people about the dangers in eating other people, some people are still going to do it.
How do we cut down the risks to avoid transmission to all humans?
Do you know where you meat has been? ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Ronist
Shipmate
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Bede: I was following you up until you started talking about cannibalism. I fear it might be too late for you.
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The Bede's American Successor
Curmudgeon-in-Training
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Originally posted by Ronist:
Bede: I was following you up until you started talking about cannibalism. I fear it might be too late for you.
After you have been around for a few more posts, you will understand:
(1) This whole thread is about canabalism. Occasionally it is nice to post on the given topic.
(2) Hell is not the place for serious discussion, although it does accidently happen on occasion. RooK sees to that.
(3) I was making a modest proposal.
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This was the iniquity of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride of wealth and food in plenty, comfort and ease, and yet she never helped the poor and the wretched.
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Ronist
Shipmate
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Bede:
I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to apologize in hell but point noted.
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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Ronist,
Apologies are always welcome in Hell. Some are even accepted
Tattoing the Guidelines for Hell and the Ship's 10 Commandments on a easy-to-read part of your body may help you navigate Hell.
Sarkycow, hellhost
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“Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.”
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tomb
Shipmate
# 174
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Well, I think the dick-roasting has gone on long enough. I haven't read a really creative recipe in ages.
Mad cow is being disgusted elsewhere.
Y'all go away.
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