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Thread: Hell: MasterTroll Theater
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
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Lifean, I agree that you are mild-mannered. However there have been several posts of your lately that I consider to have given away your intent to troll (to whatever depth). That, in my book, is making threats. In the same way that one when joking with a friend could say "is that a threat or a promise?".
The real problem for me is that you in no way measure up to a real troll - you are but a pale imitation, a shadow, a fake copier of trolling tendencies. You have proved yourself to be no more interesting than a rather mediocre act on "Stars in Their Eyes".
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Nanny Ogg
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Come on ChrisT - at least let Lifeman practise.
How can you become a full heavyweight troll without a few gentle spars now and again? ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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Lifeman
Troll
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Fair point Chris,
I'll never be a great troll and that's because I could'nt take the vocation seriously enough. Some past instances of 'trolling' on my part have'nt been meant seriously at all and to my amusement I've been taken seriously. For example, I once posted a thread in Hell comparing America today to the ancient Roman empire (for example WWF is the new form of gladiators) and it was only meant to a joke - it got moved to purgatory! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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quote:
Originally posted by Lifeman:
For example, I once posted a thread in Hell comparing America today to the ancient Roman empire (for example WWF is the new form of gladiators) and it was only meant to a joke - it got moved to purgatory!
That was my revenge on you for being such a low-life dickhead
Viki
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Alan Cresswell
Mad Scientist 先生
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Are you sure that wasn't revenge on some slight by Purgatory hosts?
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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So I killed two birds with one stone? Got a problem with that? I sincerely hope so, since I've a new toasting fork here, and it needs to be christened with someone's blood...
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Nanny Ogg:
Come on ChrisT - at least let Lifeman practise.
How can you become a full heavyweight troll without a few gentle spars now and again?
![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
GASP.
Lifeman is liza's sock puppet.
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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quote:
Originally posted by Lifeman:
I'll never be a great troll and that's because I could'nt take the vocation seriously enough. Some past instances of 'trolling' on my part have'nt been meant seriously at all and to my amusement I've been taken seriously
So you admit you are an arsehole?
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Lifeman
Troll
# 579
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I don't think a quite said that - I normally
regard 'arseholes' as the kind of people who find
it difficult to express themselves without using expletives
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ken
Ship's Roundhead
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quote:
Originally posted by Lifeman:
'arseholes'
Talking of which, is Jesuitical YoungMalePerson's recent assault on Purgatory an attempt at a decent troll, or just lashing out at Stoo for closing the other scat thread?
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L’amor che move il sole e l’altre stelle.
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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Damn it, Lifeman, could you be any more sanctimonious? You remind me of the kid who was top of the class, the one with the very shiny shoes and very proud parents, who would smile sweetly with just a hint of a sneer as others failed to attain his "standards".
For your reference, perchance it be something you encounter again:
troll = arsehole
Lifeman = troll (albeit a crap one)
therefore
Lifeman = arsehole
[that's one less beer, Chris]
[ 09. June 2003, 15:39: Message edited by: Erin ]
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Lifeman
Troll
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Chris, In answer to your question, I could actually be more sanctimonious but I refrain from doing so lest it cause you any further offence, the avoidance of which is more important to me than furthering my posts. ![[Love]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif)
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Og: Thread Killer
Ship's token CN Mennonite
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Are trolls saved by grace or by good works? ![[Help]](graemlins/help.gif)
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Kyralessa
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Og: Thread Killer:
Are trolls saved by grace or by good works?
Nope.
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I'm just glad all my other icons don't cry, crap, and spit up this much.
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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quote:
Originally posted by Og: Thread Killer:
Are trolls saved by grace or by good works?
Pickling them in a barrel might work, or perhaps placing them in a wax museum would be better (coated in wax first, of course!)
I don't know any bank that would agree to save a troll in a safety deposit box, do you?
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Nanny Ogg
Ship's cushion
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I think it's been decided that on another thread that a vindaloo melts their insides...
Lime pickle anyone?
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Lifeman
Troll
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Why should Vindaloo attak trolls any more than anyone else? ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
(for the record, I never order anything hotter than Rogan Josh ![[Cool]](cool.gif) )
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
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Lifeman, gee, I don't know what to say. You're so ... kind ![[Tear]](graemlins/tear.gif)
PS - a recommendation: next time order a makhani - you might like it. Imagine a spicier korma. Mmmmmm.
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Mr. Spouse
Ship's Pedant
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So who was the last person to earn the troll avatar? And who's next...? ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
PS I'm NOT volunteering, ok! ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by Lifeman:
Why should Vindaloo attak trolls any more than anyone else?
(for the record, I never order anything hotter than Rogan Josh )
On one of the flyswatting threads we had a few days back, someone said that Vindaloo dissolves "first your larynx then your sphincter." A clever soul (coughmecough) pointed out that if vindaloo dissolved sphincters, it should work on trolls.
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Merseymike
Shipmate
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Oh, if you want something really unbearable, try a Malaysian Chicken laksa. Its an excruciatingly hot soup that manages to make a vindaloo seem like a korma even though its got lots of coconut milk.
Any Mancunians, the example at the Malaysian restaurant in Chinatown is particularly evil.
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Cod
Shipmate
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Manalive.
He was around the first time I ever encountered the Ship. I thought that he was, basically, a fundie who just went too far. Clearly I was wrong?
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Lifeman
Troll
# 579
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It's 1.30 am and I've just gor back from an Indian restaurant but I avoided having a vindaloo
(just in case).
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
# 2522
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Ounce of prevention, etc.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
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quote:
Originally posted by TimSaunders:
Manalive.
He was around the first time I ever encountered the Ship. I thought that he was, basically, a fundie who just went too far. Clearly I was wrong?
he was around the first time I encountered the Ship too.
You were wrong, because he was thick, too.
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Alan Cresswell
Mad Scientist 先生
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Wood, I thought you'd been around a similar amount of time as me. I'd been here for a good few months, at least, before manalive made his debut.
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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
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Nope. I arrived last quarter 1999.
Ahh, the olde days, eh?
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